Amber & Friend DEMAND Free Entry

22 Aug

She and BFF Margo Robbie wanted to help their pal Amber Heard celebrate her divorce from Johnny Depp with a steamy night at a London strip club.

But on Friday evening, Cara Delevingne had her X-rated plans dashed after she and her glamorous friends were turned away from the popular lap dancing club SophistiCats in Marylebone.

Speaking exclusively to the MailOnline about the incident, SophistiCats owner Simon Langer said: ‘We welcome anyone as long as they are respectful but Cara and her friends weren’t behaving how we would expect the majority of our clients to behave.’

‘Unfortunately the club was full and there was a small queue outside but Cara was adamant that they should be let in immediately and without having to pay the £20 entry price.’ 

‘Cara kept telling the staff, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Cara Delevigne. I’m Cara and this is my friend Amber who’s just got divorced!”‘

‘She kept on telling our staff how famous they were but I’m afraid we are quite used to that. Then she said: “Let us in. We just want to see some girls dancing and have some fun!”‘

Because the three actresses arrived in a group of 15 people, management could only secure them a table if they bought a bottle of champagne – the same rules that apply to all customers.

‘Cara wasn’t having any of it and kept turning round to the other girls in amazement. She was getting quite angry and agitated but there was nothing we could do about it.’

SophistiCats in one of London’s oldest lap dancing clubs and has a reputation for being one of the most popular gentleman’s clubs in the capital.



34 Responses to “Amber & Friend DEMAND Free Entry”

  1. aquagirl10009 August 23, 2016 at 12:27 am #

    Okay, so now we know where Amber learned the lap dances that she performed on the set of TRD. (Short for Turd.) Based on previous articles, I thought that the crew had split up and just Scum & Cara attempted to go to the club (and the loo together, of course.)

    ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ Yes, Cara, you’re a spoiled rotten little bitch. Say buh bye to St. Vincent (ummm, your fiancé) and stay with Scum. You guys make the perfect pair and I love the photo–it’s priceless. You both look miserable, but Scumcunt looks like real TexanTrash with those braids and the hat. You guys deserve each other.

    Cara, you’re worth $6 million and can’t pay $26 US to get into a club? Did you expect the champagne to be comped as well? You self-entitled fucking brat.

    Margot Robbie, run for your life.

  2. amberalert111 August 23, 2016 at 12:36 am #

    One’s behavior is always congruent in life; meaning, how you do one thing is how you do everything. Amber has consistently displayed arrogant, entitled, purile, and churlish conduct. She, once again, thinks she is better than everyone else, and therefore does not have to play by the same set of rules…. I am overjoyed they shut her down… How embarrassing…. To think that she and her friends behavior was so disgusting, even a strip joint wouldn’t let them in!!!! Laughable, at best…. No one needs to chip away at her phony facade; she’s doing that all by herself…

  3. LZ August 23, 2016 at 4:16 am #

    Now, that’s what “integrity” is (unlike what yoga Raq thought of it). No special treatment accorded to anyone who wants to see stripping dancers. Kudos to SophistiCats and Simon Langer.

  4. Tgirl August 23, 2016 at 5:08 am #

    What do you expect? They are immature spoiled brats wouldn’t know what class was if it hit them in the face. Glad that the club didn’t bow to these pathetic losers. Bravo.

    Psycho better get used to being on the outside. Without someone with a big name like Johnny no one will give a rat’s ass about her once again just like before this nightmare began.

    Enjoy your descent back into nothingness bitch. I know we’ll all enjoy watching it.

  5. Laura August 23, 2016 at 5:11 am #

    This is priceless, hysterical. As I said before, just points out her hypocrisy…so called feminist frequenting strip clubs…where women are valued for the brains, right?

  6. KO August 23, 2016 at 5:29 am #

    This may be the start of a backlash from the press for her. She got undeserved praise from the press when she said she was donating the settlement. People don’t like those that go around saying ‘don’t you know who I am?’ I always feel the best answer in those circumstances is ‘why, don’t you?’

    Why AH is still in London is beyond me because she probably has a small amount of dialogue in the film.

    AH is full of self-entitlement and delusional too. I have never watched any of her films, but recently took a look at the dancing clip from The Rum Diaries. She can’t dance to save herself, and if that was her trying to act wild and sexy in the scene, God help us!!! She was about as sexy as a lamp post.

  7. KO August 23, 2016 at 5:32 am #

    The fact that she goes looking for strip clubs featuring female strippers suggests to me that she is more lesbian than bi-sexual. Nothing wrong with being either of those, but I can’t help but wishing that JD could have got an annulment instead of a divorce.

  8. August 23, 2016 at 6:07 am #

    You made my morning now the true story comes strip club amanda and cara i never liked your rotten ass either i am pleased that you two little heifers got blasted nit too many give a fuck about who the fuck you are better than my morning coffee ha ha

  9. Sherilyn August 23, 2016 at 6:08 am #

    What happened to her statement about “never finding her in clubs”? Oh yeah, that was when she was trying to snag JD and prove that she was a home body .
    Poor baby, this is one time she had to obey the rules.
    Next time I am over the pond, I am going to go buy that magnum and give it to Mr. Langer! Thank you sir.

  10. August 23, 2016 at 6:11 am #

    Oh and i can hear johnny giggling on this almost hear it

  11. Brenda M Clemons August 23, 2016 at 7:06 am #

    Ahhh! Poor AmberTurd! She gave all her money to charity and now she can’t afford cover charge to get into a club nor a bottle of champagne. Still wearing the ugly Walmart shoes I see. Apparently she can’t afford shampoo neither by the looks of those Pippy Longstocking braids.

  12. Minnie1 August 23, 2016 at 7:15 am #

    I know if I were being abused and had just broken free of the situation, I would immediately fly to London for a lap dance since it would offer the quiet time needed for reflective thoughts and healing.

    Cara and Amber deserve each other–Cara with her rodent-like little face and Amber with her rodent-like personality.

    • ladiessfirst August 23, 2016 at 8:56 am #

      nailed it! ^

    • August 23, 2016 at 10:29 am #

      You nailed it on the head minnie

    • Pennywise August 23, 2016 at 11:45 am #

      Wow! This post couldn’t be more perfect. Bravo Minnie!!

      • Minnie1 August 23, 2016 at 1:04 pm #

        Thank you.

    • Andy August 23, 2016 at 4:57 pm #


  13. rek97 August 23, 2016 at 9:36 am #

    They look like they are trying out their look-alike Cat Woman outfits ahead of Halloween. Which is worse – Cara’s inexplicable beanie or Turd wearing heavy socks with those goddamned mules? Hope to see more media exposure of the real Turd Blossom.

    • Hermione48fan (@Hermione48fan) August 23, 2016 at 10:24 am #

      It would be nice if TMZ would report this but sadly, it seems they move on from bashing her because she paid them

  14. KO August 23, 2016 at 12:13 pm #

    The comments on the Daily Mail article are well worth reading. I only wish that AH would read them and she would see exactly what people think of her. But I suppose someone like her doesn’t care what other people think.

    • aquagirl10009 August 23, 2016 at 1:11 pm #

      Amber only reads books!

      • catburk August 23, 2016 at 2:38 pm #

        I never type this, but your comment made me LMFAO. 🙂

      • Andy August 23, 2016 at 5:00 pm #

        Golden books. Lmgdao

    • Andy August 23, 2016 at 4:59 pm #

      Oh she does. We’ve proved she reads here

      • KO August 23, 2016 at 5:33 pm #

        Andy, OMG – I’ve always surmised that IO Twitlett, Raquel Moocher, and Cara Ugly Mug would tell her about the existence of your work.

        • Andy August 23, 2016 at 6:19 pm #

          We’ve mentioned things here and then Amber turns right around and does what we’ve mentioned ” Go on Amber, do it” Not to mention in a magazine interview some time back she said she doesn’t read about herself, because there were only two places that didn’t like her online. At the time that was PH and Jambernews.

  15. LINDA August 23, 2016 at 12:34 pm #

    “Don’t you Know who we are?”
    “We dont *care* who you are …”

    I wish I could have seen her face on that one!

    Maybe Johnny gets in Free but you don’t…at least Not anymore!

  16. LINDA August 23, 2016 at 12:38 pm #

    I suppose she wanted the champagne *comped* as well…
    Not happening !

  17. findingdepp August 23, 2016 at 8:21 pm #

    I wonder if she attended Cara’s sex party…

  18. lilysoleils August 24, 2016 at 1:38 am #

    The look of dissapointment on her face in that picture is priceless. Get used to that feeling Scabber, those doors are going to be slamming shut in your smug face all over the place now. (OT I was LilyS but it won’t let me post under that account anymore, don’t know why.. :L)

    • Pennywise August 24, 2016 at 6:29 am #

      Go to your profile and put LilyS in under the “Public Display Name”. 😃

      • LilyS August 24, 2016 at 7:38 am #

        Thanks tried it 🙂

        Ugh!! I’m sick of all Scamber news, why won’t something happen to really show her for her true ugliness? I guess I’m just too damn impatient LOL

  19. branmuffin August 24, 2016 at 12:50 pm #

    Poor, Snake. Now she has to lease a car, look for another apt., and MOVE THE FUCK OUT!

    I’d love to take pix but she’s most likely snaking her way through the secured garage.

    TMZ jump on this!

  20. sadforjd August 24, 2016 at 9:50 pm #

    They both look like this just got kicked in the nutz, cara says to turdy,’ fuck Amber do you always have to call the paps!…

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