Latrine Fields

29 Aug

Due to finally be released?? after wait after wait… There it is! No. Wait. 

Did they swing a little deal to get it released? Sooooo Amber gets a divorce, and finally it’s not shelved any longer? 

Who has control if whose balls here?  I think they might still be in Ambers purse. 

Fucking put a stop to her train wreck movies. Please. Get off this party ride, bars, reclusive house drinking, stupor, and bury her horrid career. 

 We’ve been through enough. Constantly abused from the beginning of the movie watching relationship with Amber Heard. Her films have assaulted me several times, and I can’t get away it’s even on my iPhone. I fear for my film watching life! This abuse has been ongoing for over 4 years. 

Google : Amber heard in google news. I’m too disgusted to actually ADD the link. 


27 Responses to “Latrine Fields”

  1. KO August 29, 2016 at 12:42 pm #

    I feel your pain. I’ve never watched an entire AH movie, but then again she’s never in an entire movie. LOL.

    If I remember correctly, London Fields was produced by JD’s company and he is supposed to be in it for 18 minutes. You would think that he would just shelf the thing rather than be reminded of the whole AH/JD/BillyBob fiasco. Unless, its cinema release was part of the divorce settlement.

    I will not be going to see it because there is no amount of popcorn could compensate me for watching the world’s most talentless actress. Putting AH in one of his productions was obviously another one of his desperate attempts to keep the bitch happy. What he didn’t know is that there is nothing other than the love of another woman that would keep Amber happy.

    • Olivia August 29, 2016 at 1:38 pm #

      Depp didn’t produce this movie, he has only cameo there.

  2. Sherilyn August 29, 2016 at 12:50 pm #

    I won ‘t be watching it, I don’t care who produced it or starring in it with her. I’ll keep my ten bucks and put it toward some tangueray, I think I’m out. Much rather stay home and scrub my toliet.

  3. Joan August 29, 2016 at 12:51 pm #


  4. dkstevens327 August 29, 2016 at 1:11 pm #

    I’m literally speechless and for someone as verbose as I am… Does somebody (*cough* Amber *cough*) think this will break even? Maybe prove(???) that Amber has been hiding some amazing acting talent from us peons? What is the point?

    Off topic, Andy, and my apologies to her fans, but once Amber is a distant memory, Taylor Swift seems to be an interesting case study. The short term relationships turned into hit songs; doing charity work but only when there are cameras around; the carefully orchestrated photos from 4 July (Tay-America?)… Just a suggestion since youre so good at getting “the dirt” on people. πŸ˜ƒ

    • Andy August 29, 2016 at 1:18 pm #

      She’s a piece of work- her and mikey I mean Miley. Good suggestion.

      • dkstevens327 August 29, 2016 at 2:14 pm #

        Glad I could help cast a vote in “Tay-Tay’s” direction lol She just comes off as someone who needs the spotlight (like Amber), and when she gets dumped, makes a very obvious “he dumped me” song / video. Those 4 Jjly shots, in someone else’s word’s, “look[ed] like A & F ads”.
        And making Hiddleston wear a “I ❀ T.S.” tank in the water? The guy had an amazing Shakespeare run on London’s West End! How sad!
        Hope you’re doing ok, Andy. I had a friend do what happened with your cousin and, almost twenty years later, I still think of him. Stupid, little, “Ty would find this funny… Oh. Wait.”
        Blessed Be

    • Frompariswithlove August 30, 2016 at 12:05 am #

      Taylor…QUIIII ? Oh no. She is not popular here in France. I’d have a lot of research to do. Sigh.

      • dkstevens327 August 31, 2016 at 6:15 am #

        Please let me know what you find! πŸ˜ƒ

  5. B August 29, 2016 at 1:17 pm #

    Andy you are too funny πŸ™‚ She is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen. I stumbled upon her wooden acting skills, unfortunately on Netflix. I can’t even remember the film but she was one of the patients in a psych ward. She has very limited acting range lol. Just one or two expressions. I will not watch this new one.

    • Andy August 29, 2016 at 1:19 pm #

      Ah u suffered through the ward. Probably wasn’t acting

    • KO August 29, 2016 at 1:28 pm #


      I watched clips on YouTube of her appearance in Magic Mike where they could have got anyone to sit on a chair and look gormless. Also, the dancing scene in The Rum Diaries where she proves forever that she can’t dance to save herself. I’ve also seen the clip of her singing in a film with Chris Walken – it was like listening to a cat in pain.

      She is talentless. We’ve got Johnny to thank for forcing her on to an unsuspecting public. When he cast her in London Fields he really had a nerve because he has been in the business for long enough to know that she can’t act. Did it not occur to him in the Rum Diaries that Lassie had more acting talent! In fact, there are inanimate objects with more acting talent.

      • Andy August 29, 2016 at 1:30 pm #

        Cat in pain LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA -true though.

      • Olivia August 29, 2016 at 1:40 pm #

        It’s “The Rum Diary” and once again Depp didn’t produce this movie.

        • KO August 29, 2016 at 2:04 pm #

          Olivia, before I post anything here, I’ll check with you first. Not.

        • Mebutnotme August 29, 2016 at 3:29 pm #

          Thanks Olivia I didn’t think he had anything to do with the production of London Fields. Thank goodness sounds like a complete turkey.

      • B August 29, 2016 at 1:56 pm #

        I just watched the Rum Diary dance scene lol.

      • Maria84 August 29, 2016 at 5:34 pm #

        “Lassie had more acting talent! ” this is brilliant ! haha so true!! i tried to watch “Syrup” once….i just watch the first 15 minutes or so…it was so bad, and she is so bad i can’t even describe

      • Tammy the SoCAL Lady August 29, 2016 at 9:29 pm #

        @KO omg I laughed out loud at your comment its a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything…it would of ended up on my computer screen! good one!

  6. Brenda M Clemons August 29, 2016 at 2:51 pm #

    Damn you all. Again, I was enticed to look. According to IMDb. London Fields was produced by Muse Productions and Periscope Entertainment.

  7. Sherilyn August 29, 2016 at 4:04 pm #

    Oh, Gawd, is there going to be interviews peddling this movie? Please say no.

    On IMDb, London Fields has a message board , the review by The Guardian gives it 2 stars and reading
    6 paragraphs down is lovely. “Heard is required to play it slutty for Keith and virtuous for Guy, but succeeds at neither. “, “the leaden performance helps the film sink.”

  8. August 29, 2016 at 5:58 pm #

    Watched Rum Diary once she was and is pathetic not enough tequila or drugs for me to watch crotch rot in another movie

  9. rek97 August 29, 2016 at 7:51 pm #

    When this movie got delayed last time, what was supposedly the reason? Have never seen a whole movie of hers, but have seen enough. There is a screencap of her (I think from the Danish Girl, if that’s the one where her role was a dancer) dressed in period dance attire standing at the barre with one leg up (of course) and gazing up as if looking in the mirror. Well she has this putrid sick moo cow look on her face and her pose makes her look like a big moo cow too. She has absolutely no grace whatsoever. How is it possible that a slender person who practices yoga is so gawky and awkward? How did she ever get a role as a dancer? Oh, yeah, nevermind. If you compare this pic to the snippet of trailer of Lily-Rose playing a ballerina, there is no comparison. LR is not a trained dancer or really even as an actor, but she puts AH to shame. Again. You know it will take a few years before AH finishes all her current contracts and these films are released. Relief will come then because I doubt she’s getting many offers now other than porn.

  10. Tammy the SoCAL Lady August 29, 2016 at 9:26 pm #

    Please Amber get on a rocket to fly away in space and disappear….you are a waste of space and a shitty actress to boot…Let Musk help you to fly away!

  11. Minnie1 August 30, 2016 at 7:28 am #

    Anyone remember the trailer for that film? Amber is dressed in a white negligee, swinging her broad hindquarters while sashaying her way over to the car. She looks like Bossie the cow on her way back to the barn in the evening.

    • Andy August 30, 2016 at 12:23 pm #

      I remember your bossier the cow comment then and now. Still funny as hell

      • Joan August 31, 2016 at 8:20 am #


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