Johnny, Breaking The Law

24 Apr

I have been doing some research this afternoon, and I’m convinced Johnny Depp has broke the law in Australia.

Australian Government records show that these groups of exotic animals have never been imported legally into Australia to be kept by individuals for private purposes:

  • primates such as gorillas, chimpanzees and monkeys
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  • exotic reptiles such as snakes, lizards, geckoes, alligators, crocodiles, turtles, tortoise
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  • exotic birds not included in the above lists
  • exotic arachnids such as scorpions and spiders
  • exotic insects such as cockroaches
  • roach

Remember. You must meet all relevant laws. Make sure that you can keep the animal legally in your state or territory before you buy it.

Please, don’t release your exotic animals

Releasing exotic animals into the wild may damage the environment. It could introduce an exotic disease or pathogen or become a pest itself. Exotic animals threaten our unique environment, agriculture and the tourism industry. It is also cruel to the animal as it is likely to die from exposure or starvation. -(We could only hope)


Prostitution:  Following decriminalisation with the passage of The Prostitution Act 1992, a/k/a “Anna’s Law,”[10] brothels are legal, but sex workers are required to register with the Office of Regulatory Services (ORS).[11] The ORS also registers and regulates brothels and escort agencies. Sex workers may work privately but must work alone. Soliciting remains illegal (Section 19). – ( Okay she’s safe unless her friends show up to help)

Finally laws in Australia you may not know about but feel free to google them.

1. – this one will come in handy for Johnny’s Team: -Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.

2. It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday. – (JD’s Team will have to have a talk with Amber about this.)

3. In Gold Coast, it is illegal for the women to wear a bikini whose material exceeds six square inches -(won’t be hard for her)

4. In Australia bars are supposed to have a stable, water and they should feed the horses that come with patrons – (GREAT! He can take her to the bar!)

5. In the absence of a urinal, you are allowed to urinate on the rear left tire of your vehicle -(Nothing new for her)



6 Responses to “Johnny, Breaking The Law”

  1. phonytexanbitch April 24, 2015 at 4:49 pm #

    this must be why Disney was having so much trouble, it wasn’t Jack the Monkey that was the problem but the Chupacabra!!!!

    • sad for jd April 24, 2015 at 5:18 pm #

      I guess the Aussie don’t want her either

  2. sad for jd April 24, 2015 at 5:20 pm #

    Turdy doesn’t seize to amaze me. …just when you think you have seen the ugliest outfit, she finds another.

    • Adrienne April 25, 2015 at 11:06 am #

      LOL agreed :), by the way does she frequently suffer from lockjaw?

      • sad for jd April 25, 2015 at 3:45 pm #

        Well maybe if she did she would hide for awhile..won’t that be a great thing

  3. Minnie1 April 25, 2015 at 3:26 pm #

    As usual…..the UK Daily Mail has pictures of Lilly Rose in a modeling shoot for an Australian magazine. She looks lovely and didn’t employ any open mouthed, snarling “I’m a rabid jackal” facial expressions. You sometimes wonder who is the teenager and who is the alleged adult.

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