We Speak About That Which We Know

24 Jun

“Takes one to know one, HUNTY!” – Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s Agriculture Minister.

What do you think?

The international incident that shook the world like a Yorkie shaking the greasy fleas off after getting too close to Johnny Depp is not over. Australia is still wondering how Johnny Depp and Amber Heard smuggled their Yorkies, Boo and Pistol, into the country and he could be hit with fines and thrown into prison (yeah right) for not putting his dogs in quarantine. Since this highly serious case is still under investigation, Amber’s high-paid fancy lawyers should’ve told her to keep her mouth lips shut about it. But Amber just couldn’t help herself and had to throw hate at Australia while promoting Magic Mike XXL during a pre-recorded interview on the Australian morning show Sunrise (via E!). Amber said that she and Johnny are probably going to keep their distance from Australia and its attention whorey politicians. RIP Australia’s scarf industry.

What do you think?

“I have a feeling we’re going to avoid the land Down Under from now on, just as much as we can, thanks to certain politicians there. I don’t know, I guess everyone tries to go for their 15 minutes, including some government officials.”

What do you think?

After the clip of Amber’s interview aired on Sunrise’s, the show’s hosts called a trick out. Host David Koch said, “Hollywood types. They think they’re a bit above the law.

When asked for a comment, Australia, who is in the fetal position on the floor, shook its head “no” before it went back to crying Vegemite-flavored tears into a bowl of half-eaten lamington batter. How can it go on knowing that Bracelets McScarfDirt and his dead-eyed wife don’t want to be inside of it? If you need Australia, it’ll be hugging itself while cry singing, “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

What do you think?

So let’s recap: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard broke Australia’s quarantine laws by smuggling in their Yorkies and she’s the one side-eyeing Australia? I would tell her to have a seat, but it’s probably impossible to sit when your head is firmly up your own ass. So, I’ll tell Amber to have a squat. Have a squat, bitch.

Amber Heard Labels Australia’s Agriculture Minister As A Fame Whore


38 Responses to “We Speak About That Which We Know”

  1. Guest June 24, 2015 at 10:10 am #

    Everyone is ripping her to shreds all over gossip blogs! It’s great that people are finally seeing what a moron she is. Like someone wrote in the other post, Turdy keeps digging her own grave.

  2. Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 10:52 am #

    Either she’s deliberately throwing Johnny under the bus, or she’s so hungry for fame and publicity, that she’ll make a complete and utter fool of herself in order to get recognition.

    It will be interesting to see how well received Magic Mike will be in Oz. I hope that she gets booed during her scenes.

    By the way the UK Daily Mail (as unusual) has photos of Amber, that renown intellect, and Mommy going to the Natural History Museum. Looks like Mommy has her firmly leashed, but will she follow her to London?

    • sad for jd June 24, 2015 at 1:22 pm #

      Interesting as someone has commented that Amber’ father has a friend that’s a journalist that works at DM.

  3. ck June 24, 2015 at 11:10 am #

    Here are some of the comments, they are finally seeing the truth. I know you have probably seen most of these but I find them too funny not to share.

    “I don’t know, I guess everyone tries to go for their 15 minutes”
    Says the extra from Zombieland that had 2 minutes of screen time and sunk her giant jaw into Johnny Depp while filming a Hunter S. Thompson film.

    “Saw her on Jimmy Fallon last night. Boring as toast and brains that could rival a box of rocks. At one point Jimmy Fallon and Seth Macfarlane (his earlier guest) just started taking shots at her because it was obvious it was turning into a bore. Every joke went over her head. It was painful.”

    “A Dingo ate her brain.”

    “Says Amber “Desperatu” Heard.

    “This chick is scary as fuck. Would not be surprised if Depp ends up dead of a “suicide” or “overdose”.

    OMG and the clips that people are posting are hilarious!!

    PS I hate they do not realize she meant her and the dogs, not her and Johnny. Oh’ well maybe this will wake Johnny up. Sorry ole pal you picked her. “Smart as a tack”, “She is a smart and brilliant woman with a lot to say and that can be devastating”, boy you got that right Johnny.

    • Andrew June 24, 2015 at 1:18 pm #

      “She is a smart and brilliant woman with a lot to say and that can be devastating”, boy you got that right Johnny.

      This is the quote I brought up several times, when he made it, because it really seemed he was making a dig towards her ( or a foreshadowing of what was to come)

      • sad for jd June 24, 2015 at 2:37 pm #

        I remember Depp saying that in an interview. …I wasn’t sure how to interpret that comment, to me it sounded like a backhanded comment.
        I guess fast forwarding to today , we or some us know what he meant. My question is if he knew she was the person she is, why would he want to have a relationship with this person. ..real or not. He still has to spend time an energy with her and the people she is associated with….and it appears that his closeness friends are not around like they use to….to me if I was Johnny Depp I would be with someone that pleasant, interesting, has a good sense of humor not just a pretty fame whore.

        • Andrew June 24, 2015 at 6:22 pm #

          because having an “relationship” would go into being pressured into it. WHy? Don’t know, from who? Don’t know.

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 4:35 pm #

      So it seems the cyber bitch slap has gone full force. And really, Turdy did it to herself. More epic comments from DM…

      “Seth MacFarlane made mincemeat of her. Tore right through her pompous dialogue.”

      “she acts as though she is better than everyone and is incredibly boring in her interviews. imagine the interview without Seth McFarlane there bringing the laughs.”

      “There is something about her that is so unlikable.”
      “Pretty and yet incredibly boring and irrelevant.”
      “Never really nearly as hot in person/on talk shows as she is in her movies.”

      “She is living off Johnny’s fame and celebrity status.”
      “…and his platinum card 🙂 ”

      “She doesn’t have her own personality she changes for every man she goes out with, shame” – This one really picks up on the psychopathy, I love that.

      And then there’s this “…wonder what mom thinks about her son in law being her age.”

      ha I mean come on, we know what she thinks “$$$$$$$$$”

      Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3137403/Amber-Heard-keeps-chic-black-maxi-skirt-plain-white-T-shirt-goes-sightseeing-New-York-City-mother-Paige-Parsons.html#ixzz3e19PlgA9

  4. SC June 24, 2015 at 11:44 am #

    There is also a strange angle to this – Depp could be pleased in a certain way despite all the negative light shone on him for now. His fan base works in a way where they only care about Depp and if the next movie is a hit, even a moderate one, it will all be forgotten. That’s how the ass-licking Hollyweird and the star-struck public work.

    However with Bimbo this will be more prominent, the lens through which people would see her for a long time because she’s not established or loved like Depp. So how can Depp possibly be pleased?? In case of a divorce, his PR doesn’t even has to try hard to show who’s the bitch – you know the whole ‘he did everything he can but Amber became the biggest bitch ever since she got the ring – fame got to her head and they can forever quote this – so poor poor Johnny’s heart broke’ story. Since JD was not even here and still smoothing it out there it will be possible for JD fans to leave him out as well (nevermind that both of them broke the law together). That’s how A-list fanbases work.

    Before this both of them were targeted together but with this dumbass act she’s turned the wrath towards her in particular. The comments sections show. If Depp knows the game he’ll probably just be silent and work on saving all the positive hype he’s getting for Black Mass and securing the POTC appeal, keep schmoozing with fans and ‘show love’ for Australia,.and silently begin the separation process while the whole thing plays out on its own at the expense of the bitch.

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 4:48 pm #

      You may have a point. He may be letting her hang herself.

      Also, Johnny knows who his audience aka “the boss” is.. and the last thing that man can do right now is publicly indicate he’d rather his wife keep her mouth shut. I mean, that would be considered SO sexist of him to imply that he should dictate what she can say.

      Although in Turdy’s case, I think all women would agree… muzzle that bitch!

      But it is wrong and unfair that HER words, taken wrongly out of context, now indicate HIS feelings on a situation that is hurting his public image though he hasn’t said anything bad about Australia. Johnny’s a smart business man, he knows “never complain, never explain.” He’s keeping his mouth mostly shut (aside from the “get a couple pets whoops” comment) and yet, between Turdy and so called “friends” he’s being painted as a pretentious asshole who finds this all to be just a joke. Now I’m sure, he thought the media frenzy was silly and rightfully so, there are far, far more important things the media should be focusing on than sending in some choppers to get pictures of two dogs. And Joyce’s comment’s were immature and moronic as well BUT that doesn’t change the fact that yes, they were caught breaking a law.

      I don’t excuse his part, whatever it may have been, in the actual crime, but I also don’t think he deserves to be hit with public ridicule for something he has not said and most likely does not feel!

      I’m hoping this IS in fact Chupa digging her own grave.

      I could have easily had formed a response that framed the ridiculousness of Joyce’s words and the over reaction of the media while remaining humble and apologetic for the incident. But then, I actually do have a brain, morals and am not a narcissistic. But in truth, silence was the way to go. Or simply “the dogs are fine. they are home.”

      Clearly Turdy either doesn’t have a publicist, needs a new one, or doesn’t listen when she’s advised!

  5. Debie June 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm #

    then I see it as bright and spontaneous, and need not be interviewed together when you’re a star.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0dtn1BNQOA

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 3:33 pm #

      There’s a young woman who’s smart as a tack, a great personality, down to earth, a real southern belle and oh yeah she’s charismatic and not dead in front of a camera… so, a star. Despite what you think of her work, she’ll be around for a long time. Oh and her looks don’t seem to be holding her back at all. Turdy will never touch that.

  6. Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 1:20 pm #

    One of the comments about Amber from the DList board:

    “Well that’s the best news I’ve heard in a long time! Hurrah. No more avoiding Brisbane when you follow your husband? Till that damn pirates number 4265437 is done with its filming here.
    Never come back, drowsy face.
    After hearing some of the behaviour you display towards the people here ,most Australians don’t tolerate being treated like shit, especially by over rated famewhores.
    Amber look up the term Tall Poppy Syndrome. Australia loves to cut a bitch down.”

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 4:51 pm #

      Tall Poppy Syndrome – a perceived tendency to discredit or disparage those who have achieved notable wealth or prominence in public life.

      LOL good one.

  7. sad for jd June 24, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

    So Pistol goes where A TURD goes…correct. I hope the British border security heard that comment so regardless if she brings her purse rat or not, they goes as far as a rectal search for her and her guests…cause you know she doesn’t do her own dirty work.
    oh please Amber ….PLEASE return to Australia. ..if she was upset last time, wait for the next search to commence…but I think Bruckheimer told her to stay home after her last visit. ..but the Australian government may want the Doogie smuggler to appear in court for her crimes…who I can only hope for her to get someone to get her to eat her own ass alive.

  8. Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 2:00 pm #

    Along with all the (well deserved) nastiness being hurled at Heard… she is now routinely being called: “celebrity”, “Hollywood type”, “Mrs. Depp”, “Depp’s wife”, “movie star”, “actress”.

    In other words, Fameho has arrived.

    • phonytexanbitch June 24, 2015 at 2:03 pm #

      True, and hopefully with her “arriving”. Depp can now depart her. Once she gets there she doesn’t need him any more. I know wishful thinking….

      • Liz June 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm #

        well, they do always move on… though it may be hard to image a better mark than Depp, the simple fact is, boredom kicks in as soon as said mark has been worn out… and he sure seems to be wearing thin already. Maybe that was her reason to rush the wedding, drain the last bit out of him she possibly could!

    • Andrew June 24, 2015 at 2:24 pm #

      fameho LOL Oh yeah she’s arrived. LOL

      • phonytexanbitch June 24, 2015 at 2:33 pm #

        I can’t believe that she thinks it’s a good idea to play the vamp card in a selfie with a teenage kid, he looks to be about the age of her “stepkids”. We all keep blaming Depp’s perversions, but maybe it’s just all her perversions. She doesn’t know how to say no and she doesn’t know how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I’m thinking that further supports the psychopathy theory.

      • sad for jd June 24, 2015 at 2:53 pm #

        Talking about Amber and her use of Depp’s children. ..when I saw this picture it didn’t make sense but kids are kids. Jack posted this picture a week ago ‘we’re going to come’…and as an adult it has a meaning I didn’t want to think of but after Amber’s comments about her daddy doing construction on her house this picture makes more sense.
        I would like to know how others would interpret the comment with the picture.

        • Andrew June 24, 2015 at 6:21 pm #

          Looks like construction to me.

      • Adrienne June 24, 2015 at 3:39 pm #

        LMFAO, is it possible to look more retarded than that. She looks like a bad caricature of Jessica Rabbit :D.

      • Liz June 24, 2015 at 3:49 pm #

        yikes. that’s all kinds of terrible. lol

      • Liz June 24, 2015 at 4:12 pm #

        @ Amber’s selife “Oh please don’t put me in the Barbie, sex pot box.” Poses in a sexy manner complete with pout for fans.

        This creature clearly is not interested in re branding herself. She knows she’s just a Hollywood fuck object and that is where she shall stay. Good girl Chupa. Stay on course.

  9. TheRaven June 24, 2015 at 2:26 pm #

    For the love of God, I know lights can shadow but please, make sure the moustache isn’t showing in the uplighting.

    • sad for jd June 24, 2015 at 2:42 pm #

      It looks like she has handlebars….not to say I could look better.😐

  10. Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 3:25 pm #

    Re the picture…maybe something innocent like we’re going to come and get you in this backhoe (or whatever it is). What I’m curious about: is the kid hanging out with Amber’s father and doing construction with him at “her house”? If so, then her whole family seems to be digging in (so to speak), trying to become indispensable, and making themselves part of the Depps’ every day lives.

    And maybe Jack needs a father figure around.

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 3:49 pm #

      um no. Daddy Heard is not operating that thing. Maybe it is at the compound and that’s how Jack got in there but it seems more likely that he snuck in that. Also, why on earth would Johnny’s kids be hanging around his house when their father is in OZ? That goes with Lily’s photos of the “mystery manor” too, they were posted in the time frame where Johnny and Turdy aren’t even in the country. Sorry but I doubt Vanessa would be cool with that at all.

      As for his comment, he doesn’t use the best grammar sometimes so I read very little into that. I would say he meant “here we come.” This is also one reason I question the legitimacy of that account, I know he’s only 13 but the grammar sounds more like a non native American speaker.

      This could be a friends house, in both instances. That’s what I thought anyways. At some point we should see more official photos of this new “compound.” Where are the paparazzi? I mean, they know where Johnny’s other homes are, why not this one?? Seems suspect. Especially if his kids have been hanging around it and the Heard family. Red flag.

      Although it could be that Johnny is having those other properties renovated in preparation for selling off that estate as well. That’s what I’m watching for. But again, why would his children be there without his presence, are we really willing to imply daddy Heard is watching them??? me thinks not.

      • Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 4:25 pm #

        I imagine he’s close enough to bilingual, and might be translating from one or the other subconsciously.
        Strange though she mentions construction when Jack is on a site in a vehicle. I always assume that she knows the effect of her actions or words.

  11. Liz June 24, 2015 at 3:50 pm #

    “Takes one to know one, HUNTY!” – Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s Agriculture Minister.

    Please tell me he really said that!? LOL if so, where’s that damn clip! HAHA

    • Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 4:30 pm #

      Really meant to say nothing is ever a coincidence with Madame la Chupa.

  12. Mango June 24, 2015 at 5:24 pm #

    Quit dragging this out with childish arguing…
    Either fine Depp or move on/ it’s apparent not much else is going to come from it…

    The Amber Hour is about done… The best line Depp could give her and himself… Bye bye blackbird

  13. designsondepp June 24, 2015 at 6:44 pm #

    It was never too late to indirectly apologize for the misunderstanding, but that is something Amber Heard does not understand. Instead, she throws new fuel on a fire that was dying down. I’m sure she is of the mindset it’s us against them because you’re Johnny Depp and I married to you. I have no doubt there was a Disney/Depp meeting, after all this is business, and also there are friendships through years of collaboration. By reopening the wound, she just made herself poison to the industry which is far more important to a career than any fan base. It was bad enough she’s considered a homewrecker, which doesn’t sit well with the wives of directors ( ask Kristen Stewart about that turdy), but she will now be a loose cannon that can’t be trusted to have the integrity to adhere to moral and ethical principles necessary in any industry. The acting community will not want to work with her. If she had talent, she’d be given a pass as a profitable box office draw. No one is going to put up big money to back her now. She’s done.

    I certainly can’t accurately guess at the mindset of Johnny regarding his career at this point, but I do believe if he cares to continue, even in a lesser capacity, the distancing from Heard needs to start now. From the start of POTC 5 his actions, irregardless of whose fault, has done severe damage to his reputation within the industry. He can help salvage that because he is a talent and has been sincerely liked by his peers and fans. No one judges personal problems and understands because we are human and suffer the same pitfalls. However, Heard’s presence from day one in Johnny’s life has been a catastrophic implosion of himself.

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 9:49 pm #

      ^ this, so beautiful put. Cheers!

      I especially love this last bit…
      “He can help salvage that because he is a talent and has been sincerely liked by his peers and fans. No one judges personal problems and understands because we are human and suffer the same pitfalls. However, Heard’s presence from day one in Johnny’s life has been a catastrophic implosion of himself.”

      I think I shall include that in the Dear Johnny letter and care package that we must clearly begin assembling now, including a full guide to recovering from a Chupacabra attack.

  14. designsondepp June 24, 2015 at 7:13 pm #

    It’s ok Johnny, really it is….FILE FOR DIVORCE

    Nick Cage & Lisa Marie Presley married 108 days
    Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock married 122 days
    Cher and Greg Allman 10 days
    Jennifer Lopez and Chris Judd married 218 days

    and we still like them, well most of them anyways! (not sure I know who Chris Judd is)

    • Liz June 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

      ^ LOL yes.

      And I believe Britney Spears was once married for like 2 days. haha

      • Minnie1 June 25, 2015 at 6:20 am #

        He’s destructive and she helps destroy him. Maybe this is the attraction?

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