Moral of This Story

16 Jun

Don’t be a fucking douche.

As everyone here is aware, Andy can be a bit of a type A personality at times. This blog has come under fire for the last 4 years due to Andy’s coverage of Johnny Depp’s time in captivity, and his extremely honest posts regarding the snatch eating, fist scum. AKA North Hole. (For those of you that remember.)

Andy has already sent me an email this morning, ok, a long intelligible rant regarding a certain poster and post string on the blog. (I believe you can find the dumbass under the last free thoughts post, and see  Andy’s replies.) I read the exchange, and the email from Andy a couple of times before deciding that something has to be said.

When posting on someone else’s blog, it is ok to have a difference of opinion, just like you don’t have to agree with everything your bestie says and does. However, you wouldn’t just go over to a strangers house and start rearranging their furniture, so telling a blog owner (especially an asshole like Andy) to fuck off with their view on someone, bad juju. Extremely bad. I believe he has put up with that shit for 4 years, you already know the things he says and does, why the hell would you make yourself public enemy number one to him, especially before noon? The poor guy hadn’t even had enough time to have a decent cigarette, let alone a glass of chivas for breakfast. Me, I’ve had enough coffee that I could probably go for another two weeks on the amount of caffeine in my system. (Caffeine, I am not a crotch coker) Now, as I was reading this comment string, I also was thinking, a dangerous combination, I know.

This is what I have decided to throw out there for those of you that are curious. Or those of you that want to have a good laugh.

This person, whose email address is dancingrobots357, is a special breed of person. But it was the dynamics in their email address that intrigued me. Let us break this down, because it’s damn early in the morning, and because Andy is cranky, I am going to try to get him to lighten his dour look on the day so far.

dancing – well, we know that the, back to being a lesbian today, cokehead loves to get photographed in the club. Especially after she swears that you’ll never catch her in one. Don’t know if she can actually dance though. However, she was in the movie the Danish Girl as a dancer, and Magic Mike XXL, well there are lots of dancers and dancing in that movie.

robots – some have stated that in the doggygate video, Johnny and Turd looked like robots, and we know that her acting abilities in movies she may as well be a robot. That’s all I got there, sorry.

357 – this is the best part! Cream pie licker has publicly stated that she owns just such a type of gun. She says she sleeps with a .357 Magnum to be exact.

So, either this person is a closet Turd fan, a minion, or possibly shitstain herself. Now, I can see that this person wants the attention placed firmly back on Turd though, because of their comment regarding Vanessa. I.E. stop talking about Vanessa, it’s all about Amber! Me, me ,me me, me!!!! Remember, to the narcissist, there is no such thing as bad publicity. The more outrageous, the better. She’s gotta find a way to get her name out there, maybe gives her more to put on her resume or something.

Either which way, I don’t really care, it’s just slightly amusing to me this morning, that and well we still have a two day wait ahead. Like this relationship started out being it will end up being, a tense two day wait until you see if this is a one night stander that will turn into an 18 year to lifer. However, the best birth control that Johnny has, is that well he isn’t guilty, he has great legal coverage, he’d better have an awesome accountant, and that psycho bitch is lying badly.

So, knowing that there is another day and a half until we know something definitive, I will leave you with this. Andy is now in a mood. That mood is not a good mood, thanks to this asshat, he is now reverting back to his old self.

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27 Responses to “Moral of This Story”

  1. mud6352@gmail.com June 16, 2016 at 7:12 am #

    Thanks Kieran saw that shit and hated it i love Andy no matter what or what kind of mood hey leave him the fuck alone i am not crazy for her either

  2. Minnie1 June 16, 2016 at 8:28 am #

    A healthy shot of brandy in hot chocolate (with whipped cream of course) is very soothing for jangled nerves.

    • Kieran Foster June 16, 2016 at 5:44 pm #

      LOL true that, but with how he was this morning, my mind goes to something else entirely with seeing that. ROFL (who is brandy? hehehahahahahahah)

  3. Louise June 16, 2016 at 8:33 am #

    Aww this is sad. Over the past few years we’ve endured Amanda followers trashing V, her teeth, her age, her looks, saying the kids prefer stepmom to mom. Remember some of us European visitors are long term fans x

    • Kieran Foster June 16, 2016 at 6:08 pm #

      I don’t think Andy has said anything bad about Vanessa, just that well anything would look better than that thing out in California. I don’t believe he has ever picked on Vanessa’s looks though, and nobody here has ever said that those kids preferred whore over their parents. Ever. Must be the teens that are Turd followers making fun of Vanessa’s age though, because well, time is constant and only moves forwards.

  4. goawayjamber June 16, 2016 at 8:34 am #

    Stay strong Andy !! Stay True !! I will always stand with you, too …..

  5. Ps June 16, 2016 at 8:40 am #

    Strength and focus, always together forever …

  6. the view from here June 16, 2016 at 9:04 am #

    It’s your blog, and most commenters are probably grateful that you let us share our views. Some people do get the wrong idea and think it’s a forum because you let people submit unedited, uncensored comments. I would respectfully like to offer you another perspective on that Vanessa comment. It might have come from one of JD’s kids or their friends, most likely Jack. I could easily imagine a teenager saying it about his/her mother. He/she could be feeling totally helpless because of the horrendous legal and public attack on his father and not know what else to do.Defending his mother in a public space like this might be all that he can do. It’s just a thought.

    • phonytexanbitch June 16, 2016 at 9:15 am #

      Just want to say WOW!!! Whose fucking blog do you think this is? When I saw that I KNEW we were in for a special Andy smack-down. The Wrath of Andy!!! Makes Khan look like a puppy dog.

      I’ve been on the end of some of Andy’s wrath before. And I want to take this moment to say I’m truly sorry that it happened. But I would never suggest that Andy not post what’s on his mind. This IS his space and we are all here because he allows it.

      I still respect Andy and consider him a friend. And I’m really proud that through all the crap, it’s truly coming to light that this little group, started by Andy, was right all along. Andy was the first one to call BULLSHIT!!!

    • Louise June 16, 2016 at 10:17 am #

      I had the same thought – that it might be Jack

      • Kieran Foster June 16, 2016 at 6:12 pm #

        I don’t think that it would be Jack, this person has been in contact with Andy for a few years and had opened the jamber tumblr account. I don’t know all the details but from what Andy has shared with me, I just don’t think it would be him. We’ll have to wait for the boss to answer though.

  7. A June 16, 2016 at 10:58 am #

    I don’t get it. What did that person said about Vanessa?

    • Kieran Foster June 16, 2016 at 6:13 pm #

      They told Andy to fuck off with the Vanessa hate, and Andy hadn’t said anything hateful about Vanessa.

  8. Flying tomatoes June 16, 2016 at 11:31 am #

    Settlement is apparently on the table

    http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/16/johnny-depp-amber-heard-hearing-postponed-settlement/

  9. Monkee June 16, 2016 at 12:39 pm #

    I take issue with one thing in this blog entry. Amber is NOT a cokehead, she is a cokecrotch.

    • Kieran Foster June 16, 2016 at 6:13 pm #

      Depends on if she has a dick. hshahahahahhaahahah

  10. Liz June 16, 2016 at 2:15 pm #

    LOL apparently I missed all this drama. Oh well…. the crazies will always come to play.

    Anyhow, IT’S TIME FOR SOME UPDATES!!!

    Amber caught in another lie…. never went to London! HA HA

    Seriously we should’ve been keeping a thread of Amber’s lies for the record! We could fill a book!!!

    • Kieran Foster June 16, 2016 at 6:15 pm #

      Just read any magazine story she has ever gave an interview for, then read the next two subsequent ones. Starting from about 2009 on. lol Enough lies to make the Harry Potter series look like a short story.

  11. rugoing2eathat June 16, 2016 at 3:14 pm #

    Hi, an update according to TMZ. Smart damage (turd) control move on the part of his attorney!!

    ~ “Johnny Depp and Amber Heard both want to end their war and settle everything connected with their relationship, so Johnny’s lawyers are requesting the courtroom battle set for Friday be postponed.

    Sources connected with Johnny say Amber and Johnny will now discuss a mutual agreement in which both agree to stay clear of each other. In addition, we’re told they will settle all matters involving their divorce, including property settlement and spousal support.

    As we reported, Amber asked for $50k a month in spousal support for her 15-month marriage. We’re told Johnny might be agreeable to pay her for a period of time — probably around 8 months.
    A settlement would involve all possible claims each might have against the other. Translation … Amber couldn’t file a civil suit for the alleged domestic violence … something Johnny has denied” ~.

    http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/16/johnny-depp-amber-heard-hearing-postponed-settlement/

    BELOW IS FROM PEOPLE MAG:

    “All eyes continue to be on Amber Heard and Johnny Depp as they prepare to face off in an L.A. courtroom at Friday’s restraining order hearing.

    What could happen? What’s really going on behind the scenes? PEOPLE consulted two legal experts, L.A. certified family law specialist Steve Mindel and certified family law specialist Atousa Saei, to help explain the process and the specifics of what will be addressed during the hearing.

    Will Depp testify?

    “Restraining order hearings are trials,” Mindel tells PEOPLE. “Family law, because of the nature of our practice, is a million little mini hearings and trial. One of the things that requires live testimony is a restraining order hearing. If you want to present your side, you have to present your side in the form of live testimony.”

    Adds Saei: “At the upcoming hearing, the matter might be continued [rescheduled at a later date] or it may move forward with the testimony of both Amber and Johnny, plus whatever witnesses each side calls. He is a party to the matter, and so long as Amber calls Johnny as a witness in her case in chief, he will have to testify.”

    Will Depp have to address Heard’s accusations of domestic violence?

    “That’s going to be the only thing the trial is about,” says Mindel. “The trial on a restraining order is only about the restraining order: Why should the court protect you? Why should you be protected? Depp can take the 5th, but if he takes the 5th or doesn’t take the stand at all, there won’t be any other testimony to contradict Heard’s testimony.”

    Saei notes that if Depp chooses to plead the 5th at any time during the hearing, he has to be very careful and aware of his body language. “It is important to remember that this a family law court room and the court may infer almost anything from body language, facial expressions, demeanor, tone, as well as the way a witness answers questions to make its decisions,” says Saei.

    What is the likely outcome?

    “The judicial officers are given a lot of flexibility,” says Mindel. “They can issue a temporary restraining order for a specific period of time – one year, two years, etc. The judicial officer could temper their order based on what they believe the parties are going to do. Johnny Depp’s side is going to question Heard, ‘Has he contacted you? Has he done this or that?’ And ‘Is he complying with the restraining order?’ If she says ‘Yes,’ then that’s going to go in his favor toward a shorter restraining order. On the other hand if he’s been text-messaging her or trying to contact her though her mother or brother, sister or cousin and trying to go around the restraining order, then the court is going to extend the restraining order for a longer period of time.”

    Could they settle beforehand or reach an agreement?

    According to Mindel, this is the million-dollar question ahead of the hearing. “Any time the judges can get the parties to settle, the judges would like them to settle,” says Mindel. “That’s why it wouldn’t surprise me if everybody amps up and they go to court and they’re all ready to go and the judge says, ‘You know, I’m going to send everybody down to the Daily Settlement Officer.’ We have lawyers that act as what we call the DSO in the court system in L.A. County, we volunteer our time and there’ll be a DSO down there on that day. For something like this, we have another group for complex issues, and that settlement officer might be in the court that day and the court will maybe send them down to the DSO to see if they can’t come to a resolution.”

    What’s behind Depp and Heard’s respective legal strategies?

    Saei praises Depp’s legal tactics thus far, led by his attorney Laura Wasser. “Johnny staying quiet is smart,” she says. “He does not want to give away his defense ahead of time, because if he does, Amber’s side will have more time to prepare.”

    But Heard’s attorney Samantha F. Spector has also played the pre-hearing game smartly. “It’s a good strategy as it places pressure on Johnny to give more to settle since his name is at stake,” Saei says.

    Adds Mindel of Team Heard: “It wouldn’t shock me if they resolved this whole thing before Friday,” he says. “My inclination is that they’re launching missiles across the bow of Johnny Depp’s boat to let him know that they want something that Johnny Depp is not willing to give them. What that something is, I can’t tell you. It’s clearly not money because she’s going to get tons of money. There’s something behind all this. I don’t know what her motivation is behind the restraining order, because she’s going to get plenty of money, she doesn’t need the restraining order circus to get money.”

    http://www.people.com/article/johnny-depp-amber-heard-hearing-restraining-order

  12. rugoing2eathat June 16, 2016 at 3:19 pm #

    Hi, an UPDATE from TMZ. Smart damage (turd) control on the part of his attorney!

    TMZ:
    “Johnny Depp and Amber Heard both want to end their war and settle everything connected with their relationship, so Johnny’s lawyers are requesting the courtroom battle set for Friday be postponed.
    Sources connected with Johnny say Amber and Johnny will now discuss a mutual agreement in which both agree to stay clear of each other. In addition, we’re told they will settle all matters involving their divorce, including property settlement and spousal support.
    As we reported, Amber asked for $50k a month in spousal support for her 15-month marriage. We’re told Johnny might be agreeable to pay her for a period of time — probably around 8 months.
    A settlement would involve all possible claims each might have against the other. Translation … Amber couldn’t file a civil suit for the alleged domestic violence … something Johnny has denied”.

    PEOPLE MAG (what could be the outcome):

    All eyes continue to be on Amber Heard and Johnny Depp as they prepare to face off in an L.A. courtroom at Friday’s restraining order hearing.

    What could happen? What’s really going on behind the scenes? PEOPLE consulted two legal experts, L.A. certified family law specialist Steve Mindel and certified family law specialist Atousa Saei, to help explain the process and the specifics of what will be addressed during the hearing.

    Will Depp testify?

    “Restraining order hearings are trials,” Mindel tells PEOPLE. “Family law, because of the nature of our practice, is a million little mini hearings and trial. One of the things that requires live testimony is a restraining order hearing. If you want to present your side, you have to present your side in the form of live testimony.”

    Adds Saei: “At the upcoming hearing, the matter might be continued [rescheduled at a later date] or it may move forward with the testimony of both Amber and Johnny, plus whatever witnesses each side calls. He is a party to the matter, and so long as Amber calls Johnny as a witness in her case in chief, he will have to testify.”

    Will Depp have to address Heard’s accusations of domestic violence?

    “That’s going to be the only thing the trial is about,” says Mindel. “The trial on a restraining order is only about the restraining order: Why should the court protect you? Why should you be protected? Depp can take the 5th, but if he takes the 5th or doesn’t take the stand at all, there won’t be any other testimony to contradict Heard’s testimony.”

    Saei notes that if Depp chooses to plead the 5th at any time during the hearing, he has to be very careful and aware of his body language. “It is important to remember that this a family law court room and the court may infer almost anything from body language, facial expressions, demeanor, tone, as well as the way a witness answers questions to make its decisions,” says Saei.

    What is the likely outcome?

    “The judicial officers are given a lot of flexibility,” says Mindel. “They can issue a temporary restraining order for a specific period of time – one year, two years, etc. The judicial officer could temper their order based on what they believe the parties are going to do. Johnny Depp’s side is going to question Heard, ‘Has he contacted you? Has he done this or that?’ And ‘Is he complying with the restraining order?’ If she says ‘Yes,’ then that’s going to go in his favor toward a shorter restraining order. On the other hand if he’s been text-messaging her or trying to contact her though her mother or brother, sister or cousin and trying to go around the restraining order, then the court is going to extend the restraining order for a longer period of time.”

    Could they settle beforehand or reach an agreement?

    According to Mindel, this is the million-dollar question ahead of the hearing. “Any time the judges can get the parties to settle, the judges would like them to settle,” says Mindel. “That’s why it wouldn’t surprise me if everybody amps up and they go to court and they’re all ready to go and the judge says, ‘You know, I’m going to send everybody down to the Daily Settlement Officer.’ We have lawyers that act as what we call the DSO in the court system in L.A. County, we volunteer our time and there’ll be a DSO down there on that day. For something like this, we have another group for complex issues, and that settlement officer might be in the court that day and the court will maybe send them down to the DSO to see if they can’t come to a resolution.”

    What’s behind Depp and Heard’s respective legal strategies?

    Saei praises Depp’s legal tactics thus far, led by his attorney Laura Wasser. “Johnny staying quiet is smart,” she says. “He does not want to give away his defense ahead of time, because if he does, Amber’s side will have more time to prepare.”

    But Heard’s attorney Samantha F. Spector has also played the pre-hearing game smartly. “It’s a good strategy as it places pressure on Johnny to give more to settle since his name is at stake,” Saei says.

    Adds Mindel of Team Heard: “It wouldn’t shock me if they resolved this whole thing before Friday,” he says. “My inclination is that they’re launching missiles across the bow of Johnny Depp’s boat to let him know that they want something that Johnny Depp is not willing to give them. What that something is, I can’t tell you. It’s clearly not money because she’s going to get tons of money. There’s something behind all this. I don’t know what her motivation is behind the restraining order, because she’s going to get plenty of money, she doesn’t need the restraining order circus to get money.”

  13. rugoing2eathat June 16, 2016 at 3:28 pm #

    HA! Totally busted! More from TMZ! Hope she gets canned due to the petition many of us signed!

    *TMZ EXCUSIVE:

    AMBER HEARD
    I’M TOO SKINNY FOR ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’
    Costume Fitting Rescheduled

    ~ “Amber Heard never went to London for her costume fitting this week — which is why her lawyers said she was unavailable for a deposition — because she says the production crew felt she was too skinny, having lost 20 pounds because of what she says is overwhelming stress.
    TMZ broke the story … Johnny Depp’s lawyer wanted to take her deposition in the domestic violence case, but ultimately the judge accepted the word of her legal team that she had to go to London for the fitting and would not get back until Thursday night … the evening of the scheduled court hearing.
    We got this pic of Amber in West Hollywood shot Wednesday, and turns out she never went to London. Her people say the trip was cancelled because the producers didn’t think she was camera-ready for the role … because of her weight.
    Amber’s team says they were never given proper notice, but Johnny’s team says that’s BS … Amber’s lawyers represented she was not in town, and she was.
    Johnny’s team has maintained Amber is afraid to make her claims under oath and get cross-examined” ~.

  14. Mango June 16, 2016 at 4:39 pm #

    I wonder why you can’t use proof of cocaine or drug expenses?? That alone, you shouldn’t even be able to collect money to support a drug addiction…. it is clearly expensive and wouldn’t that be illegal for the courts to help with a supported drug addiction…. this right here should be enough to hold off on a RIDICULOUS amount ….. she shouldn’t even be allowed on spousal /spoiled brat/ drug support….. at least for a reasonable time she is kept OFF of it ….. and it will also help her gain weight! No ! There is too much for him to fight on some Obscene amount of money…. she is NOT entitled TO…..

  15. sadforjd June 16, 2016 at 7:36 pm #

    Sorry Andy. ..never thought my comment about having a glass of wine with Vanessa would get into such a shit show….my apologies.
    And wish that this dancing robot 357 would just tittle off and go play with your coke crotchety friends.

  16. Author June 16, 2016 at 7:54 pm #

    sadforjd – not your fault. No worries

    Jack. Negative. This person has been conversing with me for two years. Female.

    Last. Thanks for the support I did not KNOW Kieran would make a post. (for those that have actually spoke with me over the phone – the smokes and chivas are a real thing LOL)

    I don’t care what you comment with, all I ask is in the commenting rules.

    However – common sense is always a good thing, which everyone here seems to have.

    🙂

  17. The Sword of Capulus June 16, 2016 at 11:34 pm #

    Take it easy, appreciate the space here.

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