Johnny Depp More Than A Hobo

22 Apr

Ok for years he’s sported his own look. Homeless man. Hobo. Sure. It’s worked for him. Some have even said it verges on sexy as only Johnny Depp could pull it off.

Here I go setting myself up to get hate mail…

WTF lately Johnny?  Your shirt the other day on arrival to Oz – one side was half cut and a safety pin holding the shirt together. What’s with the safety pins lately? (More about that at the bottom of this post)

The other day arriving he looked…better than he has(with the exception of the pin and cut shirt) LOL

That dirty RAG wrapped around his injured hand was a “nice” touch. Hope he has plenty of Neosporin, hell he needs a case of kwell spray as long as Chupa is around. Just douse the bitch with it.

Now in the recent past, Johnny has let himself go. He’s been going a bit further and looking more than just a “sexy” hobo. He has looked not only tired, but bloated, teetering on fat, strung out, as if he’s been on some binges, and ladies…sorry but the man looked as if he might be a walking ass cloud.  One gets a mental and smell image and it’s just of B.O, and rank ass.

Johnny Depp the walking ass cloud. BUT I may be totally wrong, because from the looks of past videos and pictures the smell of booze oozing out of his pores covered the smell of unwashed ass.

How long if ever, will Johnny Depp get back to looking vagrant sexy or just plain  healthy?

Safety Pins- symbolism-

The Dutch underground -Safety Pin” was a  symbol of unity and promise to watch each other’s back.

The punk Rock era – saw many safety pins in clothes.

Hold Things Together.

————G’Night Crew


11 Responses to “Johnny Depp More Than A Hobo”

  1. LaraB April 22, 2015 at 10:37 pm #

    “How long if ever, will Johnny Depp get back to looking vagrant sexy or just plain healthy?”
    Well, on the day he finds a mature woman to take care of him, as he’s been proving not to be able to do it by himself, neither with his looks nor with his limits.
    Vanessa used to say she would sew his buttons and prepare his bath and food even.
    But honestly a nice woman, despite all his fame and glamour, is not so easy to be found when you are 51 but act like a big kid.

  2. Jas April 23, 2015 at 10:43 am #

    For the moment, he’s lost his spirit. He’s just going through the motions right now…on auto pilot. I agree, he needs someone who will truly look after him, supporting him with love and understanding and a little tough love tossed in.
    I can’t fault him on this. He’s hurting inside and it’s reflected on the outside.
    His style is part of his innate creative self and once he feels better, emotionally and physically, I think we’ll see a fresher and healthier man with that old Johnny touch once again.

  3. phonytexanbitch April 23, 2015 at 11:26 am #

    Remember, it’s always easy to spot a taken man vs. a single one, it’s all in his appearance. Depp has always had his own take on covering and hiding himself in clothing and accessories, so even his previous boho style while with Vanessa always had a well worn look. I remember the story he told about the jeans with the duct tape on them covering holes, I believe that was pre-split but likely while the end was coming. Now there is no one keeping him in check, because Heard (who we know is all about looks and being fashionable) doesn’t care. Maybe this is his way of saying what he’s not allowed to say, that she’s not in his life. If she were in his life, he’d be dressed better and he would look cleaned up.
    And I did see the pictures of her holding his injured hand in the vehicle, that was for SHOW, the window was down. If she really cared about him she wouldn’t have been holding his INJURED, WRAPPED hand. I’m starting to think Heard and Depp are BOTH pawns in this whole thing. But she’s loving it, it’s getting her everything and it’s getting him nothing.
    I don’t know if you’ve seen the video of them driving away. Jamber mentioned how in some pictures Jerry is laughing and Johnny looks serious. First off, Johnny has dead-pan humor. But what prompted that was the reporter asked Johnny how his hand was. He said that it’s alright but that he’s growing another a third one. He’s saying this WHILE she’s hanging on to his injured hand. Jerry is looking at her and laughing, Johnny dissed her, AGAIN.

    • jambernews April 23, 2015 at 12:43 pm #

      EXACTLY, caught that.

    • LaraB April 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm #

      Can you post the link to the video?

      • phonytexanbitch April 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm #

        Here’s the video I was talking about

  4. LaraB April 23, 2015 at 10:55 pm #

    I couldn’t find the video in question but I saw this one in which he seems to tell her to look smily:

    • sad for jd April 24, 2015 at 6:07 pm #

      I wish I could read lips…he was definitely telling her something, cause she really put her smiley face after that ..didn’t she..

  5. LaraB April 23, 2015 at 11:20 pm #

    Girls, I’ve watched it attentively and it is completely evident that when Johnny gets close to her she is complaining about something. Check out the look on her face when she moves from behind Jerry to walk next to Johnny. She does smile on his request!

  6. DONE WITH DEPP April 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

    Incredible!! Both videos need to be given more attention EVERYWHERE! All this time, I had sympathy for JD, but I’m losing it fast because he seems so completely on board with the LYING TO HIS FANS.

  7. Mango April 25, 2015 at 12:52 pm #

    I can’t believe they soiled his Pirate work by attaching it to this….. Staged cliche of a report…. Just seeing it with this RUINS IT ALL

    But that news with OI IO OO……. Just dampened her
    by 10,0000…… So pretentious

    It looks to me he is being dragged along by a force
    he’s confined to at the moment…. It’s starting to show to me, whoever is running this is starting to
    mess up. And Amber made a move outside of plans…it’s slowly happening more and more.
    She thinks she’s big enough now to break free and
    start basking her own light….

    I think Jerry is trying to help John , I think John’s had
    enough and Jerry is a true support….

    The stink is starting to transpire from a different
    direction …. If it keeps going like this, it’s apparent
    to me someone in the business despises John Depp
    and his existence…

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