The Scarf Monster of the Caribbean
The Poor mans Scarlett Johan
Oh, bless her. No class at all. Not a bit.
“I fall in love every time my status as Johnny Depp’s wife gets me movie roles and more money. If it wasn’t for that I would be doing soft porn movies.”
I have to wonder if I would even know who she was if I didn’t follow celebrity gossip. Does she really need to worry about losing her freedom because of her fame?
LOL Right! Whilst The Tiniest Violin ever Played a sad Mournful tune for Homegirl… Or as I Like to Call her Walmart Johansen
That bit about not wanting to be cast as Barbie would be easier to believe if she hadn’t accepted a television series role as a bunny in a Playboy club.
nothing says “i’m a serious actress not just eye candy” like posing with your legs spread.
She lost me at “organic”.