Amber Heard SLAMS Barnaby Joyce

22 Jun

Amber Heard has spoken out about the DogGate scandal that saw her and Johnny Depp’s Yorkshire terriers Pistol and Boo threatened with euthanasia during their May stay in Australia.

Speaking to Sunrise at a Magic Mike XXL press junket in the US, the 29-year-old took a thinly veiled shot at Minister for Agriculture Barnaby Joyce, saying:

‘I have a feeling we’re going to avoid the land Down Under from now on, just as much as we can, thanks to certain politicians there.’

‘I guess everyone tries to go for their 15 minutes [of fame], including some government officials,’ she added.

Mr. Joyce, 48, targeted Heard and her actor partner Depp- who is still is in Australia to film the next Pirates Of The Caribbean film- after the duo failed to declare their dogs Pistol and Boo to customs.

He threatened at the time: ‘Mr. Depp has to either take his dogs back to California or we’re going to have to euthanise them,’ infamously adding ‘it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off to the United States.’

It’s believed that the Hollywood A-listers had to fork out around $300,000 to charter a flight for the dogs back to LA in time.

When asked for a comment, a spokesman for Mr. Joyce said: ‘The Department of Agriculture is investigating what appears to have been a breach of Australia’s biosecurity laws in May 2015.’

‘Both Minister Joyce and the Department takes these breaches seriously and the investigation into the matter is continuing.’


46 Responses to “Amber Heard SLAMS Barnaby Joyce”

  1. Minnie1 June 22, 2015 at 2:03 pm #

    Baby is mad ’cause the big mean man didn’t let her have her own way and she’s gonna get even with him for this…

    I mentioned this before…this halfwit didn’t take her dogs to London due to quarantine restrictions, but is offended when Australia enacts the same law. However, given her mental health issues, perhaps she can’t be held responsible for the arrogant dribble she spews.

    PS: A classy person would have said something like it was all an unfortunate mistake and I’m glad that it was resolved and the dogs are ok. She’s lucky she didn’t pull this in a country where they actually strictly enforce their laws.

    • Elle June 22, 2015 at 3:52 pm #

      Barnaby Joyce said yesterday that they still haven’t decided whether they’re going to press charges. So she’s not in the clear yet, and probably should’ve kept her trap shut if she had half of a brain cell inside that head of hers. 😉

      • Liz June 22, 2015 at 4:39 pm #

        It is still indeed an ongoing investigation. I mean let’s face it, SOMEONE knowingly smuggle those dogs into that country illegally. The only question is, whom gets the slap on the wrist… probably Depp because he charted the flight. I just hope he makes HER foot the bill, since you know, she HAS her own money and all that!

  2. Anon June 22, 2015 at 2:14 pm #

    Maybe Depp agreed to sneak the dogs into the country hoping they would get caught so he could ship the bitch home with the pups…

  3. SC June 22, 2015 at 2:25 pm #

    ‘‘I HAVE A FEELING WE’RE GOING TO AVOID THE LAND DOWN UNDER from now on, just as much as we can, thanks to certain politicians there……

    It’s all basically about what SHE feels and wants. Amber Turd is showing her real colors. Ofcourse she doesn’t care that her husband is still working there and might have to work there in the future. Ofcourse it doesn’t matter he tried to smooth things by saying he ‘could live there’. It’s his credibility that is at stake, his employees including the pilot could’ve been imprisoned…It’s all about what SHE wants and the husband MUST comply with that. Johnny Depp wouldn’t even know what is going to hit him….

    Which brings me to this –

    “What does a narcissistic spouse even look like? Here are some signals to discuss with your clients. Does the narcissist…

    Expects you to meet their needs at all times? You are required to anticipate what, how, and when they need admiration and adoration. This is a one-way street where you give, they take but they don’t give in return.”

    Now is Depp narcissistic asshole himself? Yes. But Turdy verges on psychopath narcissism… I mean just look at the remaining symptoms

    “How a Narcissist Treats Their Spouse

    Sometimes the charm of a narcissist inhibits your client from seeing the narcissism. When your client first met their spouse, there was something about them that was enticing. It seemed like AN IRRESISTIBLE PULL TO SOMEONE WHO SO PERFECTLY MATCHED THEIR NEEDS AND WANTS. However, THE FAIRY TALE ENGAGEMENT AND MARRIAGE CAME TO AN ABRUPT HALT THE DAY THEY WALKED DOWN THE AISLE.

    The narcissistic spouse said your client changed and they believed. So desperate to return back to the fairy tale, THEY BECAME WHATEVER THE NARCISSIST DEMANDED. But it was not enough. The more your client acquiesce, the more ultimatums surface.

    “Projects their negative characteristics onto you? They say you are needy, never satisfied, ungrateful for all they do, and have unreasonable expectations. Yet your friends and family have not verbalized any such complaints about you.

    Get jealous of anyone or thing that has your attention over them? This includes children, pets, friends, family and occupation. Their jealousy triggers intense rage and sometimes violence for which you are subsequently blamed.

    Provoke you to leave by being cruel during an argument? This accomplishes two things: it verifies that you will in fact one day abandon them and it sets the narcissist up to be the victim. Either way, the narcissist has gained more ammunition to use against you.

    Punish you with abuse or neglect? The abuse can be physical, emotional, financial, sexual, or psychological. Or they will withhold love, attention, support, and communication. There is nothing unconditional about their love, it is very performance driven.

    Threaten abandonment if you don’t comply with their wishes? Most likely, you have abandonment issues, which is why the narcissist TARGETED YOU FOR MARRIAGE in the first place. Your fear of abandonment will keep you in the relationship longer.

    Uses remorse as a manipulation tool? Real remorse takes time to implement in order for trust to be regained. The narcissist will expect an immediate return to the same level of trust as before.”

    I don’t need to give examples for each because these points pretty much describe THIS WHOLE FUCKING FARCE of a relationship – the whole damn 180 by Depp.

    Does Johnny Depp really not see what everyone else can? Is this what he numbs himself against?? Is this why the children haven’t been seen with their father ever since the ‘ceremony’ – The ceremony of Queen Succubus finally claiming it’s victim wholly???

    If Depp doesn’t realizes what he’s got himself in with this then he’s hopeless I’m afraid.

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 4:26 pm #

      Nice find! I’ve said all along she’s at the very least a clinical narcissist but I’m really leaning towards psychopathy as she honestly does not seem to portray any sincere emotions. Every thing seems to be a mask, part of the show for this one.

      Either way, this IS IT.

      “The narcissistic spouse said your client changed and they believed. So desperate to return back to the fairy tale, THEY BECAME WHATEVER THE NARCISSIST DEMANDED. But it was not enough. The more your client acquiesce, the more ultimatums surface.”

      This is the biggest problem and we have seen it unfolding. I do believe it explains every single change in Depp and his life. Are they his choices, yes, but only because his mind is being fucked with!

      I can tell you, from personal experience, the thing that usually pulls the victim out is those around them telling them “something isn’t right.” In my case it was my longest truest friend uncovering and exposing the lies and betrayals as well as the constant money drain the narcissist became. But in the end, I hate to say it and I regret it, THAT person tossed me aside. The moment I stopped being of use, they were gone. It’s really, really, really hard to walk away. Outside help IS needed.

      That’s why I think it’s a huge danger that apparently not many trusted people are left in Depp’s life.
      His children turning away from him is huge, if they stand their ground, that may help break through the cracks.

      I also think that’s why it’s important for the public to be BRUTALLY honest. Voice their opinion on his wife, her behavior, his behavior. The public perception may in fact have an effect on him because despite his “i don’t give a fuck” saying, he GIVES A LOT OF FUCKS! He does, that’s why he stops and mingles with fans and takes photos. Not because he’s so full of himself but because he’s seeking that genuine human contact, especially given by kids, and there’s emotion there…as weird as it sounds just watch one video and you can see the “fans” can indeed have an impact. And as we’ve seen Amber keeps pissing in the face of the public and well, that’s going to be a problem for Johnny.

      I also think as it effects his work, and it has, there’s a chance of professionals around him speaking up. That sadly may come in the form of them seeming to “attack him” because if they don’t see “the wife” they won’t know, he’s not the problem, he’s a symptom. Think of Johnny as a mirror of Amber, that is what it becomes.

      Also, love that you used Succubus Queen. Her new official title I think.

      And as for her continuing to open her mouth on doggie gate, and really silence should’ve been the approach here, I bet Johnny will be pissed when he hears (and his lawyers have probably called by now) let’s hope this, along with space between them will allow him some clarity! Because OBVIOUSLY she’s not going back to OZ?? Right? Right Succubus? Seriously I expect your royal high ass to stay state side and leave that man alone to finish his work you evil cunt!

      She can return to “her life” and have “her space” and give him some room to breath and maybe someone down under can knock some sense into his head. Where’s Geoffrey Rush I wonder, he wouldn’t put up with that shit! Or Kevin McNally for that matter, they’ve known Johnny a long time now, they must be starching their heads going “what the fuck man?”

  4. Yaya June 22, 2015 at 2:33 pm #

    I can’t believe Turd is saying this about Barnaby Joyce while JD is still in the country. She fucking out of her mind. A narcissist never takes responsibility for their mistakes & I’m sure JD knew the dogs were being smuggled, but they both thought they were above the law. I’m really sick of both of them at this point. She’s pulling him right into her white trash bin.

    • sue7725 June 23, 2015 at 9:12 am #

      I agree. And if Barnaby Joyce is still thinking whether to press charges or not, her talking like this may make it easy on him. She does need to keep her mouth shut. Gee.

  5. J June 22, 2015 at 2:33 pm #

    Aw! Isn’t that sweet? She’s returning the favour and giving him some publicity! I wonder if he appreciates it?? L

    I can’t even imagine, having to be in that country while my spouse was lambasting their government. Oh well, that’s his life. She’s got her own. Eye roll.

    Also, stirring this up again after it had finally died down? WHO is looking for their 15 minutes?? If you had any sense or cooth or class, you would have said you were just glad it was taken care of and the dogs are well.

  6. Jas June 22, 2015 at 2:47 pm #

    Why didn’t she shoot her mouth off when she was in Australia?
    No, she gets all puffed up and blasts B, Jones in LA. Is she so stupid that she thinks American soil will protect her in the on going investigation in OZ? What an ass.

  7. Minnie1 June 22, 2015 at 2:51 pm #

    Beginning to think her comments might be part of her “throw Johnny under the bus” campaign.

    He’s working there, and clearly going out of his way to smooth things over and show there are no hard feelings, even making a comment about maybe moving there. And then she opens her big mouth with her little snarky comments, using the pronoun “we”. So it makes Johnny look like the typical Hollywood putz who’s pretending that he enjoys talking to all these little people in a country that he really despises. Would you be surprised if someone in one of those crowds started yelling out nasty things to him?

    • Debie June 22, 2015 at 5:43 pm #

      but this time it missed the mark, and threw herself under the bus.

  8. Yaya June 22, 2015 at 3:03 pm #

    It’s possible that JD is setting up Turdy for a throw under the bus by telling her to say these things to the press. Maybe he’s smarter than we’re giving him credit for. Doubtful, but we can hope.

    • SC June 22, 2015 at 3:15 pm #

      Actually seems like a fucking contest. Depp has the power, people and Hollywood to do all the mug slinging in case of divorce. And the star struck fans to forget and forgive everything. Turdy has her big ass mouth and the minions and the way she has been acting out is like warning Depp she won’t let him get away easily. If she’s not getting her way she won’t let him have his either. Just a matter of who is the biggest asshole.

      • sad for jd June 22, 2015 at 4:17 pm #

        I guess the question is will the minions stick with A Turd once Depp dumps her ass…I think they will all scatter….her daddy will have to find another suitable mate.

  9. Elle June 22, 2015 at 3:49 pm #

    So many comments online saying that no one here knows who she is, and that she’s just Depp’s flavour of the week who will inevitably be another ex of his. Also, a lot of people calling her a “twat”, “brainless muppet” etc.

    Another person says “‘Everyone tries to get their fifteen minutes of fame’ says whatsherface Johnny Depp’s future ex-wife”.

    Lots of people saying not to let the door hit her ass on her way out.

    Another one, “TBH I’d never even heard of her until all this happened. She should be grateful for this publicity.”

    My favourite, though, is this one: “Our average visitor national mean IQ spiked as she departed”

    “Amber Heard is a fuckwit”

    “She is not famous, she is Depp’s current shag”

    “We can only hope that you keep your word”

    “What a silly cunt”

    “Go deal with your failing marriage you wannabe. Don’t know who you are and we actually don’t care”

    There are about 200 comments, and only one person defending Amber/Johnny. Hmm. Something tells me no one in Australia gives a flying fig if she never presents her miserable, pretentious self here again. 😉

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 4:37 pm #

      Hell it’s hard to find positive comments about Amber on ANY site unless they involve the words “gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, hot” or “I would do/fuck her”. Clearly the world knows Amber Heard is only good for looking at and poking, otherwise, she should keep her mouth shut!

  10. Minnie1 June 22, 2015 at 4:18 pm #

    It’s one thing to trash your own country,but when a foreign arrogant,little dimwit lawbreaker decides to trash it… This was really badly played on her part, and maybe she doesn’t care as long as she has dragged JD into the mud with her.

  11. Jdfan June 22, 2015 at 4:21 pm #

    Bottom line is she’s a stupid self absorbed evil bitch who only cares about herself and what she can get from others through her underhanded devious ways. Her crazy ass needs to be locked in a padded room and never let out.

    Fuck off bitch and peddle your crazy someplace else. We’ve had enough of it.

    • phonytexanbitch June 22, 2015 at 9:47 pm #

      Message to Johnny Depp:

      Hey there *waves*!!! Could you tell us all again how smart, brilliant, sharp as a tack and inspiring your “wife” is???? We need to be reminded since all we can see is that she a dumb, arrogant, self-absorbed twit. Yeah, try to sell that one again. I don’t think you can sell that. Just admit that she was once a fuck buddy and be done with it. Oh and why the fuck did you buy the cow if you were getting the milk for free. How much more embarrassment do you have to take before you wake up. Want a list:

      – dumps you for another woman
      – has no acting skill
      – is proven to have called papz to get herself (and you) captured and forced to go public
      – continued to see her ex-wife Tasya while she was publicly with you (they had been pictured several times
      – iO spills the beans that Turdy’s marriage to you is not her first marriage, hence the previous statement
      – iO speaks of her love of Turdy after photos of the used bed
      – A Turd stumbling around NYC drunk (guess that’s ok for you since you’ve done that yourself)
      – has to have her dogs in Oz
      – she waited until she was in Oz to have them groomed, which is what drew attention to the fact that they were there. And she made it a big deal that it had to be done after hours so the groomer would have known who the dogs belonged to, instead of just having an assistant take them and not disclose anything
      – and now she dissing the entire country of Australia because they want to enforce their laws
      – OH and let us not forget….Tonto Man, I want, I need Give Me what’s mine.
      – and of course the private video that make her look like a pre-pubescant little girl, which just make you look like the nastiest perv on the planet.

      Have I Missed Anything????????????

  12. Andrew June 22, 2015 at 4:25 pm #

    Good points everyone. Now lets see if he can wake up and ditch her. I bet she finds out quickly who’s got the bigger dick.

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 4:30 pm #

      LOL rumor has it Depp wins that round. But the real question is, who has his balls? ha ha

  13. Liz June 22, 2015 at 4:34 pm #

    wow someone posted this elsewhere….
    and his comments in the 2nd video about “somewhere around 12-15 you’ll drive your parents crazy.” Both his children fall in that window! What’s the matter Depp, can’t handle it?? Probably cause his don’t like their new step mommy!

    I will say when he drops character he seems a bit more sober and sensible this go round.

    Maybe while the Queen is away the slave will sober up and oh shit…… Fingers crossed everyone!

  14. sad for jd June 22, 2015 at 4:42 pm #

    Did anyone watch Good Morning America? Queen turdy was on the show in New York this morning. …no minions in site. Will she go out on the town with her friend? But will any of the paps care as her HUSBAND won’t be with her…..

  15. Liz June 22, 2015 at 4:43 pm #

    Now the ONE positive note to Queenie running her damn mouth on the subject… Now the world knows their “her babies” and will most likely realize those dogs don’t belong to Depp at all. I mean really, Johnny Depp with two handbag rats??? I can’t believe anyone actually believed that!!! I mean COME ON, he’s not going to want a little yappy dog. Hell, I don’t think he cares to have pets at all considering his lifestyle.

    I think he simply let his children have dogs because it’s a normal thing to do and can teach them responsibility. Oh wait, maybe that’s why he made Amber get a second one! However she’s already failing on her responsibilities, “I carry Pistol with me everywhere” but no Boo. Yeah, she loves her babies alright, so much so she leaves Boo behind. Fail.

  16. sad for jd June 22, 2015 at 4:55 pm #

    The Australian media are more professional that Ms Depp…

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 5:10 pm #

      OMG That ending was the BEST thing ever! “Hollywood types.”

      Also, clearly it was using “we” referring to her and the dogs! At least she’s got that right! LOL

      This really is stupid considering Johnny is still there. It really does not look well for him but it does seem like people are seeing it is the spoiled “Hollywood” type.

      Oh and what’s wrong Succubus, loosing your voice are you? Maybe more screaming matches with Depp on the phone?? I would love to think he’s hearing about this and loosing his cool with her!

      • Elle June 22, 2015 at 5:24 pm #

        That’s what I noticed too. At first I thought she was saying “we” as in her and Depp, but she was clearly talking about her and the dogs.

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 10:52 pm #

      Oh I just had to watch this one again… Andie’s expression at the beginning, again that poor woman. She’s clearly thinking “oh gee here we go again” and then tries to laugh it off. Poor Andie.

  17. designsondepp June 22, 2015 at 5:28 pm #

    LMAO…Johnny Depp’s wife…not even her name headlines…there’s no holds barred now…and she’s good for you eh Johnny?–blames-government-officials/39861

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 10:29 pm #

      Those photos are more flattering, I detect airbrushing. Also a different angle.

  18. Andrew June 22, 2015 at 5:43 pm #

    I would just like to say if that blonde on the boat wAsnt amber heard might be time to start rethinking johnny, you’re losing everyone fast. Kids etc. not cool. Keep it up and turd will be ALL you have left

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 10:26 pm #

      I admit it kinda looks like her BUT again she wasn’t spied anywhere in ANY of that footage. There were hundreds of people with cameras and news media and we know how she loves the cameras. And the most telling thing, how’d she get home? There’s shot of Johnny getting in the helicopters and sitting in the helicopters and I never saw a blonde in there. So yeah, I don’t think it was her. Maybe just a PA or assistant of someone. Or possible the wife/ girlfriend of one of the directors or someone else on the boat.

      Something to maybe investigate further. Hard to tell which day that was, it appeared to be the 2nd or 3rd day as the crows is massive and wraps around their entire property!

  19. TheRaven June 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm #

    I’m sure his family are doing their best. Don’t give Amber too much power here, Johnny’s probably got thumbs on him from several sources. More than just Chupa. I’m betting his family has their own plan for making him come around, after all they’ve intervened before.

    • Liz June 22, 2015 at 10:50 pm #

      Honestly his entire family seem to have abandoned him. I haven’t seen any family member’s with this man since his “ceremony” and even then, all we know were present were Jack. Presume maybe Johnny’s father. I saw no one else.

      They’ve probably had enough.

      • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 9:45 am #

        Its not as if we saw his close family members with him all the time BEFORE chupa. Here and there, but they weren’t up his ass all the time. Nothing new in the way of Christi or his mother or his other siblings. They don’t camera it up very much.

  20. TheRaven June 22, 2015 at 5:58 pm #

    P.S. Amber sure looks haggard lately. Older. Must not be getting her way too much. Yes I do believe her voice is from screaming. At Depp? I don’t know, but perhaps someone else. JMO

  21. KC June 22, 2015 at 7:27 pm #

    What a Dolt! Her comments are arrogant and incredibly stupid.

    When you view the interview; watch her co-star Andie MacDowell’s face. You know she enjoying Heard acting like a spoiled twit.

    The women doing the interview is fighting to hold back a smile. She can’t believe that Heard is spewing such self-righteous crap.

    If you listen carefully you can hear the $$$ smuggling fine going up,

    Dumb ass!

  22. Liz June 22, 2015 at 10:40 pm #

    Perhaps this is why Turdy was hiding in the house the whole time in OZ. She knows the Aussie’s don’t like her and she might’ve been too scared to go out on her own. As I mentioned before, she has no bodyguard!

    She’ll talk smack now, safe on US soil, but boy was she ever invisible down under!

    And unless NO single person or media spied her at those meet and greets, she’s no where to be found. I can’t spy her in any of the cars or helicopters. Just the guys. No females. 😉

    So I will say that was not Amber on the boat in the drone video…as much as I’d enjoy the idea of Johnny making her ass walk home, I’d say, she was told to stay to the house!

    So yes, who’s the mystery blonde?? I’m going with she belongs with someone else.

    • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 9:48 am #

      No. she stayed in the house because shes been put on a tight leash. NOT BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO. Fuck. Queen is giving her a little too much power as well. She’s no queen. Shes not a succubus either. A succubus is a female demon or supernatural entity in folklore (traced back to medieval legend) that appears in dreams and takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. Ya think the look on his face the past three years says hes screwing Turd? No way. CHUPA fits. Thanks though.

      • Minnie1 June 23, 2015 at 10:00 am #

        Agree about the leash, but she’s clearly champing at the bit (had to get in a bit of horsey-ness there). But with all these OZ comments, I’m surprised that she hasn’t been issued a muzzle as well.

        So, questions:

        1) Who has put her on a leash and why now?

        2) Will she be stupid enough or demented enough to talk about quarantine laws in London given the fact that they have virtually the same laws???

    • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 9:53 am #

      Irrelevant who the blonde is. Johnny obviously has bigger issues.

  23. Debie June 23, 2015 at 8:52 am #

    about her voice, so I say from experience: THAT’S CIGARETTE, THE EFFECT! To fan that defends and says he does not smoke.

    • Andrew June 23, 2015 at 9:52 am #

      You have to smoke for years for it to mess with you voice and some people never get that. Pot? sometimes. Sounds like horseness from over use of the voice.

  24. designsondepp June 23, 2015 at 1:05 pm #
    ‘They’ are not letting up on turdy’s words in the press. The fiancial paper even printed it. This sounds very much like what they did to Depp regarding his dumb America and rape staements until he was forced to apologize and explain.

    Right about now, if they are smart, the ‘misunderstood’ retraction should be written and released. If not it says neither Heard or Depp give a fuck.

    Good luck with the little people giving a fuck about Black Mass.

  25. TheRaven June 23, 2015 at 1:08 pm #


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