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I may update this post, so check back. All I can say right now is, “SO much for not becoming a product and selling out.”




A New Face

Today, the house of Dior is pleased to announce Johnny Depp as the face of a new men’s fragrance to be unveiled in September. We take a look at the career path of a highly singular actor.



He has been cinema’s most famous pirate, Jack Sparrow, and the alter ego of the poet William Blake in Dead Man, on the run in the American west. He has been the rookie cop from 21 Jump Street and the bad boy of Cry-Baby; the fantastical creature Edward Scissorhands and a man caught up with the reality of his past in Arizona Dream.

For three generations of viewers, Johnny Depp is an utterly unique Hollywood icon, capable of taking on all roles, from the most realistic characters to the most fantastic figures dreamed up by Tim Burton, and as comfortable in front of the camera of such cutting-edge auteurs as Emir Kusturica or Jim Jarmusch as he is in global blockbusters like Pirates of the Caribbean. Which new character will this legendary actor be playing for Dior? You’ll have to wait until September to find out!


28 Responses to “DIOR MAG”

  1. Jas June 3, 2015 at 11:51 am #

    Johnny was the face for Mont Blanc years ago too.

    • Andrew June 3, 2015 at 11:53 am #

      HM bleh bleh bleh. So much for not selling out…. “A tiger never changes its stripes” Sometimes they just become better seen.

  2. LMMFAO June 3, 2015 at 12:00 pm #

    OK when it comes out please go smell it don’t just buy it. If the fragrance is modeled after Johnny, and judging from how he has looked the last few months, the cologne may smell like ass. Just sayin.

  3. Minnie1 June 3, 2015 at 12:02 pm #

    When he cleans up and dresses like an adult, with fewer accessories, he looks very attractive. Wondering if this is the thin edge of the wedge, paving the way for Amber to become a Dior face?? Her perfume line: Eau de Chupa.

  4. LMMFAO June 3, 2015 at 12:14 pm #

    Eau de Chupa. LOL High notes Dog Hair, singed fur, and mud. Middle tones, native american sage, wet dog, and grapefruit, Low notes/tones crotch rot.

    • sad for jd June 3, 2015 at 7:35 pm #


  5. LMMFAO June 3, 2015 at 12:17 pm #

    Johnny will be the face of a line that’s fragrance is reminiscent of his most well known looks. High notes Tobacco, and Marijuana, Middle tones/notes: Rum, and beer farts. Base notes/tone Unwashed Ass.

  6. Minnie1 June 3, 2015 at 12:45 pm #

    I was only half-way joking about this paving the way for Amber. Vanessa does Chanel lipstick and every other actress in the world is the Face of Somebody. So why shouldn’t the world famous Mrs. Depp have her own line?

    • sad for jd June 3, 2015 at 7:44 pm #

      Minnie, please don’t put that out to the universe. …I sure hope she doesn’t. ..ahhhh the Mr & Ms Depp perfume line…gag me.
      chupacabra perfume can be in a bottle in the shape of her hand flipping us off…so classy.
      She hasn’t be offered too many movies lately..I sure hope they don’t offer any modeling nor makeup lines…. she can just fade into the horizon.

  7. designsondepp June 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm #

    He does clean up VERY WELL…sigh

  8. RL June 3, 2015 at 1:16 pm #

    I love this pic and can’t wait to see the rest in Sept …… HOT !!!

  9. designsondepp June 3, 2015 at 1:44 pm #

    This is positive press for Black Mass. (September) Honestly, I see Mont Blanc (pen/writing) more him. Not the first time he has put out ‘sexy Johnny’ mag spreads before a movie release. Everyone in lala sells out to promote, only most haven’t said they would never do that consistently or quickly change their tune when they get a reality check. Part and parcel.

    • Jas June 3, 2015 at 2:34 pm #

      Right, and The Mont Blanc promotion was also for charity which included a number of celebrities, not only Johnny. I never thought he sold out…then or now. By the way, there are a few other pics from the Dior shoot that were leaked a few months back but the photographer asked that they not be posted. One word…. HOT.

      • Andrew June 4, 2015 at 12:41 am #

        Nahhh he hasn’t sold out, just done a 180, and become something opposite he claimed to be. He gave in to some kind of pressure, so in a sense to some people that is selling out because he did not stay true to his self or his beliefs ———that is unless he’s been lying all these years and in that case he’s just a fucking liar and not who anyone thought he was. Don’t know which is worse actually.

    • Andrew June 4, 2015 at 12:42 am #

      Everyone in lala sells out to promote, only most haven’t said they would never do that consistently or quickly change their tune when they get a reality check.

  10. Mango June 3, 2015 at 2:37 pm #

    Maybe he starting to turn over a new leaf-
    Maybe he is getting ready to dump his fake
    moocher ….

  11. Liz June 3, 2015 at 4:39 pm #

    To me this is Amber trying to build their empire. Somehow I doubt Johnny had the thought “gee I really should get my face out there MORE!”
    But if he was approached (I’m sure he has been many, many times) I can just hear Amber being oh so encouraging!

    • phonytexanbitch June 3, 2015 at 5:10 pm #

      Well she can’t get any of the previous money he made, so he has to make “new” money so he can pay her when they split.

    • Mango June 3, 2015 at 6:35 pm #

      But this would put him on a higher pedestal…… She could start to be dragged through the mud……

      She’s not his real wife and people are starting to find out….. This union won’t be so great with him getting a second wind….. He starts building on his own…

      He could give her the boot without it being too much of a backlash for him…

      I think he just doesn’t want to lose too much of his status by getting her out…. Otherwise I don’t think he would’ve even staged the wedding…

  12. sad for jd June 3, 2015 at 7:53 pm #

    Johnny has to make back some of money he’s spend on the Turd Meister. …she’s cost him allot…3 or 4 engagement rings, island ceremony for her family and friends, JD airlines, all the gifts for her, her family and friends, vacations and doggy gate. What a few million right there…. and he thought he could retire.

  13. Liz June 3, 2015 at 9:12 pm #

    Well it’s 8am down under but….it’s 5 o’clock somewhere right Johnny?


    Maybe it’s character….or….. maybe it’s drunk. :/

    • sad for jd June 3, 2015 at 9:39 pm #

      Under one the pictures they refer to chupacabra as Amber Rose…too funny.
      Johnny is really turning on the charm…the kiss was sweet and if you are around French people …we do kiss each other on the cheek as a greeting ..usually on both cheeks. Very typical in Europe.
      He’s going to ham this up and they will dismiss the charges…IMO.
      I really hope AH has to work to pay off the dogs’ flight back to the US…washing floor, toilets, dishing , Johnny’s jeans etc
      Although I don’t encourage someone with drinking problem to drink…but if it get rid turdy, will drink on then get some help.

    • the view from here June 3, 2015 at 10:56 pm #

      Seems he just can’t resist a pretty blonde!

  14. Lydia June 3, 2015 at 10:13 pm #

    This new fragrance campaign (so ironic given all the “Mr. Stench” comments) premiering with Black Mass, the #WarOnTerrier drama (in a dog-obsessed world), and LR’s coming out as an actress/model pretty much simultaneously: seems like a massive, well-planned new PR campaign to reboot Johnny Depp to the public. Could be the work of Robin Baum but it gives off a very fresh vibe – like he’s engaged new PR people and/or new mgmt, despite reports that he didn’t gire Tracey Jacobs.

    • stellina June 4, 2015 at 7:26 am #

      “….seems like a massive, well-planned new PR campaign to reboot Johnny Depp to the public”


      Will be interesting to watch how they fit turdy into the mix.

  15. the view from here June 3, 2015 at 10:55 pm #

    In the Dior pic he looks a lot like Mickey Rourke used to.

  16. sad for jd June 4, 2015 at 10:31 am #

    Johnny still being charming with his fans down under….he jokes that he and chupacabra would like to move to queensland. ..
    Wonder if chupacabra is seeing all the kisses Johnny’s giving and receiving. ..His PR is going all out and he is getting a thumbs up….AH can throw him under the bus and he keeps getting up. I think she forgets he has millions and millions of fans..he knows how to be charming while she has a few thousand fans and thinks she acting vulgar and crude will win over the public. Poor turdy doesn’t realize that people still don’t know who she is and allot don’t know Depp married her….she’s just not that interesting and being with Johnny will only get you known as one of Johnny’s girls.


    vs Amber,

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