Refocusing The Masses

23 Apr

After the drama of “Living Separate Lives”, Divorce, and On The Rocks the first thing that comes out is the PUSH about Black Mass. Disney/Bruckheimer’s “all is well” photo of Captain Jack Sparrow, and thing are swept under the rug.

Did you notice? Did you see and read the redirection online with all the articles? Black Mass everywhere. It’s the silent way to sway your eyes to something other than “SHIT hit the fan, the newly weds are in trouble”

And that crew, is how it’s done. Good thing those here at Jambernews are aware of those tactics.


Newlyweds still not seen together since the ceremony

Amber isn’t around Johnny after his injury

1. iO and Amber attend event –

2. Queen of the Night

3. Drunker than shit and stumbling

4. Johnny is then leaving for OZ

5. Held up 24 hours (probably waiting on amber to arrive in L.A.

6. Damage control – couple seen together arriving in Oz

POTC 5 release a photo of Captain Jack, and BLACK MASS articles go full force.



16 Responses to “Refocusing The Masses”

  1. Jas April 23, 2015 at 10:27 am #

    Yes! That is the way it’s done. Redirection and smoke and mirrors.
    Thanks for the recap….keeps it all in perspective.
    So, are the return to OZ pics all that we get to see of the “happy couple”?
    No birthday party shindig photos? Shame, I was looking forward to another
    silly, overly sugared, generic gel written ‘Happy Birthday’ cake.

    • jambernews April 23, 2015 at 11:04 am #

      maybe they ate it so fast no one could get a pic. ROFL

      • phonytexanbitch April 23, 2015 at 11:40 am #

        They ate it fast to destroy the evidence. Depp ordered it and had it say, “Happy 29th Birthday Amber. Get Away from me or you won’t see 30, Love Johnny” And accompany the cake were a custom made pair of stone encrusted cement shoes.

        • jambernews April 23, 2015 at 12:44 pm #

          Now that’s a party!

    • LaraB April 23, 2015 at 2:28 pm #

      Birthday party… They must be hardly talking.

  2. Minnie1 April 23, 2015 at 10:32 am #

    All damage control was put together undoubtedly when Johnny was recuperating in LA. Given the fact that Johnny’s accident was a fluke, this was very smoothly and professionally done during that short time frame. Hats off to all the pr people involved. However, as the saying goes, when you put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig…..

    And I can’t help but wonder what is being done/said to Amber to keep her out of the public eye. You know damn well she’s dying to flaunt herself in a bikini on a beach in Oz. Unless of course, she’s holed up somewhere, engrossed in reading Christopher Hitchens’ book.

    • phonytexanbitch April 23, 2015 at 11:35 am #

      Well she’s not hanging out with Gina D., all of her post show her alone and SAY that she’s hanging out alone. So while filming is going on,, she’s not palling around with Heard.

      • jambernews April 23, 2015 at 12:44 pm #

        Can we blame her? Good thing she didn’t have to babysit the brat.

      • phonytexanbitch April 23, 2015 at 3:28 pm #

        Kind of giving credence to the matchbook covers: “I don’t like her” and “keep her away from me”. Isn’t that what she had written. Maybe that’s why she had to fly separately via Virgin and why she’s still friends with iO’s ex that works for Virgin.

  3. designsondepp April 23, 2015 at 11:34 am #

    Not only was Disney scrambling to do damage control, Warner Brothers was in panic mode too knowing that had a movie preview coming soon involving said star. So they do what they do best: lemons into lemonade…it’s still too tart for my taste.

  4. Minnie1 April 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm #

    Following the trail… Time Inc. owns People Magazine. Time used to be Time Warner (as in Warner Brothers) until Time Inc. spun off in 2014. Wonder if they’re doing favors for each other???

    • jambernews April 23, 2015 at 1:48 pm #

      LR just wore a WB shirt in her instagram photo with the firetruck (where’s there’s smoke there’s…..)

  5. LaraB April 23, 2015 at 2:27 pm #

    Part of the strategies to turn POTC V into a big success. Johnny going from a hit to another one, rather than from bomb to bomb.
    Now that staged arrival in Australia was simply ridiculous and obvious. We could even see Jerry directing Amber’s steps, as we well commented here. The couple looked distant and detached. Johnny must be totally out of himself to accept to be driven like that.

    • phonytexanbitch April 23, 2015 at 3:42 pm #

      Those same strategies didn’t work so well for The Lone Ranger did they? The reason was Depp sucked, he had no focus and was just playing around nibbling on the edges of scenes. His performance reminded me of…well yes…an Amber Heard performance. Seems that they have not only decided to match outfits but acting styles as well. Neither one of them have the ability at this point to commit to their performances. So then we have art imitating life, because based on what iO said we know that this is not a committed marriage. I know Depp aligns himself to who he is with, but he needs to stop because this one is going to sink his ship. It’s a good thing Lily-Rose has started modeling, Hopefully, Jack can hook in with Marilyn Manson or Alice Cooper or Aerosmith either as a studio musician or a bandie. Both of Johnny’s kiddies are going to have to support themselves once their father’s pet Chupacabra drains all of their financial resources.

      • Mango April 23, 2015 at 11:46 pm #

        She won’t get a dime of their money….
        Those kids are set for life.

      • sad for jd April 24, 2015 at 1:15 pm #

        I sure hope that Johnny was smart enough to protect his children from this predator. ..not just monetarily

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