Line Up

21 May

1. Ceremony

2. Go separate ways

3. Finger injury

4. Amber doesn’t go to Johnny’s side

5. She leaves London looking upset weeks later

6. Amber shows in NYC, partying, “peep” show, drunk

7. United Front

8. Antique shop

9. Doggy Gate, Moving trucks

10. Off the radar followed by a trashy photo shoot

Ahhhh this is love


11 Responses to “Line Up”

  1. Minnie1 May 21, 2015 at 2:29 pm #

    Looks like the next photo op could be LR’s birthday with Amber, with mouth wide open , holding LR in a headlock–think giant anaconda getting ready to swallow its prey.

  2. Minnie1 May 21, 2015 at 3:01 pm #

    Of course–I mean really– who, of the two, is not only a Hollywood star, but an internationally acclaimed model, singing ballerina, and noted intellectual??

  3. sad for jd May 21, 2015 at 4:43 pm #

    It looks like Debbie Lloyd. ..the alleged dog bag lady is in Australia. ..
    she posted a picture 3 days ago of a koala bear in Coomera.
    So she is still in Australia. who carrying the doggy bag now???
    So where’s the big dog ….chupacabra. .
    I’m thinking she asked Terry Richardson to post those photos of her cause she has been told to keep a low profile after the Tribeca fiasco. ..she needs to be fed constant attention. It must of killed her that she didn’t get a photo op when her poor doggies were deported. ..
    I wonder who’s holding the magazine in this picture. ..

  4. Liz May 21, 2015 at 10:04 pm #

    Whoa, in every one of those photos Amber is screaming “possessive.” Even with her “friends” she seems to give off that vibe. Creepy.

    • sad for jd May 22, 2015 at 1:52 pm #

      I agree these photos are all disturbing. …the first photo, what is she doing …it looks like she trying to pull his hand to her crotch.
      She pretty, I will gave her that but her actions and personality is just sluty and vulgar.
      Maybe that appealing to some …Johnny. .good luck with that …there’s a lid for every pot…but there comes a time when you got to throw that shit away.

  5. Bullshit May 22, 2015 at 1:59 pm #

    @Adrienne – The Rotten Tomatoes page says more than anyone else could say, I’ve never seen that list before and it’s all green – to have a 0% fresh title is an achievement. A lot of them aren’t even rated because no one’s seen them and out of the rated ones, only 5 aren’t rotten and she doesn’t play a main role in any of them. She even rotted Johnny’s Rum Diary which only gets 50% and that’s a very high score on her list. Almost every film that has her face on the poster has an exceptionally bad rating, way below average, and the ones that barely come close to an average rating only do so because they’ve got either Nicholas Cage, Justin Timberlake or the unfortunate Johnny Depp in them. Even the films released after she got her name attached to Johnny’s get crap rating, he could be president of the world and he still couldn’t get people to like her acting.

    This is funny, a bit from her RT biography:

    “fell into her screen niche playing beautiful and voluptuous teenage girlfriends”


    “reportedly dropped out of high school a year early and made a beeline for Los Angeles, her eyes fixed on glossies and catwalks. That dream failed to materialize, but in seemingly no time at all, Heard received a bid to act instead”

    in other words, she didn’t have a catwalk body but she couldn’t imagine herself not being in front of a camera so went for plan B, the acting that she insists she’s so serious and deep and artistic about (see: Magic Mike XXL, Machete Kills and The Playboy Club – these aren’t even first roles that she had to take to get herself noticed, these are all from 2011 forward), and thankfully for her Hollywood has enough shallow bastards who think a film poster is worthless without a plastic blonde on it.

    A few quotes from her characters also on RT:

    “Miss San Antonio: This dress cost more than your fucking life!”

    “Machete: What happen to the world peace?
    Miss San Antonio: Fuck the world peace.”

    “Piper: Between now and then, I’m ‘a mess you up.”

    “Piper: Gimme one good reason I shouldn’t shoot you in the face.”

    I really think that an actor’s personality reflects in the roles they choose to play.

    • Adrienne May 22, 2015 at 10:46 pm #

      She can do whatever she wants, she has used her sexuality and tits as the only measure to advance her ‘career’, so now she’s stuck in the blonde bimbo drawer and that’s it. No company or serious director will want to associate their product with a replaceable and insignificant plastic blonde. That ship is sailed and it’s entirely her own doing. AH is all for the easy road, but usually the easy road leads nowhere. Let’s hope it leads her there fast.
      By the way, it seems that also her two latest movies went directly to the shelf, they were only shown at the festival, but had no broader release.

      • Liz May 23, 2015 at 3:34 pm #

        You nailed it. Once you’re in a box, it’s hard to get out…and she’s not even making a dent in her box. She’d have to completely overhaul her image and choose roles that went against the grain…instead she thinks she’s going to make sexy smart. While I believe that’s possible, she’s not about to be the one to make it happen because her real motive is that she’s too vain. She doesn’t WANT to be less than sexy, I don’t care about that one zombie movie she had a cameo in… she never plays against her looks. Ever. She wants to be beautiful and desirable and smart and strong. But audiences only respond to her as “the bitch.”

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