Don’t be a fucking douche.
As everyone here is aware, Andy can be a bit of a type A personality at times. This blog has come under fire for the last 4 years due to Andy’s coverage of Johnny Depp’s time in captivity, and his extremely honest posts regarding the snatch eating, fist scum. AKA North Hole. (For those of you that remember.)
Andy has already sent me an email this morning, ok, a long intelligible rant regarding a certain poster and post string on the blog. (I believe you can find the dumbass under the last free thoughts post, and see Andy’s replies.) I read the exchange, and the email from Andy a couple of times before deciding that something has to be said.
When posting on someone else’s blog, it is ok to have a difference of opinion, just like you don’t have to agree with everything your bestie says and does. However, you wouldn’t just go over to a strangers house and start rearranging their furniture, so telling a blog owner (especially an asshole like Andy) to fuck off with their view on someone, bad juju. Extremely bad. I believe he has put up with that shit for 4 years, you already know the things he says and does, why the hell would you make yourself public enemy number one to him, especially before noon? The poor guy hadn’t even had enough time to have a decent cigarette, let alone a glass of chivas for breakfast. Me, I’ve had enough coffee that I could probably go for another two weeks on the amount of caffeine in my system. (Caffeine, I am not a crotch coker) Now, as I was reading this comment string, I also was thinking, a dangerous combination, I know.
This is what I have decided to throw out there for those of you that are curious. Or those of you that want to have a good laugh.
This person, whose email address is dancingrobots357, is a special breed of person. But it was the dynamics in their email address that intrigued me. Let us break this down, because it’s damn early in the morning, and because Andy is cranky, I am going to try to get him to lighten his dour look on the day so far.
dancing – well, we know that the, back to being a lesbian today, cokehead loves to get photographed in the club. Especially after she swears that you’ll never catch her in one. Don’t know if she can actually dance though. However, she was in the movie the Danish Girl as a dancer, and Magic Mike XXL, well there are lots of dancers and dancing in that movie.
robots – some have stated that in the doggygate video, Johnny and Turd looked like robots, and we know that her acting abilities in movies she may as well be a robot. That’s all I got there, sorry.
357 – this is the best part! Cream pie licker has publicly stated that she owns just such a type of gun. She says she sleeps with a .357 Magnum to be exact.
So, either this person is a closet Turd fan, a minion, or possibly shitstain herself. Now, I can see that this person wants the attention placed firmly back on Turd though, because of their comment regarding Vanessa. I.E. stop talking about Vanessa, it’s all about Amber! Me, me ,me me, me!!!! Remember, to the narcissist, there is no such thing as bad publicity. The more outrageous, the better. She’s gotta find a way to get her name out there, maybe gives her more to put on her resume or something.
Either which way, I don’t really care, it’s just slightly amusing to me this morning, that and well we still have a two day wait ahead. Like this relationship started out being it will end up being, a tense two day wait until you see if this is a one night stander that will turn into an 18 year to lifer. However, the best birth control that Johnny has, is that well he isn’t guilty, he has great legal coverage, he’d better have an awesome accountant, and that psycho bitch is lying badly.
So, knowing that there is another day and a half until we know something definitive, I will leave you with this. Andy is now in a mood. That mood is not a good mood, thanks to this asshat, he is now reverting back to his old self.