My Tits! My Tits!

4 Jul

If ever there was a woman that loved flauting her tits it’s Amber Turd.  All the dresses lately are deep plunge and just tacky. WHY she has a fetish with her own ta tas Is a mystery, but we’re sick of her bad fashion taste. One would think she’d have access to a great stylist now that’s she’s “Mrs. Depp” but no, she’s too stubborn to be told what looks good and what doesn’t. After all she knows everything there is to know. She’s been on the earth a whole 29 years.

No I’m not jumping to conclusions. Every dress, minus the tricycle dress has tried to show her tits. As a matter of fact let me go one further after the next dress photo and prove to you that she thinks the world of her own boobs. Judge for yourselves.

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DO NOT Forget these

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Bitch please.

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22 Responses to “My Tits! My Tits!”

  1. Debie July 4, 2015 at 5:39 pm #

    Amber thank this ring on your finger, without it you would not be invited or to a funeral.

  2. sad for jd July 4, 2015 at 5:39 pm #

    My god…did you see in pictures 2 and 3 she has a mirror reflection. .. I think she missed her callling either porn star but she can’t act or stripper but can’t dance..nude model …can’t be a Victoria secrets model not boobies…wow

    • Andrew July 4, 2015 at 5:47 pm #

      Pickins are getting slim

  3. just saying July 4, 2015 at 5:44 pm #

    LiL tiny mosquito bite of boobs but she thinks she Dolly Parton er sumthing LMAO Her flat, no woman shape to it what so ever, omg Im embarrassed for her ahahaha

  4. Jas July 4, 2015 at 6:03 pm #

    Sad that this woman feels that the only way she can be admired or liked is by showing her nakedness. Notice how when she’s alone, she shows her smugness, yet in those bicycle pics, amongst more established actors, she looks scared, meek and not so fierily independent.

  5. intohim July 4, 2015 at 7:38 pm #

    She’s trying to convince herself that her SMALL TITS are sexy. I had bigger tits when I was 13 years old. haha

  6. Adrienne July 4, 2015 at 11:29 pm #

    Does anybody else experience that? I start to feel literally physical sick when I see these nude pics of her. Don’t know why, I’m not prude or anything and usualy don’t mind looking at a naked woman (I means what’s the deal anyway), but there’s something with these pics that make my stomach turn.
    It’s something about the colour and texture of her skin and the lightning, reminds me of an uncooked chicken and she looks so young on theses pics like a 13/14 year old. If Depp gets turned on by such pics he must have pedo tendencies. Yuck, need to do something else now :(.

    • SC July 5, 2015 at 6:43 am #

      Ok I don’t think one must have pedo tendencies just because they find young faced women/men attractive.. There are many people who have that vulnerable teen-like face(without heavy make-up) even up to their late 30’s (and it has got nothing to do with their personalities), so it’s not fair to slap the pedo label on those who find them attractive. There are whole cultures out there that prefer child-like faces as a beauty standard because it’s probably seen as naive, cheerful, an easygoing personality or whatever.

      The fact that the actual ages of his women are ALWAYS much younger than his and, mainly, the personalities, especially in this bitch’s case, are less savoury just shows he’s a douche-bag whose tastes haven’t grown up. He has sympathized with Roman Polanski (I still think he talked about it only because he was amidst film circle and was asked about it) and many of his friends have had pedophile rumors but all this could just mean he’s yet another Hollywood star who thinks he’s too smart and too cool for common sense. I’m not touching on whether he may or maynot be something but just that none of what’s known means much in that regard and one is not a pedo just because they are attracted to child-faced adults (or almost adults like Winona Ryder, although he might have been a jerk in that case). Personally it undermines what sick-minded scum of the Earth those monsters are.

      As for your question, yes I totally experience that and I’m sure it’s the same with most of us here. And it’s because….

      We know what this bitch is
      She’s loathsome and a psycho
      She’s NOT sexy…AT ALL – just wooden, cold, narcissistic, creepy and even scary (that ‘Tonto’ pic, it’s like the nudity of monsters that’s only meant to repulse the viewers)
      She has a terrible style and a fucking joke when she poses.
      A freaking embarrassment to all the TRULY INDEPENDENT, self-respecting women out there.
      Without make-up and in such unforgiving shots she does look like uncooked chicken.
      Without makeup no one would give her a second look yet she poses and behaves as if she’s the best thing out there – makes you roll your eyes so badly that you get dizzy
      She’s a mess psychologically and is also making someone else’s life toxic including kids….

      I don’t have to give the whole list, so excuse me while I must go and…

      • Adrienne July 5, 2015 at 9:06 am #

        I didn’t imply to accuse Depp of being a pedophile, if he were he would try to get the real stuff. Sorry if it sounded like this. I agree with you that people can look very young even at advanced age, at that this might be attractive, attractive yes but not seductive. Imagining that a 50 year old gets aroused by pictures of a 27 year old that on top looks like 14 on the pics, sorry, can’t help it, it makes me feel very uncomfortable.

        “The fact that the actual ages of his women are ALWAYS much younger than his and, mainly, the personalities, especially in this bitch’s case, are less savoury just shows he’s a douche-bag whose tastes haven’t grown up.”

        I absolutely second that.

      • Andrew July 5, 2015 at 1:24 pm #

        We know what this bitch is
        She’s loathsome and a psycho
        She’s NOT sexy…AT ALL – just wooden, cold, narcissistic, creepy and even scary (that ‘Tonto’ pic, it’s like the nudity of monsters that’s only meant to repulse the viewers)
        She has a terrible style and a fucking joke when she poses.
        A freaking embarrassment to all the TRULY INDEPENDENT, self-respecting women out there.
        Without make-up and in such unforgiving shots she does look like uncooked chicken.
        Without makeup no one would give her a second look yet she poses and behaves as if she’s the best thing out there – makes you roll your eyes so badly that you get dizzy
        She’s a mess psychologically and is also making someone else’s life toxic including kids….

        Bravo!

  7. Minnie1 July 5, 2015 at 8:32 am #

    Trying to outshine her costars by showing lots of skin. Since she doesn’t have intelligence or talent, all she had left is taking off her clothes. She really is a one trick pony. And maybe these photos of her are meant to make Johnny jealous.

    • just saying July 5, 2015 at 1:32 pm #

      And the crazy thing is? You turn her side ways and she has NO boobs, turn her forward and she has NO hips (3rd pic). Chupra has no shape. But man, does she have a big head and HUGE ego. There are real ACTUAL beautiful women out there who are beautiful inside and out. Chupra is fooling herself if she thinks she’s the best of the best. A few suck up articles from the mag rags out there dont make it factual that shes “sunning” or “beautiful” those kinds of fluff are to sell more mags to the perves and clueless. Some of the stuff they write about is pretty funny tho LOL Almost like they are being sarcastic in a way 😉

  8. Jane July 5, 2015 at 9:06 am #

    ThAts the only reason, i think, he is still with her… She play that card…since the beginning SEX!! I dont think JD is a pedo…but a sex addict..yes! And that girl is giving him what he needs (i guess!) but we see clearly that he is not happy cause its not real love!! i wish Depp will find his true soul mate, love with a beautiful, talented artist, charming women… With a sexual chemistry too!!!☺️

  9. Minnie1 July 5, 2015 at 9:40 am #

    On Tom & Lorenzo…one poster said that every time Amber came on screen in Magic Mike, the whole audience groaned.

    • Liz July 5, 2015 at 5:17 pm #

      LOL see, one movie and the whole world knows, she’s dull. Time to fade away Turdy.

  10. Minnie1 July 5, 2015 at 9:45 am #

    Forgot to add, all the guys seem to have arrived back in LA. So where will Chupa be spotted next? Not worth wearing all those revealing dresses when you’re under house arrest.

  11. Lydia July 5, 2015 at 10:52 am #

    She’s gross. And MMXXL is not doing well. Happily off the topic of Turdy tits, does Robin Baum no longer rep JD? The The Michael Singer guy (related to Depp’s atty Marty Singer?) has been doing all the talking to media – he reps the film for Bruckheimer. Baum is usually around and has always been the one to respond for JD but now Singer is responding to JD rumors etc.

    • Liz July 5, 2015 at 5:17 pm #

      According to official sources yes Robin is still Johnny’s publicist. However the reason the Singer guy is responding is because those “rumors” could have been damaging to the production. I think, for the most part, Johnny prefers to stay mum and so we won’t hear from Robin unless he says otherwise. Honestly, they (Bruckheimer and Disney) likely prefer Depp keep his head down and mouth shut on all of this. Especially if there’s any truth to the rumors of his disruptive behavior.

  12. Guest July 5, 2015 at 1:03 pm #

    “It amazes me what is thought about me and my marriage. i never read it myself, but acquaintances let me know what is in circulation.”

    I think we all already knew that Turdy and her friends read through the blogs and sites of what is said about her. She and her people respond to every rumor.

  13. designsondepp July 5, 2015 at 1:19 pm #

    …and I bet she never watches her own movies; when she’s finished her part she’s done. Yeah right

  14. Debie July 5, 2015 at 2:17 pm #

    http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/05/box-office-report-terminator-genisys-magic-mike-xxl this girl is very cold feet, it disrupts everything.

  15. Liz July 5, 2015 at 5:26 pm #

    As for Amber. She’s trying so hard with her “sex appeal” because she knows she has zero else to offer. The world knows it. And even Depp knows it. Someone better will come along, someone with actual spark and he’ll be “smitten” and Heard will fade off into obscurity. Even if she pops out a kid, that obviously won’t hold him for long.

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