Australian Recluse

7 May

Sounds like a kind of poisonous spider from down under. At least the name fits.

Amber Heard is an Australian recluse. We’ve seen just enough footage to show a united front between her and Depp. That the “marriage” is just fine. YET after the airport and antique store, Ms Turd has not been spotted out and about shopping or posing with fans on her own. HEY! That’s a little different!

Thinking back to London, New York, and Japan(TLR) she’s more than happy to get out there, and find some fans to pose with.   Why? That shit goes on instagram/twitter thus placing her around Johnny Depp.

Now we’re just left to believe she’s holding up in a house with Depp.

Here’s the next challenge. It’s currently 3:30am in Australia.  Go out Turd, pose with some fans and let us know you’re still bothering Johnny. That is, IF you can take a few hours and let him work on set without your annoying presence. (Or are they letting you on set at all? Maybe you’re grounded, and have to stay in a hotel you’ll stay out of trouble – making PR’s life a little easier. probably sounding out the words in that big book you were holding at the airport)

Just wait until the world finds out about the big fight that happened off set. Good Luck with that.


16 Responses to “Australian Recluse”

  1. Minnie1 May 7, 2015 at 12:49 pm #

    Sounds like she’s under house arrest!

  2. phonytexanbitch May 7, 2015 at 1:06 pm #

    JMO, I don’t think she’s in Australia right now. I think they jetted her out after the two photo ops and she has been told to stay in hiding (which she’s willing to do so that people will think she’s still in Depp’s circle). Honestly, by Hollywood standards, no one wants a “significant other” on set. Producers, directors, crew, no one. They are a distraction, even if they do stay quiet. Visits are one thing, hanging out is different. Since she has no other work to do, they would likely bar her from the set. There’s too much riding on Depp in this movie. TLR, Transcendence and Mortdecai have all proven that her being on set during filming turns Depp into a bumbling idiot. I’m afraid Black Mass won’t be much better except that she was working through some of that, so there may be some redemption for him.

    • Mango May 7, 2015 at 1:25 pm #

      Yes , she does have that sweet little gift
      of “not affecting ” his work….

      That “Lovely little boy”…….

    • Liz May 7, 2015 at 3:22 pm #

      Right you are. Visitors are a distraction and often times there are limits on the higher profile projects. What I actually find interesting at this point is that while Depp was MIA there were all kinds of photos from the POTC shoots being published. The current lot location where they have a village and multiple ships set up is very easily viewed by the public and so has been covered rather consistently. Yet I haven’t seen a single photo of Depp at work (sans the one Jerry B posted on twitter) nor have we seen photos of him (or her) arriving or leaving the location or meeting fans etc. It’s almost as though Johnny is being kept under wraps and if he is then you can bet Amber has been told to stay out of sight too. There is the possibility (I get this from the directors Instagram photos) that they are actually shooting ON the water on the ships. In which case, extra bodies will not be allowed, including Amber, because of insurance reasons. Or it could be that Jerry B and Disney are just keeping this shit on lock down and after what it’s already cost them, I wouldn’t blame them! Jerry B means business… he’ll get his movie made if he has to lock Depp on set and restrict visitors for “insert any plausible reason.” And Amber could bitch and pout all she wants, Producers rule! ha ha
      When Amber leaves OZ, we will see photos of her arriving at LAX unless Daddy Depp lets her borrow the big plane (doubtful.)

  3. designsondepp May 7, 2015 at 1:14 pm #

    By anyone’s standards with half a brain, not just Hollywood. The last thing I would want is my significant other following me around my work day…jeez shoot me now!

  4. Mango May 7, 2015 at 1:19 pm #

    The funnel web spider is a big black aggressive spider in Australia, about the deadliest in the world.
    I met a woman who moved from there. She told me in remote areas , if you left your house for one week
    unattended, you could have an infestation of them…
    They are common there… Just sbout all spiders and snakes are venomous there…

    Just an interesting nugget I guess. Hope everyone is
    having a positive week … Including John. Hope JSparrow is swording it out …

    Amber well, needs to spend time researching the benefits to being honest and positive to people…..
    Maybe visit a different country. Like…. Texas 🙂

  5. Elle May 7, 2015 at 3:27 pm #

    I don’t think she’s in Australia anymore. We haven’t seen her since April 25, and she could easily go out in public here and not draw any attention (as long as it’s without Depp). No one here knows who she is. I think she’s back in the U.S.

  6. Minnie1 May 8, 2015 at 8:31 am #

    Ok–I’ll bite…Are you able to spill the beans, so to speak, about the off set fight in Oz?

    • Andrew May 8, 2015 at 12:25 pm #

      Set source, seeing if it makes the online web first, if not I’ll talk.

  7. Adrienne May 8, 2015 at 9:34 am #

    You need nothing more than these two videos to understand who and what AH is.

    Just for comparison where he’s coming from

    Johnny must have completely lost it, what the heck is wrong with that guy?

    • Andrew May 8, 2015 at 12:21 pm #

      2nd video you posted answer at 3:47 – hmmm

    • Liz May 8, 2015 at 3:57 pm #

      Damn. Seriously where did this all go to shit!?!?

      Judging by those interviews Johnny clearly is being genuine and still smitten with Vanessa and that’s the Public Enemies premiere which if I’m thinking right Amber was at but it was before they worked together?

      And even Amber’s responses on the Rum Diary carpet seem as though she’s just an actress who got to work with an idol… so perhaps she hadn’t nabbed him yet. I actually think she handled the “what did his lips taste like?” pretty well with “professional.” That’s like the only clever thing I think I’ve ever heard her say. However it really looses it’s ring of honesty now. :/

      Also I remember him referring to Keria Knightley as “kid” and how he felt like “father time” when he was with her in the scene on the beach in POTC 1. And for the record Keria is 1 year OLDER than Amber… so that begs the question…. at what point did Daddy Depp stop seeing Amber as a “kid”???

      My money is on the moment she sent that first nude photo to him. I really honestly think she was the instigator.

      On a fun note… that first red carpet was a disaster to watch! Not a single one of those guys looked like they wanted to be there AT ALL. And she’s trying WAY too hard to look all friendly and connect with that one at the end. LOL

      • Andrew May 8, 2015 at 4:01 pm #

        He referred to Amber as a kid in on of the Rum Diary interviews as well. Amber was at the P.E. premiere and they had already started shooting(march). P.E. premiere was June The movie finished filming in Autumn 2009

  8. sad for jd May 8, 2015 at 11:11 am #

    If Amber is watching celebrity shows, she might be a bit bitchy today. I think it was E Talk…I just caught the tail end of the show and they were talking about Magic Mike 2. Of course they mentioned the boys but of ladies mentioned was Jada Pinkett Smith, Elizabeth Banks and Andie MacDowell. ….No Turdy.
    TURDY, time to come out and play….no one is talking about you unless you are being a knotty Ms Depp.

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