Suitcase Chupacabra

19 Apr

Not long now until we find out if Amber Turd AKA Chupacabra stole away in Johnny’s suitcase once again.  Chupas have a tendency to love cameras, and attention so if she’s on her way to OZ (Australia) we should known soon enough.  Can’t wait to see if she hopped a plane to be where hubby is. ( that way she doesn’t have to constantly call looking for him)


If not, Depp’s team actually checked the luggage this go round…


7 Responses to “Suitcase Chupacabra”

  1. Minnie1 April 19, 2015 at 10:22 am #

    The Daily Mail has now picked up on the story that he’s a week overdue for filming. I can’ t imagine he would destroy his professional reputation waiting around while La Chupa poses in a variety of night gowns. Also, if the rumors are true about them not talking, why would he want her there? And the only reason I can imagine for her being there is to make sure he doesn’t try to bolt, and to give her friends a free vacation.

  2. sad for jd April 19, 2015 at 1:06 pm #

    Where’s Johnny. ..they are saying he hasn’t arrived in Australia yet, he’s a week late.
    He did the same thing on the mortdecai.
    Whatever is wrong …it’s getting bad.
    IO you can keep chupacabra …you love her ,she was wonderful, she your family. Well good cause she is poison to Johnny. ….he is on a road of self destruction since he met you.
    Sweetie, read the signs his destroying his career so you can leave him and move on to another.

  3. phonytexanbitch April 19, 2015 at 1:59 pm #

    This is nothing. DM is trying to create drama, as they always do. Johnny is not late getting back. His assistant’s wife posted last night a picture stating it’s her last night in LA. This was planned they left LA today. And it’s likely that Turdy and her friends have left on a separate plane to go to OZ. Remember they were suppose to be there in April or May. DM (read as Heard’s mouthpiece) wants to draw attention to Johnny not being there, so that when he IS there they can also talk about her being there and they will drum up that she’s there to “look after” him. It’s all a bunch of BS.

    • sad for jd April 19, 2015 at 4:22 pm #

      What you are saying, is probably true. 😟
      I, as Lara, was really hoping it was over and iO was her new squeeze until she could hook up with someone else.
      but unfortunately for Johnny and his family I don’t think anyone else will touch her …

  4. LaraB April 19, 2015 at 2:26 pm #

    Well, after IO’s statement I’m entertaining the thought it’s over between Johnny and Amber and the trip to NY with her gang was a sort of ritual. May I be right.

  5. sad for jd April 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm #

    A couple in Ratcliffe, Texas, has captured a creature that they believe may prove the existence of the mythical chupacabra.

    Jackie Stock says her husband, Bubba, found a strange-looking animal eating corn in a tree Sunday night and managed to contain it.

    When trying to identify the species, Stock noticed the animal’s hairless back, large claws, countless teeth and ferocious growl. He came to one conclusion:

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