Amber Says “I’m A Happily Married Woman”

19 Jun

Short video, things look well with Andie setting next to her, until the very end when I noticed this look on Andie’s face.




That and Amber “lightly” disses on Australia


30 Responses to “Amber Says “I’m A Happily Married Woman””

  1. Andrew June 19, 2015 at 10:37 pm #

    What’s up PILGRIM

  2. Andrew June 19, 2015 at 10:38 pm #

    “I’m a happily married woman” OR “I’m so in love, couldn’t be happier” yeahhhhh big difference. School Marm

  3. Andrew June 19, 2015 at 10:39 pm #

    wait a second, not that all lesbians fit the stereotype but those pilgrim clothes and shoes….

    • Liz June 19, 2015 at 11:07 pm #

      all part of her new “image.” But she’s clearly torn between that and sexy, trailer trash. Poor thing.

  4. Anon June 19, 2015 at 10:50 pm #

    not gonna watch this. her voice makes me sick. is anything relevant said?

  5. Liz June 19, 2015 at 11:00 pm #

    LMAO Another unfortunate co-star desperately attempting not to look as though that can’t get away from Amber fast enough!

    She really is a narcissist and clearly does not take responsibility for her actions. Also, why only Pistol? Where’s poor boo? Does mommy not love Boo as much?

    And does this mean Amber has already left Australia and has been gone for how long??? How did the paps not catch her landing in LA or NYC?!? Oh wait, I forgot, they don’t give a shit about her unless she’s with Depp. Sorry Succubus.

    PS. Anon, her voice seems to be changing…. perhaps she’s been sucking out Johnny’s soul for so long it’s wearing on her vocal chords.

    • Andrew June 19, 2015 at 11:03 pm #

      she’s probably changing it I’ve been saying for two years she talks funny, like she broke her jaw or something – or has a partial in. Oh and yes they don’t give a fuck else they would have gotten photos of her leaving LOL

  6. designsondepp June 19, 2015 at 11:14 pm #

    Rouge Australian Officials…
    what a fucking arrogant ignorant moran she is…just couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Who the fuck does she think she is to break the law in a forgein country and then jab at the very people whose job it is to secure the welfare of their country. I hope this issue has not been settled and the ‘rouges’ watch her babble and bury herself. This idiot thinks independent thinker means speaking without a filter. So really Johnny this is the sharp-as-a-tack gal for you? But then again Johnny, you’ve been known to speak without a filter too. Rumor has it Mr. Depp is now looking for a Downton Abbey type estate in the UK…wonder how long before they find fault with the UK…you are going to run out of countries…maybe Russia…they seem to love you both there…

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 11:55 am #

      designs just :dropped the mic:: BOOM

  7. designsondepp June 19, 2015 at 11:41 pm #

    listened again and my error…Australian thugs…which is even worse…imbecile!

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 11:52 am #

      Boy she’s haughty

  8. Elle June 19, 2015 at 11:43 pm #

    Makes me happy that she feels so negatively about Australia now. Hopefully it means she won’t taint this country with her feral presence again. 😉

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 11:51 am #

      ^^^THIS you guys have enough venomous creatures.

  9. Jas June 20, 2015 at 12:21 am #

    That’s the voice of a woman who has had a recent scream fest.
    It’s raspy and sounds strained. She and Depp have been fighting, alright.

    Love Andie’s expression at the end. She certainly recognizes a silly, arrogant, unprofessional narcissist.

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 11:49 am #

      I agree that is what I thought. Fighting. With Depp? Could be, or iO, or maybe there’s someone we don’t know about. OR HEY maybe her agent. Or a guard holding the dog wrong. OR ……….OR she fought with the mirror. saw herself not look pretty, dressed like a pioneer woman and started fighting with herself. OR a wall.

      • Liz June 20, 2015 at 1:54 pm #

        I vote for the lamp shade in her hotel room. It clearly insinuated that she is fat. LMAO

  10. Debie June 20, 2015 at 7:41 am #

    what it was that she did, was to Andie? Q rotten!

  11. phonytexanbitch June 20, 2015 at 8:00 am #

    Her head is bobbing all over the place and she can’t look anyone in the eye. That’s not nerves in an interview, because she has been good at keeping her bobble head steady during every other interview. It happens most when she’s talking about the marriage, which says she’s hiding something.
    The comments about Australia prove her narcissism and psychopathy, she doesn’t have the real story. Wasn’t the guy that came down on this the Prime Minister of Agriculture??? He wasn’t just some rogue thug and I hope they jump all over that.
    Guess she’s not following the advise that Johnny gave Kate Moss, that advice practically made Kate a superstar…”never complain never explain” have you noticed the really smart celebs never do. And MacDowell is thinking “how did I get stuck in an interview with this dimwit and how do I get her to stop talking about her fucking dogs and get to me???”. BTW I love Andie MacDowell.

    • Minnie1 June 20, 2015 at 1:02 pm #

      Ms. Personality Disorder flaunting her personality disorder on national TV.

  12. Mango June 20, 2015 at 9:47 am #

    Wierd & out of place….
    Trying to be something she’s not… Her dogs are the only “good” asset she has & when she says she is “happily” married…..

    Doesn’t even seem real.

  13. KC June 20, 2015 at 10:45 am #

    She is young & dumb, attempting to act the part of an elegant & intelligent woman. She has talked about her admiration for Angelina Joie – is it just me or is she trying to act like her now. Is she trying to mimic Angelina’s speech patterns & mannerisms?

  14. Jdfan June 20, 2015 at 11:20 am #

    What a fucking moron. So phony and unlikeable in every way. Angelina Jolie never will be. Disappear already.

  15. Daenerys Targaryen June 20, 2015 at 11:57 am #

    “Why is she dressed like a Babysitter? The Girl with the Giant Cum-On-Me Tits. Now she looks like a fucking Mennonite.”

    Amy Dunne, Gone Girl

  16. sad for jd June 20, 2015 at 3:17 pm #

    Picture is worth a thousand words…..

    • Liz June 20, 2015 at 4:03 pm #

      LMAO…. she looks like a fool and no one wants to be near her. Even Channing is leaning away!

      • phonytexanbitch June 20, 2015 at 5:48 pm #

        I do think she and her minions are the ones who put that rumor out of their affair. Likely no one likes her. Hollywood can be very much like high school, no body like the class bitch, the one that gossips to make herself feel better and throws everyone else under the bus.

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 4:11 pm #

      God damn! Everyone knows she’s death.

  17. Anon June 20, 2015 at 6:15 pm #

    shes sitting with her legs apart because shes a “lady”

  18. Anon June 20, 2015 at 6:16 pm #

    and her chin up so that we can see straight up her nostrals into that giant empty cavity where her brain should be.

    • Andrew June 20, 2015 at 6:25 pm #


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