He Said He Was Attacked…

5 Jun

Japan – Mortdecai Tour – Johnny missed an interview due to “being sick” He and Amber were in Japan together. His next appearance with Amber?


Johnny Stated:

We’ve heard the “exhaustion” excuse from stars who miss events.

But “attacked” by a “chupacabra”?

You have to hand it to Johnny Depp for that one.

That’s what he said was his reason for missing a news conference for his new movie, Mortdecai, in Tokyo on Tuesday.

The 51-year-old actor laughed and joked with journalists at a press conference Wednesday as he explained why he was a no-show the day before, reports AP.

Depp said he had been battling a cold, but said that wasn’t the real reason for his absence.

“I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called ‘chupacabra.’ I fought with it for hours. They’re very persistent, very mean. And I’m pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we’ll never see him again. Thank you for understanding,” he said.


28 Responses to “He Said He Was Attacked…”

  1. mud6352@gmail.com June 5, 2016 at 3:16 pm #

    I remember that one i think she’s attacked him more then once surprised he is still alive it must have been a living hell with From Hell demon wife can only imagine

  2. m June 5, 2016 at 3:28 pm #

    She should have been tossed aside for good at that time. Surely, she convinced him otherwise into believing she was his soulmate. Unfortunately for him, she turned out to be a manipulative cunt with absolutely no morals and a complete disregard for his well-being.

  3. Liz June 5, 2016 at 3:32 pm #

    And she’s using this tale to her side. But look at how fine she looks. Not a mark on her and you can see way too much of her skin!

    This was also the interview where she was asked “where do you want to go?”
    “Anywhere he goes.”
    Johnny : “hell in a handbag!”

    This is why I believe those texts were fake. To mention London, Toyko and the island? She’s giving examples of things that WE talked about.

    So hi Amber bitch. I have a few ideas for you. I believe you forgot to clarify when the pillow smothering happend. I checked your schedule. You need to say it happened between December 10 and 17. That’s enough time for it to have healed. 😉

  4. Mango June 5, 2016 at 3:36 pm #

    No he was ready to leave …. Nothing she could have done or said was going to make him stay ….. I’m sorry but Bull on that one….. There’s more to it…. Until from his own mouth he personally corrects me that is what I believe.

  5. Liz June 5, 2016 at 3:39 pm #

    Also remember that time your dad gave an interview and said Johnny treats you really well and what more could a father ask for.
    Clearly Johnny paid him to do that too right?
    Oh and you were telling your mom not to talk to the press because she has been threatening to tell the truth that Johnny is evil and abusive.
    “Never make eye contact!”
    Oh Amber.
    So many lies to clarify.
    And “I’m a happily married woman.”
    “We’re very, very happy.”
    Obviously just covering because he made you do it.
    I see your pain girl. I know it’s real now. #imwithamber

    • ASRebirth June 5, 2016 at 4:07 pm #

      She better sue her mom along with Doug then.

      • mud6352@gmail.com June 5, 2016 at 5:50 pm #

        Yea really they are cringing at this point especially with what mom probably knows and dads comments she maybe going down ahh she’s use to that anyway

    • Author June 5, 2016 at 7:23 pm #

      Imma steal this for the FB group lol

      • Liz June 5, 2016 at 10:25 pm #

        Feel free. She’s so transparent I have predicted most of her moves. I’m batting a pretty good average. I have witnesses! 😉

        I wish I could find that interview with her Dad again. It was when he said that stupid nonsense about them being the type of people who “do the right thing.”

        Really Daddy? Is THIS the right thing?? I think that whole family is fucked up in the head. Must be according to the “get what you want, fuck everyone else” asshole’s playbook. Ahh yes, I read that one too.

        I think we must be on Chapter 22: Make As Much Noise as You Can So No One Can Focus On Any One Lie!

    • Liz June 5, 2016 at 10:55 pm #

      I found it. he he he
      “I’m so pleased that he’s in our family. The age difference makes him a bit closer to my age, so we get on great. We have a lot of fun together, and he takes good care of my daughter, so what more could I ask for? He’s good for her and does the right thing by her,” David gushed to British magazine Grazia. 2014!!!!!!

      Well ani’t that there a kicker. Ha


      “DADDY NEVER OPEN YOUR MOUTH!” ugh *Amber flies off the handle*

      You can’t spend all that time and energy selling one story then expect your audience to so easily fall for the exact opposite Amber dear.

      Oh but I forgot, you’re a shit actress, you don’t understand the concept of storytelling.

      Forgive me for going a bit off but, once I found it, I knew I had to share it! HA

      • mud6352@gmail.com June 5, 2016 at 11:21 pm #

        Yea you and your dishonest friends rememver that we do

      • mud6352@gmail.com June 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm #

        Yea you and your dishonest friends rememver that we do everything

      • Author June 5, 2016 at 11:35 pm #

        She was seen on dec 15/16. Seen again on dec 20. But nothing after that until jam 2, 2016

        • mud6352@gmail.com June 6, 2016 at 9:32 am #

          You are so good but i rember all this crap too

      • Liz June 6, 2016 at 1:14 pm #

        The entire Depp clan, kids included went to his island over the holiday and obviously returned before 1/2/2016. Her friend Alice and Greg were there. IF she had marks or shit went down then, there would be a sea of witnesses on both sides. Sooooo if none of them will back her up. It didn’t happen then! And isn’t it odd that she didn’t specify the date of that event?? You can’t remember when your husband tried to kill you with a pillow????Yeah suuuurrrrreeeeee. Amber. She can’t remember because she doesn’t have a date that fits between all her public appearances where she only had her friends to witness him either coming or going. I bet that’s why she’s vague as shit on that one!
        Come on Amber, give us the date. Who saw those markings? Who took those People Mag photos? cause honey, that an’t no selfie stick! HAHA

  6. Tgirl June 5, 2016 at 3:40 pm #

    Exactly why this is going to fall apart in court for her. She’s not going to be able to remember the timetable for all her lies. Also she’s has been constantly photographed during these times. All they have to do is look up pics to she has nary a mark on her and that she’s acting like her usual crazy self…not like someone who’s been abused and is scared of him. Nice try psycho.

  7. Jaj Latty June 5, 2016 at 4:08 pm #

    All the pieces are falling into place…….she’s the beater…..Bill Carter posted on his page, the Jonathon Shaw piece from here….BC is the godfather of Johnny kids…..HE HASN’T SEEN HIM IN A LONG TIME….so I assume it’s because A don’t want him around his friends….omg! I hope Johnny gets out of this mess, btw, Texas doesn’t want her back……

    • mud6352@gmail.com June 5, 2016 at 5:54 pm #

      Didn’t want anyone to know and see what she was upto and doing

    • saufampere June 5, 2016 at 6:12 pm #

      could u send a link of what bill carter posted please!

    • Author June 5, 2016 at 7:41 pm #

      :laughs: Merry Christmas friends.

  8. Minnie1 June 5, 2016 at 4:43 pm #

    One of the easiest ways to copyright a manuscript is to mail it to yourself and ask the person at the post office to hand stamp it so the date is very clear. And of course you don’t open it up until you legally need to prove it’s your work. Now if you have photos of yourself beaten up or other evidence of abuse, and you intend to keep it for a rainy day, wouldn’t you take precautions to make sure that you could show a clear pattern of abuse with documentation that could stand legally?

    And I will say it again…that Chupa came with a suitcase, not in one.

    • Author June 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm #

      this right here. EVITAS song, ‘Another suitcase in another hall.’

  9. kaibagirl June 5, 2016 at 8:03 pm #

    Poor Johnny Depp that he has to go through this waters of trouble. ;( I’m actually interceeding for him.. I pray that God SAVES & FREE him and to REMOVE Amber Heard from Johnny’s life. Honestly Johnny DOESN’T NEED Amber in his life. I RATHER SEE Amber Heard with my arch enemy Big Eddie TOGETHER. THEY ARE SO MUCH ALIKE IN PERSONALITY AND IN THINKING.

    • Author June 5, 2016 at 8:12 pm #

      Don’t post links that are off topic from the post. Thanks!

      • kaibagirl June 5, 2016 at 8:48 pm #

        I’m sorry I didn’t mean to. ;( I just wanted to share the page about Amber Heard that we hate.. Sorry I promise I’ll never do it again..

        • Author June 5, 2016 at 9:09 pm #

          It’s cool. You guys use the free thoughts post for personal links.

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