Part Of Amber’s Plan

19 Jun

Thank you to one of our readers and commenters here for putting this together.

Amber Heard gushed to Vanity Fair: “I can’t think of anyone who’s better accomplished, [with] the kind of trajectory I admire, than Angelina Jolie.”

I made some of the following observations whilst creating this, and for the record I am no big fan of Angelina or Brad.

Major flaws with Amber’s plan….

1: Angelina was already a major established A list star before getting with Brad. Amber seen not Heard is barely B list.

2: Brad had NO children from his previous relationship, meaning non were harmed in the ending of said relationship. Public opinion will be far more forgiving of “the other woman” in that case.

3: Angelina had already adopted a child, on her own, and had begun to mature and take responsiblity before meeting Brad. Amber is still clinging to her independence, freedom, and childish, trashy behavior.

4: Brad has embraced his movie star status and seems very comfortable with public appearances and all that is required of him to be a “star”. Johnny is painfully shy, has social anxiety issues and has been open about his “self medicating” with alcohol and drugs to cope.

5: Vanessa Paradis. Amber overlooked that, because of the children, Vanessa will remain a presence in Johnny’s life, so long as the children are. Vanessa is their mother, and can and may have, put a stop to the use of her children as public pawns.

6: Johnny Depp’s brand and personality. Johnny is a well-established brand that if torched too much, she will destroy. We are already seeing public push back due to his crumbling “family man” image, the overexposure of public appearances’, paparazzi and tabloid coverage, inebriated appearances, and now product endorsements. All of that goes strongly against the “Johnny Depp” brand and people aren’t swallowing it!

As for the man himself, Heard seems completely at ease ignoring his bad behaviors, anxiety issues, and general health and emotional needs.

7: Angelina has proven herself a skilled actress, writer, director, caring and attentive mother, dedicated philanthropist and generally speaking a decent and intelligent human being.

8: Amber is not a genuine person and people will smell bullshit a mile away. She has proven herself capable of very little.

Conclusion; Nothing about Amber with Johnny is “organic.”








Thanks Liz the very last two photos of Johnny and Brad make me laugh.


17 Responses to “Part Of Amber’s Plan”

  1. Liz June 19, 2015 at 11:08 pm #

    Wow that was fast! 🙂

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 11:56 am #

      No problem

  2. Liz June 19, 2015 at 11:11 pm #

    It really, really, really was terrifyingly easy. Those last photos, I nearly died… I’d not seen Brad’s before! Dior isn’t even trying to be original with Depp. So pathetic.

  3. Liz June 19, 2015 at 11:19 pm #

    I’ll also note my personal additional beliefs are that Amber did indeed have a crush on Johnny as a child and that combined with her psychopathy, led to her forming an attachment to the “Johnny Depp” she created in her mind, based on his presented persona. I’m beginning to wonder if this woman even sees or acknowledges the REAL man underneath that image in her head.

    My prediction on their future….
    A: Johnny will continue to be a pawn in her game, whether knowingly or not.
    B: Johnny will break and hopefully walk away with some part of his soul still intact!
    C: Amber will tire of working so hard to make something work that NEVER will, and leave, moving on to her next target.

    Shall we start placing bets???

    • sad for jd June 19, 2015 at 11:35 pm #

      Bet on when they will separate. ..officially?
      Or who will she target next?
      I think they will continue to plant divorce rumors for the next 3 to 6 months and he will get a divorce around the 1 year anniversary timeframe. He will wait until after Christmas. ..
      I think she has been working on her next target but they want nothing to do with her…thinking James Franco and Channing Tatum. ..she tried for next big thing but Franco does want a bimbo and Channing wife stepped in quickly…she knows amber playboy ways ..tee hee
      I think she better stick with Pistol. ..

      • sad for jd June 19, 2015 at 11:37 pm #

        Sorry that Franco doesn’t want a bimbo…

  4. sad for jd June 19, 2015 at 11:25 pm #

    Thanks Liz. …good job and you were fair with the pictures….I wonder if Angelina ever thinks about how Johnny majorly screwed up and how Turdy planted the story about the shower scene put her in a bad light…

    • Liz June 20, 2015 at 12:04 am #

      Yep my intent was to show mostly parallels but the differences are apparent, notice one of these couples has more chemistry than the other, even after 10 years. LOL

      • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 11:50 am #

        THE BIGGEST differences in these photos are the body language. Angie and Brad are always turned into one another.

      • Liz June 20, 2015 at 4:12 pm #

        Yep and one google search of Brad and Angie and you will see they are turned to each other MOST times. I selected those photos based on similarities in events, not because they painted one couple better than the other. Brand and Angie are also very hands-on!

  5. designsondepp June 19, 2015 at 11:34 pm #

    Like this bimbo is going to visit a Syrian refugee camp in Jordan. So exactly what part of the trajectory does she seek…an Academy Award? Never going to happen for you so you will have to settle for homewrecker which you will live with forever.

    • Jdfan June 20, 2015 at 11:06 am #

      Argee. Her plans for fame backfired on her big time and she will continue to be the nothing she is and always will be. She is probably already deciding who her next victim will be after Johnny dumps her crazy ass which will be in the very near future I hope. Probably have to stay together for at least a year before the ‘divorce’ happens. It looks better than separating after just a few months. Then give her whatever she signed on the dotted line for and kick her out. Doesn’t deserve a penny IMO. Evil devious bitch. Hope after she is gone we never see or hear from her again.

  6. Liz June 20, 2015 at 12:02 am #

    This shit has hit the fan…brace for impact!

  7. Bullshit June 20, 2015 at 9:41 am #

    If Brad Pitt was available, within her reach and also a more easily influenced, in other words a softer guy, and if she could pull some strings to get a role or not even a role, any time around him, she would dump Johnny so quick he would fall over. I don’t think she had any particular interest in Johnny before she met him, at least not as a person, not more than the average person has, she’s a scavenger so she got what she could. I really despise her for doing that because Johnny can be a good man and obviously sensitive and I don’t think she sees that. I mean she sees it obviously because that’s why she’s been able to take advantage of him, if he’d been more of a cocky jerk he probably would have had his little fling with her and told her to shove it afterwards, but because he has these problems that he admitted with insecurity and low self-esteem, he was the perfect prey.

    Although I really think Vanessa should have held on to him until she got bored and found someone else to latch onto. I understand their relationship might have been bumpy on the last mile and I’m sure they’ve both given each other reasons to be mad, and I’m also sure that the kids were a main concern in them making this decision to not drag the relationship any longer but at least for his sake she should have predicted what kind of woman she was leaving him in the hands on. Not to say that Johnny is some thoughtless toy that you pass on to the next person, but everyone is vulnerable during and after break-ups, and when you add drinking and a low self-esteem too, I really think she should have just kept an eye on him a bit longer. Ok people always encounter opportunities to cheat on their partners, sometimes they fall into the temptation and when they do it doesn’t necessarily mean that they’d rather be with the person they cheated with than with their original partner. People make mistakes, especially when they’re going through a bad time, if he saw Heard during the filming of the Rum Diary and thought she was attractive, it’s what a lot of men would think, I’m sure he’s considered other female colleagues attractive before too, he’s used to working with attractive women. For all we know maybe he really didn’t do anything with her until it was clear to him that there was no saving his relationship with Vanessa, or maybe he did, what do we know. I just think that it wasn’t good for him for his longest relationship to end right when Heard came along, they could have dragged it on a bit longer and if they really couldn’t be together anymore, he could have found someone who didn’t piss on him and his image and everything that he cares about like Heard does.

    • Anon June 20, 2015 at 6:20 pm #

      Lets not blame Vanessa for the mess hes in right now. It isnt her fault hes stuck with chupa. We dont have any proof that shes the one who ended their relationship so its a bit silly to say she should have “held on to him” or “kept an eye on him a bit longer”. Johnny is a grown ass man and she isnt his baby sitter.

  8. Mango June 20, 2015 at 10:08 am #

    It would be a little interesting to see her tick Angie off….

    Yeah I’d like to see her try to go after Brad … LOL

    Idk if she would want to “disappoint” her “idol” that way…

    I would presume Mrs. Jolie-Pitt is not too enchanted with her anyway- have yet to see them as “acquainted”

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