No one knows wtf these are…

30 Jun

Ugly, and train wreck is a close second.

 

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43 Responses to “No one knows wtf these are…”

  1. Elle June 30, 2015 at 3:50 pm #

    To be honest, I don’t hate the second one. I think it’s the best she’s looked in a while. But I can’t wait until she fades back into obscurity.

    • sad for jd June 30, 2015 at 6:57 pm #

      I agree…the red dress it the one of her better looks in a while cause some of her other choices were just bad. I think she’s trying to be a fashionista but it’s all wrong.

  2. sloud June 30, 2015 at 3:56 pm #

    The red dress isn’t to awful, but what the hell was she trying to prove with the black wrap around?? She needs to rethink the skill of her stylist, if she has one. That just looks sloppy and tacky.

  3. Liz June 30, 2015 at 5:08 pm #

    eh, i’ve never been a fan of ruffles and to me, that just doesn’t look good on her. Also, side boob is just tacky, you don’t see it from that shot but it’s so much side boob you can see the tape!

  4. Jas June 30, 2015 at 6:27 pm #

    Not a fan of either. And the second dress looks like the neckline was made from red coffee filters.

  5. Guest June 30, 2015 at 6:30 pm #

    She just can’d do high fashion at all. The way she poses just screams pathetic try hard.

  6. Lydia June 30, 2015 at 7:10 pm #

    #2: Where’s Barry Manilow? Srsly- Copa Csbans in the daytime?6

  7. Jdfan June 30, 2015 at 7:24 pm #

    Zero fashion sense. Goes along with her zero talent.

  8. Lydia June 30, 2015 at 7:45 pm #

    Her latest ABC intvw comments: “I’m a gypsy now, living out of a suitcase, constantly on the road. I love the travel, but I don’t like to fight to have anonymity.” Sound familiar? HAHAHAHAHA! And isn’t it funny how they’re always writing about how Ms Turdy Kneesapart “opens up.”

    • Liz June 30, 2015 at 8:34 pm #

      wow! absorbing Depp’s soul… level 9.5!!!… if she gets her fangs in him one last time, there won’t be anything left of him!

      We should predict what comes next…. will she be seen rolling her own cigarettes?

    • ck July 1, 2015 at 7:49 am #

      “It’s been a steady rise in exposure, pressure and accountability over the years. It ebbs and flows. It’s life on the run. I always wanted to be a vagabond. I’m a gypsy now, living out of a suitcase, constantly on the road. I like the travel, but I don’t like to fight to have anonymity.”

      This is word for word quotes from Johnny. “Gypsy, vagabond, on the run, anonymity”, She is not even being sly about it anymore, she is just quoting him out right. Hey Amber did you have to jam as many Johnny quotes in one sentence as possible? Amber you are ridiculous with your ‘fiercely independent spirit’

      If you want anonymity then stay in Texas and marry a plumber you moron!!! You are not fooling anyone you fameho, you love the attention, you thrive on it!!!!!!!

  9. cindy June 30, 2015 at 7:58 pm #

    OMG, always copy, constantly copy…I don’t know if I am just too sensitive about this…but it has been a while for her not to mention anything about JD and AUS, I don’t know if there is simeone stepped in and warned her, or the reporters just did’t ask her all these stuffs, although she just tried desperately to remind people of the fact that she just got married to him by copy and copy.

    • Liz June 30, 2015 at 8:35 pm #

      She was told to shut it on that. Whether by Depp, her publicist or a lawyer. It’s still an open investigation!

  10. Bee June 30, 2015 at 8:18 pm #

    Ugly dresses.
    Although she is a narcissistic she doesn’t know her own body, probably because she sees herself as she would like to be and choosing dresses that don’t fit her.
    With the red dress what she wants to show, that she is a gypsy?
    To me she seems to be the devil himself

  11. Lydia June 30, 2015 at 9:08 pm #

    Maybe the author is the guy she paid to go up to her room cuz the piece seems to say she doesn’t need JD to succeed: she’s an “activist” acting since mid-2000s with several films out this year inc one opposite “OSCAR WINNER Eddie Redmayne.” Even her PR’s given up calling her an “artist.”

  12. Adrienne June 30, 2015 at 10:37 pm #

    Heaven forbid, did they pin a tablecloth over her ass, because the dress was too transparent? I mean what the heck is this construction?
    The second one might be ok on someone like Miranda Kerr, but on big whitish Turdy it looks simply ridiculous. She looks like she fell into a pile of crêpe paper.

    By the way Turd is now singing another tune (Andrew do you want to post on this?), now it’s not just her “looks” that hold her back in her acting career (does she mean her face that looks like pushed in Barbie head ?), it’s also the fact that she’s bi. Oh làlà Ms. Heard, playing the gay card are we again now? That is creative … especially because Hollywood is full of self-proclaimed bisexual actresses. By the way, why do you feel the need to rub your sexuality into everybody’s face, constantly?

  13. Adrienne June 30, 2015 at 10:38 pm #

    Did they pin a tablecloth over her ass, because the dress was too transparent? I mean what the heck is this construction?
    The second one might be ok on someone like Miranda Kerr, but on big whitish Turdy it looks simply ridiculous. She looks like she fell into a pile of crêpe paper.

  14. Adrienne June 30, 2015 at 10:39 pm #

    By the way Turd is now singing another tune (Andrew do you want to post on this?), now it’s not just her “looks” that hold her back in her acting career (does she mean that face that looks like pushed in Barbie head ?), it’s also the fact that she’s bi. Oh làlà Ms. Heard, playing the gay card are we again now? That is creative … especially because Hollywood is full of self-proclaimed bisexual actresses. By the way, why do you feel the need to rub your sexuality into everybody’s face, constantly?

  15. SC July 1, 2015 at 2:18 am #

    Don’t mind ruffles or that red but it’s still boring. However I can understand if ppl find it better compared to that train wreck in the first pic. Indeed, what the fuck is that??? Also her face looks 50 in that. It’s much better in the second one. When her PR will realize she’s neither cool nor talented and WILL NEVER BE Depp or Jolie to get away with wearing any shit???

    If Depp and his people have indeed shut her ass up about the doggygate they better do the same thing about her annoying copycat shit. Unless Depp knows about it and is enabling it (by giving her sycophant interviews and his stuff among other things) because that’s who he is now – an egomaniac owning a real life barbie trophy for showing how much she wants to be like him. Even using the kids to feed his ego.In that case both of them are equally creepy and disgusting and he’s even worse than Tom Cruise. Anyway these assholes must realize NO ONE is swallowing their BS.

  16. Debie July 1, 2015 at 3:34 am #

    watching the film, and Amber is a shame, I as a woman I was disgusted.

  17. Jane July 1, 2015 at 8:01 am #

    Carpets & Candids: Amber’s red dress in London
    June 30, 2015
    Posted at 3:54 PM
    Lainey
    Posted by Lainey
    Tags:
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    Assy Style
    Photos:
    Wenn, NW/ KP/ Elliot/ Splash News
    It’s red and it gives you some side breast and there are ruffles arranged to look like they’ve been slashed so I feel like this might be a popular look for many of you. But I hate it. I hate how jarring the black ribbon looks at the back. I hate how sharply the black shoes contrast at the bottom. I hate that she thinks she’s Scarlett Johansson with the elegance and sophistication of Keira Knightley. As IF.

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    • sad for jd July 1, 2015 at 1:38 pm #

      I think Lainey got that one right. Amber is getting it all wrong, she tries so hard to be this bohemian scarlet wanting all of us to copy her. However all she’s accomplished is that she’s a horrible copycat and can’t quite get it right.
      And Happy Canada Day to all the Canadians.

  18. Jane July 1, 2015 at 8:06 am #

    AS IF…. Two words says it all!!!! Who she thinks she is!!! In Magic Mike she still plays herself…shes not an actress!!! her charcater Zoe is a bisexual-freespirit-hardpartying-girl…lol!!!!Review says she has no chimistry with Tatum and that she is boring… And that she is suppose to sound deep, but she dont!!!!

  19. Minnie1 July 1, 2015 at 8:47 am #

    Read somewhere that the dialogue is mostly improv which is why Amber is playing herself

    Also from US Magazine: “(Only Amber Heard, as a lost-soul photographer kinda-maybe interested in Mike, is a buzzkill and stops the fun cold whenever she appears on-screen.)”

    Maybe that’s why she was not happy at the London premier.

    • Lydia July 1, 2015 at 2:24 pm #

      Interesting that Us Weekly pans her given that the publisher is buds with Depp 😄

  20. designsondepp July 1, 2015 at 9:44 am #

    I think you are right Minnie1…not happy in London. I have the feeling she’s been on the butt end of inside jokes from the rest of the MM cast…most uncomfortable situation turdy.

  21. Debie July 1, 2015 at 9:49 am #

    it is always criticized in every film he does, and yet it behaves as an Angelina Jolie. Disgust.

  22. Adrienne July 1, 2015 at 10:44 am #

    What the “art critics” say (if she is mentioned at all, it’s mainly negative):

    “Amber Heard has an embarrassing role as a rebel without a clue.”

    “The movie consists primarily of two elements: dialogue and performances. The former tends to be long-winded, pretentious, and boring. I nearly zoned out during a lengthy beach conversation between Tatum and Heard in which their supposedly “cute” banter rapidly becomes tiresome. This was intended to establish a non-sexual connection between them but didn’t do a good job of it. ”

    “But it’s hard when the movie’s female characters make even these cartoon men look like portraits of complexity. There’s Amber Heard’s sulky photographer, Zoe, whose red-streaked hair and propensity for walking out of rooms is supposed to signal that she’s deep.”

    “Mike is paired up with the bi-curious Zoe, played by the Johnny Depp’s famous switch-hitting bride, a too-subdued Amber Heard. Their flirtations have a clunky, improvised feel. ”

    “Mike’s romance with a dour stripper-turned-photographer named Zoe (Amber Heard, hiding behind her hair) feels depressingly rote.”

    “(…) and that means Amber Heard playing Mike’s dour love interest. Her Zoe is a perpetually sullen dilettante with whom Mike has zero chemistry and nothing in common.”

    “Mopey hippie dream girl Amber Heard—who is mostly there for Tatum to be charming on—is the audience stand-in for this demographic, all chunky silver rings and delicate star tattoos and eating cake alone because she’s so over it. ”

    “There’s a new what’s-her-name in “XXL”—actually a tattooed, glum, sarcastic photographer named Zoe (Amber Heard), who keeps reappearing at various stages of the strippers’ journey; but she has as little chemistry with Mike here as Cody Horn’s Brooke did in the first picture.”

    • sol July 1, 2015 at 12:27 pm #

      Critics know, and now Chupa ¿Whose fault is that?

      • Adrienne July 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm #

        Theirs of course ;), they only diss her because she is ‘bi-curious’.

  23. Jane July 1, 2015 at 11:41 am #

    But although Tatum does a cool little Flashdance in his toolshed, he never looks 100% comfortable while Amber Heard’s sour-faced wannabe photographer makes for the most miserable love interest this side of Twilight. A performance made for the cutting room floor if ever there was one.

    Lol

  24. Minnie1 July 1, 2015 at 11:51 am #

    Anyone know if there are more premiers, or is she going to be forced to return to Australia, dogless??

    • Debie July 1, 2015 at 12:01 pm #

      Australia Day 6 is the latest release. If she has dignity after criticizing there, she will not.

  25. Debie July 1, 2015 at 11:53 am #

    yes I watched, and is throwing up every scene Amber appears, it’s too bad.

  26. Minnie1 July 1, 2015 at 12:20 pm #

    And is she goes to Australia, I hope shed gets booed. Maybe she’ll be told to stay away.

    So how many minutes is she actually in the film??

    • Debie July 1, 2015 at 12:30 pm #

      is very little, if you blink you’ll barely see it.

  27. Minnie1 July 1, 2015 at 12:21 pm #

    Too many typos….And if she goes to Australia, I hope she gets booed.

  28. Debie July 1, 2015 at 12:36 pm #

    I think she has a problem in the nose, every movie she seems to be clogged with it.

  29. Minnie1 July 1, 2015 at 1:12 pm #

    If you look at the UK Daily Mial photos, there is one of Amber kissing Jada. A wisp of Jada’s hair is blowing across Amber’s top lip–it is a perfect moustache, Can someone who know how to do these things post it? It’s really very funny.

  30. Adrienne July 1, 2015 at 2:23 pm #

    Trying 😉

  31. Minnie1 July 1, 2015 at 2:39 pm #

    Thanks Adrienne!

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