Jamber Attends Cirque du Soleil

23 May

First off, Johnny is wasted as usual. Looking at his eyes, it’s obvious.

Second….. a group photo and everyone looks relaxed and natural EXCEPT Amber Whore. Who is posed, and trying to look sexy. WHY does she think she has to do this in every fucking photo? Eh – who cares it just makes her look ridiculous, and insecure.



Johnny looks unkempt, there are several photos that appear he’s not as blitzed as we’ve seen him before, and that’s good but there are several that show he has …had a bit to drink.Ā  I’d drink too if I had to put up with a chupacabra stowing away in suitcases, and bringing smaller chupas with her.

At least he was smiling with the cast of the show. I’d love to say that his age is what’s showing (Getting older), but he appears tired, possibly from filming, and worn. Still has some excess weight on as well.Ā  Gotta show that united front after all the “banned from the set” “chasing after Amber” “marriage going downhill”Ā  blah blah. Once again we see rumors of trouble and then the “couple” shows up for a photo op.

Something isn’t quite right with these photos, I just haven’t figured it out yet.

p.s. He’s starting to get new jewelry all the time too.



66 Responses to “Jamber Attends Cirque du Soleil”

  1. Mango May 23, 2015 at 2:05 pm #

    Who r these people? Y is doing this? Y is acting so fake all the time? He knows that people have caught on to this crud , for a while now…. I almost want to ask y is he being such a jerk?

    He’s not happy with her so y keep up a fake show for so long being miserable…. Lose the prestige and notability for a while . His well being and family are more important than a bunch of idiots trying to salvage a fake existence…. He’s got talent and can get back up again. But why participate in all this junk over family? Are these people more important than his kids…. Please Grow Up! It’s a lot sexier….
    If you have the ability to care šŸ˜¦

  2. Minnie1 May 23, 2015 at 2:19 pm #

    Grey hair roots showing. Smile looks forced. And his eyes look, well, crazy. Were these from Oz?

    She is her usual “look at me and look who I’m married to” self.

  3. ioloves_amber May 23, 2015 at 2:27 pm #

    She has one hand in his pocket– very symbolic–and is desperately clinging to him as usual. The body language shows they are not in love, maybe even more than in past photos?

  4. louise jamieson May 23, 2015 at 2:49 pm #

    Lol at these two, that second, close up pic of Amber tells you all you need to know about this relationship (doomed).
    You wouldn’t think they were newlyweds, or that they even know each other, it’s just cold.
    Johnny wake up!

  5. Andrew May 23, 2015 at 2:53 pm #

    Yes wtf is she trying to get? Her eyes look like she’s concentrating on retrieving something, not coping a feel.

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 12:43 am #

      Trying to get at happy white powder that johnny brings to calm her down….like candidate for the kiddies….
      It makes her like stupid. ..

      • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 12:45 am #

        That’s candy for the kiddies šŸ˜•

  6. janismd May 23, 2015 at 3:02 pm #

    What’s up with his eyebrows in the last picture?

  7. stellina May 23, 2015 at 3:13 pm #

    Her body posture doesn’t fit with the rest of the group. She’s turned away from Depp.

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 12:48 am #

      Maybe she wasn’t wanted in the photo….cause they probably don’t who she is. …came in at the last minute cause she was pouting…

  8. Liz May 23, 2015 at 3:19 pm #

    Oh look another photo op of the train wreck!

    My first thought was also that her hand is in his pocket but now I think she’s holding a jacket or something.

    To me they both look out of their minds. She has as dazed a look as he does and I think that explains the body language as well. I’m beginning to really wonder what these two may be on….it sure doesn’t appear to be “love.” Johnny may now be abusing pain meds that he got from his hand surgery, that’s a fairly common behavior for addicts.

    Also I would dare to guess he was working this day… that would explain the eyeliner which as of late he hadn’t been wearing out and about. One thing seems certain, this guy still does not look well!! šŸ˜¦

  9. Minnie1 May 23, 2015 at 3:31 pm #

    So why is she still there? I believe the stories about the constant fighting– after all she is a intelligent, feisty free- spirit and undoubtedly Johnny needs to be told how high to jump in order to please her.

    But there really is something of the rat terrier about her–hanging on to her kill until the bitter end.

  10. Liz May 23, 2015 at 3:37 pm #

    and meanwhile, in LA…the beautiful daughter is spending quality time with her mother looking very happy…

    Come on Johnny, don’t you want to spend some time with your ACTUAL children rather than your spoiled brat of a bride?!?

    • Andrew May 23, 2015 at 3:49 pm #

      Bride? That’s actually adoption gone wrong.

  11. Andrew May 23, 2015 at 3:52 pm #

    She is holding her own jacket in her hand, not her hand in his pocket. Her other hand is holding her phone.

  12. Judy Latty May 23, 2015 at 4:00 pm #

    Drunk and dirty…..she will be the death of him

    • goawayjamber May 23, 2015 at 4:12 pm #

      Also no wedding ring!!!!!

      • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

        Johnny is wearing his ring…but I can’t see her hand close enough to tell…interesting you don’t see Johnny right hand…just a thought

  13. Elle May 23, 2015 at 4:45 pm #

    Why does she insist on dressing like a pilgrim?

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 12:56 am #

      So good. …LMAO šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜„

      • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 2:48 pm #

        Maybe she thinks johnny is john wayne…pilgrim

  14. Andrew May 23, 2015 at 5:10 pm #

    Pligrim LMFAO

  15. Andrew May 23, 2015 at 5:10 pm #

    I can’t even spell it I was laughing so hard!

  16. phonytexanbitch May 23, 2015 at 5:28 pm #

    OH Look!!! A Turd bobble-head!!! (Must be lots of air or shit between those ears!!! If it looks like an air head and acts like an air head it must be an air head.

  17. Something Stinks May 23, 2015 at 5:29 pm #


  18. J May 23, 2015 at 5:48 pm #

    Is wearing old man suspenders and a torn t-shirt an offering to her trailer park side or something? He does realize it makes him look like her grandfather, right?
    šŸ˜¦ I want Johnny Depp to be sexy again. *pout*

    • Andrew May 23, 2015 at 5:50 pm #


  19. phonytexanbitch May 23, 2015 at 5:59 pm #

    She’s holding her phone up to his hand, not holding his hand as mentioned (or at least not committing to hold his hand as her phone is in the way) but I’m not sure that is even his hand. Look at the sleeve and the direction of the arm, the hand looks like it’s coming down, but because of the direction of the arm, I think it would have to be coming up. Either way NO Contact between her and him.
    I really wish they would stop trying to push themselves as a couple when it appears that at least 95% of the public paying attention can’t stand them. Depp, you got people to barely like Vanessa and she at least had talent. But your pet Chupacabra we are NEVER going to like, I which I could send her the same pose she sent the rest of the world. To you Turdy, a birdy just for YOU!!!

  20. TheBlackCat May 23, 2015 at 7:19 pm #

    They couldn’t have visited a more apt place…the whole ‘marriage’ thing is a big fucking circus performance!!
    He looks like he’s trying to force a smile which is almost a sneer and he looks tired as hell. She just looks like the birdbrain she is and looks like she doesn’t want to be there at all.

  21. intohim May 23, 2015 at 7:44 pm #

    Yes, everyone in the photo looks natural, as if they’re taking a pic with friends and family. Amber, on the other hand, isn’t blending in. If she was taking a pic with her friends, we would see a different Amber! Pathetic!

  22. S May 23, 2015 at 7:54 pm #

    She was happiest when she walked with her girls through the streets of NY,

  23. Liz May 23, 2015 at 8:43 pm #

    And does he really have 1,2,3,4 tattooed on his fingers or is that a Jack Sparrow thing? So far I only recall seeing it in those costume photos…which would again would point to he came from set. Poor guy probably would be exhausted then, wonders who’s idea it was to attend this shin dig? hmmm

    • Andrew May 23, 2015 at 8:49 pm #


      • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 1:03 am #

        She probably thought it was one of those sex shows that she like…surprise it’s family friendly. .. chupacabra

        • Andrew May 24, 2015 at 1:35 am #


  24. Liz May 23, 2015 at 9:11 pm #

    Oh wow I just followed the link to the site where ALL the photos were posted, boy does he ever look out of whack! There is one other photo of her (without him of course) where she is almost smiling and I’d say she also looks toasted. And she hasn’t the excuse of “working a long day.”

    Also that site has some interesting photos from inside the Elysium gala that show his body is pointed away from her yet she is being very possessive again. He occasionally has a hand on her leg but mostly he’s closed off and pointing away from her…. not the picture of “lovey dovey” the media sold. He looks bored except occasionally entertained by what’s happening on stage. Also, despite the claim he only drank red bull, he looks out of sorts… I’m really starting to wonder what else he’s into these days. :/

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 1:08 am #

      Liz could you post the links those photos. ..

      • Liz May 24, 2015 at 3:09 pm #

        here ya go… http://vk.com/johnny_depp_ru
        someone else posted another link down lower…this was a very hefty photo op as it turns out!

        Johnny rumored to storm off pirates set and chase after Amber in order to fix marriage…days later…photos of them together at some show in OZ. Why would ANYONE think this marriage is a PR stunt?!

        • Andrew May 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm #

          My thoughts as well. Very heavy op.

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 5:36 pm #


    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 6:14 pm #

      Yes interesting…lots photos of johnny and the gang but not many of the Turd Meister….
      And was reviewing some of other photos of the elysium gala…she did put on a good show didn’t she…she does when she’s the center of attention. ..
      I would like to know what he was thinking here…

      I’m not a good lip reader ….at the Mortdicai London premiere…the security person say something to johnny when Turdy isn’t looking and johnny turns to Robin and say something to her that Amber doesn’t hear/see…soon after he kissing turdy claw and she moved removed from Johnny’s side and she gives a disapproving look..perhaps someone can figure out what they are saying. ..

      I wish I could find the whole video clip cause she was pretty happy at this event….so it would be interesting to know what was said when she was removed from Johnny’s side….he seems to handled her well.

      • Liz May 24, 2015 at 10:37 pm #

        I looked at some of the footage from this premiere and then the entire Japan one and what I saw was pretty clear… Amber is trying to hold on to Johnny as much as possible (possessive much) but he seems to be all business and rather annoyed at times that she won’t just step back and let him work. In the Japan one coming down the escalator she’s trying to grab his arm whilst he’s waving but he’s paying her no mind so she finally gives up and just touches his shoulder. At the London one I would say she was happy whilst she had a good grip on him and he was paying her attention and smiling and laughing in front of the cameras but she was probably asked to step aside and that’s why she got mad. Also at the London event she spends more time posing for photos herself so she probably feels she has something to do rather than just standing beside him. I don’t think she likes being “left behind” in any case and Johnny is so focused on the fans and the work.
        So far at any event, she only seems happy if he’s attached to her and putting on a “happy” face. The thing about highly manipulative people, including narcissists, is underneath it all they are super insecure and therefore she works extra hard to “keep” him and let the world know it. That’s why I don’t buy her “independent, strong minded woman” image one fucking bit. I’ve known too many of these women and I predict that will ultimately be her downfall.

  25. anki May 24, 2015 at 3:22 am #

    This once so beautiful man has not aged gracefully and his young wife makes him look even older. He looked so much better before they two hooked up. This amber person is like a vampire sucking all the good looks out of him. Some people just dont go together. I dont see any love between those two. Depp stop being a Romeo and pull the swith of this tragedy. This Juliet is a scam she wont go all the way with you…

  26. vicki May 24, 2015 at 9:24 am #

    Found this with more photos:

  27. ioloves_amber May 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm #

    I hope that’s not a freemason hand gesture/symbol that he’s doing in the fourth photo from the top. If it is, then this might just be an arranged marriage. That would explain almost everything, including Daddy Heard’s heavy involvement (recall he’s a proven freemason).

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 3:19 pm #

      That would explain allot…like the arranged marriage in scientology.
      I looked up freemanson hand signals and it appears that he would use his right hand over his heart not the left..who knows interesting catch.

  28. Liz May 24, 2015 at 3:16 pm #

    Also, unless Johnny got on a plane like right after this circus he has missed Lily’s birthday party. She has been posting pics all weekend, her party was Saturday and we haven’t seen evidence that he left OZ yet.

    Soooo misses daughters’ 16th birthday to attend a photo op with wife?? Not Johnny Depp…this man is now a horrible impostor! I think he needs an exorcist! OUT DEVIL, OUT!

    • janismd May 24, 2015 at 3:33 pm #

      Her birthday isn’t until Wednesday…

      • Liz May 24, 2015 at 10:07 pm #

        She had her party on Saturday. Perhaps he will spend time with her later but why not fly back for her party unless he was working, which is doesn’t appear he was this weekend. I hope he does but perhaps that was just a lie fed to the media… the publicist only confirmed he was on schedule, meaning the part about flying back for his daughters birthday was speculation.

      • phonytexanbitch May 24, 2015 at 10:18 pm #

        My guess is that Vanessa had a party for her this weekend and then Johnny will have a party for her next weekend. Shared parenting. Although, Lily-Rose did post a picture of herself all dressed up with the comment “A sour sixteen”. My guess this is not a happy girl and Johnny needs to start paying her more attention, without A Turd around.

      • Liz May 24, 2015 at 10:47 pm #

        Well if Johnny has to have a separate “party” with Lily then he has been lying about he and Vanessa still being “friendly” and able to “giggle together” because there’s no reason he couldn’t attend then. Parents who can’t stand each other will suck it up and attend a child’s event together. I call BS either way. He wasn’t there by choice or he and Vanessa are not so cool. We shall see if he returns to LA anytime in the next week I suppose.

    • Andrew May 24, 2015 at 3:59 pm #


  29. phonytexanbitch May 24, 2015 at 3:46 pm #

    FYI-Cirque Productions that is the originator of Cirque de Soile has a connection to DISNEY. They are featured at WDW in Downtown Disney. Seeing the pictures with the ENTIRE cast says to me, the show needed to sell tickets and Disney needed for Jamber to be seen at a family friendly event. Killed two birds with one stone. Too bad Turdy Birdy wasn’t one of the casualties. I’m still waiting for karma to get her, it’s coming, the universe won’t let evil win forever.

    • Jdfan May 24, 2015 at 4:26 pm #


    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm #

      Well maybe a little karma…this is not her kind of event so loved that she had to stay for the whole event…and she doesn’t look happy to be there and no chupacabra poses…boohoo
      I hope Disney and Bruckheimer get her for her little stunts…I hope….pray they haunt her and her daddy all the way back to hell.
      Perhaps kill her with kindest…than Johnny won’t have to come to her rescue and just take off the rose colored glasses, my man.
      Put the chupacabra down…

  30. Liz May 24, 2015 at 10:18 pm #

    I’m fairly certain Depp realizes Amber is toxic. I’m not overly familiar with his relationship with Kate Moss but it seemed to be a well documented disaster fueled by drugs, drink and fighting. Yet he remained with her for YEARS. The only good sign is that he is reportedly the one to have walked away from that one, perhaps he will wise up and walk away from this Turd too. He’ll probably have to sober up some first…or else, to hell in a hand basket they will go!

  31. Liz May 24, 2015 at 10:49 pm #

    Oh whoa, this came up when I was looking at the other premier videos… did he just inadvertently admit that working with Amber is what started their romance???

    Let the web of lies continue.

    • sad for jd May 24, 2015 at 11:16 pm #

      Interesting. ..reading between the lines is an art.
      On Other hand she did ask him about kissing all his co star’s. …he pretty well had to say A TURD was good or he would sell the romantic story down the proverbial drain….

      • Liz May 25, 2015 at 12:13 am #

        True. He should’ve turned it back to Kimmel, that’s what was asked…how’d he stack up next to all his lovely co-stars… easy answer “oh he holds his own.” or something like that.
        turning it to Amber does really reek of “please, please, please believe that Amber matters to me.”

      • Liz May 25, 2015 at 12:15 am #

        OR he did that because the reporter was clearly applying lip gloss as though she was going to ask for a smooch and perhaps Amber wouldn’t have been so cool with that…. green eyed monster may be strong in that one!

      • sad for jd May 25, 2015 at 9:48 am #

        I would’ve loved to see him kiss her like Kimmel with turdy in the back ground ….so we can see her face.
        Fortunately or IMO Depp has more class than that. ..when he is sober.
        But I think you were right he could have brought it back to Kimmel and left A turd out of the conversation. ….I really don’t know much about his older interviews when he wasn’t with turdy…but I always hear that he was always private about his family….now it’s dirty turdy all the way….not sure what’s next but he sounds like the kinda person that’s needs someone in his life ….so until he finds another person to love or be in love with…IMO chupacabra will be around for photo opps. Let hope she finds do a new love interest and moves on…

  32. Liz May 25, 2015 at 9:03 pm #

    Hope this works.. Johnny has more chemistry in this photo with this stranger than any with Amber. LOL

    Dream come true ā¤ļø #johnnydepp#cirquedusoleil #totem A photo posted by Toni Becheva (@toni.becheva) on May 24, 2015 at 5:50pm PDT

    • someone May 26, 2015 at 12:08 am #

      Agreed. He looks warm and gentle in that shot. Nice to see

    • sad for jd May 26, 2015 at 12:18 am #

      He sure does….I hope turdy seen that or sees this picture. .

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