I’m not a fashion guru. You won’t see me reaching “vintage” for leisure suits either. -spit-
I just wanted to do a PSA for the general public.
This shit has GOT to stop. If you don’t have enough material to cover your ankles in jeans, they’re too short. You need a longer inseam.
(not from designer exshitonaire iO but looks the same)
Just when we though iO couldn’t ride the Amber Heard (Thanks to Depp gravy train) she tries her hand at jeans. You know -unisex jeans. IF these jeans say anything about sex, it’s that you won’t be getting any. Her next miraculous must have design for jeans will no doubt be along the lines of this:
These are designed to hide your parachutic labia. No doubt her “muse” was Amber Heard. Get your pair in the future for a little less than what it would cost to have your labia redesigned by an actual plastic surgeon. Your choice made affordable by iO Toilet.
Between iO’s ugly jeans, and Raquel out selling peaceful anal beads at the flea market, I’d say business sucks. Good thing those jeans are short after all, it’ll come in handy for the twat squad when they will wading through the bullshit they’ve thrown down. Catch phrase for advertising must read, “Be Prepared”