C’ Mon Chupa!!

14 Jul

It’s driving you crazy being pent up in that house or wherever you’re grounded at. C Mon we know you wanna get your photo taken…. find some way to scheme your way out into the camera eye.


LMFAO – peaceful without her antics isn’t it?


22 Responses to “C’ Mon Chupa!!”

  1. Minnie1 July 14, 2015 at 2:37 pm #

    I’d like to see a repeat of her rooftop antics…perhaps this time doing a finger paint portrait of the two Yorkies, with a big SOS sign prominently displayed by her side..

  2. Debie July 14, 2015 at 2:43 pm #

    Her friends (baggage handlers, nannies, maids) are not available?

  3. murkles July 14, 2015 at 3:00 pm #

    Maybe she broke her Vajaja finger too lol she might have had it stuck up someones arse and it broke off. She does like to copy her bubby hubby so she is probably just sucking on her pussy finger since she wore it out already.

    • Andrew July 15, 2015 at 12:11 am #


  4. sad for jd July 14, 2015 at 4:27 pm #

    Wow that’s quite a picture you painted Murkles.
    she might have to have one of her few minions post a picture for her. ..will it be raquel or io..come on iO you always seem to say things that you probably shouldn’t. ..like being married already.
    do you think the Aussie would waste their resources filming turdy? I don’t think so and does she know anyone paps in Australia.
    Maybe one of Johnny’s staff members can bring chupa to the groomers and allow them to take a photo to post on Facebook.

  5. Liz July 14, 2015 at 6:46 pm #

    I dunno, I always feel like this is the eye of the hurricane and it scares the PISS out of me! I prefer her out in the open flaunting her crazy on full display for the world to see. Behind closed doors, I just worry what evil shit she’s plotting and what fucked up shit she may be putting on Johnny next!

    I mean, she joined him on the Mortdecai tour, we all saw THAT disaster. Then she joins him down under and causes an international incident that brings a great deal of hell into his orbit and costs him a good deal of money. What’s she’s gonna do next????

    My guess is she’s there for the big “that’s a wrap” party. Especially if this is Captain Jack’s last voyage, expect Jerry B to do some epic send off! So we’ll likely have to endure her dressed in some low cut, too tight number kissing and hugging on Captain Jack for the big farewell…. That will certainly ruin it for the kiddies. Or worse, she’ll dress like Johnny again. Jack’s tattered shirt, ugly shoes, belt, hat, extreme amount of jewelry. Yep, that sounds more like it. Hell, she’s trying to morph into Johnny, she may be trying to weasel her way into the mouse house too! Luckily, that will NEVER happen!

    Maybe someone will “accidentally” knock her overboard in shark infested waters and do us all a favor!

  6. sad for jd July 14, 2015 at 8:31 pm #

    Maybe she’s hoping to be the next pirate. .of what I really don’t want to know.
    The big hag of the sea. ..

  7. Debie July 15, 2015 at 3:43 am #

    she made a false document to the dogs. Psychopath.

  8. Adrienne July 15, 2015 at 4:21 am #

    That’s probably why:

    I guess that’s also the reason she’s in OZ.

    • Elle July 15, 2015 at 4:48 am #

      What a time to be alive.

  9. Debie July 15, 2015 at 4:56 am #

    then she received the subpoena yesterday. I think she came back without knowing

  10. designsondepp July 15, 2015 at 7:01 am #

    National Affairs shut her big mouth after she continually declared to the press she wouldn’t be going back. Summons served! The time for declarations was when you were handed that slip of paper from customs before exiting the plane Ms. Heard.

  11. Debie July 15, 2015 at 7:24 am #

    she will face court on September 7, it will be required to attend on the day.

  12. goawayjamber July 15, 2015 at 7:44 am #

    Amber taking JD’s name….
    Over five months after she got hitched to Johnny Depp in a tropical paradise, Amber Heard is scrambling to repair their rocky relationship.

    Her first order of business? The 29-year-old is proving her commitment to Depp, 52, by changing her last name.

    PHOTOS: What Trouble? Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Beaming In Brisbane, Shooting Down Reports Of Marital Problems In 8 Clicks

    “She’s keeping her maiden name professionally, but legally, she has changed it to Depp,” an insider tells OK!. “It’s her way of trying to prove to him that she’s in it for the long haul.”

    So far, so good, notes the insider. “Things have calmed down — they’re not fighting and really seem happy!”

    • phonytexanbitch July 15, 2015 at 8:02 am #

      What’s the source on that story? I say it’s a smoke screen on what’s going on in Oz. This is her PR trying to get in front of the bad publicity that is coming. Turdy doesn’t have a committed bone in her body (other than she should BE committed). She can’t commit to a character or to a story in an interview. If she is taking Depp’s name, then it’s just to boost her own visibility or so that she can “speak” for Depp in private or financial matters.

  13. phonytexanbitch July 15, 2015 at 8:03 am #

    And I could legally change my name to Depp if I wanted to. In fact, why don’t we all change our names to Depp legally.

  14. jadejag July 15, 2015 at 8:26 am #

    Deppraved of JohnnyDeppfan.com says this:

    “No news here…just my observations which are up for discussion…

    Amber flew back to Australia on 7/9/15 and we haven’t seen her since then. Johnny’s daily routine of greeting fans after he finishes filming has also stopped since Amber’s return. I guess they have “newlywed things” to do. I certainly am no expert on Amber’s upcoming schedule, but I’m not aware of any other movies she’s signed on to do this year. It makes me wonder if the two of them are holed up trying to make a baby, and she’s not committing to any other projects for the time being in case she gets pregnant. After all, he’s worth far more to her in a divorce if they have a child that he also has to pay child support for.”

    Think it’s her next evil plan? After all he’s already said he’d ‘have 100 if Amber wants that’ – he was just being a giant cheeseball there but he may actually want to have another child, especially if LR and Jack have got estranged. She can easily trap him, it’d force him to stay, no matter what she’s upto, as well as make her richer than she can ever hope to be upon a divorce.

  15. Jane July 15, 2015 at 8:43 am #

    Taking Depp name!? truly independent-free-spirit-women!!

  16. Debie July 15, 2015 at 8:54 am #

    more to put the surname legally she would have to change all documentation, and this delay,It is just stupid

  17. just saying July 15, 2015 at 11:08 am #

    Omg, im lmao big time at the dumbass back in oz being summonsed. Slap the cone of shame on the bitch and throw her in the slammer!

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