Best Comments from Celebitchy

13 Jun

The Scarf Monster of the Caribbean

The Poor mans Scarlett Johan

Oh, bless her. No class at all. Not a bit.

“I fall in love every time my status as Johnny Depp’s wife gets me movie roles and more money. If it wasn’t for that I would be doing soft porn movies.”

I have to wonder if I would even know who she was if I didn’t follow celebrity gossip. Does she really need to worry about losing her freedom because of her fame?

LOL Right! Whilst The Tiniest Violin ever Played a sad Mournful tune for Homegirl… Or as I Like to Call her Walmart Johansen

That bit about not wanting to be cast as Barbie would be easier to believe if she hadn’t accepted a television series role as a bunny in a Playboy club.

nothing says “i’m a serious actress not just eye candy” like posing with your legs spread.

She lost me at “organic”.


17 Responses to “Best Comments from Celebitchy”

  1. Greg June 14, 2015 at 1:14 am #

    Please bare with me LOTS OF QUESTIONS AHEAD. I’m sort of a newbie.

    How does Amber keep up with her lies? Does she just add more lies whenever she’s caught in a lie?

    What are Amber’s long-term goals with Johnny? Just divorce him?

    Does California have that equal law about 50/50 split correct?

    So is she just going to try and ride it out and stick with Johnny Depp? That way she can get more free promotion?

    Is Jamber the type to break up and get back together?

    Why isn’ Jamber living together?

    Also, I think you’d get a lot more traffic if you made a tumblr. Just a suggestion 🙂

  2. Greg June 14, 2015 at 1:16 am #

    Do you think it’s possible that Amber/Johnny’s people will ever try to shut you down if you become really big on social media?
    I know that with exposingsmg on tumblr, Selena and her team have been trying to get it shut down for a while now. Reason being is because they tell the full truth uncensored.

  3. Greg June 14, 2015 at 1:19 am #

    Has Amber always been a psychopath/sociopath? Or is she just an opportunist? Or just try and manipulate people?

    Also, I’ve been trying to find it, but have had no luck. There was a johnny depp website i believe and in the forums there was someone analyzing amber spot on and it really opened up my eyes about her. I can’t find it now, but i remember the website had a black background. Also, the comment talked about how she was evil and manipulative, etc.

    It was eye-opening to the point that I had totally changed my opinion on Amber. Before I saw that comment I would say that I was sorta a fan of hers. Not like obsessed, but I would just watch a few movies of hers here and there. But yeah, I’ll have to search my bookmarks and try and find it. Thanks.

  4. just saying June 14, 2015 at 5:01 am #

    She is PSYCHOTIC omg, Johnny married a person with mental illness. Yeah, I know its a “tabloid” but there is usually some truth to what they write. Creeps me the eff out that she premeditated her actions AND JOHNNY WENT FOR IT??? Smh, I’d be pissed if I found out the person I married didn’t care about family values and went full forces to get what she wanted, FOR HERSELF and not care about breaking up a family. I’d sleep with one eye open if I were him, no telling whata her crazy mind is thinking. Eesh, Johnny should get his divorce now before she gets really psycho blah gives me the creeps.

    • Greg June 14, 2015 at 5:11 am #

      That’s very true. If Johnny was with Amber while he was still married, then he will cheat on Amber with the next girl he’s with. What goes around comes around.

  5. just saying June 14, 2015 at 5:03 am #
    Oops, posted the website I found creepy in thw wrong area lol

  6. Greg June 14, 2015 at 5:10 am #

    To the person who recently went through and compared quotes of Amber saying certain things and then contradicting herself, they can make a picture with quotes and dates so that way they can spread like wildfire.

    And maybe make an instagram? Idk just a thought. Thanks 🙂

    • Andrew June 14, 2015 at 11:52 am #

      Instagram and tumblr not happening.

  7. Minnie1 June 14, 2015 at 9:10 am #

    So she’ll be in NY, then fly over to L ondon for the premier. This give her plenty of time an opportunities to make a complete ass of herdelf yet again.

    • Debi June 14, 2015 at 9:18 am #

      London is 30 days, but you have know the date not Amsterdam.

    • Debi June 14, 2015 at 9:19 am #

      And I read that on day 6 premier in Sydney/Australia..

    • Minnie1 June 14, 2015 at 11:31 am #

      Excuse all the typos!

  8. Yaya June 14, 2015 at 3:17 pm #

    I seriously wonder if Johnny Depp paid Dior to be featured in their product advertising. I mean really, what company would seek him out now to help sell their product let alone pay him? Maybe the cologne is called “Disheveled.”

  9. Liz June 14, 2015 at 4:11 pm #

    Warning, lost post…
    Hey Greg, obviously the answers to most of your questions are just speculation based off our observations of their behaviors but IMO, Amber is at the very least a clinical narcissists but I’m leaning towards flow blown Psychopathy. All the signs are there. I was good friends once with a narcissist/ bi-polar girl and I can tell you, it’s not as obvious to spot as people think it should be. The only reason I know this now is because a: reading up on it and b: her mother and sister were both bi-polar so it makes sense she is, but she didn’t believe she was and hadn’t ever been treated for it last I saw of her.
    If I’m even close to right, Amber’s end game is keeping Depp so long as it suits her. If you haven’t read it, check out this blog….

    I’ve obviously done a bit of research into these mental disorders, for multiple reasons, and while I’m no expert I think I have a fairly good grasp between research, personal experience and that blog has been even more insightful! The reality is this, they are master manipulators who wear a mask to suit each situation, but only if they WANT to. From what we know… if this is true…
    “Johnny was Amber’s first love, even though she’d never met him,” a pal of the 28-year-old beauty told The ENQUIRER.“When she was a teenager, Amber had al­ready decided to become an actress and she had pictures of Johnny all over her room. So it’s no surprise they fell in love while working to­gether. Amber can usually get whatever she sets her mind to.”…
    And I would not be surprised to find it IS, then in fact, Amber has been crafting herself to be everything Johnny wants (based on public record) and working her way into his circle so that she can win him over. Ridiculous as it sounds, these people DO that. Not only because they don’t (can’t) stop till they get what they want but also because the challenge is exciting and keeps them engaged.

    Now the important questions are whether Amber KNOWS what she is (at the very least she knows she’s not like most people, and she’s made statements to support that), has she ever been evaluated and does anyone in her life know what she is? I’m now beginning to think her parents are at the very least, aware she is “off” because her mother seems to stay away from her and her father seems to have a very odd presence. I mean, visiting his daughter once in a while would make sense but when you’re a newlywed and you’re JUST reuniting with your husband for the first time in 2 months and traveling abroad, why the FUCK would you bring your father along???

    This leads me to believe that Daddy Heard knows his daughter is unstable and his presence is to keep Amber in check around Johnny (aka meal ticket). Also, if it’s true Johnny and her father get along, Amber would use THAT as a tool as well. Placing Daddy Heard around Johnny so Amber doesn’t have to exhaust herself keeping up her mask all the time!

    Now as for what this means for Johnny, that’s really hard to say. He is most likely unaware there is something mentally wrong with Amber, cause remember, so long as she wants him, she’ll be perfect for him. HOWEVER, cracks will show as she gets bored, or finds she’s not getting what she wants, etc. Also it’s likely they DO fight.

    I can say, from my personal experience, I was friends with a person for more than 10 years, she was fun to be around, magnetic and we had a lot in common, BUT she began to show her true colors by behaving differently with other people around. She would even say awful things about me (her best friend) to other people. She also began using me for money, exploiting my kindness and generosity…she lied, a lot, but it often takes a long time to catch those lies. In the end, other friends were saying to me, WHY are you still friends with this person… but the reality is, when we spent time together, we had FUN! However slowly but surely, she gets bored, I’m of no use to her, she moves on to other “victims”, I sensed a change, a distance and then it became very clear that she did not care about me (and possibly never had). The WORST part is, these people pull such a number on your head that you begin to believe the problem is YOU! You’re the one who’s not worthy of them, cause that’s how they feel. It changes you… it leads to serious self doubt, often depression, loss of self, etc. Which to me, seems like EXACTLY what is happening to Johnny… add to that, I believe she is trying to now CRAFT him into the “Johnny Depp” she wants. That movie star she hung on her walls, that guy that she was in love with and has been crafting herself for all this time.

    The problem is, that guy, is the brand “Johnny Depp” and whilst there is probably a great deal of reality there… she seems to have ignored the parts where he has said “I don’t like attention.” “I have social anxiety issues” and that he drinks and does drugs and that he has a history of falling in and out of love fairly recklessly. She will likely find him too much work and get bored.

    Only time will tell how it plays out but there do seem to be signs that trouble is brewing. Between the things Amber has been saying, her behavior away from Johnny and the fact that she’s been held up in a house… she may be about to loose it. Or she’ll put the mask back on and we’ll see “johnny’s dream girl” parading around again.

    One thing seems sure, these two are a match destined for “hell in a handbag!”

  10. Liz June 14, 2015 at 4:14 pm #

    oh and THESE comments…

    “Oh, bless her. No class at all. Not a bit.”

    “nothing says “i’m a serious actress not just eye candy” like posing with your legs spread.”

    “LOL Right! Whilst The Tiniest Violin ever Played a sad Mournful tune for Homegirl… Or as I Like to Call her Walmart Johansen”

    Echo my thoughts exactly! ROTFL!

  11. Liz June 14, 2015 at 4:20 pm #

    And Johnny’s kids, still in LA…. and this picture just made me laugh a little….

    Lily is rolling with her entourage complete with 3 bodyguards, unless those are the other girl’s dad’s. But they seem to be bodyguards…how awkward for a group of teenage girls.

    • Liz June 14, 2015 at 4:21 pm #

      oh wait, I see one has a stroller, maybe those are the other girl’s dad’s… in which case, sad for Lily. 😦

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