Rocket and Facebook

2 Sep

Hmmm nothing much to say. Expected.

Wanna here something funny? If she would have dated the FB founder, we could’ve called her her:



Edit:  For the Members – shopped by KVWF (Kate Van Winfenn)  – Thanks LMAO



40 Responses to “Rocket and Facebook”

  1. dkstevens327 September 2, 2016 at 10:18 pm #

    I guess I should’ve checked the previous post. When my son saw Elon Musk’s blow up, he said, “Blame Amber.”
    I’d say, “Haha, good one”, but he just started school Wednesday. Seventh grade. What are they teaching them?!?
    Turns out, his crush, who sits next to him, had been “following tbe case” and thinks:
    1.) Amber lied
    2.) Amber is guilty of lying, especially about the domestic violence
    3.) Amber should be cut from Justice League and recast for Aquaman
    4.) Amber and Elon blah blah she’s guilty. Of Something.
    So my son believes this already but doubly due to his crush…
    I do lime this crush, though 😃

    • dkstevens327 September 2, 2016 at 10:19 pm #

      * like not “lime” lol

      • socalladyinfo September 4, 2016 at 3:31 pm #

        @dkstevens327 …..Smart crush….young girls if they are smart like this one has a BS meter a mile away If it comes from his peer he will listen up…..You do NOT have to say a thing….good one….

        • dkstevens327 September 4, 2016 at 3:53 pm #

          Thank you 😃 it’s just my son has been through a lot; I don’t want him following celebrity gossip. I only started because my BS alert went crazy with Heard’s claims. Oh, well, I guess we can’t keep our kids in the dark forever lol

  2. KO September 2, 2016 at 11:33 pm #

    Re the photo – I hate that ‘fierce face’ thing she does. I will not be going to see JL or AquaMan, but I imagine this is the facial expression she will be using.

  3. rek97 September 3, 2016 at 12:18 am #

    Wow, that pose required a lot of waxing and bleaching didn’t it? But it still did not work 100%. Amber, be careful hon, you are almost showing your needle marks, er excuse me, I meant to say vajay.

  4. Teri September 3, 2016 at 3:35 am #

    I like this site Amber Turd needs to be called out. I feel for Johhny, this whole thing on her part is an attack on his person.

  5. branmuffin September 3, 2016 at 4:31 am #

    Oh, look, It’s the chupacabra…..

    • socalladyinfo September 4, 2016 at 3:37 pm #

      @branmuffin FREAKIN LOL! Get on that broom and fly bitch!

  6. Maria84 September 3, 2016 at 5:02 am #

    lol it’s funny and it could be real, i bet she has lot’s of pictures much worse then that… the face is from the Terry Richardson session…the woman makes the very same expression in 90% of these photos…she is soooo predictable…
    by the way… did you see Johnny’s new picture in Ibiza? he looks hot, and well! fans are overjoyed on IG! So am i!

    • KO September 3, 2016 at 5:35 am #


      It looks like he has lost a lot of weight (100lbs of Amber!!). I wonder how long he is going to hang around Ibiza because he has been there quite a while now. It’s almost like he is avoiding LA.

      • Maria84 September 3, 2016 at 7:23 am #

        I thought the same , that he is probably avoiding LA… I was surprised to know that he still in Spain… well, if he feels better there for now, it’s ok, i suppose. Judging by the way he looks this days, it can be good for him…plus he is near me haha , so it’s definitely good lol

    • B September 3, 2016 at 6:27 am #

      He looks fantastic! I can’t believe it is the same person. Just goes to show that it is so important to rid your life of toxic people. They will suck the life out of you.

      • Maria84 September 3, 2016 at 7:27 am #

        That’s so true! i experienced that myself , not only about with a boyfriend, but two ” friends” too, and toxic people can really make you serious damages . Johnny looks better, and it’s a good thing that he is going out, enjoying sea and sun , taking care of his appearance! so far i think these are good signs.

    • Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm #

      No I didn’t ! Where can these be seen please ? Thanks

  7. September 3, 2016 at 8:37 am #

    Johnny looks so much better Elon you will fail just like your rocket did

  8. Laura1973 September 3, 2016 at 9:04 am #

    I saw that recent pic, not sure if he is still in Spain, but he sore got his sun-kissed complexion back! He looked deathly pale during the amber years.

    BTW, this pic of Scamber almost made me hurl…lol

    • Laura1973 September 3, 2016 at 9:05 am #

      sorry meant “sure” not “sore”

    • Andy September 3, 2016 at 11:49 am #

      where is the photo?

      • Joan September 3, 2016 at 12:12 pm #

        You can see it on He does look wonderful.

      • Tgirl September 3, 2016 at 12:23 pm #

        I sent you the link to the pic boss

      • PennyForYourThought September 3, 2016 at 12:39 pm #

        I hope you post it Andy. It’s nice to see healthy pics of Johnny after all of the deathly ones over the last few years. 🙂

        • Maria84 September 3, 2016 at 1:21 pm #

          Me too! i hope you post it Andy! 🙂

  9. Pennywise September 3, 2016 at 12:38 pm #

    The “hooker” tattoo on her thigh is totally appropriate!!! Hahahaha

  10. PennyForYourThought September 3, 2016 at 12:40 pm #

    If a picture is worth a thousand words, this one is worth a thousand pukes. Not a good look, at all.

    • Maria84 September 3, 2016 at 1:20 pm #

      i agree, but the picture isn’t real ! this is Ambitch face but is not her body! the face is from a session she made with Terry Richardson, in that picture she is holding her hair up.

      • PennyForYourThought September 3, 2016 at 2:12 pm #

        Oh OK, thanks for clarifying. LOL! 🙂

        • Pennywise September 3, 2016 at 3:30 pm #

          Lol Lol Lol 😁😁😂😂😂

        • Maria84 September 3, 2016 at 4:47 pm #

          lol i was just saying what the real picture of Ambitch is,as she has the exactly same expression in all that pictures, and not that this picture is fake…even if wasn’t written it would be obvious…she doesn’t have that beautiful skin color , or those abs…oh wait now she is working out…in the park,for the papas…lol

      • Andy September 3, 2016 at 2:45 pm #

        thats why it says SHOPPED – we all know its fake.

  11. Sherilyn September 3, 2016 at 1:09 pm #

    USA doesn’t want her, England doesn’t want her, looks like Hell burped her back out too.

    • Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 1:17 pm #

      Too bad, no choice.

    • PennyForYourThought September 4, 2016 at 12:32 pm #

      And trust me here in Canada, we don’t want her crapping up our beautiful country with her coked up vee-jay-jay. Ewww!

  12. Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 1:29 pm #

    A shame we cannot edit one of Raquel’s last IG pic together with AH’s (no offense to yogis)

  13. Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 1:35 pm #

    Saw the last JD’s picture in Ibiza.
    Oh, so much better Johnny !
    If the guy is looking and FEELING much better, no rush going back to LA.

  14. Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm #

    Attention whore is a term I learnt about reading the internet.
    Just like Histrionic personality disorder which is short for Amberturd !

    • aquagirl10009 September 3, 2016 at 6:43 pm #

      Its always good to keep learning, Paris!

  15. sadforjd September 3, 2016 at 6:49 pm #

    As we all know this isn’t turdy for the following reasons;
    – doesn’t have that kind of coordination
    -doesn’t have that kind of muscle tone
    – doesn’t have that golden skin tone
    -doesn’t have that fashion sense
    – has big feet
    – her vajay would have swallow that bathsuit

    • Andy September 3, 2016 at 9:51 pm #

      and the photographer

  16. amberalert111 September 4, 2016 at 7:38 am #

    One word : disgusting

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