Signs She’s After $$$

22 Jul
  1. She’s obsessed with social status, and consistently wants to climb the social ladder.
  2.  Her friends are social climbers as well.
  3. She gets mad when she doesn’t get what she wants.
  4. She loves loves loves her expensive brands ( hotels,purses, shoes etc)
  5. She wants to know your income, what assets you have.

Let’s examine some examples.

You buy her a bouquet of flowers (for no specific reason– because you’re a good dude) and she smiles and thanks you. You buy her a Louis Vuitton purse (see above) and she jumps for joy, posts it to Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook and possibly sleeps with you later that night.

Now of course, a purse is better than flowers. Any girl would react similarly to what’s above, however here’s where the gold digger differs.

  • The gold digger has definitely Googled exactly how much that bag costs. In fact, she most likely already knew just by looking at it–which is why she was so thrilled.
  • Gold diggers have a database of designer items just floating around in their heads. If “overpriced leather shit” was a category on Jeopardy, they’d nail it every time.
  • She may also be likely to make a snide comment if it isn’t the MOST expensive bag LV has to offer. Something passive aggressive like, “This is a beautiful bag, but maybe you can get me the bigger one for Christmas.”

She isn’t interested in what you do for work. That is to say, she only cares about your salary, but she’ll pretend that she is for the sake of being sneaky. Really focus on her facial expressions.

She would rather eat in a really expensive restaurant with mediocre food, than a cheap restaurant with great food.

Soooo yeah the most effective apology is buying her something. – cough- Mustang-, throws tantrums, she shows off her looks first, or you show off her looks first.She has an air of privilege. You notice your first gifts to her are more than a few hundred dollars per item. Personal ATM, yep that’s you.


There’s a few signs. Intermingled with narcissism and voila, the poster child is Amber Heard.





10 Responses to “Signs She’s After $$$”

  1. aquagirl10009 July 22, 2016 at 7:46 pm #

    Andy, You nailed it, although I find it hard to beloved that her shoes are expensive. Too bad the PIN # changed on her personal ATM!

    • aquagirl10009 July 23, 2016 at 1:11 am #


  2. July 22, 2016 at 8:06 pm #

    Why bother turd you can’t even walk in heels stand in them your all fuckin twisted like your shit head is .we all just waited to see who you would go after next but seems like you been sniffing him out fir awhile now you are the most greedy mooch I’ve ever seen and Andy another great post thank you

  3. LINDA July 22, 2016 at 8:50 pm #

    Gee..maybe now she’ll stop dressing like Johnny and start dressing like this guy…LOL

    • Andy July 22, 2016 at 9:57 pm #

      t shirts and blazers here were go…

  4. dkstevens327 July 22, 2016 at 9:36 pm #

    I saw this after the articles about that new millionaire. Perfect timing! He says he was being nice to her and her sister (and I thought she had her family tied and gagged in a storage space in texas), letting them use her pool, but we know what’s going on…
    Poor guy. I hope he runs. Far. And fast.

    • dkstevens327 July 22, 2016 at 9:38 pm #

      Musk. That’s him. You’ve got a post already 🙂
      (it’s summer so I’m a 24/7 mom first)

  5. LZ July 22, 2016 at 11:50 pm #

    3.a When she’s mad, she files for divorce and a restraining order, telling the world that the man she married is an abuser because he wouldn’t want to comply with her terms – i.e. not giving her all the $$$ she wants.

    3.b She’d say that she’s not after the money (yeah,right!)

  6. KO July 23, 2016 at 4:11 am #

    Andy, excellent article and your observations are spot on! I am hoping Elon spends some money (a couple of bucks at the most) by getting her some other jeans and another pair of shoes to replace the ghastly clumpy black mules she insists on wearing with the jeans.

  7. Ps July 23, 2016 at 5:11 am #

    Off topic, Villepin Marie just started following io Tillett on instagram yesterday

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