They’re Reporting He’s FAT

8 May

This week in Dread Pirate Spanx: Johnny Depp has gained a ton of weight since the last time he played Captain Sparrow and now wears a girdle to fit into the costume.

“Suck it in Captain Jack!, We’ve gotta make your gut fit!” “Uggh, we’re gonna have to CGI this shit!”


6 Responses to “They’re Reporting He’s FAT”

  1. phonytexanbitch May 8, 2015 at 1:49 pm #

    He is older and the metabolism slows, but they wouldn’t have to have him wear a girdle, they would just reconstruct it to fit him. Actually he does were a “girdle”, it’s to protect his back since his back injury that occurred while filming POTC4. He is worn it before, you can see it in pictures (check pics from Pink Taco 2012).

  2. designsondepp May 8, 2015 at 3:29 pm #

    maybe the Black Pearl needed a little extra ballast…just saying

  3. Liz May 8, 2015 at 4:10 pm #

    Yeah he’s carrying around an extra 115 lbs that he needs to drop like a hot potato! LOL

    • Andrew May 8, 2015 at 4:21 pm #


      • Liz May 8, 2015 at 9:53 pm #

        Nah that has to be pre Depp weight. ha ha

        • Andrew May 9, 2015 at 1:27 am #


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