Wedding Miser….er Mystery

27 Aug
  1. Amber Heard LOVES attention
  2. Loves Cameras
  3. Loves Film/Video
  4. Loves Publicity for herself


WHY then would she turn down the “Opportunity” of a lifetime to show her wedding dress to the world?

Yet no photo of her in her wedding dress, nothing to tell us where the dress came from (although it was rumored Stella McCartney designed it) and even bigger reason to showcase Stella’s work.

No. WE have some crappy aerial shots from an independent photographer (None of the big agencies claimed taking those photos) AND a shot of Suzanne standing with Johnny.


Why????……. it’s not normal, in fact it’s way off base for Amber never to have thrown photos of herself and dress to the masses, shoving it down our throats.

Think about it.



96 Responses to “Wedding Miser….er Mystery”

  1. L.C. August 27, 2016 at 9:11 pm #

    Maybe since Suzanne didn’t like her she wouldn’t give up her own rights in the pictures so they could be published. That would be hilarious!

  2. linda August 27, 2016 at 9:23 pm #

    L.C. hit the nail on the head.

    • linda August 27, 2016 at 9:27 pm #

      Also, on closer inspection, is that a bruise under Johnny’s right eye??

      • Andy August 27, 2016 at 10:00 pm #

        hmmmm – that’s suspicious as fuck…then again it could have been from those ugly ass “five star” tents.

        • linda August 28, 2016 at 12:32 am #

          Are they under a tent there? I found that photo without the watermark and his eye still looks bruised. Maybe that’s why there’s no professional photos?? She beat him up! Before the wedding!

        • Lynn August 28, 2016 at 7:34 am #

          I think that’s just natural skin pigmentation. I noticed it years ago in “Alice in Wonderland.” You can see it beneath his Mad Hatter make up.

  3. stoney August 27, 2016 at 9:25 pm #

    You know how after some celebs have babies they stay out of the public eye until they’ve sold the rights to the first photos to the highest bidder? Maybe since she’s obviously been planning this BS for awhile, that was a part of her plan? I think their marriage is an even bigger story now so maybe equals more money. I have no idea. This whole thing has always been so bizarre, and just when I think I know where it’s going it all spins in the opposite direction.

    It would be funny if maybe Suzanne had um some “unexpected issues” and the only photos that turned out were of Johnny and Jack.

    • usnpup August 27, 2016 at 10:56 pm #

      Suzanne did comment recently that she lost lots and lots of her pics on her computer…

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:27 am #

      I doubt Johnny nor Jack will want these pics out. Poor Jack, he was young at the time (well still is). He must have seen or heard too much. 😦

  4. Tammy the SoCAL Lady August 27, 2016 at 10:46 pm #

    L.C has the right idea….Ambitch is making a FOOL of herself now that the money went to charity….She seems to be so ungrateful for Johnny donating the money….STUPID girl…..Nice wedding photo…..who’s arm is behind them…..btw, does anyone know if Ambitch moved out of the condos which she didn’t get in the settlement…I know they were’ Johnny’s……I think it is hilarious that she ended up with NOTHING!

  5. johana August 27, 2016 at 11:20 pm #

    I remember Doug said something about Johnny do not want marry with Amber and she implored to he marry her.

  6. aquagirl10009 August 27, 2016 at 11:22 pm #

    The dress ripped when when she was getting oral from all of her bridesmaids in one of the ***** tents.

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 12:25 am #

      I really have to stop reading this blog in the morning when I drink my coffee !!

      • goawayjamber August 28, 2016 at 6:00 am #

        I think it’s a great way to enjoy my mornings with a cup of coffee…LOL

        • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:31 am #

          My laptop disagrees !

    • sadforjd August 28, 2016 at 5:15 am #

      Well that the best excuse for not having photos. ..Lmfao

      • Lynn August 28, 2016 at 7:40 am #

        Amber didn’t want the photos released because she didn’t want the world to know that JD had SOS scratched out in the sand on the beach.

        • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:39 am #

          If only… We’ll find out one day !
          There was a question here as to why SW attended the wedding when she discouraged Johnny to marry AH.
          I thought about this, reflecting on my own experience. My guess is that Suzanne may have attended not to give her friend up, a friend she felt was in need of some ground and good vibes, a friend in need.
          Does not mean she gave her blessing to this wedding.

        • Andy August 28, 2016 at 11:37 am #


        • Pennywise August 28, 2016 at 1:57 pm #

          Lynn!!!!! *cough! cough! Sputter! Coffee went down the wrong tube

  7. usnpup August 27, 2016 at 11:41 pm #

    If I’m not mistaken there were more professional photographers who attended the island ceremony, one was Suzanne, iO is a photographer but was also the person of honor in the wedding, still iO could’ve taken photos before/after the ceremony. I believe Scumber had her own professional photographer there other than Suzanne and iO. I think Johnny would only agree to have the wedding on the island if all present promised not to post photos without permission. A few were posted but none of Scumber that I’ve seen except from paparazzi choppers flying overhead.

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 12:20 am #

      That’s what I think. Permission required to post photos. Few people attending on an island. Difficult afterwards to have some pics leaked to the press without fingers being pointed at.

      I love that SW did not even write her name. She was attending for her friend, Johnny.

      Being ignored must be an ordeal for that Ambitch.
      Love it. Classy Suzanne. πŸ™‚

      • Lynn August 28, 2016 at 12:18 pm #

        I don’t think JD had any of his friends there besides her. Where was Tim Burton, Doug S., Johnathan Shaw? Nowhere to be seen.

        • Andy August 28, 2016 at 1:32 pm #


          • KO August 28, 2016 at 2:34 pm #

            The fact that these good friends of his were not there, makes the whole thing weirder and weirder. It was almost like a gunshot wedding or a funeral!

    • Andy August 28, 2016 at 4:44 am #

      Yeah there was a male photographer and a videographer

      • KO August 28, 2016 at 10:09 am #

        Andy, any idea if Jonathan S attended?

        • Andy August 28, 2016 at 11:43 am #

          I don’t think he attended the island. Not sure of in LA

          • KO August 28, 2016 at 11:52 am #

            Andy, thanks. I really respect Jonathan and his work. I don’t think the island farce/wedding would have been his thing.

          • LINDA August 29, 2016 at 2:37 pm #

            LA wedding was just Him & her…according to the person who officiated at it …

          • LINDA August 29, 2016 at 2:39 pm #

            and even in LA the only pic posted was a pic of Johnny and the officiant that was posted on the officiant’s webpage…none of Scambitch at all

          • LINDA August 29, 2016 at 2:42 pm #


          • Andy August 29, 2016 at 5:14 pm #

            Someone post the photo my phone is bitching

          • Pennywise August 29, 2016 at 6:22 pm #

            No photos of AH in both the LA or beach wedding?
            This is so weird…was she really there or have we been looking at a mannequin in the beach photos? WTH? Seriously, Johnny was supposedly so infatuated with this woman that he’d force himself to attend crappy events and premiers (pictures and all) but he hasn’t allowed ONE wedding picture of her to be released?? Not one? Curiouser and curiouser

  8. Rosie August 28, 2016 at 12:40 am #

    I think johnny put a lock on that. It wouldve been his decision not to release those photos. But im sure that when she runs out of money she will sell those pictures too.

    • Lynn August 28, 2016 at 7:28 am #

      I’m waiting for her to sell the letters and poems he supposedly wrote to her over that one month’s time. If they even exist. That would be something even a normal woman would keep.

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:22 am #

      Wedding or cute intimate pics, poems… she’s got that handy in stock. I suppose she uses Yogi Raquel as her archivist or clerk.

      These may be leaked one day but not quite yet because they do not fit her current narrative.

      (See she has some flair !!)

  9. linda August 28, 2016 at 12:51 am #

    Is that Rachel behind Sue?

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 12:53 am #

      Looks like her

    • Andy August 28, 2016 at 4:47 am #


  10. PennyForYourThought August 28, 2016 at 1:04 am #

    Very strange indeed Andy. If any of the posters here could post links or pics of their wedding, would be much appreciated. I haven’t seen any, at all. Thanks. πŸ™‚

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 1:36 am #

      The only ones to be seen (so far) are the ones taken by “paps” from a helicopter. Check out on the Daily Mail.

      Looking at some of them, with AH and JD surrounded by her maids of honor (IOtoilet wearing pants), I cannot help but think of a murder scene or the game Cluedo/Clue where everyone is a suspect !

      • Andy August 28, 2016 at 4:54 am #

        She did it on the beach with a lead dildo.

        • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:47 am #

          Andy ! You know too much about dildos to be straight !I don’t judge your sexuality.

          • Andy August 28, 2016 at 11:41 am #

            Lmfao. It’s Julie’s fault. She started hanging me when we married. Just two sexually open people in an adult toy store

    • Andy August 28, 2016 at 4:52 am #

      Yeah there on a google search. Uh by the way I think her bike seat was the gonzo fist.

      • PennyForYourThought August 28, 2016 at 10:22 am #


      • sadforjd August 28, 2016 at 2:45 pm #

        That’s just not right….gonzo fist, coke crotcher, oh my…even the wizard of Oz can’t fix that vajay or asshole and let’s incude her big mouth. That got to be a big shitty mess.

        • Andy August 28, 2016 at 5:47 pm #

          I agree, Sad

  11. Olivia August 28, 2016 at 3:24 am #

    It’s obvious that Amber’s “camp” call the helicopter photogs, they knew the exact date and time of the ceremonie what only pissed off Depp.

  12. KO August 28, 2016 at 4:08 am #

    Is it possible that all of the guests were made to sign a confidentiality agreement and that they were searched for cameras with only the official photographer being allowed to take photos. JD would know that with Suzanne taking the pictures, they wouldn’t be leaked.

    It must have killed AH not to get her mug in ‘Hello’ magazine for the coverage.

    Why did JD agree to a second ceremony? The one in the private residence would have been enough. He must have agreed to the island one to keep the peace so that she could wear a full bridal gown.

    When I have been going through comments on other sites, a number of people have suggested that Johnny has had hair plugs done. They have said that you can tell at the front hairline. I did know that he wears makeup for the red carpet appearances – sometimes the foundation has been quite heavy and the concealer under his eye has creased. Anybody got any thoughts on this?

    • Andy August 28, 2016 at 4:58 am #

      Yeah maybe he did get plugs cause the bitch pulled his hair out.

    • rek97 August 28, 2016 at 5:03 pm #

      Re hair plugs, I vote no. I don’t think Johnny believes in plastic surgery, just tattos. But seriously I think he intends to age naturally. He never even did minor things that would make him look even more perfect (like chemical peel or laser for his facial scars). Plus his dad had plenty hair last pics I saw, and he never seemed to have had any big change over the years, for what it’s worth. I also saw a photo of a guy who was supposed to be his uncle (looked like dad), a guy probably late 50’s or 60’s and he had plenty hair too.

      • Andy August 28, 2016 at 5:50 pm #

        Uh I think he got his two front teeth shaved down. No joke. They were longer until a few years into acting

        • Pennywise August 29, 2016 at 6:30 pm #

          Yep he did. He had a chipped front tooth in Whats eating Gilbert Grape.

  13. sadforjd August 28, 2016 at 5:30 am #

    It was very strange that turdy didn’t leak not one photo of her in her wedding dress. …cause its always about her. Even though johnny said no photos to be published. would think she would have a big portrait of turdy of her wedding and then accidentally do selfie with the portrait of yourself in the background. Because the world needs to see how beautiful she was.
    might be her next payday at people’s magazine.

  14. catburk August 28, 2016 at 8:10 am #

    I think JD said no photos published, and Amturd didn’t care. She got what she wanted. Look, I don’t think Amturd is “bi-sexual” or “sexually-fluid”. She is a straight up lesbian. But who has the power and $$ she wants? Men.

    Turd never loved JD, she just wanted to get what she could. It was a scam for her, so there is no need for photos when you are now in a marriage with no prenup that has a payout based on how long you stay together.

    • B August 28, 2016 at 8:56 am #

      Exactly Catburk! I have been saying that all along too, she is not bi-sexual. The first thing you want to do after your divorce is go to a strip club to watch WOMEN strip? In all the pictures of them together she doesn’t look attracted to him at all. She just saw an opportunity to use a wealthy man for money and perks. I think she announced her supposed bi-sexuality in the press only to help her career and to snag victims :).

      • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:59 am #

        I believe the London photos with Clara D (her lover) tell us she felt unleashed, she had won a battle. Well, she thought.

        • B August 28, 2016 at 10:25 am #

          Yes she did think she had won the battle. She strikes me as very immature. Also regarding Amber’s lover, why isn’t Cara ever pictured with her supposed fiancee’ St. Vincent?

      • KO August 28, 2016 at 10:11 am #


        Exactly. I have thought all along that she is a lesbian who does not mind having sex with men to get to where she wants to go. She is always happier in the company of women. If she had come out as being a lesbian, well that would have cut off a good part of the Hollywood casting couch for her. Better to say that you swing both ways – it gives you more people to use.

        • B August 28, 2016 at 10:29 am #

          True. I noticed that too. She seems happiest in the company of women. I never really see her around males, not even male friends (except iO :)) at least not in the pictures I have seen.

          • Pennywise August 29, 2016 at 6:35 pm #

            I don’t think AH would give iO the time of day if she had a penis. Unless iO had a lot of cash, then she’d be all over that. IO just fit AH’s agenda at the time. IO was used and made to be a fool.

    • Frompariswithlove August 28, 2016 at 8:57 am #

      A long time planned scam indeed, catbird.

      Suzanne Witkin mentioned it was Amber’s first (real) relationship with a man.

      However, I disagree that she did not need to let go of some photos to the press.
      Amber needs attention and money in a very sick way.

      I think she found herself stuck, unable to leak photos which would have unmasked her sick game “under construction”.

  15. birdsleaveaturd August 28, 2016 at 2:19 pm #

    she was prolly still in the narcissistic stage of pretending to be into everything johnny’s into, i.e. extreme privacy

  16. HavanaMoon August 28, 2016 at 4:00 pm #

    This picture takes my breath away! First time seeing it. Suzanne is so beautiful! There’s also a spirit beauty that emanates from her – an ethereal groundedness.

    Bruise: It does look like a healing bruise to me, a bit yellowy at the edges. Not the same as the other eye.

    Friends: Paul Bettany was there as best man. He was one of the first to speak up for Johnny, and took a lot of twitterfire for it.

    Los Angeles wedding: Always assumed they did that for legal jurisdiction reasons. And, of course, so Betty Sue could be included.

    • Look.OverThere August 28, 2016 at 4:24 pm #

      I read that Johnny’s son Jack was best man. You can see him in the helicopter photos.

      • HavanaMoon August 28, 2016 at 8:49 pm #

        Yes, you’re right. I thought I read that though. Maybe Johnny did ask Paul to be best man but he decided to not stand in the ceremony so Jack would be primary.

  17. rek97 August 28, 2016 at 8:29 pm #

    As far as friends at the wedding, Bruce Witkin was also there with Suzanne. I’ve seen a pic of the two of them on a boat on their way to the island.
    I always thought that the relationship between Johnny and Amber was mostly a sex thing. I think she was the wildest and most adventurous woman he had ever been with. Maybe she knows some exotic magic pussy tricks that he got addicted to. Anyway, I think that was the hold she had on him, he was like under her spell. No matter how crappy the rest of the relationship got, he just could not give her (it)up.
    Now how to reconcile this with Suzanne’s saying Scumber begged him to marry her, I do not know. I consider her to be a reliable source, but I do not understand this.
    And I’m baffled what to do with ideas about blackmail, higher-ups and pacts. The only higher-ups I can think of are the Disney execs, but why would they want their big star to marry a scumbag. Surely they are savvy in dealing lowlife people trying to scam them or their people.
    So, maybe I’m just dense, but I don’t know what to think. Andy, please give some more info or at least some good hints about your theory. And maybe direct us to some of the particular past posts that are related.

    • Andy August 29, 2016 at 12:32 am #

      Yeah, cause a man getting pussy, especially magical, looks miserable, and next to death.

      • Tgirl August 29, 2016 at 2:30 am #


        There were a lot of things between these two and love wasn’t one of them believe me.

        • Tgirl August 29, 2016 at 2:33 am #

          Disgust and loathing is more like it.

    • Pennywise August 29, 2016 at 1:48 am #

      “exotic magic pussy tricks”!!!!
      Nothing mundane about her pussy!!! Oh rek97,you had me ROFLMFAO
      Hahahahahahahaha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • KO August 29, 2016 at 6:13 am #


      I agree with you that the relationship between the two was mostly a sexual thing – but I have to qualify that and say until some time in 2013. That is when they split up. I do agree with you from 2009 to 2013. Thereafter, it seems to me that the relationship was in big trouble when their incompatibility and her horrible nature became clear.

      The word from her camp is that he was sending her flowers and poems in an attempt to get her back – why? If it is true, he only has himself to blame. In this whole fiasco, I am not giving Johnny Depp a free pass – he has to take responsibility for some of the mess. After all, he is of mature years, is very experienced in the ways of the world and he knew what he was doing. When she was pushing him for marriage, he could have said ‘no’ and got his ‘people’ to move her out and protect him from further contact with her.

      The thing that fascinates me is why after being with her since 2009, did he not want to go public with her? His children knew she was in his life and they have been used to press attention since they were born.

      • Pennywise August 29, 2016 at 6:53 am #

        What about what Andy said…he had no choice????

        • M Semet August 29, 2016 at 8:26 am #

          Hello, I’m new here and I just want some clarification if you can provide it. Why would Depp have no choice about being with Heard?

      • Maria84 August 29, 2016 at 9:08 am #

        I totally agree with your point of you and have the some doubts.

      • B August 29, 2016 at 9:32 am #

        In my opinion, I think it was a physical thing at first. Lust. I am sure it made him feel good that he was still able to pull the young attractive ladies. Sounds to me like she was initially a bit on the side for him or a convenience. That is why he didn’t want to be seen with her. Not marriage material or even girlfriend material. After the initial lust wore off though I am sure that is when things got dicey. She had to find some way to snag him and lock him in and what better way then getting married, which is where the begging and possibly blackmail came in. I am sure she got used to the perks, private jets, luxury lifestyle and etc. And with her narcissistic tendencies, I am sure she was not happy about being on the sidelines and not the star of the show.

        • KO August 29, 2016 at 10:59 am #


          I think you are right on the money with your assessment. Particularly the reasons why he didn’t want to be seen with her – he possibly had her investigated and knew she had car driving convictions. Also, giving lapdances on the film set etc. To a lot of men, she would be alright for a sc**w, but not marriage material. Especially, if she started to show her true nature as time went on.

          I still can’t figure out why in November 2015, he got the tattoo done, and then at the 2016 Grammys backstage he was all over her like a rash and she looked at him like she was trying her level best to get away from him.

          In fact, the first engagement ring does not look particularly impressive coming from a Hollywood A lister. It was like he was buying her anything to keep her quiet.

          • B August 29, 2016 at 11:22 am #

            He was probably all over her because he was still sexually attracted to her despite her mask slipping and her true nature coming out. I am wondering though regarding the timeline with he and Vanessa ending and Scamber coming into the picture (I am not sure, will have to look at Jamber) did he start sleeping with her while he was still technically with Vanessa? I am sure he wouldn’t want that coming out either.

          • Andy August 29, 2016 at 11:40 am #

            Explain how this man was getting laid and never looked happy content or “in awe” new ever acted whipped or like he was getting a poa

          • Maria84 August 29, 2016 at 1:47 pm #

            where are the picture were he is all over her at the grammys ? in the ones i saw he just has an arm around her neck…in fact the only person i remember to see a real pda from JD was Winona…never saw him look at any other woman like he looked to her…and i’m just stating a fact.

        • B August 29, 2016 at 12:15 pm #

          Andy, true do you think they initially hooked up and then he wanted out and she blackmailed him into commitment? Unless she knows something else about him that he doesn’t want getting out? As I said before in none of the pictures of them together does she look attracted to him so possibly during the “relationship” after initially getting together he wasn’t getting any? It would make sense since she is a Lesbian. I am sure he figured that out at some point.

          • Andy August 29, 2016 at 1:02 pm #

            Probably? Maybe? The while thing is bizarre.

  18. KO August 29, 2016 at 11:34 am #


    He apparently started sleeping with her on the set of the Rum Diaries which was 2009, so technically he was still with Vanessa. However, if you look at a site called ‘Who dated who’, it gives you a list of women he was allegedly carrying on with behind VP’s back throughout the relationship. Particularly distasteful is the assertion that him and Christina Ricci were kissing in the Met Bar at the Metropolitan Hotel, London and were seen going to the same bedroom in the hotel at a time when VP was back in France heavily pregnant with Lily Rose. There have been photos of him kissing his publicist, Robin Baum, full on the mouth when he didn’t know paps were in the distance. There’s a whole list of women on the side, including a couple of girls on the POTC filmsets. Take a look at it.

    I was just looking at a Daily Mail article from 25 September 2015 when HV played Rio. In the photos AH looks like she is miserable and detached from him. However, if you look at the photos of him onstage, he had inked ‘SLIM’ onto his left knuckle as well (it’s on both hands). Sweet smell of desperation.

    I burst out laughing at one of the entries in the comments section whch I shall copy here:- Melissa, LDN, United Kingdom, 11 months ago:-

    “Some friends of mine met him in Wales when he was filming and while he was nice to them they said he smelt awful. Even the staff were complaining about it behind his back.”

    Maybe that is why AH was keeping her distance.

    • B August 29, 2016 at 12:24 pm #

      Thanks KO I will. So he has a history of getting around. I think I did read somewhere that there were rumours of him and the publicist being involved. I laughed at the comment entry that he smelt awful. I like his work but he does always look like he is in need of a good wash lol. Amber should have said something to him. πŸ™‚

      • KO August 29, 2016 at 2:12 pm #


        There was a comment on Crazy Days and Nights under the heading ‘Johnny Depp Is Still Seeing Amber Heard’ from someone else who met him. Here’s the text:-


        November 8, 2012 at 2:28 am

        Yuck! He’s so gross, I don’t understand the fascination with him. My sister met him in the early 2000’s when he was in his “artist” phase. He was a guest at an Art Museum where she worked. She was so excited to meet him beforehand, but was quickly grossed out when she did. She said he looked like a homeless person, chain-smoked with nicotine-stained fingers, and STUNK! He smelled so bad, he stunk up the museum. She almost gagged…Since he was a “big star” everyone overlooked all this.


  19. Maria84 August 29, 2016 at 1:41 pm #

    it’s not just why he commit with Ambitch…what was he thinking buy sustaining all those parasites ( AH friends?) the entire situation is absurd….it’s something i believe every “normal” person would see it was headed for disaster

    • KO August 29, 2016 at 2:09 pm #

      That’s a good point, Maria. He seemed to be falling over himself to keep her happy. Even the Overhaulin programme – it was like he was trying to make her better known to the public. He possibly paid for the bill for the work done on her car.

  20. Maria84 August 29, 2016 at 4:14 pm #

    I agree KO, even though at Overhaulin he seams already out of himself…they show zero intimacy , even they way they touch seams fake…and i love when in the end she hugs daddy and totally forgets about dear husband, he touches her back like “hey what about me?” and she gives him a kiss so fake! did you notice?
    and what kind of privacy did they have as couple with the ” queen’s court” around?

  21. Laura1973 August 29, 2016 at 7:57 pm #

    Maybe Johnny and Vanessa’s physical relationship began to dwindle over the years..maybe one or both had “libido” problems with each other. It happens in A LOT of long term relationships. So one or both stray for something “new”. Not saying it’s a good thing, but human nature. They still love each other but the chemistry fizzles out.

    So Amber was different…perhaps a bit kinky. I’m sure JD has had a little bit of kink with his former partners, but just experimenting now and then. I don’t know his sexual tastes personally, but he strikes me as the gentle and vanilla type.

    But in my opinion, Amber just used this sexually trickery to catch him. I really think sex with men is not her area of expertise or preference. Perhaps she had to do some research and acting for this role.

    So once she had him hooked, she probably withheld sex from him. Maybe once in awhile she would give in if he begged for it (or bought her something really fancy), She was always probably faking her way through.
    Or maybe she was pissed because she realized that men who are 53, work hard, and drink hard, don’t always have the sexual energy of a guy who is in Amber’s age group.

    I am pretty sure Johnny has had better and can still find a woman who is better suited for him sexually. He’s just been in a cloud of alcohol mixed with brainwashed by a narcassist. Maybe I can help him? LOL, in my dreams.

  22. rek97 August 29, 2016 at 8:14 pm #

    Ok, let’s back the fuck away from the Johnny bashing. All that business about “he stinks” is usually by people who don’t know what pachouli smells like, especially when mixed with high powered tobacco. And most of the other women rumors are ludicrous trash created by the tabloids. He said when he and Jolie were promoting “The Tourist”, they had to make sure that their hands didn’t even slightly touch during the photo shoot because the tabs were drooling for the chance to say they were having an affair. These low quality type jabs belong on tabloid sites and on the Amber-loving blogs. There is plenty of legitimate stuff to criticize him on, you don’t need to go to the gutter for ammunition. Just saying.

    • Andy August 29, 2016 at 8:24 pm #

      What’s wrong with someone telling a story about a person thinking he smelled? So what. Maybe they legitimately thought he reeked. Some women bathe in perfume it’s too much and it stinks. I didn’t take it as bashing.

      Here, this will make that post look tame. Depp needs to get his teeth whitened they look nasty, he could still stand to lose a few pounds -still, get a facial(the booze have taken a toll so has the trollop) FTLOF grow the bird do out, and wear clothes that fucking fit. Might I suggest giving a fuck because others do.

      There. A gallery story / opinion doesn’t look or read so bad.

      • Laura1973 August 29, 2016 at 8:49 pm #

        That’s the thing Johnny doesn’t seem to care what he looks like, at all. Which is weird because Ambitch is soooo the extreme opposite.

    • Andy August 29, 2016 at 8:32 pm #

      P.S. To previous poster that incited the “you’re bashing johnny” comment. please note I for one believe he takes a shit like everyone else. HOWEVER. If you mention he might stink or cheat or fart other Depp fans may retaliate.

    • Laura1973 August 29, 2016 at 8:43 pm #

      Johnny wears Pachouli? That’s kinda cute. Personally, I don’t like it, not because it smells bad, it just usually smells very strong and I’m sensitive to certain strong perfumes, colonges, etc. But I’d get used to it for him. πŸ™‚

      When I saw the HV in July, I wasn’t as close as I wanted to be, but close enough to make me happy. I could see Johnny just fine. He looked awesome.

      There was absolutely no smoking allowed (at least for the crowd) but Johnny was smoking part of the time. At one point, I smelled a cigarette and it smelled so freaking good. I am an ex-smoker and usually it smells bad to me now, but if that was his ciggie I was being seduced by it. It smelled so good I wanted to smoke one. It wasn’t that dark out yet and I looked around, I didn’t see anyone smoking except Johnny. If it was his cigarette I could blame him if I relapsed into smoking lol. But I didn’t. πŸ˜‰ Ok, yeah I’m probably crazy. If any of you are a smoker/ex smoker you’d probably understand.

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