The Rise and Fall of Johnny Depp

28 May


7 Responses to “The Rise and Fall of Johnny Depp”

  1. Mango May 28, 2015 at 8:32 pm #

    Idk if she reads this, but if she does just want to say Happy 16th Lily! I’m sure your driving experience will be awesome :). I hope Jack is doing good – he can ride with Lily and cruise the town 😉 he probably has already drove some… Anyway keep your chins up
    and have a gr8 B- Day weekend 🙂

    • intohim May 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm #

      If Lilly got a car for her b-day, I wonder what make of a car it is. My guess is a Mini Cooper convertible. Mini’s are very popular with the kids.

  2. Liz May 28, 2015 at 9:19 pm #

    Perfect photo for Depp as he seems to be on a direct path to hell at the moment!

  3. designsondepp May 29, 2015 at 7:07 am #

    We know how easily public opinion changes. If Black Mass is a winner for Depp, the arrow turns and points up. He’ll be nominated for all kinds of awards including an Oscar. Dirty turdy will attend every red carpet event cheaply dressed sans undies with growl face at the ready…she’s not gonna miss all this after years of planning to get to this point…she ain’t neeeeever gonna leave him. Depp will have a sardonic grin with glazed over eyes behind sunglasses with a fuck you vibe…I’m the Burger King. (of course he’ll put his hand over his heart a lot eluding sincerity while turdy keeps a death grip on his other hand) OMG I’ve gotten carried away…stop stop and go vomit…

    • Bullshit May 29, 2015 at 8:03 am #

      That’s if people won’t be too busy mocking this pathetic 27th attempt at keeping Jack Sparrow interesting.

      You’re being much too optimistic. If he hadn’t done Transcendence then maybe you could have hope that he could take on a more serious role that isn’t just another parody of Sparrow / himself and get some recognition from the public and critics alike. But Transcendence (19% rating on RT) was trashed just like everything else he did after 2011 and no one was blown away by his performance. Even having big names like Morgan Freeman on the poster couldn’t help the fact that it was just another Johnny Depp film. Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t help Mortdecai (13% on RT) from being just another Johnny Depp film although that whole thing was probably intentionally a joke. And don’t forget we’ve got the Alice in Wonderland sequel to look forward to, so for every good review he gets for Black Mass, if he gets any, he’ll get three bad ones for each of jokes he’s got coming up. So place your bets on which will be the first news site to turn “Black Mass” into “Black Mess”.

      I hope for Lily Rose’s sake that Yoga Hosers won’t get bad reviews, I hope Johnny doesn’t have that much screen time in that because it wouldn’t be fair on her that her first film is trashed because of her dad. Frankly Johnny should have let her do something on her own so she doesn’t have to start her career in the shadow of her dad’s bad image, although I’m sure if the film flops he’s going to give her the old speech about the mean critics and mean industry and mean people who don’t understand, he’s going to blame everyone and everything but himself. I hope he doesn’t make her believe that it’s ok to resign to doing shitty films for money and not giving a crap about people’s feedback on your work, his kids don’t have to be as bad as him and hopefully he still has a grain of an idea of what’s best for them and will let them evolve in their own way.

    • sad for jd May 29, 2015 at 10:28 am #

      DOD, LOL…I think YOU HAVE IT RIGHT .. Turdy will be there until she can bleed him dry or something better comes along. Even then she will keep depp to pay the bills for the turdy family.. Daddy Turdy and depp can play with guns and explosive. ..reminiscing about his time with Hunter.
      Johnny said he does give a flip….I guess he doesn’t.

    • Andrew May 29, 2015 at 11:46 am #

      hahahhahaa lol

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