Please! Not Wal-Mart Again!

22 Apr

There are some waiting to see if Amber takes advantage of her birthday to make sure photos get posted online. I do implore that if this is done please do not repeat last year else tons of people are just going to laugh. last year a cake was delivered to the hotel she was staying in and it was not from a professional bakery. It appeared to be from Costco or a chain retailer. Let’s recap:

Now do you honestly believe Johnny Depp would get Amber a cake like this? A small box of Rocher chocolates, and a few dozen roses? If they wanted us to believe it was from Johnny they should have stuck with just the roses,, not the “I’m 13 today!” pink cake and gift bag. (he did however take her to a book store, which was probably to purchase something she could actually read. Like, for instance….* The book of continents and countries*Β  because in an interview she called Puerto Rico another country.

What will it be this year?


17 Responses to “Please! Not Wal-Mart Again!”

  1. Judy Latty April 22, 2015 at 12:40 pm #

    Lets hope its divorce papers!!!!

    • jambernews April 22, 2015 at 12:42 pm #

      HAHAHAHHA Happy Birthday Bitch!

    • RL April 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm #

      Where’s the like button!! Lol

    • sad for JD April 22, 2015 at 1:08 pm #

      Great present. .SURPRISE BITCH

  2. jambernews April 22, 2015 at 12:46 pm #

    I think she’s ready for rhyming words, so maybe this year something like that or perhaps just Dick and Jane. The….the ca…ca…cat….in the ..ha…hat, “oh fuck this I’ll just be a stripper!”

    • sad for JD April 22, 2015 at 1:12 pm #

      Dick and Jane ..vintage.
      but Trudy will probably think it kiddy porn

  3. Minnie1 April 22, 2015 at 1:00 pm #

    Just read that a 100 carat diamond was sold for 22 million this week. Let’s hope that johnny was not the buyer!

    • jambernews April 22, 2015 at 1:07 pm #

      I hope he was……………that 100 carat could make hundreds of rings!! LOL

      • sad for JD April 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm #

        Great present. .SURPRISE BITCH

      • sad for jd April 22, 2015 at 1:29 pm #

        Oops wrong spot apologies

  4. Jas April 22, 2015 at 1:09 pm #

    Still amused over last year’s birthday gifts. Clearly all from a nearby grocery market. That cheesy gift bag alone was not even a Hallmark.
    This year? Yes, I like the idea of divorce papers too. Perhaps she’ll have a “themed” BD party…..

    • jambernews April 22, 2015 at 2:45 pm #

      SOB! That’s funny!

    • sad for jd April 22, 2015 at 5:09 pm #


  5. sad for JD April 22, 2015 at 1:14 pm #

    If he bought her any diamonds. .he deserves what he gets ..bum ass

  6. designsondepp April 22, 2015 at 5:00 pm #

    100 carats…he could get a few chick rings for himself out of that too!

    • jambernews April 22, 2015 at 5:05 pm #

      Sounds like a good investment.

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