Trying to Piece This Together (Fun for Members)

26 Feb

Whole Wedding is strange. File it under weird. Here’s your chance as a reader and poster.  You can give your interpretation of what the fuck happened. (Funny comments) From what I can see we had some kind of Rainbow lucky charms wedding, may have been complete with shotguns and whiskey. I’m not sure….what the fuck happened on that island…… it may have been extremely comical and I just missed it. Lucky charms color theme and all.


7 Responses to “Trying to Piece This Together (Fun for Members)”

  1. Mango February 26, 2015 at 7:56 pm #

    If this was a serious wedding, it most likely would been in 1 place where ALL important would B there…. The island would have been a honeymoon time…. If it was just an after party, they would not have set wedding material up…

    Such last minute notice , decor, no officiate… … Flipping off the “assigned” photographer….

    Seems s set up & fake…. Nothing from the house… & now they are on two separate continents….

    I kinda feel like if John Wanted to marry her, he would have done this b4 Tokyo…. Actually she would have said yes to the 1st
    Proposal.. If there was one….

    Lily would have been front and center, pics of his mom & family together… It can still b private .
    A marraige certificate would Not have to be private “nonexistent “…..,

    & he would be sober w/ her…. Smiling.

    My momentary thoughts on this Pirate Plan…..

  2. what the hell, johnny? February 27, 2015 at 12:45 am #

    It is confusing. Did ANY of his friends or family attend? Have their PR people commented onwhether they’re married? Maybe it was some sort.of commitment ceremony to appease her father? I wish someone from his personal life would tell his fans the truth. Must we accept her or is it just an elaborate him?

  3. Jas February 27, 2015 at 6:44 pm #

    No official announcement was made regarding a marriage ceremony from his PR team. From the blurry aerial pictures we can see Bruce Witkin and his wife, Suzanne, who also took a photo with Johnny that was later seen on the Internet.
    Johnny’s son Jack attended. Lily Rose did not. Jerry and Malcolm are also seen in pics as well as an assistant and his wife. It’s difficult to make out others associated with Johnny but it certainly was not a family affair.
    As far as accepting her? The choice is ours. What do you think?

    • jambernews February 27, 2015 at 6:56 pm #

      Never. She’s a plague. Her mother and father were there, her sister was there. her friend iO and iO’s girlfriend. Mostly her family, and friends. Johnny’s employees.

      Fucking impersonal.

  4. lifesigns64 February 27, 2015 at 9:37 pm #

    Thought Johnny really cared about his childrens feelings, wonder why he didn’t wait to see if he could get Lily on board . . and why he would go ahead with this marriage and/or commitment ceremony without her, his brother, his sisters, nieces, nephews and close friends. Has anyone been able to tell if a Marriage License was applied for in CA? I’m starting to think this was not a legal ceremony, but rather a commitment ceremony. At least that’s what I’m hoping for so he doesn’t lose all that he worked for to that bitch.

  5. Lara February 27, 2015 at 9:44 pm #

    I wonder if her parents and siblings attended her first wedding too.

    • jambernews February 28, 2015 at 1:53 pm #

      good question

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