Challenge to Heard

17 Apr

Wonder if Johnny could appear with Amber Turd and actually look happy? What a challenge that would be for her. What a challenge it would be for Depp! LOL!  Then again what about actually wearing an outfit/attire that FIT correctly? Something that didn’t scream look at my tits, something that was hemmed, and …….oh who am I kidding can she even wear clothes and wear them well?

My challenge is thus – wear something appropriate and that fits well. Maybe do away with the JUMP ME red lipstick for a change and comb your fucking hair. It isn’t sexy to see hair that looks as if you’ve blow dried it in a bathroom with the wall dryers. Lose the trailer rouge as well. STOP for the love of GOD with the sack dresses, and nightgowns. You may be vain about your back being shown but please show some identity and stop copying people ( remember Depp said that about Vanessa’s back, not yours)

Take pity on your knob knees- (boy hips and hands as well) distract the eye with wearing something that flatters you for a change – hell just pick something that fits.. If you have a stylist that helps you pick out clothes FIRE THAT FUCKER. FAIL FAIL FAIL.  If you are picking out your wardrobe, STOP FUCKER.  It’s just sad at this point.

Challenge accepted???  We’ll see.

P.S. Those fucking skirt pants – (paloozas)  JESUS, Fucking A, do NOT buy any more of them!  Your wardrobe looks it’s owner, doesn’t quite fit and suffers from split personalities.


11 Responses to “Challenge to Heard”

  1. jambernews April 17, 2015 at 3:09 pm #

    well FUCK! LAST PICTURE Hide your fucking penis next time Amber.

    • phonytexanbitch April 17, 2015 at 3:19 pm #

      Holy shit, you’re right. Compare the two crotches in that picture and her dick looks as big as Depp’s!!! LOL

      Guess then it’s not her choice to be bisexual, she just has all of the parts for it, so it’s a must!!!

  2. sad for jd April 17, 2015 at 4:32 pm #

    Ok I’ve seen the first photo before. ..what’s up with feet. Most people would have broken an ankle. I think jerry was memorized as well. Johnny, “shut the door fame whore, you can get your coke later”
    And fire your stylist ……or who ever is picking out your wardrobe.
    Amber it’s all leftovers … the A, B and C listers have already picked

  3. sad for jd April 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm #

    Let’s hope she doesn’t start wearing short skirts without her undies..we might see here dicky.

  4. Bee April 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm #

    I think her underwear was a little wide. Things started to budge.

  5. LaraB April 17, 2015 at 7:23 pm #

    Class dwells very very far away from her.

  6. Mango April 18, 2015 at 3:26 am #

    The first pic is my fav….
    Two grown men making her shut her own car door….. :$

    Personally if that were me…. He could go in alone…. I would be saying

    But, oh ya….. I don’t date to manipulate ……

    But maybe women being sincerely interested just don’t do it for him anymore…..

    • sad for jd April 18, 2015 at 1:56 pm #

      Agreed.. I would think one of the gentlemen would close the door…but the position of her body and feet are disturbing.
      If you look she is grabbing Johnny’s hand and he is looking straight ahead… and Jerry has an odd look on his face.
      Either she wasn’t suppose to get out the car and did so anyway…she’s a free thinker ya know. Or he didn’t want her there and again he didn’t want her there

      • Mango April 18, 2015 at 4:41 pm #

        So let go!

        If he doesn’t want her get your hand loose and go!
        Getting tired of this mess out of him….. Parading around with a woman
        that doesn’t care spit for him when there are MANY women out there
        accomplished, sincere , and would care for him- she doesn’t have to be
        famous; probably better for him if she wasn’t…… But either way,
        Trade Up John! But if this is what he wants, he better just kiss his career Goodbye.
        People are getting tired of the company he keeps. We don’t have to watch it and
        don’t want to….. If this is the people he wants to be around , don’t want to support his crud…..
        And that’s exactly what his work will become :(.

        Such nonsense from a grown, accomplished, and apparently SPOILED man….

        I think it’s pretty obvious she’s not going to be your “Becall”. But your not Bogart either. Your Last name
        is Depp, you have your own life to lead. Btw, Bogart had a Poor relationship with his sons and died of cancer at 56…..
        Umm….. Is that what you want?? We don’t, but then again maybe you don’t care… Just the nobodys called “Fans”….
        But we don’t have to be. If we are getting on your nerves, we can fix that.

        If your answering to nonsense execs higher up, cut yourself loose and do things
        your way. You could get going agian. Do us a favor John. Give Pirates 5 everything you have
        and don’t look back! If you dont, find a different line of work. Let her have her show rings and go!! No other woman would want them anyway; I’d rather have a piece of metal that meant something to you when you were 5!

        If by chance John could ever read this, this is as close as I’ll get so I’m addressing this to him:

        Get over it already!! Stop feeling sorry for yourself because I Do Not! If you can afford to waste money on
        this pathetic excuse you call “wife”, then you have more than enough. Wasting your talent and time on people that want
        to put you in an early grave because people that care about you are too boring?? Just say so if it bothers you…
        There are more positive ways to retire if that’s what you want …. “Cry Baby… Boo Hoo hoo. Poor me, I’m going to waste my life and talent away because there are some people in this world that just want to USE me & I decided to “marry” one of them.”

        Do us a favor, Depp. When your having depression issues because your living the BEST you can ALONE with your kids, I could see
        the excuse of turning to the bottle a little…… That I could sympathize….

        But your pathetic existance and wasting away because of Amber??? An immature 29 yr old ( don’t correct the age
        anyone because 28, 30, DOES NOT matter) that YOU ALLOW to humiliate and despise you…. She’s not the
        problem…. You are.

        We’re tired of it , and your blessed beyond measure. Maybe that’s why you drink all time… You’ve reached the top, millions of
        people adore you, and you’re bored. If you want out just say so. All this drama that you are allowing, is not necessary. But if you still want your life, career, resources, influence…..

        You better start showing it. Because the people that help you get there, have their own lives and concerns….
        Either start showing US you want your life, or Goodbye. If there’s no audience, Jack Sparrow or whoever else you want to be,
        is no more. If all you want is to be a gutter boozer injuring yourself over a deceitful little tramp,
        then the world doesn’t need to fund your wannabe wasteful existence. It’s called Tough Love.

  7. Adrienne April 18, 2015 at 8:38 am #

    Well I guess one could say that she is the perfect example that money cannot buy style. But in Hollywood she’s in good company.

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