Johnny Back in OZ

21 Apr

Looks as if after a drunk escapade from Amber Heard, The Chupacabra  stuffed herself into a bag and arrived with Depp in OXZ.

The whole thing has been bizarre. Many of Johnny and Amber’s friends on instagram posted photos and messages of sadness, and most readers could tell some of those posts insinuated something was wrong. Shit hit the fan when Amber was out partying, drunk, and stumbling around NYC. Shit was getting real. THEN out of nowhere, the “couple” shows up in OZ, together. (Part of my challenge to Heard accomplished.)  HOWEVER – what about the other part of that challenge? Depp looking happy with his new bride? No big smiles were shown.

Chupas mom jeans were a bit disappointing to see, but it didn’t matter, no one wanted to see her anyway. The world was waiting to see Johnny Depp. Who apparently lost a few pounds.  Where I ask, is the newlywed bliss, smiles, and affection?

Nevermind………..same shit, different day.  It just doesn’t change. The body language is the same, and for all intents and purposes Amber Heard’s actions are more like a person in an open marriage/relationship than of a woman committed.  She drinks as much as Depp does, and bounces back faster due to age. Depp has an issue with the demon and she couldn’t care less.  YET when rumors of a split – a separation – on the rocks were very evident, her ass made sure to get on a plane and I’m sure Depp’s team pushed hard to make the rumors and her behavior take a back seat. HOW?  “get your shit together, and FINALLY FUCKING APPEAR  together. Jesus it’s been 2 months, it’s getting weird !!!”

So after two months, a ceremony without an officiant, Amber Heard no where around Johnny after his injury, getting drunk in NYC THIS is what we see…… and it’s nothing that makes anyone think this relationship will work. He”ll end up dead if he doesn’t stop this bullshit – but don’t worry as long as Amber Heard is around she’ll probably attend his funeral snockered and dancing with her friends.


55 Responses to “Johnny Back in OZ”

  1. Judy Latty April 21, 2015 at 11:42 am #

    Hes worth millions….uses a safety pin to keep his shirt togeether……both are a mess, and useless

    • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 12:45 pm #

      Was thinking that as well. …my father wore better clothes to work in the field.

  2. Mango April 21, 2015 at 11:59 am #

    Ok, who is wanting them together, because people
    do not like them together & don’t like her with him.

    Who is trying to do him in? It’s not going to be good to force them to be together in front of people because the public doesn’t like it…

    They don’t look like they want to be together…. This
    is not a good thing so who is “forcing” them because
    it’s not to help him but push him down…. He looks about dead. Who is responsible for this??

    IDk if he would , but John just needs to pull out all together and say I’m done, until whoever this is gets
    out of his life. If there is no prestige there is no point. John just needs to say I’m done not doin this anymore and leave….. He looks about dead.

    They need to stop this charade, it’s repulsive and rediculous. It’s apparent to me some1 is just trying to be a major a$& to him….. He needs to forget the camera for a while and get better, no matter what
    Disney has to do. …. this film does not need to go
    on. It seems someone wants him finished.

    • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 1:47 pm #

      Good point. Who or what is wanting them together???

  3. sol April 21, 2015 at 12:07 pm #

    Sometimes I think the heteroxesual Johnny went with Vanessa, a man does not allow his wife to share with another person and more if married.
    All this is a sham marriage, is clearly not there, both wearing different rings and appearance of Johnny is irreconocible.Para my Johnny is gay …. sorry to say

    • Mango April 21, 2015 at 1:41 pm #

      I respect your opinion but I don’t think he’s gay…. But I do think he’s in a nasty situation that’s becoming a hornets nest…. He’s been played bad…

    • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 1:50 pm #

      I don’t think he’s gay at all, but I can’t come to terms with the fact he may find Amber’s gay thing sexy. Unless he’s not faithful either which may be a possibility. After all he was not faithful to Vanessa.
      Sometimes it does seem Vanessa kept the best part of Johnny…

      • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 2:37 pm #

        I in no way think they sleep together I think they have their own people on the side.

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 2:40 pm #

        Really Jamber? You think they don’t sleep together at all?

        • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 2:44 pm #

          Uhhh NO, not no but FUCK NO because he’s too miserable looking with her….a man getting it from a girl he’s with isn’t going to look like this. Depp and Heard look happy when not with each other. NO nookie. What man that’s getting laid is going to hide in the floor board of a car and still to this day look all kinds of fucked up with someone he’s banging. There’s not even the littlest sign of intimacy between them.

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 3:23 pm #

        Makes sense. He looks neither happy nor peaceful next to Chupa. But so why does it go on?? There must be an explanation.
        I’ve already heard they argue all the time too.

        • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 3:32 pm #

          We don’t know but we can safely say it isn’t hiding the torpedo. LOL

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 4:02 pm #


  4. jambernews April 21, 2015 at 12:11 pm #

    PTB – NO FANS to wave at. pic of Depp’s plane arriving

    • phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm #

      That pic is a little different. The one I posted shows the steps down and him standing on the steps waving to NO FANS off the the right.. Is he wasted and just thinks they are there? Are they all in his head? Maybe he seeing all of his characters waving to him? Is he delusional? No, most likely just a staged photo op.

      • phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 2:02 pm #

        I’m sorry I looked at the picture I posted again and you can see her, going right for the vehicle she’s right near the door and Depp is still on the top of the steps. She must go BACK to take his hand and walk with him. The way the pictures were taken, it looks like they had to walk a little ways but it’s literally a few feet. The important thing is that she had no intention of taking his hand and walking with him, someone directed her to do that. Look at it again….

  5. Mango April 21, 2015 at 12:14 pm #

    This film does not need to be done with her, if she stays and him , the film and his career are all but over…. He needs to take control of his life again.

    Someone is trying to ruin him & he’s letting them
    Try to run his life…. It’s not working and he needs to bail until this is done…. How it looks…. He needs to
    get control of his life or its over.

  6. designsondepp April 21, 2015 at 12:26 pm #

    looks like she found the bloat he lost…
    and while dancing with her friends, she’ll be wearing a white, all-to-tight, bad hem, too fucking long, nip-slipping sack

  7. Minnie1 April 21, 2015 at 12:48 pm #

    Chupa is doing her best to make it look like they’re all lovey-dovey in some of the arrival photos. Wonder what the old ball and chain is going to do in Oz while he’s filming–apart from getting her picture taken on a daily basis .
    Can’t wait to see the birthday photos.

    • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 2:01 pm #

      I won’t be surprised if she gets a small part in this film, a cameo ….I just feel it in my bones…she will make him pay.

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 2:42 pm #

        That would be deplorable.

  8. phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 1:05 pm #

    I love the picture inside the vehicle. There are 3 vehicles, 2 SUV’s and one that looks like a hotel van. But they’ve got a carry-on piece sitting between them. Guess they needed a wall. They really don’t look as if they like being together.

    • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 1:17 pm #

      Same thoughts. Why not sit NEXT to your new husband not just hold his injured hand. BS

      • phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

        And why would you hold a hand that is injured. If it so fragile that he was restricted from flying (as said by the Disney rep) and he still has it wrapped, then she has no business touching that hand.
        I’m sad because with her there this movie is going to fail. POTO4 barely got by, he was close to not even being Cpt Jack. Now with this distraction, we won’t see Cpt Jack, not the one we all loved. And if this is the last one, it will be very anticlimactic. Maybe that’s what Johnny’s trying to do get out from under Disney or maybe he just wants out of the business all together. He’s just going to take our money and run. This is so fucking sad!!!!

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 1:53 pm #

        Good point! Good point! She shows no affection towards him.

      • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 2:05 pm #

        Would you want her to sit next to you??? He probably put his arm over his bag so she doesn’t steal more of his belongs.

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 3:28 pm #

        Hah! Good remark Sad for JD!

  9. sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 1:16 pm #

    I guess they were waving at the photographer. ….sorry I can’t seem be able to copy the photo. ..but the one below the vehicle waving one … Turdy is showing her ballet talents… second position with her bat ugly shoes. I wonder is that the same white t-shirt as NY…..God I hope she laundered that … nice smell on a trans oceanic flight.
    OK do you think iO will show up in Oz. ..that would be entertaining
    johnny owns his own jet …does anyone know if this is his plane? ??

    • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 1:19 pm #

      Not his. This is more Learjet. His is not. (not sure he owns one but the one he uses regularly is different than the one in OZ)

      • Mango April 22, 2015 at 12:30 am #

        Some commentary on The Tourist said they used his plane for the plane shots in the movie…

        That is supposedly his plane in the movie.

  10. phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 1:19 pm #

    The longer this goes on, the more I’m questioning Johnny’s sexuality. There have always been whispers that he was gay because of the way he looks. He, himself said, “in every character there has to be something of yourself or else it’s just lying” and “didn’t you know that all of my characters are gay?” I think he realized it while he was with Winona, dated Kate to hide it, made a deal with Vanessa to have his kids thru artificial insemination, Vanessa wanted out to go on with her own life and so Johnny grabbed a lesbian who could continue her own life without him and she has no need to be seen with a man. She is his beard and the deal is that she gets her career boosted. There are other details too but this could get really long. It feels like Hollywood knows exactly what she is and why she is there. I sense pity from the Hollywood community and his peers in the last year or so. No one says anything they just “know”.

    • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 2:26 pm #

      Interesting. .. not that I think or saying he’s gay but I noticed on a video with Marilyn Manson, that Mansion is always trying to grab johnny ( ass and crotch ) and he is pushing him away …sorry I can’t copy the YouTube video…it the from Nov 1, 2014

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 2:45 pm #

        I noticed that too, but I guess that’s Marilyn’s clumsy way to catch attention. Johnny looks uncomfortable with those games.

  11. LaraB April 21, 2015 at 1:45 pm #

    How sharp was that! She was actually wearing mom jeans, and he actually lost weight. Maybe part of his homework to the movie. There was no bliss about them at all. Very weird. Totally agree, she does not look like a committed woman. Not only, notice she looked much happier among her girl friends than next to Johnny. She almost looks bored beside him.
    Now which newly wed would leave her husband under recovery to have fun in NY especially after having spent weeks apart from him? Who would not accomplish their professional duties and rush back to his side?
    But there’s something out there we have not put our finger to yet. Almost like a promotional deal. But why would Johnny accept or be interested in something like that? Do you think he is that cheap to the point of feeling fine next to that nasty woman? Somebody shine a light on me!

  12. Minnie1 April 21, 2015 at 2:08 pm #

    Sad for JD….We all know that she thinks she is now a ballerina as well as a
    vocalist, but she will always be a clumsy cow to me. By the way, ” When I Live My Life Over Again” is not getting great reviews. I feel bad for Walken.

    • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 4:16 pm #

      Me too. ..very sad for Walken.
      If Johnny is asking all his buddies to help her out …he won’t have many left when this all said and done.

      • phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 5:23 pm #

        Well considering that they only people Johnny had at the “wedding” were his employees, I’d say that’s already happened.

      • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 6:42 pm #

        What wedding….. oh that…that was so turdy could wear her long sleeve wedding dress on a hot tropical beach.

        • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm #

          ceremony not wedding, no proof they had a wedding, could be any kind of commitment ceremony.,,,,,,,,wait……

  13. LaraB April 21, 2015 at 2:47 pm #

    Which movie with Amber in the cast could get good reviews? Not even porn.

    • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 2:51 pm #

      That growl would scare a man out of a blow job. PRONTO TONTO!

      • Adrienne April 21, 2015 at 3:16 pm #

        LOOOL, made my day 🙂

      • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 3:30 pm #

        You got me into tears now! LOL!!!!!

      • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm #


  14. Minnie1 April 21, 2015 at 2:52 pm #

    If she gets a part in the film, let’s hope its as ballast that they throw overboard! Also, about that suitcase between them, it’s probably the bag that Chupa stuffed herself in to get on board the flight.

  15. Liz April 21, 2015 at 3:08 pm #

    What a great photo op for Amber Heard! But someone please tell me who is that man next to her?? I know it says Johnny Depp but he would NEVER take getting off a plane and turn it into a photo call! And why the photo in the car? I mean WHY? How does that even happen and why would he allow it? Were they driving by the paps and decided to roll down the window (to prove something) or is that some airport employee’s Instagram photo? It certainly looks less professional. This all seems like a clear “look at me, here I am and here’s my wife and we’re fine” thing… Whatever happened to “never explain, never complain” Johnny???

    At this point we can also assume that the reason Depp was “delayed” was because he was waiting for Amber to finish having her fun in NYC so she could fly with him. That bothers me. He’s now holding up production because his child bride needs to have fun and can’t manage to get on a plane to OZ all by herself??

    Also, the fact that he still has his hand covered is highly suspicious. No matter what kind of hand surgery he had, even if he has a pin in there, it’s just a splint under there…why the need to cover that?? It really adds fuel to the “put his hand through glass” rumor because it appears he is covering his skin. If he tumbled off a go-cart, he may have gotten superficial marks from gravel or such but by now they would be almost invisible. This says he had deep, deep cuts… which explains why he had the whole thing covered in the first place.

    Amber can hold his hand and wear mom jeans and show up to the set to hug and kiss on him all she wants… no one is buying it anymore.

    As for Johnny being gay… well there are entirely too many reports from women about him flirting… like LOTS… if he is anything less than straight (I highly doubt it) he’d be bi like Amber. He likes women… and at some point he did “like” this one. Maybe he was just flirting with her through the Rum Diary stuff and it got out of hand. I think he took a mistress and made her a wife cause he is desperate for that connection…BIG mistake mr. Depp and it will come back and bite you in the ass!

    Oh and I can’t wait to see how long Amber last’s without all her crony friends by her side. She’s gonna be sitting at home alone a lot while Johnny is on set. Or she’ll be sitting on set, but either way she’ll get bored and lonely and probably end up flying home to “work” soon enough.

    • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 3:21 pm #

      Fuck that, she’ll visit a titty bar and get some.

      • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 4:26 pm #

        Ok…I was thinking she would float around Australia getting photographed with Johnny assistant’s wife…that’s to get her off the set.
        But the titty bar works…maybe she can buy some while she there

      • intohim April 21, 2015 at 10:00 pm #

        I was thinking the same thing.

      • phonytexanbitch April 21, 2015 at 10:08 pm #

        She’ll only do that if her “girls” are around. With Depp she’ll be sitting around bored and wining.

    • LaraB April 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm #

      Excellent points Liz!
      Why would he be delayed if he was home? Because the doctor told him so? C’mon! Would a day make a difference to his recovery? A hand does not need to be bandaged like that only due to a pin insertion in a single finger.

      • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm #

        I gathering Disney executive approved of him waiting for her..again PR bulls hit …it would make both of them look loving if they went down together. ..or this was the deal Disney made with their PR to keep her way off the set …can you imagine her chasing all the big busted women on set …

        • jambernews April 21, 2015 at 5:03 pm #

          I could see her chasing any “sized” woman….tran

  16. Minnie1 April 21, 2015 at 4:36 pm #

    Wonder how his kids are dealing with this. His daughter seems very poised, but she’ s still young.
    And his son is at that awkward age. Vanessa must be a very strong person to cope with all of this.

    • sad for jd April 21, 2015 at 7:01 pm #

      Talking about the kids …someone commented that johnny had already bought new house for turdy and LR posted a picture

      devilish girls at play

      A post shared by Lily-Rose Depp (@lilyrose_depp) on

      and she posted pictures of baby clothes. ..

      I sure and the hell hope neither one is true ….although buying another house so Amber can live there and yours is turdy free might be worth it. ..

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