Back in Oz

10 Jul

So after Amber Heard insulted the Aussie’s, and said she and Depp would boycott the country.(not visiting ever again) she’s back in Oz after her Magic Mike XX Wide premiers.

Haven’t seen her out and about yet. Maybe she’s under house arrest so that she’ll stay the fuck off the POTC set, where she causes trouble.


19 Responses to “Back in Oz”

  1. Elle July 10, 2015 at 7:03 pm #

    I was annoyed to see on Tumblr a gifset (there’ll be a video somewhere) of Johnny getting given a drawing of Amber and he said to Jerry “It’s mine, I married her”. Ugh. Johnny cut the cord. He seems miserable when he’s with her but then he says things like this?!

    • Andrew July 10, 2015 at 7:53 pm #

      Give a link I wanna see that.

      • phonytexanbitch July 10, 2015 at 8:04 pm #

        My guess, if Depp really meant it, he would have done one of those grateful words and been sweet, but in saying that I’m betting it’s his sarcasm. For him to say to Jerry, It’s mine I married her, sounds like an inside joke and directly fits with Johnny’s humor. It like he knows he had no choice and no one else wanted her. But I haven’t seen it, so that really is just a guess.

    • Andrew July 10, 2015 at 8:01 pm #

      nevermind I got it. We need the vocal influx I’ll find it

    • Marlin July 11, 2015 at 9:37 am #

      I see when Johnny has to say something or to answer something he did not know how or what to say, he makes jokes so he comes out of the situation without saying anything. I think that’s what he did, he avoided having to give any opinion about the painting and about Amber.

  2. Liz July 10, 2015 at 8:25 pm #

    Jerry seems less than amused.

  3. phonytexanbitch July 10, 2015 at 8:33 pm #

    Now that I see that, it’s as funny as hell. Depp is sweating it and it’s is definitely him joking. That bag will get thrown away and both he and Jerry know it.

    • Andrew July 10, 2015 at 8:48 pm #


  4. cindy July 11, 2015 at 12:11 am #

    Although I think his reply is a kidding, especially when he is in Jack sparrow costume, he literally stays in that character, his words have nothing to do with reality, I have to say JDis likely to stay in that mess rather than getting rid of it nowadays. I never question that they will separate some day in the future, but I think there will be a long way to go before that, and we will see more and more mess here and there, disgusting show….

    • SC July 11, 2015 at 9:56 am #

      A lot of people end up being with psychopaths for miserably long periods, until the psychopath drops them like a hot potato and moves on to the next victim.

      She’s a certifiable psychopath and in Depp’s case he probably deserves it.

      This bitch is the extension of the scarves, drinking, the stupid pants and all the other mess he’s going through, a cover before the public. As she’s said ‘he lives his life and she lives her own’ – preferred arrangement for selfish assholes. So yeah she’ll probably be there as long as he remains the douchebag who doesn’t want to grow up and is stuck in the 90’s with the cheeseball rockstar persona. Which might be forever – that is until she grows too old and boring for him and he’s got his next blonde twenty-something starlet claiming to be a fan on a passion project or she moves onto the next victim.

      • Liz July 11, 2015 at 12:54 pm #

        ^yes to this. Sadly I too think he’ll stick it out much, much longer than he should. I think he has a track record of doing that in more stable relationships so why would this one be any different? I also think he just has an attachment to the idea of being married. He proposed to every single woman he was with. I’m fairly certain he asked Vanessa and she said no, he even gave her a ring. I’d take him as incredibly stubborn too.

  5. SC July 11, 2015 at 1:02 am #

    Typical Depp humor…it’s like he’s saying ‘it’s my mess man, i married her, don’t bother’…’keep an eye on him’….because we throw it to the trash only when no one’s looking. Jerry’s face says it all. Someone would give him bitch’s painting only to get a oh-i’m-so-moved reaction from him – turning it into a joke is not a bad way to deal it.

  6. SC July 11, 2015 at 1:40 am #

    Bitch didn’t attend the premiere. Can’t imagine her giving up an opportunity to whore it out for the cameras in yet another sluttish dress, especially in the country her husband is lapping all the attention up. But her big mouth and numbskull must have cost her it. Not because she has any shame but no one wants booing at their premiere, as it is she’s a jinx. So she was leeching it off in Paris as if to say ‘who cares about Australia?’

    But Depp’s in ‘let me kiss and makeup’ mode, so she was probably snuck in back with her monstrous ego tucked between her wobbly legs – the closest they can get to eating the humble pie… ‘fiercely independent spirit…fuck being grounded’ lol, keeping shoving that finger all you can but this is all you are, bitch. A freaking joke.

  7. Elle July 11, 2015 at 3:39 am #

    I found it interesting that Amber was out and about every day in Paris, and Lily Rose and Jack (and Vanessa) were all in Paris at the same time, because LR was in the Chanel couture show. But no pictures surfaced of Amber and the kids. 😉 Thought they were super close? And we know Amber jumps at any opportunity to throw that in our faces, yet no pics surfaced? Obviously, despite being in the same city, they didn’t see each other.

    • cindy July 11, 2015 at 6:42 am #

      Ya…..I have noticed that as well, and I think that’s just great…..

    • Marlin July 11, 2015 at 9:31 am #


  8. Debie July 11, 2015 at 6:47 am #

    I like the fact that she had no private jet, as punishment came through the front door. 😁

    • cindy July 11, 2015 at 6:34 pm #

      Yep, and the two dogs have the privilege to take private jet…interesting

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