Generous My Ass

25 Aug

Okay whatever. They report JOHNNY has made charity payments. I mean he’s made the first of a Amber Heard’s GENEROUS payments to the charities she chose.

Called both LACH and ACLU great charities.  Called Amber generous. Fuck yes it’s generous of Johnny, …. and oh yeah, that cunt that has to give it away due to her demands in May that proved her motives

Is this man or his reps EVER going to say anything in his defense, because thus far we’ve got evidence she lied, so does Depp and lawyers —-yet he still,  through lack of statements looks like a man not only who’s an alcoholic, but a head case too. (See video leaked, and mirror photo)

I love my “job” at Jambernews but I don’t have enough reach to do Johnny’s job and his PUBLICISTS job for them (he really needs to say something. fucking douche )


Edit: spelling and grammar corrected twice. Was on mobile and highly irritated at this story when I saw it this morning.  I’m starting to get a wee bit fucking annoyed at Depp’s nonchalant, unconcerned, and apathetic handling of this. (Depp has the say as to what his lawyers, and PR person say….so it goes back on him)

Fucker is making me want to open and ENTIRELY different blog, and NO ONE will like it. Unconcerned? I love seeing how being unconcerned turned out four years later for AH. Guess some just have to learn the hard way. Next up could be Derpster News.



54 Responses to “Generous My Ass”

  1. cuclillo August 25, 2016 at 2:00 pm #

    From the statement, JD´s making payments via check directly to the charities, It seems as if he means to say he wants the money being given directly to them, without going thorugh Heard´s hands. Maybe to avoid Heard keeping the money and getting the credit for helping the charities without finally donating it?
    In the statement they mention twice Heard has said she would be donating the money to these specific charities and it seems they want to underline they are completing her pledge… last thing being posted is that heards camp seems pissed off, they claim its a maneuvre form JD to avoid paying taxes.

  2. KO August 25, 2016 at 2:01 pm #


    The Daily Mail seems to be taking the line that by Johnny making the payments direct, he is ensuring that the money does go to charity. He knows well enough by now that if left to her own devices, AH would find a way of not paying out. There is also opinion that the money is being released in stages to mitigate the impact on AH’s tax situation by having the payments made in different tax years.

    Yes, I too am frustrated at JD’s lack of fight. He is obviously instructing his lawyers not to create a public battle on his behalf. However, when AH disclosed the video and finger picture, she ‘jumped the shark’. Some form of retaliation was in order. The man is too soft and too decent.

    I wonder if in the summer of 2017 when POTC5 is released and JD has to do promotion worldwide, if this story will still dominate his press coverage. The film with AH and Billy Bob Thornton is due to be released this year, and it is produced by JD’s production company. I wonder how many will go to see it.

    • Andy August 25, 2016 at 2:05 pm #

      Not I.

      • Tgirl August 25, 2016 at 2:08 pm #

        Ditto l.

    • cabingurl August 25, 2016 at 2:12 pm #

      I wont be going to see it. She is a crap actress. The only talent is seems like she must have is in between the sheets to make seemingly intelligent men like JD lose their minds and act like idiots.

    • Sherilyn August 25, 2016 at 4:33 pm #

      If a donation is given to a charity by one person on the behalf on another person, the person named , AH , does not have a tax burden because it has no impact on said persons income. She needs to leave well enough alone.

      • Sherilyn August 25, 2016 at 4:36 pm #

        I haven’t been in public accounting for awhile, but that is how charitable donations were handled in the past.

    • LZ August 26, 2016 at 4:10 am #

      His company is one of producers of London Fields? Jeez…Scumnt is truly one ungrateful schmuck, and so is Billy Bob for not giving him the benefit of the doubt.

      It’ll be a flop largely due to her. Or never release it at all. Let it be shelved indefinitely.

  3. Neeners August 25, 2016 at 2:16 pm #

    I agree JD needs to say something. If you were going to die on a hill, this is the one I would choose to fight and die on. This isn’t just about him. It’s about his family. It’s about his fans (and I’m no massive JD fan, but I backed him on this one). It’s about his career and legacy. JD: Do. Something.

  4. linda August 25, 2016 at 2:18 pm #

    Johnny is in London Fields too, so I will watch. IF it is released by HIS production company.
    I don’t know what to think anymore. Time to do the “step back reorganize my thoughts” routine.

  5. Pennywise August 25, 2016 at 2:39 pm #

    I’m torn on the subject. Should he or shouldn’t he? “Silence, exile, cunning” He has so far kept to his word on Silence. Exile? Yea pretty much ( for the most part-I guess) Cunning? This seems doggone cunning! Undermining her attempts to continue to say it’s not about the money. Drawing her out. Some say she’s pissed cause he’s taking away her DV photo op when handing the checks over.
    Is what he did legal??? Did she violate the NDA by restating her claims of abuse in a round about way?
    So again I’m torn. One thing I DON’T want to see is Johnny dropping down to her level. If there is a way he could do it without looking like a revenged-filled prick, I think he should.
    I’d like to hear what KO says about this (the lawyer across the pond) and hopefully Forbes magazine will enlighten us.
    This isn’t over, that’s for sure!
    Curiouser and curiouser.

  6. Bex August 25, 2016 at 2:42 pm #

    I took it as a way of him making sure she didn’t get her grubby little hands on the money and it did go to the charities. Must admit I’m getting frustrated with all this now, I want her to get her comeuppance already!

  7. branmuffin August 25, 2016 at 2:44 pm #

    Understand your frustration, however, Johnny’s getting a lot of awesome responses from the masses how he’s been laying low and not acting like an ass like The Snake putting it all out there.

    • Pennywise August 25, 2016 at 2:47 pm #

      Gosh, I hope he and Wasser know what they are doing.

      • LZ August 26, 2016 at 4:21 am #

        I’d like to think that they do.

  8. Liam August 25, 2016 at 3:04 pm #

    I’m HOPING this was his first step in exposing her for who she really is. She made such a public stink about donating the money (that she didn’t even have yet) and Johnny took the liberty of doing it for her. He publicly called her bluff and she predictably threw a shit fit as a result. It’s a step in the right direction. His statement was BS but he won’t just say, “That lying manipulative sack of coagulated puss isn’t going to do it so I will.” I sincerely hope this is just the start in him doing something to clear his name.

    • goawayjamber August 25, 2016 at 3:30 pm #

      If he was really “DONE” and “OVER” with her he never would have done this !!! Let her manage her own money and donations…. Just a thought …

      • catburk August 25, 2016 at 8:53 pm #

        Oh, he’s done with her, he’s just not done clearing his name. She played real dirty, trying to secure money for herself. It seems as if JD will not stoop to her level and is taking a VERY HIGH road.

        He’s helping her out AND ensuring the charities receive as much money as possible. 🙂

  9. Olivia August 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm #

    Andy – do you really take his rep’s statement seriously and literally ? All his fans know that it’s full of sarcasm.

    • Andy August 25, 2016 at 6:08 pm #

      Olivia – good for all of his fans.

  10. rek97 August 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm #

    It is awfully frustrating that somebody does not correct all the misinformation out there, but it wouldn’ t be Johnny’s style to directly engage her in a tat for tat. He must have also told all his buds to keep mum or else you know they would be springing to his defense. AH was working a long con or trying to. Now he is the one in it for the long haul. He really lives by that quote about, “the only defences I allow myself, silence, exile and cunning”. Hollywood, Tumblr, etc. may be too concrete or too plain dumb to get it, but he is taking that chance. I think he has more plans up his sleeve and all we can do is wait. Meanwhile he has made it clear in the public’s mind that it is his money being donated, not hers. If she is pissed about that, great!

    • Andy August 25, 2016 at 6:08 pm #

      Hopefully exile is for AH

    • LZ August 26, 2016 at 4:27 am #

      ^ This ^

  11. Donna August 25, 2016 at 3:25 pm #

    Even LACH wants to distance themselves from amber. Even though he wrote it in her name, they thanked him for the donation LOL

    • LZ August 26, 2016 at 4:29 am #

      Source pls? Didn’t know they already did.

      • Donna August 26, 2016 at 4:52 am #

        It was the E! version of the same story except they called the childrens hospital and gave the statement “Children’s Hospital Los Angeles has received the first installment and we are grateful to Mr. Depp.”

        • LZ August 26, 2016 at 6:33 am #

          Thank you, Donna. I’m glad to read that news. 🙂 I hope the ACLU will do the same.

  12. Lynn August 25, 2016 at 3:40 pm #

    Andy –

    Take a deep breath, He IS defending himself. He just doesn’t have knee jerk reactions to things the way Amber does. I, for one, almost lost it when I read the news, and then, her attorney’s rebuttal. Correct me if I’m wrong, but in California, doesn’t the payee get the tax deduction on a settlement anyway, and the payee is responsible for the taxes? Not sure, but if so, he did her a FAVOR! LOL. And forgive me, but I’m quite enjoying the attorney’s snarky comments from both sides.

    London Fields may never see the light of day. If Johnny owns the production company, he can drop that sucker like a hot potato if he wants. Wouldn’t be the first film to end up never being seen. And as for iO’s book, I was under the impression that Johnny’s company was publishing that as well. Then again, now maybe not. That’s something he/she can think about while out roaming the desert trying to “wipe the fog from her/his windshield.”

    This is a woman who has not hesitated to try and take down or piss off JD, Disney (by releasing the DV accusations the day prior to the premiere of Alice, and future POC films), his children and family, Billy Bob and his wife, the entire country of Australia, and lets not forget the real women of DV.

    He’s colder and more calculating than I thought. I thing this was entirely well played.

    I’m sure there’s more to come.

    • August 25, 2016 at 6:34 pm #

      Good comments lets hope there is a method to his madness

  13. catburk August 25, 2016 at 4:19 pm #

    OMG! I frigging called it yesterday! JD should/will make the payments to the charities on Amturd’s behalf.

    LMFAO – I never type that, but this is just too good. JD and his team are on it!

    Look, I know people want him to stick it to her, vindicate himself, and heal himself ASAP. However, it took years to get to this point, it will take time to recover.

    It’s a process, not an event.

    • LZ August 26, 2016 at 4:40 am #

      “…However, it took years to get to this point, it will take time to recover.

      It’s a process, not an event.”

      Precisely. It’s a process and we’re going to see it. All we need to do is wait.

      Andy, you wrote about Tactics and Strategy on Jambernews. I do think Johnny knows what he’s doing. It’s not either tactics or strategy, but both. The art of war, remember? He’s using his upper brain now. Pre-settlement was just a rehearsal, a warm-up.

      The bitch didn’t stop nor honored the NDA. He’s only human, and his patience is limited. You may not agree that he loved her, but he did. And that same source of love is fueling his anger now. Not the kind that she has for him, but the kind of anger that provokes any abused man or woman to fight back. We might even end up witnessing her arrest in the near future for everything that he’s done to him.

      • Andy August 26, 2016 at 2:02 pm #

        No. I do not think he loved her and there’s more than enough posts here to prove it. Those stating he did have missed 25% of jambernews posts and the reason why it was allowed to go as far as it did.

        This is the 2 or 3 time you’ve told “good OL Andy” you may not think but….. No I don’t I do not think he was head over heals like a fucking puppy and that’s why his ass is in this mess now. I’ve got too many other things the world witnessed that have a contradiction to he was smitten.

        So believe that all you want but stop trying to make myself or others believe it. TWO THINGS ABOUT JAMBERNEWS. 1, AH is sketchy AF. 2, there’s no love between them.

        Obviously 30% of the posts on Jambernews need to be reposted.

  14. johana August 25, 2016 at 4:31 pm #

    At the end… Amber LIES AGAIN she did NOT donate to charity Johnny did!

  15. johana August 25, 2016 at 4:35 pm #

    Johnny always did donate to Childrens Hospital LA. He received a award of hands of Jennifer Lopes in 2006 because of him charity through many years…

    • PennyForYourThought August 25, 2016 at 8:45 pm #

      You’d think her team would of known that before they released their statement. Trying to diminish his contribution. Assholes. He’s been giving to charities before she was born, take a seat Turd.

  16. Tgirl August 25, 2016 at 5:38 pm #

    This ride ain’t over yet. Something tells me he’s got plans up his sleeves folks.

    I think he’s got a boatload of stuff on her and is going to show the public just what a lying manipulative bitch she is and totally discredit her and clear his name in the process. By the time he’s finished with her she’ll wish she never started this shit. We shall have to wait and see.

    Me thinks she picked the wrong person to fuck with.

    • August 25, 2016 at 6:00 pm #

      I am sick of his people lawyer and he not saying shit what a fuckin let down all the way around and i think she would find a way not to give all the money to charity

    • PennyForYourThought August 25, 2016 at 8:47 pm #

      From your fingertips to JD’s ears and his team too. I sure hope so because this is fucking stupid, the back and forth.

  17. johana August 25, 2016 at 5:45 pm #

    Johnny is so brilliant, he is just playing and he go to win Amber in the end. Johnny is a winner, he won almost 90% against Hanks, Brad and Cruise in votes about Golden Globes, even now after video shocking with rage of Amber.

  18. Sherilyn August 25, 2016 at 6:02 pm #

    Amber stated “It has never been about the money”. Johnny knew she would throw a fit. He is proving what she was about all along .

  19. J August 25, 2016 at 6:22 pm #

    Patience grasshopper, Im betting he is going to get the rise out of her that he needs and then? BOOM! SHE will again violate the NDA and have to find a way to pay the charities and the cherry on top? He will finally have his interview where he can discuss that accusations publicly and clear his name. Maybe then we will get to see some of the evidence he has on her. A good card player holds a poker face till the last second. I have NO WORRIES that he will have the last word.

    • Andy August 25, 2016 at 7:18 pm #

      TY. Gotcha.

  20. Sherilyn August 25, 2016 at 6:40 pm #

    Did I say, Thank you Andy, you are doing a great job? If I didn’t, Thank you, Andy you are doing a great job!
    Now, simma down! (I love SNL)

    • Andy August 25, 2016 at 7:21 pm #

      I love SNL too ” We are two wild and crazy guys!” dated myself :mic drop :

      • rek97 August 25, 2016 at 7:37 pm #

        First, thank you, Andy, for listening to whatever it was that told you, “this shit ain’t over”, because it is starting to get good now!
        And…based on all the cultural references, I get the feeling that many or most of the contributers here are of a certain generation, that is the one staring social security in the face, a lot of aging hippies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

        • Andy August 25, 2016 at 7:49 pm #

          I’ll have you know I wasn’t even a teenager when Dan and Steve were on SNL LMAO

  21. Laura LaBonte August 25, 2016 at 8:15 pm #

    Johnny’s tatoo…. “SILENCE, EXILE, CUNNING”

    He got this tattoo back around 2008. Long time before Scamber. Spooky.

    But he’s been living to this code. Again, I admire his strength silence. The method to his “madness”.

  22. Laura LaBonte August 25, 2016 at 8:27 pm #

    oops i just saw rek97 posted the same thing about the tattoo/quote ….we must be connected in spirit!

  23. PennyForYourThought August 25, 2016 at 8:38 pm #


    I have to agree with you on this one. Johnny needs to do something and fast to counteract the damage that has been done to his image and name. This has gone on way too long with not a peep from him in his own defense.

    He shouldn’t of made the payment without some sort of follow-up. Maybe he will or maybe he won’t. But this seems like it’s never going to end and will get a lot worse before all said and done. Maybe that’s JD’s teams plan. It doesn’t seem to make any sense that he would do this on his own. He had to of had advice from both his lawyers and his accountants, I would think. So what’s the end game here? What’s the point to this?

    Could be the other commenters are right and he will eventually do something to help clear his name and repair the damage that’s been done. His team may be watching and waiting to pounce on Scumbucket when the time is right. But FFS! What needs to happen before they make a move. He has the best team money can buy, what’s taking so long? Why allow the most disgusting allegations to be made about you, pictures and videos to be leaked and say nothing in your own defense?

    I am seriously perplexed by this and of today’s news. Wasn’t every detail worked out by both teams regarding the 7 mil payout. Why would he pay it? Even if it was for tax purposes, he had to know he was going to enrage her and she and her team were gong to come back swinging.

    I am confused and PO’d by it all.

    Sorry rant over.

  24. Ervic August 25, 2016 at 9:00 pm #

    If it’s part of the settlement for them both to keep silence (even though we know she won’t likely be able to anyway), then I’ll say he’s playing it very patiently. See how quick she jumps on him just because he’s doing her a favour by donating in her name and ridding her of the tax burden. If he or his reps makes statements concerning their relationship, she will jump up and down screaming gibberish to the media to cause more drama again, meaning his name will be dragged back to the attention. He probably doesn’t want that, since now that she’s away from him, he never wants anything to do with her again. Plus, he’s always seemed to be the rebellious type in my personal view, the type of celebrity that doesn’t always enjoy the attention and tends to go against whatever the public or the press expects him to do. It’s not a surprise to me that he still doesn’t give a damn this time what the public thinks of him. Even though that kind of attitude isn’t doing him or his reputation much favour at the moment, with her bellowing maniac to the press at the top of her lungs, in the long run, we’ll have to wait and see. Although I always secretly hope at least something in his favour “accidentally” leaks, for once, even though it’s not likely for him to stoop that low.

  25. Look.OverThere August 25, 2016 at 9:59 pm #

    Andy, You have been following Amber for so long that you are open to answering “Yes” to a question starting with “Is Amber crazy enough to ..?”
    Previously, the general public, even Depp fans that did not like Amber, did not consider she was so bad.
    The advantage to Depp delaying defending himself is that it is giving Amber and her nasty playmates time to reveal their characters and for the general media and public to begin to consider that Amber is not what they assumed. If Depp had tried to reveal Amber months ago, it would have been more fuel to the fire that proclaimed that Amber is a victim and Amber is a hero.
    Amber and her team might have only considered two scenarios; Johnny will pay after one demand letter or;
    Johnny will proclaim his innocence in the media. Instead he issued one statement about not responding to lies; then what followed was only what the legal process required.
    Delaying also gives Johnny some time to grieve and reconstruct his mental state.
    I hope the day of reckoning will come and defamation suits will rain down hard upon some media outlets,
    Amber and her friends. I don’t expect it to happen this year but I can’t claim I have accurate predictions so far.

  26. swansta August 27, 2016 at 1:13 am #

    Depp wouldn’t be Depp if he did anything else. 🙂

  27. swansta August 27, 2016 at 1:20 am #

    I think he’s just waiting for her to snap in public like she did so many times in private. He doesn’t have to be loud to prove who’s lying.

    • Andy August 27, 2016 at 1:56 am #

      This could be. LOL

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