Amber Heard – Haughty, Pretentious, and Vain

14 Jul

May 2014 OLD Post

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Should we also include arrogant, nasty, cheap, and disgusting? Persons all over the internet are just plain tired of her. Sick of seeing her, getting even more nauseas when she opens her mouth.

Today we are going to focus on why people feel this way about her. Let’s see what Amber Heard is all about with or without Johnny Depp.

Amber recently did a photoshoot for W magazine. The photoshoot was less than appealing. Some photos showed her turned on her side, laying down, with her ass towards the camera in clothing that appeared to look more like streetwalker attire than anything elegant or edgy.

It’s a known fact that models air airbrushed and photoshopped and sometimes wear tons of make up for a photoshoot, but Amber Heard has to be contoured with make up to make it appear as if she has bone structure in her face. Even on…

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16 Responses to “Amber Heard – Haughty, Pretentious, and Vain”

  1. KO July 14, 2016 at 8:01 am #

    I may vomit soon, but the UK Daily Mail is running an article today saying that according to science, AH has the world’s most beautiful face!! I feel ill now. They are also running another article showing her out and about the day after meeting up with Tasya. Is AH paying the DM for this kind of coverage? The second article says that she asked the judge to rule for Johnny to attend a year of anger management classes!! POT.KETTLE.BLACK. The judge refused. Good.

    • Noni July 14, 2016 at 2:23 pm #

      OMG I just saw this online and nearly threw my cup of tea out the window!! The DM has consistently kissed the arse of AH since she created this farce but this has been balanced out by the fact that I could at least tell myself it’s just ‘par for the course’ for the DM which is one of the the most dull, boring and uninviting newspaper’s there has ever been in the history of newsprint . So, in yet another bout of ‘kissy-arsey-amber-heardy’ they’ve come out with this utter UTTER drivel. No DM, AH is not beautiful. Not in the wildest imaginings of yr editor, and/or your reader’s and you are insulting them by telling them that a computer says different. You may also find that you’ve misjudged your audience and their sympathies here. I sincerely hope so. Perhaps you may need to consider starting a ‘Page 3’, something along the same lines as The Sun and their topless beauties because your girl AH may come knocking on the door for a job when this is over and she realises that this is all she should ever have amounted to. She has ‘glamour model’ written all over her nasty little face and from what I’ve seen is prepared to use her body in the same spirit. Yr photographer may well say “less of the wide snarly mouth please love it’s getting a bit samey”. In fact, he will be able to say wtf he wants to bc by this time, she will perhaps have realised that nobody gives a flying fuck what her opinion is and she only got to boss people around when she was holding (in an iron grip) the hand of JD.
      I also hope that when she’s reverted back to being what she was always meant to be-that is, a less than ordinary Joan Bloggs..she finds herself in a situation with a few ‘trailer park’ girls, (or their equivalent if she’s in the UK) and that they want to discuss the grave insult she paid them by comparing herself to them, how ever she meant it.
      Lastly, those plasters were originally firmly stuck down over her loose (in more ways than one) mouth by her legal team in attempt to curb the pathological lies coming out of it. She thought of a better use for them…another characteristic of the Socio/Psychopath-the use of dramatic gestures in association with illness and injury, usually used in a bid for sympathy (I’ve been cutting again) or as a distraction to allow them to control a situation. Strange how they appear when she’s going to see a previous victim.

    • Noni July 14, 2016 at 2:29 pm #

      And KO, ‘I may vomit soon’ lol. Love this!

    • Noni July 14, 2016 at 5:35 pm #

      The illustrious Sun has picked it up too. I’m going to join KO in vomiting.

  2. Minnie1 July 14, 2016 at 8:36 am #

    Daily Mail wrote today that she has the most perfect face in the world based on the Greek Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi. I’ve read about this concept before this article. I’m sure that every cosmetic surgeon in the world studies it. After all, it’s their job to make their patients look perfect. What is annoying is that Amber has had surgery and it’s thanks to someone’s skill that she looks the way she does. Photos of her when she was younger show that her real self is only a mildly pretty girl.

    So I guess we’ll soon be seeing photos of a smirking Amber, strutting her stuff like she’s God’s gift to the world. And yes, the arrogance will be nauseating.

    • Mebutnotme July 14, 2016 at 9:03 am #

      Goes to show that beauty is indeed only skin deep.
      The Dr that came up with the story about Amber having the most perfect face by using the Greek Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi is Dr Julian De Silva a British cosmetic surgeon, it’s free advertising for his his work nothing more.

    • chocolatelover July 14, 2016 at 9:13 am #

      I honestly don’t see much that is physically beautiful about Amber, only her eyes/eye shape. She isn’t below average, but pales in comparison to JD’s other women

  3. Ps July 14, 2016 at 9:16 am #

    In the world where I live, this woman is never pretty face pattern.
    Anyone ever heard of Adriana lima? Charlize theron, Angelina jolie …

  4. kaibagirl July 14, 2016 at 10:47 am #

    In Amber’s “imagination” she thinks that she is way more prettier than us but you know what, her beauty is a FAKE and the inside of her she is ugly as a demon. Honestly Amber is a wolf dressed up as a sheep for others to fall for her trap.

  5. Ps July 14, 2016 at 2:11 pm #

    I’m happy that People magazine and Tmz has stopped speaking of Amber,
    that’s great,
    so being erased, by the end of the year she just tera DM in crap.

  6. J July 14, 2016 at 4:55 pm #

    https://goo.gl/images/1SsmDb
    Idk if the link will show but whrn I see that amber girl, I see “Meathead” from the movies Meatballs lol NOTHING special about her so I think that “Dr. De Silva” is trying to throw chupa a bone or trying to leep her relevant in some weird way. It comes off as sad and pathetic lmao

  7. overundersidewaysdown July 14, 2016 at 7:07 pm #

    Beauty is millimeters in the scientific sense. I agree with that premise. I just saw the Danish Girl and although she did ‘”look good” I thought she was utterly and completely forgettable. Perhaps the part did not call for her to be anything other than what she portrayed but I still think that a great actress would have made an impression. I do analyze my comments to see if there is any spark of envy and I think I can say I wouldn’t trade places with her even realizing what a great commodity beauty can be.

    There is a Chinese proverb about sitting on the bank of the river long enough to see the bodies of your enemies float by. I think this may be a case of waiting for justice but I truly believe that justice will be served at some point and time.

    • PennyForYourThought July 14, 2016 at 7:30 pm #

      Love this comment and completely agree. 🙂

  8. Nobody July 14, 2016 at 10:49 pm #

    No coincidence that this story came out at about the same time as Lily’s new Chanel5 pics. Scamber seems delusional, deranged and probably dangerous. Tasya actually seemed like a decent person – would love it if she were to find a conscience and turn vs Scamber.

  9. Pennywise July 14, 2016 at 11:07 pm #

    Everyone take a breath…Dm et. al is trying to get hits. They know Amber Turd is the most hated women in the world and they are using it to their advantage.

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