Crotch Coker

15 Jun

(Bolded areas are for emphasis by Andy, NOT Ryan or Jonathan. Permission gained for repost)


From Ryan Leone to Jonathan Shaw via Facebook

Listen brother… I usually don’t chime in on gossip but I know Johnny is a dear friend of yours and I’ve known Amber for years so I figured I’d throw an opinion out there based on my own experience with her.

I remember sitting at a picnic table in Santa Monica with you a few months ago, having an absolutely prophetic conversation about Johnny and Amber’s tumultuous relationship… And brother you sure did call it... That sick and conniving fame-whore has come to sabotage a man that I’ve heard nothing but solid things about.

I met Amber at the Santa Barbara Film Festival back in 2008. I was at the after party for the Bret Easton Ellis adaption of The Informers. Amber had a shitty role in the movie and I ended up selling her some blow and giving her my number.

Our interactions back then were primarily drug-related but I can tell you this… She was a dope fiend of the worst variety, shooting coke in her crotch to veil her addiction. She had the propensity towards delusional and paranoiac fits that could last for days until she finally crashed.

She got the police called on my house several times, including once for being obnoxiously wasted and driving my ATV around a residential neighborhood at 3 in the morning. She is a materialistic, hedonistic, narcissistic, VERY loud and combative person. I lost contact after I left California for a few years but when I heard that she had married Johnny Depp I can only imagine that these underlying delusions of grandiosity were amplified to an almost tyrannical level. I mean, it is Johnny Depp after all.

Domestic Violence is a real thing and it’s an ugly thing. I’ve done some bad stuff in my time but I’ve never put hands on a woman, child, or animal. I’m also aware that fame grabbing from b-list talentless actresses is real thing as well. I know Amber and she is a liar. The truth is being revealed rapidly but rest assured – coming from someone that has wasted a lot of my life with this person – I full heartedly support Mr. Depp.



41 Responses to “Crotch Coker”

  1. Ps June 15, 2016 at 3:41 am #

    I know people who use sometimes hurt himself, cutting, horrible things

  2. Ps June 15, 2016 at 3:43 am #

    unfortunately I used cocaine once, I tried to kill myself in outbreaks, it’s horrible, I woke cut, arms, legs. Vomiting, all the worse

  3. kaibagirl June 15, 2016 at 4:10 am #

    Wow thanks for the info of proof!! πŸ™‚ I am really happy that the TRUTH of Amber Heard is getting EXPOSED quickly. Proves that God is doing His Work πŸ˜€ ❀ Johnny Depp is having his victory in this battle along with God by his side. Since God is for Johnny, what and who can go against them!?? (^_^) ❀

  4. Jaj Latty June 15, 2016 at 4:54 am #

    We all know, Johnny is no saint, but this chick is really out there… God, is there nothing she won’t do, or hasn’t done?? I’m blown away by her actions!!

  5. June 15, 2016 at 6:34 am #

    Holy shit i know of places but never heard this vag shooting dope sick sneaky very tricky

  6. diya67 June 15, 2016 at 7:05 am #

    Wow, that nailed it. I really hope loads of people testify against her when it goes to court.

    • Ps June 15, 2016 at 9:23 am #

      I have thought a lot about it, Wasser would have an ACE in the hole, she acts in
      silence, that silence makes me tremble, she is a high-powered Attorney

      • June 15, 2016 at 12:07 pm #

        Agree a little nervous myself

      • sadforjd June 15, 2016 at 9:27 pm #

        ACE IN THE HOLE…sorry but that cracked me up . Especially when I was thinking about turdy shooting coke in her hole..
        I’m sorry but I’ve never heard of someone shooting coke in their crotch. ..that’s Fuckening sad. I gathering she did it in front of this person. wow wow. Johnny really of all the women in world.

  7. Adriana Merchiori June 15, 2016 at 7:41 am #

    This was a very telling read about who she really is and it’s from someone who cannot be accused of being on Depp’s payroll or having any motive to expose Heard except to reveal the truth. I just wish that this info got to mainstream media and also to the producer’s of her new film so they would drop her for being an addict and is risky to insure. I hope this all comes to light and she gets sued for defaming Depp and for mental anguish on Depp and his children. She is a sociopath.

  8. Rosie June 15, 2016 at 7:42 am #

    Cant you send this to TMZ or something? This shit gets me so mad. Im almost mad at johnny for not seeing what kind of horrible toxic person she is. She makes my blood boil.

    • sadforjd June 15, 2016 at 9:33 pm #

      I’m sure TMZ has allot of shit on turdy and other celebrity but I can’t imagine them discussing her coke crotch habits on TV… They are careful on what they report on but it must be a hoot to listen to them discuss the dirt they have on some of these people.

  9. the view from here June 15, 2016 at 9:01 am #

    Why the hell did he marry her?!

    • Mango June 15, 2016 at 10:25 am #

      Twice he has tried to bail this mess . Once was before the wedding. Which was even more last minute than that. He never looked happy with her after possibly forced to go public somehow…. In 2013.

      It wasn’t because he wanted to get married. He was fed up in Tokyo the week before. I’m Sorry but you don’t marry someone you told to go to hell on national tv a week before an Unexpected wedding….

      Must be a very intense drug your on or your backed in a corner for some reason.

      • Frompariswithlove June 15, 2016 at 10:36 am #

        Yep. I hope he learns a lesson here…..

  10. Frompariswithlove June 15, 2016 at 10:34 am #

    Glad people back him up publicly.
    Surely this Hollyweird drama will impact his kids who will be more aware than ever of toxic people that their name and money can attract.

    • June 15, 2016 at 12:09 pm #

      They will be on guard they knew especially lily

      • Frompariswithlove June 15, 2016 at 1:07 pm #

        Think so. Lily has grown closer to her mother.

        What about Jack ? I think he’s close to his family members (who, unless mistaken, have been class act so far !). Plus LR seems grounded enough to watch out over him.
        But sure, that’s a bloody learning curve !

        If you read us, J and LR, take care ! See people can fooled up to a certain point. B.

  11. Liz June 15, 2016 at 11:30 am #


    so here we have a first hand account of Ambers behavior.

    And all those people recalling 2nd hand gossip about Johnny being violent have what now???

    Where are the actual witnesses to his abusive behaviors??

    Cause ambers are piling up and one was a police officer!

    If there were reports for those events, he needs to pass that on to the lawyer!

  12. Minnie1 June 15, 2016 at 12:09 pm #

    This blind talks about her drug use almost killing her.

    Home 2016 March Today’s Blind Items – World Class Thief
    Today’s Blind Items – World Class Thief

    This actress has been quiet of late in public

    A B list mostly movie actress, who sees herself as an A lister within two years is ruthless when it comes to accumulating wealth and fame. A few years ago when she was in the throes of a never ending drug addiction, it looked as if she would be dead within a year or two – a footnote in acting history. Now though, with her drug use controlled, she is on the rise. Since marrying well above herself on the list, our actress has controlled the fortune of her husband. Replacing people close to her husband with those loyal to her. The money in her own bank accounts increased and she did rise a touch in the fame department, but she wanted more.

    A two pronged approach. She would continue her casting couch prowess whether it be male or female and land herself some huge roles. She actually got herself a lead, but the movie was atrocious. She then made a bold move. She went after this very good looking, very in shape, very married B+ list actor who was tapped to play a huge role in a huge movie. She made sure she was in his face and under his face and anywhere else she needed to be. She made sure he was in her corner when she went after a part in his movie. A big part. A franchise part. A career role and a chance at A listerdom. So, when one of the producers she was sleeping with suggested her for the role, the actor was on board. The producer had no idea she had covered her bases and was also sleeping with the actor. He thought the actor would say no.

    So, fame was covered. A great role covered. Money was her next object and it turns out she is even better at that than casting couch antics. Her husband is in big demand. He has an agent and manager and people. They are supposed to get him parts. They do. Our actress though started taking meetings with companies from outside the US who wanted him for a movie or even commercials. She promised access. In return she charges a fee. Anywhere from $50K for him to hear their commercial pitch to $250K to have him read their movie script. The thing is though, he never sees or hears about any of these. She takes the money and runs. A lot of money. She has several meetings per month and makes more per month than she ever made on any project in which she has acted. When the investors ask if they are moving forward, she always says he is considering it or turns them down. She prefers the term considering it because often times she can get another fee from the investors to make sure he really sees how important he is to their project.

    • Louise June 15, 2016 at 1:22 pm #

      Was that one ever revealed?

    • strider June 15, 2016 at 1:23 pm #

      If this is real, she can go to jail for it. How stupid she was, she got what she wanted , she married Johnny Depp for Christ sake yet her greed is so intense that she blows it all up. She really is of the worst kind, i knew that but still when i read all the info thatΒ΄s coming out, it shocks me really.

  13. Frompariswithlove June 15, 2016 at 1:09 pm #

    *oops, should read “ppl can be fooled up to a certain point”
    B is for bises and bon courage

  14. phonytexanbitch June 15, 2016 at 1:16 pm #

    Could Crotch Coking have been the reason the bloody towel that was reportedly found in the London hotel with the needle piece? Is it actually injected with a needle or just dispensed into the vagina? Never having done it I don’t know.

    • Frompariswithlove June 15, 2016 at 1:34 pm #

      Oooooh my !

    • stoney June 15, 2016 at 1:48 pm #

      It could be done both ways. If a needle was used then it’s possible.

    • sadforjd June 15, 2016 at 9:41 pm #

      Thanks PTB, I was thinking the same thing…and thanks for stoney for the clarification.

      I know everyone is hoping for Johnny to make a bunch of revelations but when he reveals things about her, then in turn things are revealed about him. Johnny is not a saint.

      • Author June 15, 2016 at 9:57 pm #

        Dear God my blog has taken a new low. LOL

  15. m June 15, 2016 at 1:46 pm #

    Truly disgusting, is all I have to say. This bitch uses her vagina for everything, even to get high. Her rotten crotch needs to be sold to the highest bidder. Oh, she surely ruined her chances of that ever happening. There will be no more leeching for her now or in the future.

    • m June 15, 2016 at 1:49 pm #

      She will probably hide her cell up her twat when she is asked to hand it over. Johnny, if you are looking for any missing items, check the snatch. Only if you dare to enter that STD infested stank hole.

      • stoney June 15, 2016 at 1:55 pm #

        LMAO! That’s where she’s hiding the money from the “world class theif” blind and how she snuck the dogs into Australia. πŸ˜‚

      • sadforjd June 15, 2016 at 9:45 pm #

        Man if we could all get together at a party we would be LOAO….YOU guys make me laugh.
        just remember johnny been around that stinky crotch for awhile, can’t imagine what he found up there and don’t want to know..

        • Author June 15, 2016 at 9:55 pm #

          ……………I have no comment. Yes I do. 1. 357 magnum, 2. Pet supplies/treats, compact mirror, two men that made it onto milk cartons, a frisbee, lost monostat applicator, a bean bag, three stolen scarves, picture of iO, two bees wax candles, a pillow, a red flannel, and one small marble.

  16. m June 15, 2016 at 2:07 pm #

    She stuffs iO in there too so she can travel with her.

    • Author June 15, 2016 at 3:43 pm #

      only let’s her out to use the toiet

      • June 15, 2016 at 5:35 pm #

        Io on the shitter told johnny he may not want the bed from the condo what a skanky heifer

        • Author June 15, 2016 at 5:37 pm #


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  17. Frompariswithlove June 15, 2016 at 10:29 pm #

    Ahahahah the last posts !

  18. June 15, 2016 at 10:32 pm #

    I think it would be a great party we are pretty funny i think it would be a blast

    • Author June 15, 2016 at 10:38 pm #

      I’ll stand somewhere with a drink cup like Harvey.

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