Talent? What Talent? Amber Heard

27 Apr

I thought my last post was my last for the evening,but after receiving some through provoking comments I decided to post again. WHY does Amber Heard continually throw other actresses under the bus? Not by mentioning names all the time, but what she says reads loud and clear to anyone who reads her “Let me try to sound intelligent” gibberish. She states that a good looking, beautiful actress can’t get good roles….because they are too pretty. That is …in layman’s terms, RUDE. Plenty of actresses have and are getting wonderful roles. I thank our fellow reader that commented on this very thing.  Truly the reason Amber Heard hasn’t gotten a “great meaty role” is due to her lack of talent. Sure she’s been stereotyped and most of that would be due to HER. You can’t make a housewife outta no ho” (Madea)

Here is an article where she throws Lindsay Lohan under the bus.

“… Wild has a negative connotation to me. It recalls a Lohantype approach to life. My embarking on a journey to question a religious system, to demand or beg for answers, is, in and of itself, wild, but for me, it seems morally and intellectually imperative. I’ve always acted in what I thought was the best way possible.”

Amber Heard on what it means to live a “wild” life, and if a life of sleeping with a legend like Johnny Depp isn’t considered “wild,” then who really knows what is. … Oh, wait. No. Amber knows what is — it’s her “embarking on a journey to question a religious system, to demand or beg for answers.” That’s wild, but don’t get too bent out of shape — it’s just Amber being Amber, because that’s who she is. She needs these things to stay alive, guys, and they are so, so imperative.

Real talk? Eyeroll. Major eyeroll. This is what Johnny Depp left Vanessa Paradis for? This? Because man. The 27-year-old Amber Heard is (hopefully) going to look back on these weird, indulgent, canned interview answers and guffaw in a few years. Guffaw, for real. Because laughing just isn’t even a good enough word for it. Like how regular old life and crashing on the couch with Johnny and potato chips is so totally pedestrian, “laughing” is, too. And because Amber is embarking on a spiritual journey with whom Johnny Depp is an “imperative,” intricate moving part dependent on Amber’s intellect and scintillating powers of recollection, these things paired with her eerily-accurate internal compass are sure to result in … well, you know. Something. 

See? Anybody could throw a whole bunch of big words around in hopes to be taken seriously, but the fact of the matter is that it doesn’t always happen that way, friends.

Oh, and Amber, honey? You aren’t famous enough to be throwing Lindsay Lohan under the bus yet, OK?

Read more: http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/07/10/amber-heard-lindsay-lohan-johnny-depp-annoying/#ixzz3YYQdn5u7
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This is only one of several times she’s done this. Most of the time she’s complaining about being too pretty, and that’s the cause of her mediocre career. Being Mrs. Johnny Depp isn’t and won’t help. Then again, neither will dissing all the great, beautiful actresses that have and will continue to get great roles based on talent.

Why isn’t Amber Heard a bigger star? Don’t ask us here at Jambernews, start looking at other online articles, movie critics, etc. The proof is out there.



7 Responses to “Talent? What Talent? Amber Heard”

  1. LaraB April 27, 2015 at 7:02 pm #

    What I’ve got to say about her is ‘Poor Little Thing’.

  2. Minnie1 April 28, 2015 at 8:54 am #

    Admittedly, the spiritual journey on which she has embarked is far too a nebulous and elegant a concept for the mean intellect to grasp. Her scintillating cerebral faculty for obfuscating the veracity of her utterances is only matched by her fecund imagination, which is often influenced by fervid cupidity.

    • Adrienne April 28, 2015 at 11:35 am #

      Lol, brilliant. There are actually pretty good studies showing that people perceive you as LESS intelligent when you use big words, jumbledungle jargon, or complicated phrases. Guess she doesn’t know that, haha … then after all, we all know she’s dumb as a doorknob, so maybe she can’t help it.

  3. Minnie1 April 28, 2015 at 9:55 am #

    correction: “…far too nebulous and elegant…”. Bet Amber wouldn’t have made such a silly, stupid typo!

  4. Liz April 28, 2015 at 10:24 am #

    LOL @ Minnie1….that comment = perfection.

  5. sol April 28, 2015 at 10:45 am #

    “sucks” lacks self-criticism. The victim is made, and is so haughtiness that can not recognize that gets to this point is for his relationship with Johnny…

  6. Minnie1 April 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm #

    Thank you.

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