1 Sep

The reason Amber loves London? It’s the only place that gave her decent attention. The paps follow her there and take her photos more. She has some friends that are a big deal in London and it gives her more attention to be seen with them. London also keeps her from getting booed at as much, and yelled at by pissed of people that know she’s a liar.

She’s probably already back on North American soil. I would love for her to take up residence somewhere else, but that’s like dumping your trash on your best friends door.

She needs to get ready. She won’t be getting near as much attention after the first of the year. She’s sinking back to where she’s always been D List. Face it, Depp was the only reason she got papped half the time.

It’s getting ready to get quiet for her.


47 Responses to “London”

  1. KO September 2, 2016 at 12:36 am #

    Gee thanks America for sending her here (dripping with sarcasm). I was peeing myself at the Daily Mail article where she is running through the park and they say that no one recognised ‘the star’. Well, the simple reason for that is that she isn’t a star. Never was – she’s only known for making a mug of Johnny Depp.

    I imagine the producers have got her in the gym to try to build up some muscle. She is so thin, she would fall down a drain. She probably got the JL/Aquaman parts because she was married to JD – no other reason because she cannot act.

    If she is going to be here for six months, her ‘people’ will be phoning up the Daily Mail to tip them off about her whereabouts with monotonous regularity. When it says she finds us ‘super respectful’, well we are, but just not about her. There’s nothing to respect.

    A London base for six months means plenty of time to meet up with Cara.

    • B September 2, 2016 at 2:32 am #

      I was laughing at that article. Especially the picture of the woman sitting near her looking irritated at her obvious posturing for the paps. We all know that she was the one who called them. No one cares about her in London. She is trying hard to make a name for herself by latching on to these so called friends of hers yet still, no one recognises her.

      • KO September 2, 2016 at 2:43 am #

        When she returns to London, we will be getting stories about Amber going shopping, Amber trying to mooch her way into more strip clubs, Amber goes to the toilet!!

        The woman is such a nonentity. Nobody is interested in her or ugly mug Elon (shame about the rocket, Elon. LMAO).

        It is obviously in the film company’s interest to try keep press coverage of her going. A park in North West London is not the usual spot for paps. Obviously, a call was made.

        Why during the depositions did she not use the special exit at LAX for those trying to avoid paps?

        • B September 2, 2016 at 2:47 am #

          Ah yes the rocket lol.

          • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:26 pm #

            Much like his sex life no doubt

  2. Alice September 2, 2016 at 2:02 am #

    Yeah, an ‘exercising in park’ story in the Daily Maily is about as D List as you can get. It’s normally reserved for reality TV people looking to get a Fitness DVD out for Christmas, or ‘personalities’ that never really had a definable career in the first place. I suspect Amber Heard will have a far more givng and productive relationship with the Daily Mail than she ever did with Johnny Depp.

  3. B September 2, 2016 at 2:37 am #

    Andy, in regards to your response in the previous blog post about my comment regarding her being back in LA to pick up her belongings (what belongings? Clothes and ugly shoes.) I’ll have you know that she has finally bought some new shoes while in London and she was showing them off at the airport in LA.She must read this blog. lol.

    • Sherilyn September 2, 2016 at 9:27 am #

      LOL. I noticed her new shoes!

    • branmuffin September 2, 2016 at 2:47 pm #

      Hahaaaa……I was thinking the same thing….lol

    • aquagirl10009 September 2, 2016 at 5:19 pm #

      Maybe they’re her “fall” shoes and she will wear them every day for the next 4 months.

      • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:34 pm #

        Nah huh someone will have to shoe her soon. “Don’t you think we look a like?”

    • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:25 pm #

      Not too surprising lmao. Next will be the handbag

  4. Tgirl September 2, 2016 at 5:33 am #

    Your so right Andy.

    The only reason anyone bothered to pay attention to her in the first place was because of Johnny. After everything is settled no one will care about her anymore and she will soon be forgotten.

    She’ll go back to calling the paps when she goes out just like she did before she schemed her way into his life. They will eventually tire of that because she’ll never be a big enough star for them to care about.

    She’s going back to being a nobody again and I for one cannot wait. A happy day that will be indeed.

    Thank you karma.

  5. Survivor1968 September 2, 2016 at 7:17 am #

    Jeez please have her back USA, we don’t want your left overs or trash over here thanks. As for being in the Daily Fail , well I don’t buy that trash either. Avoiding the city like a plague until she disappears back under the rock she crawled out from under.

  6. September 2, 2016 at 7:53 am #

    She looked like the work out pooped her out yea does anyone know whens moving day for her Musk Mask your rocket failed karma

  7. Lynn September 2, 2016 at 8:53 am #

    Hopefully someone will call the paps when she moves out of JD’s apartment, although I can’t imagine that she brought all that much into the relationship in the way of property to begin with. I wonder which “friend” she’s mooching …. I mean, staying with in London? Also wonder where JD is. Still in Spain? Here’s hoping he’s tucked quietly away in rehab somewhere.

    • LINDA September 2, 2016 at 4:32 pm #

      Im waiting for that too !

  8. Sherilyn September 2, 2016 at 9:52 am #

    Never once did she look at the camera in the many photos taken. Yep she called them. Maybe she needed money to get back to LA? I also think it is another dig at Johnny by using “healthy” a few times. All the talk about fans wanting JD to get healthy. Not much there to pump up, tho. She looks to be about as big as a fried fart.

    • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:29 pm #

      Right? BUT where’s the weight loss?? She gained 20 lbs back in 2 weeks nevermind

  9. Minnie1 September 2, 2016 at 11:33 am #

    I think she’s going to go back and forth between London and LA in order to create the impression if being busy and important. That’s all she seems to having going for her at this point–movement.

    And I really do feel sorry that she’s now polluting London with her unsavory presence. I’m trying to think of a fitting place for her, but can’t seem to think of one on earth.

    And once again, drive Elon, drive fast. She jinxed your rocket launch. You don’t need to see what else she’s capable of.

    • KO September 2, 2016 at 12:13 pm #


      A fitting place for her? What about Siberia – it’s about as cold as she is.

      • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:32 pm #

        Too white. That’s called, deception

    • B September 2, 2016 at 2:38 pm #

      I agree Minnie. I read somewhere that the actual filming doesn’t start until the end of the year so she is just going back and forth for show. She doesn’t really need to be there at this point. I am sure she will want to stay out of LA if she can. Some of JD’s fans might f@@k her up. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:33 pm #


        • Design Collective NY September 3, 2016 at 6:06 am #

          Ah forgot about her engaged lover Cara. Of course! Why else would she be there now If she isn’t actually filming until the end of the year.

        • B September 3, 2016 at 6:10 am #

          Ah forgot about her engaged lover Cara. Of course! Why else would she be there now If she isnโ€™t actually filming until the end of the year.

    • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:30 pm #

      Obviously disappearing isn’t one of them….

  10. KO September 2, 2016 at 12:12 pm #

    I take it Amber and Elon will not be getting invited to any of Mark Zuckerberg’s parties. LOL. Elon has apparently lost $390 million on his little crash and caused $200 Million damage to Facebook’s satellite.

    • Pennywise September 2, 2016 at 4:46 pm #

      Geeeeez she’s poison…even from afar! He should have seconds thoughts about her.

    • Andy September 2, 2016 at 9:31 pm #

      Why wasn’t she on it.

      • KO September 2, 2016 at 11:30 pm #


        She might have been on it – the Daily Mail is now saying the cause of the crash was aliens.

  11. KO September 2, 2016 at 12:53 pm #

    If, according to the Daily Mail, AH is supposed to be in London for six months filming, how were her and Johnny ever going to get together if the marriage hadn’t ended when it did? I am assuming JD will be starting a project some time this year.

  12. branmuffin September 2, 2016 at 2:45 pm #

    She’s back in LA for now… I’m sure she still has to move her things out johnny’s.

    • birdsleaveaturd September 2, 2016 at 7:22 pm #

      na she in London filming JL still

      • branmuffin September 3, 2016 at 4:18 am #

        She arrived in LA this Wed August 31st.

        She’s been “prepping” (learning stunts, etc.) to film in London. They’re not filming yet.

      • branmuffin September 3, 2016 at 4:21 am #

        The Snake is in LA. She arrived Wed August 31st.

        The Daily Mail write up was turned in late.

        She’s not filming JL yet….only “prepping” (learning stunts, etc.)

    • KO September 3, 2016 at 8:21 am #

      Possibly why he is remaining in Ibiza for the moment – doesn’t want to be accused of going anywhere near her while she packs up.

  13. LINDA September 2, 2016 at 4:34 pm #

    no matter how ‘quiet’ its gonna get for her it wont be quiet enough for me.

    • Pennywise September 2, 2016 at 4:47 pm #

      ^ THIS

  14. birdsleaveaturd September 2, 2016 at 6:32 pm #

    she suxxx… I believe justice league is still filming.. as of a daily mail post 2 days ago she was still there… hope she stays.. the brits can keep her

  15. birdsleaveaturd September 2, 2016 at 7:23 pm #

    Daily Mail (Aug.31):”Heard is in the British capital for the next six months as she films back-to-back movies at Warner Brothers Studios Leavesden, in nearby Hertfordshire.”


  16. socalladyinfo September 2, 2016 at 10:52 pm #

    You know WHY Amwitch likes London Margot Robbie is an up and coming STAR and she NEEDS to ride someones coattails to get a good part in a movie. She can NOT use the Depp connection anymore…so the doors are going to start slamming soon. KARMA! Plus she is not to welcome in LA anymore because of the divorce fallout…so of course she is going to mooch off of Cara and co….NO ONE wants her or likes her any more …why do you think IO dropped out of her radar,,,for lack of better word…She burned bridges with this divorce…not even her lawyers would do business with her…

  17. Ervic September 3, 2016 at 11:19 am #

    Soon she’ll be a regular on this blog because this will be the only place she gets the attention.

    • Andy September 3, 2016 at 11:40 am #

      That’s the day we shut it down. LOL

      • PennyForYourThought September 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm #


  18. Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 1:15 pm #

    OK, you guys handle this/her between LA and London. As long as she does not cross the Channel, that’s all fine.
    Thanks !

  19. Frompariswithlove September 3, 2016 at 1:58 pm #

    Love how Dior and Chanel stuck to Johnny and Lily Rose in their marketing campaigns.

    You are screwed Amber. ๐Ÿ™‚

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