FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

22 Jun

MY FUCKING EYES!!

WHY does she have such a “fat face”??? I’m starting to believe even more that when she has a photo shoot they airbrush and thin her down. These are taken without all that junk.

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The Lines! For someone in their late 20s?! WOW

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18 Responses to “FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!”

  1. TheRaven June 22, 2015 at 6:18 pm #

    Uh yeah. It’s called airbrushing and yes they do that. Everyone doing a shoot gets it. even Johnny. YET, some angles are more flattering that others. SHE KNOWS which ones are and aren’t. Unfortunately when you’re just getting photos taken as you have body and facial movements, there isn’t a photo editor to pick the best ones. ALSO SEE: Photos above. That’s why taking candids aren’t the greatest for some people. Here’s the deal. Photographs are 2d, we are 3D. Some people have to have a little help (airbrushing or slimming) some people look better in person than in photos simply because of how light plays off them and their features, other’s look better in photos than in person. Again unfortunately I think the latter is what we see with Amber Heard. ( I do not mean this as a dig) It is what it is.

    • Andrew June 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm #

      If THAT above looks better than in person, I don’t know what to say. I have noticed that on video and in photos like the ones above she looks different than in her photo shoots or play of the camera in films.

  2. designsondepp June 22, 2015 at 6:57 pm #

    Without the help of professional makeup artists and photographic tricks, she’s just an average pretty girl and IMO a lazy one at that. When she was younger and lost her baby fat, she was slim. That’s youth. Now her body lacks muscle tone and strength noticeable in her ‘home videos’ without airbrushing. Given her personality type, she is probably one who binges on food and alcohol and then starves. Without excercise it eventually doesn’t work. She isn’t physically fit for a 29 year old let alone someone who is in the glamour business.

    • Andrew June 22, 2015 at 7:25 pm #

      Well we can’t say (for those that believe this farce of a relationship) that Depp judges on looks. That can’t be it.

      • Adrienne June 23, 2015 at 5:58 pm #

        Lol, no it’s all about the inner values and deep conversations. Heaven forbid, what a charade this ‘marriage’ is.
        But then maybe he likes them with childlike chubby cheeks πŸ˜‰ and to cite Austen “And then, he may prefer a stupid wife, as have many men before him.”.

  3. just saying June 22, 2015 at 8:31 pm #

    Woah, the major luggage under the eyes and wrinkles, eesh, looks scurry. Ick!!!

  4. Liz June 22, 2015 at 10:20 pm #

    She’s unwell. Her look, her voice, she’s either exhausted or just plain ill. So sad for her. Remember that Elle interview at the end she said she was fighting off something with sheer will power (another completely narcissistic comment) well, this time she must be loosing. LOL

    It’ll just be too bad if Turdy can’t finish making the rounds because she comes down with something… perhaps karma is catching up with her… stop eating Johnny’s soul, I bet you’ll perk right up Succubus!

  5. phonytexanbitch June 22, 2015 at 10:27 pm #

    Doubt it, but only because they are saying she’s a unique beauty and they are saying that she is getting a lot of TV and movies right now. Turdy is getting much of anything right now.

  6. Debie June 23, 2015 at 5:31 am #

    fans at the door was for Selena Gomez. The Amber swearing fans it’s her. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 4:48 pm #

      Debie, where was the fans waiting for Selena not Amber???

  7. Anon June 23, 2015 at 7:09 am #

    She slipped up.

    • SC June 23, 2015 at 10:12 am #

      lol!

  8. Minnie1 June 23, 2015 at 7:22 am #

    She’s being kept on short leash. By whom? She’ll be in London soon. Wonder if she’ll be equally demure there?

  9. designsondepp June 23, 2015 at 9:34 am #

    wonder if Big Daddy or Little Mommie will accompany their 29 year old child to keep her in line…

  10. Bee June 23, 2015 at 10:49 am #

    In NYC, Turdy tried to improve her image taking her parents with her (a family girl, lol), trying to be more friendly and taking pictures with people on the street.
    And clearly you see her huge cheeks.
    But she couldn’t erase all the damage she has done in previous interviews.


    • Something Stinks June 23, 2015 at 4:53 pm #

      Holy shiiiiiit she is whacked out on something in these pics.

  11. Something Stinks June 23, 2015 at 4:43 pm #

    Bulimia face – look it up. I’ve thought this for a while now.

  12. sad for jd June 23, 2015 at 4:55 pm #

    I don’t think that she’s ugly but she actions are very ugly….

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