Photos Of The Day

30 Apr

Criminal Minds – check out the lucky behind the scenes lady by Amber Heard. She doesn’t look enthused.

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25 Responses to “Photos Of The Day”

  1. sad for jd April 30, 2015 at 6:27 pm #

    Interesting. ..I use to watch this show all the time but don’t recall this episode or heard being on the show….but I watched playboy club and didn’t recognize turdy either. For some reason she’s just not memorable.
    Here’s a photo that I found while reviewing the criminal minds info…I thought Mr Jamber would like it.

    Amber: Wait, Wait… my dick shows

    Amber Heard

    • jambernews April 30, 2015 at 6:43 pm #


    • LaraB May 2, 2015 at 2:37 pm #

      She just looks like the stereotype of all that she allegedly despises. (Rolling eyes.)

  2. J April 30, 2015 at 6:51 pm #

    I remember this episode, and I also remember wondering why the hell he was falling for her. I guess she’s always been obnoxious. 😛

    • sad for jd May 1, 2015 at 11:56 am #

      J, did you know who Amber was at the time or you just thought this girl is a nasty obnoxious chupacabra?

      • J May 1, 2015 at 1:37 pm #

        Oh no, I’d never heard of her. Her character was supposed to be a celebrity who was being stalked and for some reason she had Spencer guarding her. He fell for her, but she was…well…very Amber-like. Snotty, annoying, poser. Walking around “being pretty”.

  3. Minnie1 April 30, 2015 at 7:29 pm #

    Oink! Oink!

    • ioloves_amber April 30, 2015 at 11:45 pm #

      You’re wrong. She looks healthier, not fat at all. If she had any sense of self worth she would have kept this figure instead of starving herself to get those “sexy” roles she claims she she doesn’t want.

      • Mango May 1, 2015 at 10:16 am #

        Its not her looks.
        But her character and ethics could be compared to the smell of garbage …..
        She seems to have no respect or regard to anyone around her… Including friends, maybe sister…. It’s only about what benefits her period.

      • minnie1 May 1, 2015 at 10:47 am #

        I think she looks very chunky–no waistline whatsoever. In the first photo, she has little fat rolls on her tummy. She probably only needed to loose around 15 lbs. along with some toning exercises.

        • jambernews May 1, 2015 at 12:22 pm #

          Yep….apparently she did, and lost more after the playboy club too.

      • minnie1 May 1, 2015 at 11:07 am #

        Should have added, since there are not all that many roles for chunky ingénues with very little talent, remaking herself into a thin sexy vixen with very little talent was the only way for her to get roles.

        • jambernews May 1, 2015 at 12:22 pm #

          Eh….and a few casting couches.

      • sad for jd May 1, 2015 at 11:58 am #

        Turdy is a narcissists. ..plain and simple.

  4. phonytexanbitch April 30, 2015 at 7:31 pm #

    Does she think that looks SEXY???? She looks like she’s gotta take a dump and she squeezing her cheeks together and holding her dick out of the way. She really is one shitty model. She’s the BEST shitty model and shitty actress around!!!

    • jambernews April 30, 2015 at 7:31 pm #

      We should get a huge turd trophy and send it to her.

      • Mango April 30, 2015 at 9:22 pm #

        An Idiots guide
        to being
        A successful
        Trailor Parkian ☺️

      • sad for jd April 30, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

        Good idea and we can all sign the card….more of us than fans.

  5. Adrienne April 30, 2015 at 11:54 pm #

    By Hollyweird standards she looks pretty fat on these pictures. I actually don’t mind, but she has no naturally nice figure, no waistline or boobs, she looks more like a sausage. So defininitly no beauty.

  6. Judy Latty May 1, 2015 at 6:39 am #

    To all the comments……lmfao!!!!!

  7. Bee May 1, 2015 at 10:23 am #

    I remember during TRD promo, Johnny’s and CM’s fans, commenting not have liked the choice of Amber for the film, because she had been rude and coarse during the show. For these photos, I think the reviews were correct, Amber didn’t seem friendly and seem aesthetically strange, like a sausage as Adrienne said. (Lol)

    • sad for jd May 1, 2015 at 12:59 pm #

      Would be interesting to see those comments….
      I find it interesting that she didn’t want the sexy, walk around in bikinis, topless roles but that’s primarily what she has done and how she presents herself in public.
      The movies and photo shoots are all expressing sexuality. I’m sure we have all done things we would like to take back or do over…that’s life but we don’t continue to do that for 12 or so years and then pretend you didn’t have a choice. Sounds like something an alcoholic or drug addict would say. Even if she did movies that played a sexy bimbo as many pretty actress do….it’s how you present yourself to the public. The way you dress, speak and your mannerisms. Her interviews, magazine photos, walking the red carpet and way she behaves in public tells us who she is and who she wants to be….
      I don’t see a gun pointing at her head when she did these photos;

      • Mango May 1, 2015 at 1:44 pm #

        She definitely sold herself out for this….. Too bad she didn’t have to…..

        Needs to stop.
        I wonder if it has been like this since her friend died in that car accident? I think?

        But if she doesn’t want in this she needs to leave…
        It would be a respectful thing to do …. More adult….
        It’s time.

  8. Adrienne May 2, 2015 at 4:51 am #

    Another hillarious quote of Turd on how much she hates playing sexy roles:

    “I remember getting a small part in the movie ‘Zombieland’. I said to the director- ‘Do I get to play a true zombie or am I a cleavage zombie?’ I had this fear that he was going to want me to be a zombie in my underwear!

    “He said, ‘No. Take it as far as you want.’ I said, ‘Get the vomit packs ready! I’m going to be ugly and gross,” said Heard.

    Muhahaha, her ‘part’ lasts around 5 minutes of which 4 are her playing the sexy next door neighbour girl and 1 is her gettin’ beaten up with a toilet tank, I especially liked the last minute, hehe. But it’s true the first four minutes really made me puke.

    If the ability of self reflexion is a sign of intelligence, then we know where to place her on the IQ scale.

    • phonytexanbitch May 2, 2015 at 11:26 am #

      On an intelligence scale, she’d be lower than Forest Gump!!!

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