We’re off to see the Wizard!

1 Jun

Looks like….

YA STILL GROUNDED AMBER!  No staying and playing in Los Angeles. Get your ass on the fucking plane and show everyone you’re a married woman.

Amber: “pout pout”   _almost in tears_

LMFAO. That’s how the game is played Amber. You wanted it, and fake or not, you’re responsible for your role. Besides you need to be babysat, because you slip out of character when you’re around your friends. Bad, bad :spats hands:

Now do your fucking part.



1. Didn’t get the cavity search she was hoping for

2. They took her pills

3. She DID get the cavity search but it was from a man.

4. They found iO in her luggage and deported her back to the states.

5. They took her vibrator. (It wasn’t declared and listed) and we all know it NEEDS quarantine.

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19 Responses to “We’re off to see the Wizard!”

  1. Minnie1 June 1, 2015 at 12:05 pm #

    In the photo with Johnny, she is walking behind his security. Looks like she’s been demoted to “entourage” status. Anyone remember the lyrics to the Stones’s song “Under My Thumb”??

    • sad for jd June 1, 2015 at 12:34 pm #

      Here it is….
      Rolling Stones – Under My Thumb Lyrics

      Under my thumb 
      The girl who once had me down 
      Under my thumb 
      The girl who once pushed me around 

      It’s down to me 
      The difference in the clothes she wears 
      Down to me, the change has come, 
      She’s under my thumb 

      Ain’t it the truth babe? 

      Under my thumb 
      The squirmin’ dog who’s just had her day 
      Under my thumb 
      A girl who has just changed her ways 

      It’s down to me, yes it is 
      The way she does just what she’s told 
      Down to me, the change has come 
      She’s under my thumb 
      Ah, ah, say it’s alright 

      Under my thumb 
      A Siamese cat of a girl 
      Under my thumb 
      She’s the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world 

      It’s down to me 
      The way she talks when she’s spoken to 
      Down to me, the change has come, 
      She’s under my thumb 
      Ah, take it easy babe 

      It’s down to me, oh yeah 
      The way she talks when she’s spoken to 
      Down to me, the change has come, 
      She’s under my thumb 
      Yeah, it feels alright 

      Under my thumb 
      Her eyes are just kept to herself 
      Under my thumb, well I 
      I can still look at someone else 

      It’s down to me, oh that’s what I said 
      The way she talks when she’s spoken to 
      Down to me, the change has come, 
      She’s under my thumb 
      Say, it’s alright. 

      Say it’s all
      Say it’s all

      Take it easy babe 
      Take it easy babe 
      Feels alright 
      Take it, take it easy babe.

      • Minnie1 June 1, 2015 at 2:05 pm #


  2. phonytexanbitch June 1, 2015 at 12:23 pm #

    Is Johnny wearing the same clothes he had on Saturday night? I know he does do that, but he’s even got the same necklaces, I think. Looks like he didn’t go home between. I gotta do some math, but I can’t right now. It’s like 14 hours flight plus a time difference, pictures appear early morning on Monday, so when did they leave LA? The same night as the concert? Is that why Depp sat around for 2 hours waiting for his plane to be ready? I still think based on the photos that Turdy wasn’t there and that the Moreno’s thought the girl pictured was Turdy. Maybe Depp was waiting for her to get there, so that they could look like the “oh, so together couple” arriving in Oz.

  3. RL June 1, 2015 at 1:03 pm #

    And for gods sake someone check their luggage!! lol

  4. sad for jd June 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm #

    Ah no happy couples pictures….AH wasn’t in the mood.
    I didn’t see Jerry …..did he need a break from the whole fiasco. Tried of babysitting AH and her childish behaviour, dealing with the whole Heard family.
    Depp seems quite content and relaxed…and AH pouting walking tens steps behind.
    Perhaps she is under strict observation so she doesn’t attempt to hurt herself and ensure she’s taking her medication.
    Is it me, it appears that there been a 180 here….
    1. Johnny relaxed and back in charge
    2. AH is subdued and not flipping the bird or smirking
    3. No happy couples pose since the cirque. ..perhaps a sign that the circus has come to an end
    4. No AH outings with her minions…that we have seen … no LA AH photos period
    5. AH not allow to needle Depp in public…like her little antics on the red carpet of The Mortdicai permier in Japan, London or so many events over the years..
    I guess time will tell….AH is far toooooo quiet.

  5. ioloves_amber June 1, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

    [Accidentally posted this in the wrong section, so here it is again:]
    The news item says they were made to sit on the tarmac for an hour before deplaning while customs searched their luggage. JD was likely VERY irritated by that after such a long flight and rarely being told he can’t do what he wants. The result was probably an argument between them with him reminding her it was all her fault due to doggygate, and her complaining that she didn’t even want to be there in the first place. The estrangement is increasing–the photo tells all. It seems JD is starting not to give a f** about whether he appears part of a happy couple or not. He’s just dragging her around to avoid further embarassment on his part. The golddigger really ought to just go home to IO who seems to be wishing to turn back the clock (see her twitter post) to a time when Amber was true to her lesbian self, rather than a lying golddigger who the LGBT community should put to shame.

  6. Minnie1 June 1, 2015 at 1:49 pm #

    So perhaps her wonderfully creative hand gestures for the German magazine were the final straw. Acting like a mature adult and supportive spouse is not who AH is. So how long will it be before she
    escapes Johnny and starts living her fameho, look at me life style again

    • Jdfan June 1, 2015 at 2:33 pm #

      Can’t be soon enough. Go away bitch.

  7. sue7725 June 1, 2015 at 2:35 pm #

    The one picture looks like she is about to cry.

    • Jdfan June 1, 2015 at 2:44 pm #

      She doesn’t want to be there. Wants to be back.in LA partying with her disgusting group of friends. Probably got a telling off and was told to behave and do what she’s told or else…whatever.

  8. Elle June 1, 2015 at 4:08 pm #

    Looks like she’s had botched surgery on her chin… or she’s about to cry.

  9. intohim June 1, 2015 at 4:55 pm #

    Famewhore is dragging her feet behind Johnny and the bodyguard . looks like she would rather be with her girl(s). In the second pic it looks like the famewhore is embarrassed….after all, the brat is not use to being treated like this (an ordinary person). She’s Mrs. JD, ok?! haha !

    • Andrew June 1, 2015 at 5:20 pm #


  10. sad for jd June 1, 2015 at 6:29 pm #

    Video of the happy couple. ..

    • Liz June 1, 2015 at 10:39 pm #

      well he actually stopped to wait for her so he’s not pissed off enough at her. shame.

  11. vicki June 1, 2015 at 7:05 pm #

    The Daily Mail has the story now, but didn’t include any of the photos from today. Are they not wanting to show her in a bad light?


  12. Liz June 1, 2015 at 11:06 pm #

    well he’s right back to work and sans a Turdy tag along…

    Still looking a bit hefty round the middle… obviously he needs a good cleanse. LOL

  13. Minnie1 June 2, 2015 at 7:20 am #

    So Customs did go through all their luggage. Andy you might have been right about articles found in Chupa’s. No wonder she’ s in tears- she may have been humiliated for the first time in her life.

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