Never Happen

26 May

depp_rumdiary

Short and quick post today. Johnny Depp. So much drama. “Oh shit he could go to jail” well as much as I’d like to see it happen so chupa would be far from him, it AIN’T gonna happen! C’mon!  I doubt he even gets a fine. Those special perks of being Johnny Depp are going to kick in fairly soon.

Now excuse me while I vomit profusely.

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26 Responses to “Never Happen”

  1. Johana May 26, 2015 at 1:24 pm #

    Thanks Andrew for your excuses, because Johnny is a good person.

    • Andrew May 26, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

      And thank you again for your nonsensical dibble. If he wants people to think he’s a good person then he should act like one, not lie to the “bosses” he has (those that pay his bills i.e. fans) and basically stop acting like an robot droned idiot.

      Now addressing you Johanass for the last time. Why are you here at this blog? Is it only to cause trouble and post countless comments insulting me that never get approved? Those that stir the shit pot, should have to lick the spoon. It’s time for you to shut your fuckwit beak, you’re one of those people that make others uncomfortable. It keeps them up at night because you exist. It’s truly mind numbing how ignorant your comments have become. If you have even a single shred of decency you’ll just stop being a good-for-nothing camel toe for at least three weeks.
      Now, POOF be gone, you unlikable bitchcicle

      • sad for jd May 26, 2015 at 10:29 pm #

        LMFAO…sorry that you have to get that aggravated but when you do ….it’s priceless.

        • Andrew May 27, 2015 at 10:45 am #

          ^ so I’ve been told. heh

  2. Mango May 26, 2015 at 1:39 pm #

    He can choose this scenario or put up with it as long as he wants…. He maybe afraid he’ll lose his stature if he doesn’t…. But if he continues to sell himself out to a shallow vain existence….

    The perks won’t matter because he won’t be worth wasting them on…. He will lose out and find out how many ” friends ” he really does not have….

    • Minnie1 May 26, 2015 at 2:31 pm #

      I’m sure that Chupa will be more than happy for him to pay any fines, take the brunt of the heat, and cash in all his perks and favors as long as she gets what she wants

      Is he scheduled to go back for more filming? I wonder if the Ms. Narcissistic Troublemaker will tag along.

      • R U Kiddin Me? May 26, 2015 at 2:54 pm #

        ^This

  3. Liz May 26, 2015 at 3:15 pm #

    No, no he doesn’t have a drinking problem…

    Some people will keep denying it but even Paul’s reactions here seem a tip off.

    • Andrew May 26, 2015 at 3:48 pm #

      Liz, the look on Pauls face at times. LOL

    • sad for jd May 26, 2015 at 10:40 pm #

      How long do you think they will remain close friends. ..Paul seems to be a good guy and I’m sure johnny is hoot to be around but with the chupacabra around….what do they call him…a moody😕😞

  4. Liz May 26, 2015 at 5:33 pm #

    Yeah it says to me “oh Johnny, you’re a mess man.”

  5. vicki May 27, 2015 at 9:18 am #

    Apparently, Johnny thinks breaking Australia’s laws is funny.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3098674/Johnny-Depp-s-pal-says-actor-sees-funny-pooches-Pistol-Boo-deported-smuggling-Oz.html

    • phonytexanbitch May 27, 2015 at 9:32 am #

      Australia has egg on their face over this. Johnny is laughing all the way to the bank because he’s been advised to the monetary loss that Oz will face if they pursue him further. But now Oz WANTS to make him pay, but Johnny knows they won’t jail him. It almost seems that Johnny doesn’t realize the consequences of his actions in this. He figures he’ll pay whatever fine they give him and be done with it.
      Someone needs to make it clear to him that he broke a law that could have endangered the health and welfare of an ENTIRE COUNTRY/ CONTINENT. This wasn’t just smuggling in a little dope in for private use. By laughing at this, we see his true nature, his arrogance is showing. He’s a spoiled rotten brat just like his wife and I wish they would both be jailed, 30 days, 60 days and pay a HUGE fine much greater that .01% of his net worth.

      • sad for jd May 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm #

        I’m with you all the way….how would depp like it if someone introduced some diseases to his island and it killed all the plants and trees…..he wouldn’t be upset.
        You know what… the two of them need to go and live with all their minions on his precious island and they can do what they want, when they want and let the snakes swallow Amber’s purses rats whole…and they don’t have to worry about paps taking photos. ..their friends will post all the wonderful things about the godless almighties. …I feel so bad about the Australian gov’t get a bad wrap. …but they keep saying it’s johnny dogs…if they would say it’s Amber’s dogs. ..you would see the whole rebellion come to screaming halt. ….because the precious just isn’t that famous…you are not angelina jolie….your just johnny depp fake wife…what a joke.

    • stellina May 27, 2015 at 12:56 pm #

      “The pet drama unfolded amid claims the actor stormed off the set of his latest movie due to marital issues with his much younger wife.
      A publicist for the star denied there were any problems, telling Brisbane Times: ‘I can’t go into detail on our filming schedules or the movements of individuals but I can tell you that nothing in that report has any relation to reality,'”

      Interesting how they’re putting the publicists statement into a new contents to leave the impression he denied the marital problems. Which he didn’t, on the contrary, by not being able to go into detail about filming schedules for individuals, imo he had his back covered just in case Depp would’ve gotten pictured in a place he wasn’t supposed to be.

  6. designsondepp May 27, 2015 at 11:08 am #

    aaannnd…he’ll make sure his ‘true feelings’ about this situation are commented through other people; not directly from him. But you know, he must have conveyed that attitude when talking about it to others. A big joke!

  7. ck May 27, 2015 at 11:10 am #

    I wish he would go to jail long enough to sober up and clean up his act. Then we would see if she really loved him or not… not!!! This could be good for him. Bring him down a few notches, clear his head, get rid of Amber, see who his true friends are. Unfortunately if he was jailed, Amber and her minions would clean him out of house and home and share photos.

    We all know this is not going to happen, but if he is jailed she should be jailed also. These are her dogs and this is all her fault.

    Johnny, like everyone else in her life never tells her “No”! This girl always gets what she wants. But some day, she will be told “No” and she will go trailer trash/park (whatever she said) and have a break down.

  8. Minnie1 May 27, 2015 at 2:15 pm #

    So I’m wondering what “source” is eventually going to leak the truth about whose idea it was to sneak the dogs on board, how it was done, and when it was discovered that they were on the flight. Or will Johnny just pay up all the fines for everyone in order to preserve for Chupa’s spotless name and reputation??

  9. phonytexanbitch May 27, 2015 at 2:33 pm #

    I know I posted my rant, but I’ve got to wonder if, Johnny found the whole “doggy gate” funny because he knew that it was all Turdy’s doing and may have washed his hands of it, he and his people let her know she’s responsible for it. Also, he may have communicated it as humorous to be showing a brave face to friends and it sounds like that was BEFORE any possible jail time was mentioned. Since he’s now back to hiding in the vehicle (which is really weird because they knew it was him, why turn away it just made him appear more guilty) now that a possible prison sentence is being discussed, is this him showing concern. They are so far only talking about jailing Depp (and possibly the pilot), Turdy is all smiles because if they put him away she will have free rein.
    Just think ten years from now, he will be 62 and his kids will be 26 and 23, his mother and father may or may not be around at 90 years old. Depp would miss out on a good portion of his life. Of course by that time he’ll likely be bankrupt and ready for a comeback. Then again, he may be too pretty to go to jail, he’ll become Bubba’s butt buddy.

  10. Liz May 27, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

    Ok hold on people… let’s get this right before we blow it up into “Depp’s an asshole.” I mean, sure he’s acting like a dumbass lately and I certainly won’t defend his behavior (I haven’t) but THIS is NOT the same…
    PAY CLOSE ATTENTION HERE;”Close pal Mick Doohan, five-time motorcycle world champion, told the Courier Mail: ‘To be honest I think he thinks it’s quite humorous…”
    Two key things, since when did the guy Johnny is renting a house from become a “close pal.” I call bullshit…they may have only met once or twice if that. Do we have any other report of these two even KNOWING each other?? No.
    Also…. “I THINK HE THINKS….” Meaning, this is Mick putting words in Johnny’s mouth. No where does it say “Johnny said to me.”

    I personally think this is a case of the press continuing to dig for shit and any time they get anyone willing to comment, they run with it and of course misuse the headline and ta da…. people fall into the trap.

    Personally I doubt Johnny finds it too funny because it’s costing him a good chunk of money (sure he’s got some to spare but I think he’d rather not waste it!) and his behavior since says to me, I’m hiding because I want this shit to go away. If he thought it was funny, he wouldn’t feel a need to lay low. He’s probably fucking embarrassed if for nothing else than he got caught!

  11. Liz May 27, 2015 at 2:52 pm #

    Oh and I almost missed this part but to further my point…
    ‘He’s a humorous type of guy, I think he’s just disappointed about how it’s been relentless.’

    Yeah Johnny would be upset by the relentlessness of it so here, let me comment on it to the very outlet that keeps bringing it up!

    Yeah some FRIEND!

    If he is, then his name goes on the list of people Johnny needs to get as far away from as possible!

    Can’t these people just keep their fucking mouths shut??

  12. Liz May 27, 2015 at 2:59 pm #

    Oh and wait… it looks like they took the WHOLE damn thing out of context… check out THIS version…
    “To be honest I think he thinks it’s quite humorous how him just wanting to leave the country to visit his daughter can be such big news,” Doohan said

    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/johnny-depps-dogs-mick-doohan-says-situation-hilarious-20150527-ghalbs.html

    Yes, ladies and gents… Context matters. As does journalism. But hey, who are we kidding, this is celebrity gossip, facts don’t matter! ha

  13. Minnie1 May 27, 2015 at 3:39 pm #

    Everyone and his brother and sister are blaming Depp for doggygate. I mean, people can’t even comprehend that they’re actually Chupa’s dogs (so much for truth in journalism) but since it’s more sensational for them to be his handbag rats, so be it. Another thing, is she going to stand up eventually and take some or most of the blame for this? An adult who loved her spouse would.

    Finally,Jerry’s body language as they were exiting the plane in Oz.. I’m wondering if he found out about the smuggled doggies, was furious with her, and told her to stand there and shut up. He did not look friendly and happy with Chupa in those photos.

    • Mango May 27, 2015 at 5:39 pm #

      He might be about the only one with some common sense…

    • Liz May 27, 2015 at 8:59 pm #

      I didn’t see any photos with Jerry, where are those??

  14. Mango May 27, 2015 at 4:15 pm #

    I can understand they have rules…& I think at this point Am is more guilty than any…
    I think a big fine is adequate. I’m sure those groomed kids are up to date on their shots and probably hardly put their feet on the ground…. I just think it is a bit steep on registered tagged house dogs….

    Besides its kinda funny considering they have “dingos” that were derived partly from domestic dogs
    Affecting population of native wildlife…. Dingos are not naturally native wild dogs…

    And they are just jumping so severely on registered Yorkies… He might as well have brought some
    of his stuffed bats he had in SAmerica… For the trouble of this…

    They wanted them shooting that movie there… Well this comes with the terf when you add “the other one ” to the list ….
    I understand what everyone is saying, but they did want him there… They are not wild animals…

    Personally I think they are just trying to jump on him b/c of who he is… & this “law” enables them too…, Maybe a way of getting her in trouble…. Idk… Maybe they can turn the tables on her..,

    I guess he can either get tired of this mess or go down with it….. But this hasn’t been love ever since she “lap danced ” for him…. You don’t present yourself that way if your looking for something serious…. I think she considers him a rich schmuk ( can’t spell this.., sorry) 😦

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