Amber’s *Career*

24 Feb

Recapping the last three years


Production budget – ?

Total Gross – $663.00 (No that isn’t a typo)


Production Budget – $35 million

Total Gross – $7.3 million

Machette Kills

Production budget – $ ?

Total Gross – $8 Million

3 Days to Kill

Production Budget – $28 Million

Total Gross- $30 million

Oh.let’s not forget the beginning of her home-wrecking,

The Rum Diary

Production Budget- $45 million

Total Gross – $ 13 million

Now remember these gross totals. Most of her movies have tanked, even the ones she made before these. Exceptions are Pineapple express, and Zombieland which did well thanks to Seth Rogen and a niche movie about zombies. All the above info can be found on box office mojo dot com. You can look up all info for on films she was in.. Let’s watch and see how her movies do after her becoming Mrs. Johnny Depp, and see if it swings in her favor because we know she doesn’t have the talent to make a film a winner on her own. Magic Mike XXL may do well, but as everyone knows especially the ladies, it won’t be due to her presence in the movie.

I’m not sure I believe Johnny when he said they called him “Box Office Poison” maybe he was having a psychic moment pertaining to the future. About Amber, not himself.

3 days to Kill:

Besson is a frustrating filmmaker. He clearly knows what makes a movie enjoyable, but at the same time he doesn’t seem to have a clue as to what makes a movie bad. So for every “Taken” and “Tell No One” he gives us, it seems we must endure five or six clunkers like “From Paris With Love,” “The Family” and “Transporter 3” — and the forthcoming “Transporter 4,” “5” and “6.” Sigh.

His “3 Days to Kill” walks that fine line separating those two extremes.

That is to say, there’s a lot wrong with this movie. That starts with the kind of fundamental filmmaking 101 lapses that will make film critics and film students alike cringe. We’re talking continuity errors. We’re talking dubbing so bad that there are multiple instances in which a character is speaking but his or her lips aren’t moving. We’re talking clichéd characters and head-shakingly stupid plot devices.

Not surprising, articles about The Rum Diary stated she had to redo many lines, and some were dubbed.

Amber Heard at 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards


13 Responses to “Amber’s *Career*”

  1. Jas February 24, 2015 at 4:26 pm #

    Even though 3 Days to Kill came in slightly over budget, which isn’t really considered a profit. The film starred Kevin Costner and, at the time, it was supposed to be his “come back”, so it made sense that his fan went to see the film. They could care less who played the female lead. Ultimately, reviews of the film were horrid, citing Amber Heard in this way:

    “That role could’ve been given to a character actor and disposed of in two or three scenes, but it felt beefed up in order to give Heard more screentime, and lord knows, no one needs less screentime than Amber Heard. She’s hilariously awful, like a giant, sexy thigh bruise on an already mangled leg. ”

    When interviewed about 3 DtK, Amber Heard expressed her view in such a way, she could have been talking about herself…..

    HEARD: “What I was attracted to about her was this idea that I could play with the suspension of reality. Vivi doesn’t live in the same world that we live in. She doesn’t even live in the same world that the rest of the characters live in. That heightened sense of reality, and the freedom that comes with that, drew me to her. I also liked that she can be seductive, but that’s not where her power is. Her power is skill and knowledge, and her ability to do her job well and be unaffected by it, on an emotional level. There are many things about her that make her who she is. Being seductive is just another side effect of all the other stuff. It didn’t affect her. It was just a consequence. And I always prefer to shoot the gun than wear a wedding dress. It’s far more interesting to me. ”

    One stone cold, selfish, narcissistic bitch, IMO, with her last two lines, perhaps, foretelling her future.

    • jambernews February 24, 2015 at 6:06 pm #

      Thanks for this.

  2. Nino February 24, 2015 at 5:09 pm #

    She is pretty, that’s for sure. But she’s also a pathetic actress and a disgusting coke head. Yes, she is always amped.

  3. Loved Hatea February 24, 2015 at 6:19 pm #

    Should we call her Amper, it would fit.

  4. anki February 24, 2015 at 7:10 pm #

    Wow so much hate… poor girl is she insane? She will never be happy with him…. I know I wouldn’t knowing that the public hates me so much… I bet she feels all those negative nasty vibes from u people… rough… Even if she is in it for the money and publicity-cheers to her. Many woman sacrifice themselves for less than this. She made a good deal. As for Johnny… well he is a big boy I bet he can handle it and I bet he’s not that stupid to think it will last forever… They will chill for some time and then split. Middle life crisis are tuff on men… its like the last chance to live to the fullest before they get old and need viagra to keep the stuff up… and she’s quite nice to the eye and bet he finds her funny and interesting in some way. Well that to shall pass…

  5. li February 24, 2015 at 8:44 pm #

    Amber Heard is an insignificant actress, she will never be a big star, not even a C list star, probably a D list. And she is dragging JD to the D list with her. They will end up doing porn.

  6. Mango February 25, 2015 at 1:39 am #

    People despise her and it’s getting to the point they don’t even want to see their name in the same sentence,
    unless it talks of their separation or “divorce ”

    Europe is her last frontier, & it won’t take long…. This grand scheme that som1 threw together at the last minute
    is going to backfire & here’s to hoping John and his team are already working on a break from this stupidity…

    The sooner he gets out the better and he knows it…..

    It’s past time for this pathetic clock to wind down.
    If studios close their doors , she has no business or exposure…
    For her to stand by him anywhere is a joke & a grotesque sight.

    She and whoever is behind this wanted exposure – well now they got it….
    All the world has to do is show the real gratitude we feel….
    Time for her to GO 😦

  7. Jodie February 25, 2015 at 5:34 pm #

    So…Amber is trying to succeed here in Europe! OK, but I must warn her: we don’t need another poor actress here in Italy. Thus, keep on staying away from here please! xD

  8. Lara February 27, 2015 at 8:18 pm #

    I don’t know why but when I think from Johnny’s perspective I feel like I’m gonna be sick. I just can’t digest his choice. I can’t understand it. How can he consider that better than being alone? Is he that cheap too?

  9. Lara February 27, 2015 at 9:37 pm #

    She is box office poison. And Johnny Depp is becoming one too.

  10. Liz March 3, 2015 at 9:15 pm #

    watch the most uncomfortable clip ever…. she really shows her colors here and both those men look like they can’t wait to get as far away from her as possible! LMAO

    • jambernews March 4, 2015 at 12:14 pm #

      Painful to atch. LOL Their expressions! LMAO

  11. Jas March 4, 2015 at 12:35 pm #

    Wouldn’t we love to know what Nic Cage and William Fichtner’s true opinions about her are? Seems to me that neither of them are the type to tolerate unprofessional or diva behavior from some silly, untalented

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