Booze The Yorkie! LMAO

13 May


Of Course Amber Heard could not stay OUT of trouble for very long….

‘There is a process if you want to bring animals: you get the permits, they go into quarantine and then you can have them.’

‘But if we start letting movie stars even though they’ve been the sexiest man alive twice to come into our nation, then why don’t we just break the laws for everybody?’ 

The spokesperson said: ‘To import pets to Australia from the USA is a seven month process.

‘Australia houses have very few diseases (such as rabies) so our live animal import regulations are very strict. 

‘There are many tests and vaccines that must be done on certain dates during the seven months by a government vet.’

Jetpets confirmed these include, a microchip, rabies vaccination, general vaccinations, and a RNATT  blood test (Rabies Antibody Neutralising Titre Test).

Pets also have to have a RNATT Declaration as well as external and internal parasite treatment.

Dogs also have to have a BELL blood test. 

The spokesperson added: ‘Australia require pets to apply for import permits, secure quarantine space and stay in quarantine for 10 days upon arrival in Australia prior to being released in to the community. 

Montana Goodie, from Jetpets said she did not think Johnny and Amber had much hope of keeping Boo and Pistol in Australia now the authorities were aware the animals had not been brought into the country within the guidelines. 

She said: ‘Although we’re unsure on what will happen with Johnny Depp, previous experiences similar to this have led to deportation.’ 

‘If none of the required seven months of veterinary work have been completed, unfortunately there’s no way the dogs will be allowed to stay in Australia.’

It is thought the two terriers are still residing with the superstar couple. 

The pooches were taken to the Happy Dogz grooming parlour by a handler on Saturday after the business had closed.

The salon owner, Lianne Kent revealed the couple were both away and the pets were brought into the shop in a handbag.  

The Courier Mail said the pets were not left alone because of  ‘security reasons’.

The newspaper reported the terriers were like Amber’s ‘little babies’ and couldn’t be left on their own with strangers.  

On Thursday Today Show hosts Lisa Wilkinson and Karl Stefanovic got on board a growing campaign to help save the animals from being exported or put down.

Taking to Instagram they posted a picture of themselves holding up signs awith the dogs names on and frowning.

However Lisa accidentally called ‘Boo’ ‘Booze’ in her placard. 

It was accompanied with a caption saying: ‘Help us save Johnny Depps dogs!’


I thought it was two dogs getting deported not one yorkie and Depp…..


27 Responses to “Booze The Yorkie! LMAO”

  1. phonytexanbitch May 13, 2015 at 9:51 pm #

    The funniest part of this whole thing is that everyone is saying these are Johnny’s dogs and the real owner A. Turd is mentioned as an afterthought. Someone’s PR is trying to make this about him. Isn’t it funny that just about 24 hours before the story broke about the dogs, there were photos and stories of Johnny being Mr. Nice Guy, showing up with fans and that boy that is ill and donating to the bat. And those events happened last week. Sounds like they were held back in case a smoke screen was needed or if Johnny needed help looking like a good guy. Unless those dogs were knocked out cold for an entire 14 hour flight, there is no way he was unaware they were there, UNLESS they didn’t fly in together. If she flew separate and joined him at the airport, snuck into the plane and then walked out with him.
    And what do you all think about how Cpt Jack will turn out this time? Johnny has shown us what happens when he’s distracted while filming (TLR, Transcendence, Mortdecai) all of the distraction from the dog issues and Daddy Turd and having a Chupacabra breathing down his neck 24/7, he’s not going to embody Cpt Jack the way he has before. Well, if he can be absent for his performance (and Disney is obviously allowing this) then I can be absent from the theater when the movie is released. I’d rather remember Cpt. Jack as he was than see a lifeless, boring corpse or the character. With all of the crap going on around Depp I don’t have a lot of hope for this movie. What the Fuck happened to the guy that wanted to stay out of the tabloids. He could have if he really wanted to, he’s a stupid fucking idiot for hooking himself to that Turd in any way and for any reason.

    • Mango May 13, 2015 at 11:07 pm #

      That’s why I won’t go to the theatre for anything of his… I don’t want to support her in any form or fashion.

  2. sad for jd May 13, 2015 at 11:09 pm #

    Maybe Mr Bruckheimer has sent A Turd back to LA…..

  3. JimmyC May 13, 2015 at 11:09 pm #

    How Freudian….save Booze, unreal !!!

  4. Minnie1 May 14, 2015 at 7:17 am #

    Read last night that the dogs have about 48 hours to get out of town. While this seems dramatic, rabies is no laughing matter–keep your 4 legged babies up to date on their shots!

    Speaking of animals, the dogs were brought to the groomers in a handbag. I still think she brought them tranquilized and in a handbag on the plane without consulting anyone. The question is who’ s going to take them back to LA??

  5. designsondepp May 14, 2015 at 7:46 am #

    Apparantly the same security rules don’t apply to those that can afford to fly privately. If a private jet is not checked, what about luggage or handbags? Hmmmm….that could prove too embarrasing, or maybe not. Such arrogance. Johnny Depp is no longer the common man he would like you to believe he is, and neither is his fame-whore wife. They think they are above it all because they are artists.

    • Andrew May 14, 2015 at 10:58 am #

      Good to know it’s that easy to smuggle things into OZ. Private plane and you can bring anything in.

  6. ck May 14, 2015 at 8:03 am #

    This is all her fault! As soon as the story came out about the dogs being taken to the groomers ‘Privately’ I knew she was behind it. If she really wanted it done privately, we would not know about it. She used the dogs in a sneaky way to let people know she’s still in Australia! If she’s grounded for her behavior in NYC etc. she had to find someway to make it know she is still in Australia. Now the dogs are paying the price, because she did not do it ‘Privately’!!! Although I don’t think this is as dramatic as the tabloids are making it. But PR will use this to make people feel sorry for the ‘couple’ as they go through this ‘together’!!! Uurr!!

  7. designsondepp May 14, 2015 at 8:10 am #

    It doesn’t matter how many jobs and revenue are generated by your project in a foreign country, you are still a guest in that country and their laws must be honored. If you don’t, you are the ‘dumb puppy’.

    • Andrew May 14, 2015 at 10:57 am #


  8. Adrienne May 14, 2015 at 8:45 am #

    I wonder what is so great about being an object of ridicule for the entire world. No one takes her serious, she’s a running joke and will always remain one. Guess, she can’t wrap her big head around that fact.

  9. phonytexanbitch May 14, 2015 at 9:30 am #

    Is Depp just really trying to get the general public to hate him? It’s driving me crazy that people are stepping up defending and calling for Australia to not kill the dogs, as a dog lover, I get that, but in the mean time people should be furious with Depp for allowing this. They smuggled the dogs, didn’t declare them, broke the law, created an international incident and possible an international health issue. Meanwhile it took Disney over a year to negotiate the use of the Gold Coast for filming, now after this Depp dog incident, Oz is going to be leery of allowing any other film crews in.
    But again, these dogs needed to be quarantined for 7 months. So they couldn’t get a dog sitter? And if this quarantine didn’t happen, it says to me that no one planned to have Turdy there in Oz with her furry balls. If she travels with them all the time, then the quarantine needed to happen, if she wanted to bring them in. I don’t care how well kept they are and that the bag they were brought in smelled of perfume, all the travel that these dogs are forced to do, is cruel. Dogs are pack animals and their territory is their life. These dogs have no idea what their territory is. Just proves how fucking selfish A. Turd really is.

  10. vicki May 14, 2015 at 10:33 am #

    Looks like Johnny and Amber are leaving Australia. He is never going to finish filming POTC with her in his life!

    • phonytexanbitch May 14, 2015 at 12:10 pm #

      This whole thing is going to cost Depp BIG!!! Hopefully, the fines will all be on her for the dogs, since they are HER dogs, the press seems to be ignoring that issue as it’s more newsworthy to make people believe the dogs belong to him. I can’t help thinking this is all PR set up because there happens to be ONE picture of him with these dogs. Also, if he hasn’t already paid a fine for missing time on set, then for this he surely will be fined. Depp get your head out of your ass!!!! You were always reliable, this bitch is fucking ruining every aspect of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Minnie1 May 14, 2015 at 10:45 am #

    Maybe this was how Chupa got JD down the aisle: Booze and a pistol.

    • sad for jd May 14, 2015 at 1:35 pm #

      That’s for sure

  12. designsondepp May 14, 2015 at 11:12 am #

    I bet by now Jerry Bruckheimer is looking for some booze and a pistol.

    • Andrew May 14, 2015 at 11:14 am #

      I second that. AYE!

    • the view from here May 14, 2015 at 11:55 am #

      Yes, of course!

    • Mango May 14, 2015 at 4:44 pm #

      It’s what I have believed the whole time…. His work will not be the same with her in his life… She does not honor nor respect him and until he is ready for a woman who does such his work and life just about will be cruddy….

  13. designsondepp May 14, 2015 at 11:38 am #

    Typical Depp behavior: when something ‘unpleasant’ happens, leave and hide out.

  14. intohim May 14, 2015 at 12:18 pm #

    So, ” I can get away with this because I’m married to Johnny Depp” didn’t fly in the Land Down Under. The narcissistic brat will never learn !

  15. phonytexanbitch May 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm #

    Part of me wants to cry for Depp and the loss of all the good that he was able to pull out in his life and his career. But I can’t cry for him because he brought this all down on himself when he brought A Turd into his life.

    • intohim May 14, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

      I understand what you are saying, but as for me, I am a softy for Johnny. My heart is breaking for Johnny ( concerning this A. H. nightmare ).

      • Mango May 14, 2015 at 4:49 pm #

        Me too, but it’s kinda irritating that as many women – maybe very few that would really love him for real, but to choose someone like her over a woman that would halfway care… Is a slap in the face to those that would…
        Insulting kinda …

        Unless he was cornered in some way and stepped in quick sand … To which he needs to do what he must to get out… Even putting this project on hold… Don’t want her tainting it anyway… I’ve thought that for s while…

  16. Jdfan May 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm #

    Once again this stupid selfish bitch is ruining things. This entire ‘relationship’ has been a pr nightmare from the beginning. She has been nothing but trouble since she’s been around. Johnny needs to end this and kick crazy bitch to the curb once and for all. Enough is enough already. The sooner her and her crazy ass are finally out if the way for good the better off everyone will be.

  17. Elle May 14, 2015 at 2:13 pm #

    Why the hell does he have to go back with her and the dogs?

    I watched Barnaby Joyce talking about it all on The Project last night and he is furious. It was awesome to see someone finally put these two back in their place.

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