By Elizabeth Cline
The BIGGEST or most challenging thing about a public Rowe or a celebrity drama in the headlines is that it’s mostly hearsay or guessing. So among the theoretical situations or happenings that are taking place around the JD and Amber issue; let’s throw in one more shall we?
I think it would be pretty logical for us to add the assumption in this dramatic novella the predictive absurd-isms of Amber Heards repugnant slithering. The fact she lacks any gravitas or believably in her behavior at all, is combined with the simple hyper boles that her friends and partners are inventing.
So let’s speak to the next reaching step that is not a far jump for anyone to imagine in Ambers scheme here. How does a person who has money and has built some connections to the industry get people to be third party witnesses to incidents that never took place? Well that is the answer that everyone knows and no one is saying out loud. Here is is……. They are paid off. It’s that simple. Money talks in this world and we all know that. How many witnesses to crimes and events have come out in the end to have been paid off to lie under oath? (Which by the way is no big deal anymore since 80% of people don’t have any kind of respect for our court system or rules inside the court)
Let’s jump ahead to August or even to the next year. When a tabloid or a book company pays her, or one of her cohorts enough money to finally leak the fact that they were paid to lie. Then the magazines and press will go crazy and twitter will be trending #amberlies, #Amberpaidme . Why will it be the promise of shock? The E network will play their music and stand behind their glass table will the beginning headline; “A new and shocking twist in the Johnny Depp saga of spousal abuse today alleged by his ex-wife Amber Heard.” Will it be shocking? I think not. Every lowlife D list celebrity and every assistant, doctor, lawyer, shopkeeper, designer in Hollywood writes a book of secret untold confessions. Are we really naive enough to believe that Amber’ friends won’t sell her out for a ton of cash? I promise each of you that Amber has promised these people money and the headlines for their names, (have we even HEARD of these so called models and actresses before this? that’s why tmz has to put after their name what they do and who they are.)
Her biggest mistake was choosing to turn on a soul that is loved and trusted and who has a camp of people who will defend and stand by him. Her second mistake was greed in not just taking what she was offered and take off. Her third mistake was lying, slandering, blackmailing and now we find out extortion of Johnny’s name. When this court circus of the divorce and the restraining order is over, we can hope that she will be back in court on criminal charges because even if Johnny isn’t low enough to drag her through the dirt for slandering his name and making money off their relationship, we can hope Laura and Christy will do it just to make a point. The accusations are so bizarre and so easy to dispute. Especially when we find out she accused Johnny of abuse when he wasn’t even on the same continent and it can be proven. Johnny has chosen to ignore this idiocrasy by going into a safe haven and letting his people speak for him and defend him. So now the back tracking begins on her side. My grandmother used to tell me it takes to have a fight. Johnny has chosen not to engage in this misdegenious behavior and now we will see what happened when the embarrassment and shame set in.
Every story has an ending and in most, the knight in shining armor prevails. Every evil witch in a “once upon a time” tale, shrivels in water, catches fire, turns green or into a dragon and is vanquished. Because we have to believe that this saga will end the same way, with the evil witch lost into the thorns and brambles while our prince grabs his sword (or in this case guitar) and takes off into the sunset.