Quarantine

2 Jun

Closed until further notice. Blog in quarantine due to Amber Turd mentioned and seen here. :sprays kwell:

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29 Responses to “Quarantine”

  1. Minnie1 June 2, 2015 at 9:34 am #

    I think you might want to consider using a hazmat team.

    • sad for jd June 2, 2015 at 10:54 am #

      LOL. … is this a 10 day quarantine or a whole 6 months months?

      • phonytexanbitch June 2, 2015 at 11:03 am #

        Well, hell, you’d have to quarantine Depp too and anyone else that’s been around her. Put them all in a fucking cell and watch nature in action. They’d all drive each other nuts! I’m thinking the survival of the fittest would boil down to the last man standing. Depp and Turdy can compare their dicks sizes to determine the winner.

      • sad for jd June 2, 2015 at 11:29 am #

        PTB, LMAO. …will be interesting to see if the Australia government presses charges…Depp did a photo opps with the locals yesterday. So he doing some good PR…what gets me is that the are only mentioning Depp and the pilot…it’s Amber’s dogs, she needs to declare them and therefore she should be held accountable as well.

        http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/johnny-depp-wows-crowd-at-raby-bay-20150602-gherhk.html

      • Andrew June 2, 2015 at 4:14 pm #

        Not sure, depends on the fines.

    • Andrew June 2, 2015 at 4:15 pm #

      Jesus this is expensive today.

  2. designsondepp June 2, 2015 at 11:41 am #

    See that’s what happens Andy when you fail to get a blog permit to talk about a dog. LMAO!!!

    • Andrew June 2, 2015 at 4:13 pm #

      I know….I’m waist deep in it. LOL

  3. ioloves_amber June 2, 2015 at 12:01 pm #

    Don’t tell me she’s infiltrated Jambernews too!

  4. Minnie1 June 2, 2015 at 12:35 pm #

    Agreed Sad. Amber should step up, be an adult and take some of the blame. But you notice that little Ms. “Look at Me” Fameho is nowhere to be seen or heard in connection with this situation??? Maybe she was told to shut up, but she’s missing a huge opportunity to get her name and face in the news.

    • phonytexanbitch June 2, 2015 at 1:00 pm #

      So true. By owning up to her part in this mess, she might actually gain a bit of the public’s respect. Not any of the regulars here, but the global public might see her a little better than they do. Because she is NOT owning up to this, it proves to me that she is not a caring, humble person, the way PR wants us to think she is. It proves her selfishness and that she feels she is better than everyone else. She could even save Johnny and the pilot, if by any chance they didn’t know the dogs were there until they were already in the air.

      • Mango June 2, 2015 at 1:19 pm #

        She was probably just trying to cause trouble getting out of there…. Didn’t matter what it caused them…

  5. Minnie1 June 2, 2015 at 1:13 pm #

    I’ve said this so many times…but I’d make a bet she tranquilized them and stuffed them into their travel bag as usual, boarded the plane without Johnny, and then, they woke up at some point in the flight. You notice she didn’t take them to London– she somehow managed to get information about British quarantine laws, but not Australian.

    • phonytexanbitch June 2, 2015 at 1:25 pm #

      It felt like Jerry was scrambling when they arrived. He was being VERY specific in placing Turdy and Depp. I’ve never seen him do that quite that way before. I think he was told to distract. If it had been planned (like PR), Robin Baum would have been there to do it. I think it was only planned during the flight after the dogs were discovered. But then why was she so fucking stupid to take them to a groomer one week before they would be leaving to go back to LA. Truth is they may have gotten discovered on that return trip. Then the groomer trip could have been done so that the dogs were discovered PRIOR to leaving so they wouldn’t be discovered when they left and they might have been grounded, not able to go back to LA as planned. It’s obvious they made it very clear who the dogs belonged to and they didn’t have to.

      • Liz June 2, 2015 at 2:43 pm #

        It occurred to me that the whole photo op may have had more to do with “look over here, look over here…. not back there where a suspicious bag is being carried off our plane” than perhaps “oh look we’re such a happy couple.”

  6. vicki June 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm #

    Hope it is ok to post a link during this quarantine!
    This is from the National Enquirer, so may or may not be true, but they say Johnny and Keith Richards got thrown out of a restaurant for being drunk, and that Amber is furious:

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/drunken-johnny-depp-deep-trouble

    • Liz June 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm #

      There’s no timeline in which this seems to work. Johnny and Amber got married, went their separate ways…Johnny returned to LA to recover (which this could’ve happened during that period) BUT Amber was in London almost the whole time… sooooo when would she have been there to “keep an eye on him?”

      If there’s any truth to this story I’d believe Johnny got sloshed with Keith but that’s it. Amber wasn’t around to give a shit or tell him to sober up. I feel like every “Amber is concerned and over it” story is… just that… a story! Probably a plant by her people to work that “she’s the devoted wife and victim” angle.

      That said, these stories give me that tingly and hopeful feeling that maybe DIVORCE is on the horizon because this could be the beginning of the his friends say / her friends say game. Remember the stories of he and V “living separate lives” started to dribble out months before the official split.

      But I don’t think Depp will do it officially until he wraps pirates and returns from OZ…. but hey, let the epic unraveling begin… I’ll grab my drink and popcorn!

      • vicki June 2, 2015 at 3:30 pm #

        “The embarrassing incident at Hollywood’s conservative Musso and Frank Grill comes just six months after Johnny, 51, tried to kick the sauce with an “at-home” rehab program, as The ENQUIRER exclusively reported.”
        So, the article is saying this occurred six months after his “at-home” rehab. Was that in Dec-Jan? If so, this event would be recent.
        I haven’t kept up with the timeline as well as you all, so not sure.

    • ioloves_amber June 2, 2015 at 3:15 pm #

      Very interesting. Richards recently said he hadn’t seen JD in a couple of years which links back to that dinner with Amber at Ago in 2013. When I read that I thought maybe richards spotted her motives and advised JD against getting more involved. That would explain the hiatus in their friendship while JD rode the Amber handbasket to hell. Maybe this means JD has come to his senses if he’s getting together with Richards again.

      • sad for jd June 2, 2015 at 3:32 pm #

        The Stones had a concert in LA on May 20 then Chicago on the 28th….Johnny was back in LA on the 26th. They might of met up on this last visit but it sounds like another I’m so concerned about my husband drinking crap. If it happened, it’s too bad Johnny’s not taking his sobriety seriously.

      • janismd June 2, 2015 at 3:47 pm #

        I thought he was returning as Captian Teague in POTC 5

  7. Liz June 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm #

    I wouldn’t expect either of them to ever speak on doggiegate. Especially Amber. If she does it would be some fake emotional bullshit. I just rather hope Johnny makes HER pay the fines. She could sell her tacky engagement ring and pay off the fines and probably still feed a small country!

    Johnny seems to be in his happy place now playing Jack and meeting the people. Also lighter and clearer…. I bet it has a lot to do with being Turdy free for 12 + hours a day!

    I picture her sitting by a pool, sending SOS messages to her friends and pouting endlessly whilst pretending to read one of her big girl books. But don’t worry Amber, soon enough you’ll be strutting you next trailer trash look down the red carpet and get your fill of the flashes! Attention withdrawal explains her bitch face.

  8. Minnie1 June 2, 2015 at 4:20 pm #

    Yes, the timing with the Stones’ LA date works but wasn’t Chupa in NY pretty much until they flew out? It has been alleged that she has people watching him so…

    • Minnie1 June 2, 2015 at 4:50 pm #

      Oops-got mixed up. The 26th would have been the logical date for the drunken dinner. So she was there and wasn’t invited?? This might also explain why there were no photos of them at LR’s party. Too hung over or not talking to each other.
      .

      • goawayjamber June 2, 2015 at 5:12 pm #

        Excellent point, Minnie1.

  9. Liz June 2, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

    Sure yeah now we’re supposed to believe ms. go out and party with her friends, drink in his presence and focused on her work is determined to keep him sober. Again, if she were that concerned, she wouldn’t have married him when she did. Even if he HAD gotten sober during dec-jan then they did a shot gun wedding after all and really… a month sober and he’s gonna be stable? SURE. Oh, and THEN I’m going to be an ocean apart from him for a couple months… oh wait, no worries, I have my minions watching him (which ones?)… they’re obviously doing a bang up job cause he clearly was drinking down in OZ and again during his “recovery.” Or should we also believe that photo of him with his buddy, whom he’s always drunk around, with a drink in his hand was just a diet coke?

    Bull shit. It’s all bull shit. If Amber gave 2 shits about Johnny’s sobriety…. she’d have made him get SERIOUS help, not some “at home” crap and would have held off on marriage. Heck there was a time they wanted us to believe that’s exactly what she was doing “I won’t marry you till you get your act together.”

    Whoops, guess she meant “I’ll marry you when we have a break in both our schedules.”

    • Adrienne June 3, 2015 at 4:45 am #

      I know this might sound mean (it’s not ment mean in any way), but looking at the last 4 pictures I cannot help wondering how people would react if he was not famous and they met him on a park bench or at a train station. My guess is, their behaviour would be quite the opposite.

      • Andrew June 3, 2015 at 11:52 am #

        NO it’s not mean many people have said the same. He’s still got some fat on his ass. Thick ass.

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