Fruitcake, Bats, Grooming, and Work

12 May

Johnny Depp has sat around eating fruitcake (with his father in law – when did he get to Australia?), adopted a bat, and Amber Heard got her dogs groomed. Both the yorkies are her dogs, one named Pistol, one named Boo. Just so everyone knows, Lily Rose does NOT own the second yorkie that’s been spotted in the past. It’s Amber’s as well.

Nothing was said about Amber having fruitcake with her father and Johnny. LOL I wouldn’t want to be mentioned eating that either considering everyone already thinks she’s a fruitcake. Nice subliminal message there Johnny.

Also it’s said Johnny adopted a bat. NO surprise. Again something that screams, “BAT SHIT CRAZY”

The cast and crew and production was bitching and screaming for Johnny to get back to work.

Sooooo… when is he actually working?

OH and Johnny still looks pudgy/ chunky (check out those cheeks  and gut) Finger is still healing too.



21 Responses to “Fruitcake, Bats, Grooming, and Work”

  1. designsondepp May 12, 2015 at 12:15 pm #

    Now starts the hard pr work…turn this bat shit craziness around…we’ve got movies to promote.
    adopt a bat
    invite the in-laws over
    be seen in the lovable Captain Jack costume
    This is what the next 4 months will be before Black Mass…unless someone fucks up…AGAIN!

  2. TheBlackCat May 12, 2015 at 12:22 pm #

    What’s the letters on his hand the one on his thigh? Doesn’t look like rings

  3. ioloves_amber May 12, 2015 at 12:40 pm #

    WHAT A FUCKING PRIMA DONNA! Amber had to arrange for her dogs to be groomed AFTER HOURS for privacy, as if the Australian paparazzi and fans are going to descend on the pet groomers and scare the little creatures. Are you fucking kidding me!!! She is so self-important that she extends it to her little yippy dogs in order to get MORE attention which she doesn’t rightly deserve. Give me a fucking break! I have to go throw up now…

    • Andrew May 12, 2015 at 12:54 pm #

      Comment of the day award.

    • sad for jd May 12, 2015 at 9:29 pm #

      LOL….Totally agree

  4. ioloves_amber May 12, 2015 at 12:47 pm #

    Maybe her Dad is there because he knows she’s screwing up his masonic temple-induced retirement plan and is trying to stop it. JD won’t break up with her while Daddy and his gun fetish are in town now, will he?

  5. stellina May 12, 2015 at 12:50 pm #

    Is Johnny Depp more equal than others or how did the dogs get into Australia without the required 30 day quarantine?

  6. Minnie1 May 12, 2015 at 1:27 pm #

    Yes, I was wondering why she would subject those dogs to a long flight and then quarantine (selfish cow!). It looks like she’s going to dig in her heels and stay there until he finishes the film. Maybe Daddy is there as the Marriage Enforcer with a little homespun humor, sympathy, and advice to Johnny Boy about puttin’ up with the little gal’s demands.

  7. Minnie1 May 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm #

    The bat is the Down Under equivalent of the chupa. Wonder if he flings it off the balcony if it will come back and bite him in the neck???

    • Andrew May 12, 2015 at 2:53 pm #

      No no no, the Australian equivalent has to be the dingo. LOL or ….something poisonous.

      • sad for jd May 12, 2015 at 9:44 pm #

        There’s a new name for turdy…Dingo
        We might just hear reports that Johnny was late getting to the set due to a dingo attack…. “There were two of them biting and clawing at me…”


  8. Minnie1 May 12, 2015 at 3:08 pm #

    Ok, here we go…

    “Imagine you’re out for a nice stroll in the Australian wilderness when you see a colourful and harmless looking bird . So you go to give it bread like it’s some kind of huge duck, then suddenly it kicks out and kicks again. and again . You’ve just been killed by the deadliest bird in the world , The Cassowary.

    This creature is as tall as a human, and has the attitude of a teenage girl on her period when she just got dumped by her boyfriend because he didn’t want to go see the new Twilight movie. Which is bad.

    When an intruder is in its territory, or it’s confronted, the bird will lash out with a kick.”

    There is a photo–I just don’t know how to post it.

    EDIT by Andy: bi

    • Andrew May 12, 2015 at 6:16 pm #


  9. Minnie1 May 12, 2015 at 3:10 pm #

    Forgot to add: “The reason this kick is so deadly is because, on the end of the bird’s foot is a 6 inch claw, which can easily tear the insides out of a human.”

  10. Liz May 12, 2015 at 3:11 pm #

    I think meeting kids like this may be the one thing that saves his sanity! It obviously is part of why he keeps coming back to that character and no matter how lack luster the stories get, I will support it on that basis alone. Kids need all the joy they can get in the world.
    Now if only Johnny would spend more time with his own and I don’t mean the overgrown bimbo and her doggies. And the fact that her dad is there….ugh …my guess is that’s another trick up Amber’s sleeve, invite Daddy to visit to keep Hubby in line. Yet again, I can’t decide if I should admire her handy work for it is masterful.
    Just the mention of his (Daddy Heard) presence seems very deliberate. .

    • Mango May 12, 2015 at 5:32 pm #

      Like your post…. I think John is having his fill of the fruit family……

      I say that b/ c it seems that the lot are not genuine, although Idk for sure…

      I like his character but she ruins his work and life plain and simple….

      Idk if it will ever be , at least for me , but I wish for us a chance to meet him
      – hurt finger and all…. We are both nice women I think… That would be gr8! Maybe you could work with him someday- I was thinking you said you acted….. Sorry if you didn’t…

      Anyway , have a good rest of the week… To everyone… Maybe some of us could meet him sometime… Maybe he’ll want to meet some of us…
      Jamber… The PR that actually Cares….

      Here’s to hoping 🙂

      • Liz May 12, 2015 at 9:36 pm #

        Aw Thanks.

        I do act and I suppose if he keeps working the chances are fairly good I may get the chance to meet or work with him…However nowadays I’m not sure I’d want to! Hopefully he won’t be one big train wreck when/ if I get the chance to cross paths cause I would love to work with the funny and cool Johnny that seemed to exist at one point… too many people in the biz have said he’s “cool” and “great to work with” for it to all be a complete facade! And he’s a master at what we do. I’ve worked with a few legends that if you just watch and pay attention, you can absorb a lot of brilliance quickly.
        Sadly I fear I may cross paths with Amber before him… that scares me! Not that she’d be the first or last crazy actress I’ve met. LOL

  11. designsondepp May 12, 2015 at 3:12 pm #

    take your pick
    I can see resemblances in any of them

  12. sue7725 May 12, 2015 at 4:17 pm #

    I am just surprised that JD would let ANYONE tell him what to do.

  13. phonytexanbitch May 13, 2015 at 10:21 am #

    From the Courier Mail…

    Celebrity pooches Pistol and Boo Boo face the death penalty after Hollywood high-flyers Johnny Depp and Amber Heard fail to declare them on an in-flight quarantine manifest. The Department of Agriculture is set to seize the two Yorkshire

    I don’t want to see any animal destroyed but this proves that Heard is not a responsible pet owner and she knew it. That’s why she wanted after hours treatment of her pets, but she didn’t think that the groomers would talk. It would serve her right to have Australia destroy the dogs.
    It also says to me that no one planned on Turdy being in OZ, they knew the limitations on bringing animals in from the monkey quarantine. They brought the dogs in on the private plane (remember that Gina D flew Virgin to Oz), did Daddy Heard bring the pups? Or were they just kept on the plain when Depp and Turdy deplaned until all of the papz were gone. Either way, they knew what they were doing was wrong and I really hope they are made to pay for this and not money, because Depp and even the Turd have enough of that that it won’t hurt. Unfortunately, it’s got to be an emotional hurt. Again, I don’t want to see animals destroyed especially because of stupid owners, but this is what Turdy deserves and she’ll take it out on Depp.

    • Liz May 13, 2015 at 11:00 pm #

      They’ll send em back to the US. Amber will throw a fit and act like a victim here. Johnny will likely remain in a drunken stupor. The only real question is who releases a statement apologizing for violating the laws… money is on Johnny since his name has been attached to every headline…despite them being HER dogs. Stupid is as stupid does.

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