What Dior Cologne?

8 Jun


So which upcoming fragrance is Depp going to be the face for?

Depp has agreed to endorse a fragrance for the first time, signing up with Dior. Perfumer Francois Demachy is behind the new men’s scent, which does not yet have a name. This is Demachy’s first fragrance in ten years. It will be released on Sept. 1, 2015

Francios Demachy  Dior Perfumer-Creator since 2006, François Demachy embodies the expertise and great creativity of Dior perfumes. François Demachy grew up in Grasse, the cradle of perfumery. It was there that he learned about the raw materials and alchemical mysteries of perfumery. In this land of flowers,he developed an unconditional love of fine materials, the secret of exceptional perfumes. The guarantor of Dior’s olfactory expertise, François Demachy has privileged relationships with the producers who supply the Maison. These exceptional ingredients form the signature of his creations. An art lover and refined aesthete, François Demachy perpetuates the heritage of Christian Dior with rigor and creativity.

Much different than Amber Heard and “guess”  yes we can guess alright. I could come up with several parfume names that would encompass what she’s all about.  Depp will no doubt do a much better job at sex appeal and selling the new fragrance from Dior.

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20 Responses to “What Dior Cologne?”

  1. Liz June 8, 2015 at 3:13 pm #

    oh yes, Ode de Ashtray, because nothing is more attractive than the smell of an unfiltered cigarette! *gag*
    What fucking idiot is doing the marketing for this shit? The first photo he looked dead in the eyes not really sexy and now this?? Yuck.
    I know Depp is still clinging to the bad boy thing but at a certain age (which he is now well beyond) it’s time to be a grown man! Put down the drink, the drugs, the fucking cigarettes and man up already! That’ll make every man what to be like him and every woman want to fuck him (again). And that is generally the aim to such marketing.
    Or perhaps their going for more of a challenge… “wear our shitty smell and see if you too can be as cool as this man!”
    Well, he’s loosing his cool by the second with this crap.
    So frustrating. 😦
    Whatever it is that has a hold of him, it needs to GO!!!

  2. murkles June 8, 2015 at 3:20 pm #

    Might be ” Poison” since well they do have a line of perfume called poison. Kind of like when Brad Pitt Did Channel 5. But whatever it is or they call it something is up with him spreading himself out like that. Books, music, now product endorsement’s which now is telling us he is ready to retire maybe let his kids make some money or take time off and let the money roll in. But it just goes to show he says one thing does another. Not a product huh? No label’s huh? Well he is one who might need the money now that he is spending it and losing it on movies he invested in that was box office bombs. Hammer time 🙂

    • Andrew June 8, 2015 at 4:20 pm #

      Hey the man has to make up those fees for the chartered flight out of Australia for the pooches. POTC money is already spoken for – LR and Jack. Chupa can’t touch that. lol

      • sad for jd June 8, 2015 at 5:26 pm #

        Are you telling me that chupacabra can’t touch the money from POTC5?? If so…best news of the day ….

        • Andrew June 8, 2015 at 7:42 pm #

          Yep. no way is Depp that dumb

  3. WINK June 8, 2015 at 4:28 pm #

    “That’ll make every man what to be like him and every woman want to fuck him (again). ”

    There are some of us that would still fuck him. He’s HAWT, and this photo just oozes sex. Relationship with him? Maybe. Fuck Buddy? Oh why the hell not.

  4. Jas June 8, 2015 at 4:40 pm #

    Hell, I’d settle just to have a cup of coffee with him.
    I’m good with my fantasies.

    • WINK June 8, 2015 at 7:45 pm #

      Coffee with a little cream and sugar…

      • Jas June 8, 2015 at 11:44 pm #

        Oh yeah ~
        And for all us women, this speaks for itself:

  5. sad for jd June 8, 2015 at 6:40 pm #

    Couple of things…
    Didn’t know that AH was the face of a guess perfume.. Girl Summer…when I think of summer or girl or in general ,I don’t think of Amber Heard. I can think of other words when I think of AH but I think we all know them all to well. Turdy, fame whore, step monster, home wrecker, handbag rat smuggler etc…
    Johnny’s picture …I think that smoking in general is not considered a good advertising tool…I don’t even think tobacco companies can advertise any more …so why the hell would Dior use a picture of Johnny smoking…personally it gives me a migraine. So unless it ‘ode de tobacco ‘ it’s just not appropriate. ..so 1950s.
    I think he looks good myself..not smoking but black suit, white shirt, hair combed back…less product.
    Why would productize himself now???? Does he need the money support his turdy habit?? Or could it be to show turdy he can do it better than her…l like the later myself…he can get an endorsements 1000 times easier and better companies than she will ever or has ever had….but maybe I should shut up cause she might take it as a challenge. .. I’m quite happy not to see her.
    I really hope she not getting any money from this project cause if she is he will be doing a thousand of these ad…hats, jeans, scraves, jewelry, hankies, booze ads…glasses, hair products….chupacabra repellent. …

  6. sad for jd June 8, 2015 at 7:08 pm #

    Sorry ..off topic
    Here we go again..
    London Fields is suppose to be at the LA FILM festival on June 16th. She will be heading back to the US soon after Depp’s birthday tomorrow. ..will he be attending with her…I sure hope not, I want to see what she will do…if he is there it will be all happy couple’s day ….

    • sad for jd June 8, 2015 at 7:37 pm #

      Sorry I take that back…false info…I couldn’t find it on the festival guide…so I’m gathering is not playing there…🙆👍

  7. Kate Van Winfenn June 8, 2015 at 8:02 pm #

    Glad to see he’s wearing the shirt I bought him. Makes me smile.

    • Andrew June 8, 2015 at 8:03 pm #

      Dear God. WELCOME! LMFAO

    • janismd June 8, 2015 at 8:37 pm #

      LOL Love your posts!!!! 🙂

    • Liz June 8, 2015 at 9:59 pm #

      Oh Kate’s here, shit just got real!

      • Jdfan June 9, 2015 at 4:30 am #

        Love you Kate…LMAO!

  8. designsondepp June 8, 2015 at 8:33 pm #

    LMAO…Guess KVWF finally got past Jerry…

    • Andrew June 8, 2015 at 8:36 pm #

      :facepalm: LOL That’s what happens when Jerry has to fend off Chupa. Too busy to notice.

  9. jamie June 8, 2015 at 9:12 pm #


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