Sit Pretty and SHUT UP

19 Jun

Now, this interview happened in 2011, after she had met Johnny. I believe she was already spewing her Christopher Hitchens lines at this time. But we now have another author to add to her list of, “People whose words I can pronounce.” Salman Rushdie.

While it remains unclear if Turd ever actually read any of the works of any author, or if she simply uses books as stage props to make herself seem more intelligent, we may never actually know. She is the one that always states that she constantly has books when she is on set somewhere. If she actually the time, on set, to read her beloved “books” then she must not be much in the way of an on set actress. Personally, I think she drags books around to make people think she has read them, or that she reads, or that she’s even literate enough to know what the books she’s dragging around with her are about. Alas, lets get  back to the point, Salman Rushdie. Supposed friends with Christopher Hitchens, a self declared atheist/ex-Moslem, a man living under police protection since 1989 due to his anti Moslem book The Satanic Verses. Big huge controversy, still a huge bounty on his head. (3 million+ give or take) Just invoking his name seems to stir controversy, so why this young star-twit would admit to, and brag about having email correspondence with this man is baffling. Then again, she does say he’d better write her back now. Perhaps she thought she could get her claws into him in some way before Johnny. Maybe she thought it would be an easy 3 mil. Who knows.

Perhaps people told her to sit down and shut up because her mouth always ends up getting her into trouble. I can’t say that it was a bad thing for someone to advise her with. The quicker she shuts up, the better. Her lies tend to fall apart with each interview she gives. Maybe it goes back to a time in her formative teenage years when she had a scrape with the law and her parents or attorney told her to sit there, look pretty, keep your mouth closed, and maybe the judge will give you leniency. Her resentment to being told to sit pretty and shut up, comes from the narcissism, anti authoritarian personality she has.

Now, Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury is an interesting choice for Turd to mention. It is interesting because of a conversation I was having with someone regarding the validity of her statement about her friend being killed. In F451, it states, “That night, in a discussion with Millie, Montag learns that his friend Clarisse was killed by a speeding car more than a week earlier.” So, did her friend really die in a motor vehicle accident, or did she read something in a book and did the delusion become real? I am being honest when I say that because later in the interview she starts talking about Animal Farm. Where she understands that the reader is the character in the book. People can understand a topic all day long with no or relatively mild mental health issues, but if a person is suffering from a more severe mental health issue exactly what does that do to them? Add to that the possibility of her “friends death” coming from F451, and the stigma that Rushdie faces. My God, it looks like a plot for her own sick and twisted movie.

So she went through a phase of going out of her way to play dumb? Interesting. When was that? During the sealed court records thing, the Tasya DV thing, the meeting Johnny and making it look like a huge coincidence thing, the divorce procedure thing, exactly when did she stop playing dumb? Or has she? I can not tell.


So she did, at points in her life, go through her compliance points to shut the hell up. “Because it, as a woman, made me look more likeable and easier to swallow. And probably to this day a lot of that’s true, its easier to deal with a woman who’s compliant, nice, sweet, sunny, non-confrontational, whatever.” Meaning, that is who she is not. So, what side did she show Johnny in private? I bet it wasn’t miss sunny non confrontational.


On her dropping out of school. Make up your mind on whether it was when she was 16 or 17, she has stated both at different times. But in this version she states she placed out, took her GED, took her ACT – scored high, and then left. But in other renditions of her high school story she dropped out, moved to NYC, came back, got her GED, took acting lessons, then moved to LA. Yet another rendition is that she just moved straight to LA. Then again, in one of them her father tried to give her a gun to take with her to NYC. As she was boarding a plane. A 357 to be exact. Not to point out too many fallacies in this version but, guns on planes? No. This would be post 9/11, not gonna happen. A 16 year old with a gun in NYC? HAHA Right. That she was struggling in NYC? I doubt it.


So Turd, Twitney, and the third…would that be Raquel? Who is from Austin….BUT WAIT!!!!!!! Just a few short weeks ago Turds ex boyfriend from Austin stated she moved in with him when she moved to LA. So is the Turd biography lying or is the ex boyfriend who stated how much of a loving, non violent, not lying person she is lying? MEDIA SPIN PEEPS!

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Sit Pretty and SHUT UP interview


21 Responses to “Sit Pretty and SHUT UP”

  1. auntyjosey June 19, 2016 at 11:16 pm #

    Andy, you need a break as you’re starting to babble a bit. AH is laying low to try to save Mera. Maybe post when she resurfaces and puts her foot in it again. (Edit by Andy -posted by gaalyosane.wordpress.comx )

    • Kieran Foster June 20, 2016 at 12:35 am #

      Hi Josey, if you look a the top of the article where it says author, you will see that I am actually the one that posted this. I am sorry if the information topic I posted on was not to your liking, however, the points I referenced were in the video link at the bottom of the article. Sorry if it seemed like I was jumping around, but to analyze an interview, one needs to understand the background of who the fuck she’s referencing. You’re lucky I didn’t go into the fatwa (sp) on Salmon’s head and the political ramifications afterwards. 😉 You’re welcome. I don’t think I speculated on what she’s doing right now because honestly, I don’t care. I posted information about her obvious lies, inconsistencies, and dim-wittedness. If we or any news agency waited until a celebrity does something to talk about them, the tabloids might turn into a monthly or quarterly magazine. Hank u for your feedback, and bless your heart sweetheart. ☠💩📢

  2. Andy June 19, 2016 at 11:30 pm #

    Auntyjosey said:
    Andy, (&^^(* U*_**&^ &$#%%$ starting to babble a bit. (&#@%@^ @&@%Q save Mera. &^$@$@^ %^$ #%@&% &!**^ @&^!&& foot in it again.

    Babbling? As in, referring to this post? Did you fail to notice I am not the author of this post?

    You’re lucky I understood what you were typing, “Uh, you really shouldn’t mumble, because I can’t understand a word you’re saying. “It’s kinda starting to bum me out.”

    • Mango June 20, 2016 at 12:49 am #

      Oh I love that line…….
      …. “Where does that pipe go to?”
      “To the incenarator . But don’t worry we only light it on Tuesday’s”. “Today is Tuesday ”

      • Andy June 20, 2016 at 12:50 am #

        Who wants to dance?

  3. Hey Ya June 19, 2016 at 11:48 pm #

    Great post! Excellent analysis, funny, and completely lacking odd grammar and spelling errors.

    • Andy June 20, 2016 at 12:27 am #

      It was a great post. Loved it. Great post Kieran. Full of facts on why Amber Heard is a liar. Her past, and reputation proceeds her.
      ………… if the Amber minions could do more than just troll a truthful forum, like wake up, and accept they were wrong, and they’ve been idolizing a lying, decept…a narcissist that would be greeeeattt :sips coffee:

  4. June 20, 2016 at 12:05 am #

    See Jane run see Dick run seeSpot run there you go amanda good reading material for you fake

  5. Andy June 20, 2016 at 12:35 am #

    Something easy for them. GOLDEN BOOKS

  6. Andy June 20, 2016 at 12:37 am #

    annndddd… Kieran LMFAO I just watched her drop the mic LOL!

    Here’s the thing people, I never said this blog was a professional blog, I’m sure as fuck not getting paid for it so, if there are some mistakes here and there I’m quite sure the readers “get it” it’s not that difficult of content. I prefer to use my “editor” for shit that makes me money. If the grammar HERE is too difficult for you to understand, then anything under eleventh grade should work for you. If not see: FUCK YOU it’s pretty much a universal understanding.

    • Mango June 20, 2016 at 12:57 am #

      Your needing some news……
      Your grinding your teeth for something new….
      It’s coming…. Hope everyone had a good Father’s Day weekend. Things will speed up for next week….. I just watched every Cheers episode over the last few months (Netflix) saw the last one tonight with some friends 😢
      Want more episodes…..

      Lol …. Maybe John will read some of this and be impressed with our truthfulness and actually caring ….. I bet very few do in his circle…. If he lost it all you’d be surprised. I seriously would love to talk to him…. He just seems like he’d love any conversation you could give…. If you we’re halfway nice .
      He might cut you a check…. We might have to go to court …lol 😄
      Some of the few people that could actually vouch for him . Don’t drink too much coffee you’ll crash hard.

    • June 20, 2016 at 7:22 am #

      Yes you go guys

  7. Tgirl June 20, 2016 at 12:41 am #

    Picture books. Or color by numbers.

  8. LZ June 20, 2016 at 7:19 am #

    Kindly dislike that YouTube video. I already did. 🙂

  9. ASRebirth June 20, 2016 at 7:20 am #

    Adult coloring books, no wait… Those are too complex for her brain. It’s only stimulated by those children’s coloring books that you get at Dollar Tree. Don’t want to over stimulate turdy’s brain though, because that’s when she starts talking to the walls again.

  10. Brenda M Clemons June 20, 2016 at 10:14 am #

    Two thoughts, I think it is funny that she referenced “Animal Farm”. A book I read in elementary school. Is this your reading level twit? Second, her acting coach in Austin needs to find a new job because Twit’s acting is nothing to put on your resume.

  11. Minnie1 June 20, 2016 at 2:20 pm #

    Given the following statement from her, this is one part of the “I was afraid for my life” story that doesn’t ring true. I mean, she doesn’t have to shoot the guy but if you’re afraid your life, well, you can make some pretty good threats.

    “I don’t have children in the house, so I sleep with my gun in a place that’s close enough that if I needed to protect myself, I could. It’s not in bed with me, though; it’s in a safe location. I’m fully trained and I’m an active member of a gun club. I’m definitely pro-gun,” she explained.


  12. Fhiona Brett June 20, 2016 at 8:28 pm #

    I have always (sneeringly, I admit it) believed very strongly that she wanted to be the woman her predecessor know, the one with the real talent and innate sense of style? The one who modelled (still does) for the likes of Chanel, and does front covers for Vogue etc on her own merits..not just because she’s with someone famous. AH, as I keep boring the arse off everyone by saying (and have done since he was with her), is at best, nothing more than a glamour model (if that) and would’ve killed to have just half of the talent and personality of Vanessa Paradis. She tried very hard (Animal Farm my arse) to be all ‘pale and interesting’ and failed. In every picture I’ve seen of her she looks as if she’s had someone iron on a transfer over her features of a face to try to give it some again AH. I was waiting for her to drop into some interview how she spent much time on the Left Bank in Paris reading BOOKS…just so I could sneeringly (again) say “She means Paris, Texas at the bank of Give Me Money. Now.”

    • Andy June 20, 2016 at 8:37 pm #

      LOL True

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