Tonight Show

23 Jun

Her Jokes were weak. Seth and Jimmy stole the show and her shine.

MY HOUSE, not our, MY


42 Responses to “Tonight Show”

  1. designsondepp June 23, 2015 at 9:55 am #

    Well, it probably is her house; part of her contract. It will be interesting to see how unique this house is, and we will as she will make sure of that. Now I am not talking about square footage or grandeur, I’m talking about the personality of the house. Is it idiosyncratic as all of Depp’s other properties? If not, then clearly he has nothing to do with this house and it truly is hers.

  2. Debie June 23, 2015 at 10:12 am #

    Last year I read that Johnny had built a new house, around one year ago. So sucks goat has nothing of it.

  3. Debie June 23, 2015 at 10:13 am #

    well now have to assume that if she said ” our ” would seem that it was her and Dad heard.

    • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 12:32 pm #

      Eh you’re probably correct LOL

  4. cindy June 23, 2015 at 10:34 am #

    But she also said Johnny moved out to stay with her, they have new compact somewhere, I assume that her father may live in her old house, not the one with JD, but probably very close to each other.

    • cindy June 23, 2015 at 10:35 am #

      Sorry, new compound as she said….

  5. KC June 23, 2015 at 10:45 am #

    Obnoxious twit! “10th century Persian poet”. Love how Seth called her on it w/ his “Battle of Hastings” comment. It went way over her head as I have no doubt she knows nothing of the battle of Hastings. Both Jimmy & Seth were mocking her. Although I’m sure she felt she was charming and witty.

    • Adrienne June 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm #

      Yeps, she’s so dumb and full of herself, she doesn’t even get it when people make fun of her and her sheer endless stupidity. You really wonder why she isn’t constantly hoovering 10 inches over ground, as surely the concentration of what’s in her head must be lower than air. Or maybe it’s just her pighead that prevents her skull from crumbling because of the vacuum that’s inside of it?

  6. Minnie1 June 23, 2015 at 10:46 am #

    Why would anyone want to live in a Chupa lair??

    She is desperately trying to separate him from any vestiges of his past life so that she can control him solely and entirely. He’d better wake up soon and spit out this piece of poisonous apple.

    • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 12:32 pm #

      yep something ain’t right.

  7. Jas June 23, 2015 at 11:16 am #

    Not so independent. She mimicked Johnny in the way she responded to questions. (only badly)
    She can’t do anything on her own unless it’s scripted. And even then, she sucks.

  8. Jas June 23, 2015 at 11:17 am #

    And what kind of MMXXL video clip was that? That was the best example of her part in the film?

    • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 12:30 pm #


  9. Mango June 23, 2015 at 11:17 am #

    I didn’t even finish it.
    She is shaming her and her family in a bad way….

    The tattoos don’t seem significant to her at all, just a way to make her look like a novelist- & it doesn’t seem she is very well read at all…. I don’t think she really knows what she should do…. She has buried herself up to her neck and it’s starting to wreak how superficial she is….

    No, from the way she talks, she is talking about a place of her own- nothing to do with John…. Her dad would not be working on it if it were his….

    I think there is a split coming up- she is trying to build herself up without him as much as she can… So it seems.

  10. Sue June 23, 2015 at 11:41 am #

    She just can’t ad lib. No comic timing or tone. Comes off so stiff in interviews. So pretentious

    • Minnie1 June 23, 2015 at 4:14 pm #

      You’re right-one hell of a natural actor! And smart too!

  11. Daenerys Targaryen June 23, 2015 at 11:46 am #

    That Talentless Twat can build her Downton Abbey Estate. This motion however will NOT get her the Refinement, Class, Social Standing or A-List Status she desperately seeks. Her Malignant Sexual Narcissism is getting out of control it is very much in evidence in this excerpt. I wonder if she Googled “Top 10 Scintillating Topics to Discuss on TV to Sound Intelligent” She adds NOTHING to the Zeitgeist at all. Why the fuck her people or Johnny’s haven’t been more harsh with her I have no idea if I was a member of his camp I would recommend No Contact with Chupa. This would be for the best for everyone and she needs Psychological help but due to the MSN (Malignant Sexual Narcissism) Narcs do not handle losing well and they do not do well in Therapy so when this ends and it will Depp had better gear up for one hell of a battle. Lastly, good luck Bitch because Goldigging Talentless Famewhores can NOT be The Lady of The Manor.

    • sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 2:12 pm #

      Well said…very much like the last sentence. She’s no lady.

  12. Minnie1 June 23, 2015 at 11:59 am #

    So Omar Khayyám was born on 18 May 1048 and died on 4 December 1131. So how does this make him “10th century”???

    • Something Stinks June 23, 2015 at 5:02 pm #

      She’s an idiot?

  13. sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 2:37 pm #

    I know I sent a comment last night after I watched the show…and I said that she commented that her daddy is working on her house….so I did hear correctly.
    They couldn’t have picked a better person to be sitting by turdy…jimmy and Seth were having a good time with turdy’s tats….and she kept digging a bigger hole each time she opened her mouth 😀😁.
    I didn’t get what Seth said about her daddy being at the junket…but they were laughing. …boy they were lucky daddy turdy wasn’t there …..
    but the leash is still on…her parents seem to be keeping an eye on her….sorry but I can’t believe her father didn’t get his picture taken …perhaps he was told to quit being a fame whore as well.
    so who will go to London with chupacabra. …will it be her sister? But I don’t think she can control the Turd mester.
    I’m guessing that she was told to behave and she shot her mouth off …I guess Jimmy didn’t give a shit about her puppies just her tats…..that was her best interview to date….I don’t watch Jimmy but Seth is bad …but I like him. …now he’s as sharp as a tack…
    Lastly it was said that Lily posted pictures of the new home….there were ones inside of house and about a month later there were ones outside a house. …where they pictures of Johnny’s new house or turdy’s house….I’m so confused.

    • Debie June 23, 2015 at 3:07 pm #

      When was it that Lily would have posted?

      • Liz June 23, 2015 at 3:31 pm #

        The only photos of a house I recall Lily posting was not a house, it was a small “bungalow” and I am fairly certain it was a small place she was staying in whilst filming Yoga Hosers (that’s the time frame) it was for her and had nothing to do with Turdy or Johnny. It was not private enough nor big enough for the family.

        She hasn’t appeared to have been there again since that time frame.

      • sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 5:17 pm #

        I found the two pictures I was talking about….
        The outside pictures was 7 weeks ago and her said ‘manor time’
        The inside picture I with Amelia 8 weeks ago and it said ‘devilish girls at play’
        Not Sure if they mean anything but someone posts it was a picture of Johnny and turdy’s new home….

  14. Liz June 23, 2015 at 3:26 pm #

    I caught the last part of this last night and just thought she was dull and boring as usual. Clearly I didn’t miss much from the beginning either.

    I did think one of 2 things happened, either Depp told her to keep her mouth shut about him, doggie gate and OZ or Amber really does understand the difference in audiences of the “big time” and she’s editing herself.

    She’s still not funny, lacks any charisma, and seems smug and spoiled. It just left me wondering yet again, what the hell Depp sees in this thing!

    Also Seth’s joke about her Dad, I’m fairly certain it was sexual in nature… meaning her dad was “in and out” of the male strippers. 😉 That’s why she basically threatened “I hope you never meet him.”

    The “MY house” comment very telling.

    And I still don’t get what kind of “independent” women needs one or both of her parents, a sister or friends with her EVERYWHERE she goes! I mean, does this woman go anywhere alone? Seems like not.

    Oh and as for her “role” and in that movie, she said he told her to do anything she wanted with it and judging from that clip she chose to be a smug, smartass who tries to sound smart and dresses like an edgy, bohemian, artist complete with tattoos, crazy hair and lots of jewelry Depp). So yeah she’s just playing herself in that movie (and stealing JD’s look), that’s how creative she is! Such an artist, I can hardly wait to see it… NOT! LOL

    • sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 5:27 pm #

      Thanks Liz. ..I didn’t hear what Seth said…but I bet he would make daddy sound backward as well.
      Seth is so funny, I won’t want to be on the other end of his humor. Turdy didn’t win that match.
      He called her out on her Bullshit…she’s so easy…I almost felt sorry for her cause she didn’t get it….
      She made it sound that she’s such a wonderful actress that she can write her own role… sounds like she trying to portray what Johnny does with his roles…ppppplease.
      I really hope this is over or johnny will finance a movie for her….she can direct and act at the same time…what a shit show that will be…..

      • phonytexanbitch June 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm #

        Her directing and acting, alright trying to, I’d pity anyone one that set, all they would here is her “People need to stop looking at me, I can’t concentrate with people looking at me!” Then she’d run to Sugar Daddy Depp, “Nobodies listening to me they are ruining my moviiiieeeeee”….

      • sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 5:56 pm #

        Are you sure she would run to daddy depp and not daddy turdy…..Daddy depp pays the bills and daddy turdy is her protector…six shooters and all…riding a pony to boot.

  15. Liz June 23, 2015 at 3:45 pm #

    And now thanks to her mouth and the media clearly not paying attention to context, this is the story:

    No, no, no! She said her and HER DOGS will be avoiding the land down under.

    I really would love to see a video of a fan or the media in OZ asking Johnny about this. Can’t imagine his reaction to this so called boycott he has unwittingly become part of! Would be great if that reaction includes tossing her ass under the bus finally.

    Cause from the looks of things, Johnny is happy in Australia and for now, they still love him!

    So will one or both of them be forced to apologize OR will people pay her words no mind?

  16. sonia June 23, 2015 at 4:15 pm #

    So smug…Did anyone else notice how many times she looked at her wedding rings, more towards the end of the interview, as if to say “I am married to Johnny Depp now, aren’t you going to ask me about my marriage?? ” I honestly don’t know why or how he is dealing with this leach.

    • Minnie1 June 24, 2015 at 9:07 am #

      Just noticed that–good catch. Also at one point she extends that finger upwards, but neither of the men notices her hints. She must have been annoyed that she was denied the opportunity of refusing to talk about her marriage to Johnny Depp .

  17. just saying June 23, 2015 at 5:58 pm #

    She seems very loopy. Like she cant comprehend what they are talking about or how to answer. Johnny thinks SHE’S sharp as a tack? OMG LMAO I think they should both just go to Shady Pines now and stop with the buying/selling homes crap.

  18. Yaya June 23, 2015 at 8:11 pm #

    Turd is trying so hard to mimic Johnny’s BAD “accent” now and she really needs to donate some of that chin to someone in need as she has one big enough for two. I bet her mother is with her due to Johnny’s insistence. We know she is unable to behave and and come off as classy in NYC. (or anywhere else) He’s a control freak and he’s directing the show now for the whole pitiful herd.

    • Liz June 23, 2015 at 9:06 pm #

      Why would Depp even bother? Honestly, if he feels nothing for this woman I’m at a loss as to what he is getting out of this freak show. If he just wanted a placeholder or arm decoration he could’ve chose someone who knows how to keep her mouth shut to begin with. He gains nothing from being associated with this idiot, nada.

      Everyone of her friends and family are now just leeching from him. I mean, her parents are now traveling all over so I guess they have no jobs either. Unless you want to count Daddy Turdy “renovating” her house. Surely he’s preparing it for those heirs he desperately wants her to pop out! I don’t like how these people seem to be free loading and spending money like they are so secure. It seems they feel they either have an endless line to Depp’s credit OR did they get their payoff already???

      I would be interested to know if the Heard family has any history of money troubles and bankruptcy. It wouldn’t shock me at all to find out that Turdy was doing all this to be the “perfect” daughter and save daddy from the poor house. She clearly doesn’t give 2 shits about Johnny and I honestly don’t even think she’s attracted to him. But then psychopaths don’t really feel attraction, just see a mark!

  19. Yaya June 23, 2015 at 8:13 pm #

    Angelina must throw up in her mouth a little every time she sees her. I would love to be a fly on that wall.

    • Liz June 23, 2015 at 9:09 pm #

      LOL oh you think Angelina knows this twat even exists?? She’d probably go “Amber who?” And when you said Depp’s wife she’d go “his lovely French woman?” Cause when Depp and Jolie worked together he was still with Vanessa and she was seen visiting with the kids. Jolie probably knows little about Johnny’s life since then. I don’t believe they’re really “friends” or even stay in touch.

      I would love to see Angie give Turdy a lesson or two though, that would be amusing!

      • sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 9:59 pm #

        We just need turdy to quote Angie cause she really hates it when people talk like they know her…

  20. sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 10:20 pm #

    Does anyone know who this guy is with amber?

    • phonytexanbitch June 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm #

      Is that Paul Bettany?

      • Andrew June 24, 2015 at 9:53 am #

        Looks like him

  21. Debie June 24, 2015 at 5:33 am #

    when a presenter talks about tattoos and family, means the irrelevance of the respondent.

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