What The Ever Loving F*@^&!

20 May

What do I find after checking my email, sending emails, and coming here to read?  That Johnny Depp may have left the set of POTC 5. Surely this has to be PURE RUMOR.  If he left set for any reason it ISN’T for Amber Heard. I’m not sure what is going on. Usually there is always a little bit of truth in any tabloid story, whatever that truth may be. THIS is strange considering POTC 5 needs to take priority here.

Oh and thanks for the new photoshoot with the RING in obvious view. Is this her message to everyone and Johnny?





56 Responses to “What The Ever Loving F*@^&!”

  1. Andrew May 20, 2015 at 12:01 pm #

    Only one thing comes to mind, to justify Depp leaving. LR’s 16th birthday, HOWEVER he would not be leaving this early. Something isn’t right.

  2. Bullshit May 20, 2015 at 12:25 pm #

    I’ve noticed a pattern in these articles. Whenever there’s a new story that puts Heard in a bad light, almost immediately there’s a new story that pretty much contradicts the previous one. I can’t be bothered to look for the specific articles now but they’re out there and you’ve posted about them too:

    Johnny Depp gets drunk at award show, drinking blamed on Heard –> Heard worried by his drinking and how it reflects on her

    Johnny hurts his hand, allegedly during an argument with wife – where is wife? –> wife worried at the airport, rushing home to change his bandage and rub his feet

    Johnny tells Heard to leave the set cause they won’t stop arguing and she’s bothering everyone –> Johnny runs to the US to save marriage

    Whenever Heard’s image sinks too deep in shit and her influence on Johnny is criticized –> “She changed his life and is very good for him”. Whenever there’s a source against Heard, there’s always a source ready to defend her image. Talk about throwing each other under the bus, this is a game of volley in the bus station.

    Even the stories that beg people to believe that their relationship is good – I’ve never, ever seen a celebrity or non-celebrity relationship in which the partner(s) try so hard to convince the world that they supposedly have feelings for each other and they’re totally not fake and this is totally not a set-up.

  3. Minnie1 May 20, 2015 at 12:36 pm #

    Doe she have lockjaw????

    But yes, throw each other under the bus seems to have begun in earnest. So who’s pr firm is going to get the “Most Creative BS of the Year” Award?

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:54 pm #

      Depends on iCloud. LMFAO

  4. Judy Latty May 20, 2015 at 12:47 pm #

    Depp has lost his mind…….wont be long, and he will lose his life……

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:53 pm #

      This is the concern, yes.

    • intohim May 21, 2015 at 9:31 am #

      God forbid !

  5. Jdfan May 20, 2015 at 12:47 pm #

    Her pr is trying to make her look like the victim in all this in the hope she will still have some sort of career in the business when this BS show is finally over because once Depp is gone no one will give a shit about her and they know it. Good luck.

  6. Minnie1 May 20, 2015 at 12:57 pm #

    Yes, he looks like he’s on a downward spiral, and Amber the Gremlin appears to be more than happy to intensify a bad situation.

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:53 pm #

      I bet they feed her after midnight.

  7. Mango May 20, 2015 at 1:15 pm #

    It should not have been started with her in the picture anyway ….. If all she wants to do is stand around and pose dumb shots with her ring , then she doesn’t have much to go on… All the power she has is some bling on her finger- all she is is a little pathetic puffed up grass snake- even if they are holding something over him stand up and face it… Yeah he may have to get a little dirty from the mud …but be a sober man- quit pouting behind the bottle like a spoiled lil rich boy who’s not supposed to get his hands dirty… Roll up your sleeves and deal with it. There is probably a chance it could come out on its own and he would still have to face it…. So face the same way…. Her little pathetic photos are with a piece of jewelry… Not him…. Says a lot to me… She’s a pathetic lil bluffer with a fake passport she used to go to Europe with… All she has is a obsessed PR team trying to come up with anything to keep association with Depp… They would dump her in a heartbeat… Just like she would even her own sister…. She has desperation for a happiness she cannot find …. Because it’s from selfishness and not the heart… Wake up Amber

  8. sol May 20, 2015 at 1:17 pm #

    She is absolutely disgusting, disrespectful, in short, a bad persona. I wonder What is the need to take this photo? This girl, is more problematic that Lily ,that she is teen…

  9. Adrienne May 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm #

    “Oh and thanks for the new photoshoot with the RING in obvious view. Is this her message to everyone and Johnny?”

    That’s the sophisticated intellectual religious-philosophical depth of the well-read Amber Heard. I presume we are just too dumb to understand the deeper meaning of this mysterious gesture.

    • Liz May 20, 2015 at 2:22 pm #

      ^ LMAO

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:52 pm #

      Alas, you’re probably correct. My bad. LMFAO

  10. Liz May 20, 2015 at 2:20 pm #

    Oh jeez. Here we go again…

    I really, really, REALLY don’t want to believe he would walk out on the production like that. It’s so uncharacteristically him BUT that said, he’s been uncharacteristically him since Amber came in and starting fucking with his life soooooo

    If he did… Shit’s about to get interesting.

    As from Amber’s lovely display here… it’s just so her. Class-less. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK does he see in her? It’s one thing to maybe do that to the paparazzi who are hassling you, which she never has because of course she LOVES them, but this is like the 100,000 photo shoot where she has done that pose, along with her mouth wide open or her head back. But yet, she really, really, really wants to be seen as a “serious” actress and not just a piece of ass. More free career advice dear if you Keep being vulgar and using your O face pose, you’re going to keep getting the same offers.

    She is clearly not ready to grow up and act like a lady. She must’ve lost her Angelina Jolie career handbook.

    • phonytexanbitch May 20, 2015 at 2:31 pm #

      ^^^ This ^^^ Angelina Jolie career handbook!!!!

      • Mango May 21, 2015 at 12:49 am #

        Not career:

        “How to Copy and Pretend to be Angelina Jolie”

  11. phonytexanbitch May 20, 2015 at 2:30 pm #

    She really does have man hands doesn’t she!!!

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:50 pm #

      Oh God, I’m telling ya……

  12. designsondepp May 20, 2015 at 2:38 pm #

    I sincerely hope this isn’t pr speak that someone has fallen off the wagon …again and leaving Oz . Too much drama in his life the last three months; who wouldn’t implode.

    aaaaaand, may I add she is just ignorant, classless and uncouth.

    • vicki May 20, 2015 at 2:56 pm #

      According to the article in the Gold Coast Bulletin, people he works with are concerned about him, so he must be a mess. (If the article is correct).

      “Many of those involved in the film were now extremely concerned for Depp’s wellbeing.

      Production sources said representatives for the film’s producers, Disney Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films, were last night desperately trying to stop Depp from leaving the country — again.”

  13. vicki May 20, 2015 at 2:50 pm #

    Such a wonderful step-mother for his children. (Sarcasm).

  14. Jas May 20, 2015 at 2:53 pm #

    You all have said it perfectly.
    So she wants to be the rebel, sexy, yet serious actress.
    Oh yeah, with her shitty behavior and a photo shoot like the one above, her inbox will be stuffed with ‘A List’ roll offers. No big time director/producer will ever higher her. There are far more prettier, more talented and younger actresses that are getting her jobs now. She’d be lucky to get cast in the next Paranormal Activity flick.
    She’s so done.

  15. TheBlackCat May 20, 2015 at 3:26 pm #

    Her mouth just needs my boot in it…that is all 😉

    • Jas May 20, 2015 at 3:33 pm #

      ^^^ LOL! I second that!

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:48 pm #

      Please – we will pay you.

      • TheBlackCat May 20, 2015 at 3:55 pm #

        I’ll do it for free Andy ..my pleasure!

        • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 4:00 pm #

          Forever indebted :bows:

      • sad for jd May 20, 2015 at 5:14 pm #

        Blackcat, must sure it’s a loose fitting boot or you might loose a foot.
        Chupacabra teeth are very sharp…and make sure your shots are up todate..rabies and other infectious shit…she’s one nasty beast
        God bless

        • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 5:22 pm #

          Take some antibiotics as well, herpes can spread easy and ….like stated a loose boot.

  16. Mango May 20, 2015 at 3:30 pm #

    Just looked at the goldcoast bulletin story…. Everything sounds so fake and made up…..
    The hand, him leaving set… In an angry tone…

    It sounds to me like they are making up info to cover what is really going on… I don’t think he left to try to salvage anything… I think he’s mad and wants confrontation…

    As far as his hand.., I still don’t fully buy that either…
    They say he had a pin inserted, I think they are just making up details to cover truth….

    If I’m wrong okay, but I still need more proof to believe all of it…, I think something else is going on they are covering up…

  17. Minnie1 May 20, 2015 at 3:36 pm #

    When you see these photos, don’t you just immediately think of her as being the next Grace Kelly or Lauren Bacall? She really reflects all that is nasty and sordid both in Hollywood and our culture in general.

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 3:47 pm #

      A G R E E D

    • Jas May 20, 2015 at 3:55 pm #

      You’re right Minnie. She thinks she’s in league with the great Hollywood actresses of yesteryear, but that’s far from the truth. She reminds me of a silly wanna be…..dresses the part, knows all of the buzz words but can’t walk the walk. Her past work in films and Television didn’t do much to enhance her desirability for better film roles. There’s your proof right there. She can continue to blame it on not being offered anything more serious because she so beautiful ( gag me) and thus, her offers only are for the sexy bombshell type. Well, did she get the sexy Bond Girl role? NO.
      And why is that Amber? Because you can’t freaking ACT!
      Also, the news on the street is, you’re difficult to work with. So done.

      • Jdfan May 20, 2015 at 4:10 pm #

        ^This x 1000

    • J May 20, 2015 at 5:46 pm #

      If Lauren Bacall was alive she’d likely go kick Johnny’s ass for making that comparison.

      • sad for jd May 20, 2015 at 6:14 pm #

        Agreed…what an insult.

    • sad for jd May 20, 2015 at 6:11 pm #

      Oh my god….what would make you think of these lovely ladies when you’re thinking of chupacabra. ..I know johnny made a comment about turdy looking like a vintage inspired movie star. ..just makes me ill.
      I met a beautiful lady who is a singer from the era..she looked like one those beautiful ladies and still is beautiful. ..not only because of her looks but her compassion, pose and elegance. …no matter how good they make turdy look…she doesn’t have any pose ,elegance or matters.
      Johnny had it right in Japan. ..she chupacabra. Why didn’t he throw her back then…dumb ass.

  18. Elle May 20, 2015 at 4:02 pm #

    An Australian morning show (the same one that did the Pistol and Booze thing) is reporting that Depp has gone back to the US to be with Amber too.

    So I think it’s legit. Not necessarily his reason for going back, but that he IS back in LA.

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 4:03 pm #

      I’m sure this factors into LR’s birthday, BUT something else is going on. We’re still a week OUT from her birthday. Fucked up. Has NOTHING to do with AH. He wouldn’t have to leave until the 24th or 25th if it was just for LR’s birthday.

      • Jdfan May 20, 2015 at 4:13 pm #


      • phonytexanbitch May 20, 2015 at 4:22 pm #

        We also need to remember that Johnny now has to SHARE Lily-Rose and Jack with Vanessa. So his agreed time for a birthday celebration maybe this weekend and Vanessa’s may be next weekend.
        Just because Australian TV has picked up the story doesn’t mean it’s true. We still have no confirmed source for this info and I believe again that as a publicly traded stock, Disney has to disclose info like this to it’s shareholders.

      • janismd May 20, 2015 at 8:53 pm #

        I agree Andy…

    • Elle May 20, 2015 at 4:29 pm #

      Yeah, and while that’s true, the Australian media has not picked up on any of the stories about Depp except this one and the dog one. They didn’t say anything when JD got to Aus initially, when he hurt his hand, when Amber left etc. Only this story and the dog story.

  19. ioloves_amber May 20, 2015 at 4:53 pm #

    I don’t believe he came back to the US to enjoy her company. Maybe he got legal advice to get out of Australia to avoid getting arrested for doggygate. Or maybe he had to get back to prevent her from emptying his bank accounts. It does seem like it’s all coming to a head.

    • sol May 20, 2015 at 5:19 pm #

      I think the second point is correct

    • sad for jd May 20, 2015 at 5:43 pm #

      I was thinking the same thing. ..if he left like a bat out of hell it was something bigger than turdy… Either they were going to charge him as turdy left before the Aussie could charge her…or she along with daddy Turdy are up to no good. But you would think he has a team of people to handle this shit ….get a grip johnny.
      I have a hard time believing he chased her back to LA cause he loves her so much…they were both apart for weeks after the second ceremony thing ….if he missed her so much he would have went to London when he hurt his hand…
      And wait..no good bye pictures from either one of them ….will there be a big scene at the airport when he arrives …the loving wife come running to her loving husband cause they love each so much they can’t stand to be apart…gag me please.
      I hope to hell this stupid portentous dumbass bimbo sorry excuse for a human being doesn’t get one bit of work …acting, modeling, interviews or even blow job stand in for a porn star. I hope she can only get a job shoveling shit like she being throwing around her whole life. And her daddy, sister and minions can all get on the same ride back to where they came from.
      As for Mr Depp…you want to retire well your retired. If you really did what they are saying, I don’t feel sorry for you and perhaps they should have stand in and body doubles film the rest of the movie for you. …at this point perhaps they can do the job at a fraction of the cost.
      If he really wants to be with turdy …then be with her and god bless your poor children.

  20. Minnie1 May 20, 2015 at 4:58 pm #

    I think I understand what she’s doing. She’s reliving that happy day on the beach in the Bahamas when she married her stooge-oops- love of her live, and she and her guests saluted the solemnity of the moment with this tender gesture.

    • Liz May 20, 2015 at 10:24 pm #

      ^ This comment wins! LOL

  21. sad for jd May 20, 2015 at 6:21 pm #

    Andy where did those photos come from….are they old or are they actually recent photos…Either way it shows how classy she is…nice

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 6:23 pm #

      new photos, taken within the last month.

    • Andrew May 20, 2015 at 6:24 pm #

      New German Interview Magazine Shoot

      • sad for jd May 20, 2015 at 6:33 pm #

        Nice pics for a magazine…

      • Minnie1 May 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm #

        So this bimbo is representing American culture in Europe??? And you wonder why Isis is running amok there?? Sorry for didn’t mean for this to get political, but I get upset when creatures like her are seen as representing the US.

  22. lifesigns64 May 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm #

    She is nauseating and revolting…just a low class whore

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