Friends Will Miss the Wedding

6 Feb

Alice Cooper, Bill Carter, and Marilyn Manson will not attend Johnny’s wedding to chupacabra.

Bill Carter

02/07/2015 The High Road on Dawson – Austin, TX
11 am – 12:30 pm | Bill Carter – Gabe Rhodes

02/08/2015 One-2-One Bar – Austin, TX
8 pm| Bill Carter and The Blame

Marilyn Manson

Feb 05*
Riviera Theatre
Chicago, IL

Feb 06
Mystic Lake Casino
Prior Lake, MN

Feb 07*
Eagles Ballroom
Milwaukee, WI

Feb 09*
The Pageant
St. Louis, MO

Alice Cooper

2/7/15  Tulsa,OK

2/8/15 Witchita Falls, TX

No word on Patti Smith or Steven Tyler. Tim Burton, and Keith Richards = are MIA also.

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21 Responses to “Friends Will Miss the Wedding”

  1. Anon February 6, 2015 at 5:43 pm #

    even his friends know shes poison. wonder how many of his other friends will be M.I.A.

    • jambernews February 6, 2015 at 5:47 pm #

      Oh yeah. They asked Tim about it and he said that LOL

  2. Judy Latty February 6, 2015 at 6:05 pm #

    Will this last a year? Will a baby interfere???

  3. Jas February 6, 2015 at 6:09 pm #

    So much for Marilyn performing the ceremony.

  4. sol February 6, 2015 at 6:53 pm #

    It sounds to me that the wedding is held for friends of Amber “chupacabras” ,Johnny must be sedated and locked in a bedroom and releases him only for delivery of the rings. For me that wedding is false (for more see that after photos), this wedding is false !!!

  5. Vih February 6, 2015 at 7:15 pm #

    I can’t believe this is actually happening. Like, really??????!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Vih February 6, 2015 at 7:42 pm #

    Also, a question. Have you guys ever seen her naked-on-bed leaked video? Assuming that is for Depp it’s the worst acting I’ve ever seen.. “you are….my fun *fakes smile*”

  7. Grace February 6, 2015 at 8:18 pm #

    Yeah, Tim Burton said he didn’t have an invite and didn’t know they’d set a date! That was only recently too. Hmmm.

  8. sol February 6, 2015 at 9:10 pm #

    Anyone know if the marriage is legal in Bahamas? because the wedding at the home of Johnny are only sources, no confirmation.

  9. lifesigns64 February 6, 2015 at 9:46 pm #

    Was the wedding in the Bahamas?

  10. firealarm February 6, 2015 at 10:08 pm #

    Every close friend of JD should tweet their legitiment excuses for not attending: I have an allergy to tuna, I attended the engagement party and the menu sucked, I am deathly afraid of chupas, I can’t find the address on mapquest…it’s the polite thing to do.

    • jambernews February 7, 2015 at 12:10 pm #

      Fuck! LMFAO Mine would be “Tom Tom couldn’t locate the address, I’m lost”

  11. fairytaleginewrong February 7, 2015 at 8:05 am #

    Seems like lately Johnny’s got the patience of a knat. Everything occurs immediately. He overcomes
    subsance addiction immediately. He finds “the love (curse) of his life immediatly after splitting up with
    his partner of 14 years. I know it happened before the split, but he needs to make it look like the timing
    was perfect. He needs to get engaged immediately. They have huge issues, then he needs to marry immediately.
    Can’t even take the time to plan a wedding giving his closest friends time enough to be able to attend.
    Everything is so superficial with him. He needs to show hes with her, they go to a few restaurants and concerts.
    He needs to show that he loves her, takes a few pictureswith PDA. What other serious actor his age does that?
    It’s like he’s got ants in his pants, as we used to say as kids. Johnny needs to seriously find inner peace.

    • Loved Hatea February 7, 2015 at 12:37 pm #

      IMO it’s the Hollywod machine more than Johnny. The powers that be are rushing all of this trying to legitimize her because someone out there thinks they will make a fortune off of her and her lousy acting. They need to get her to stardom before she hits 30, the public won’t buy her as a star after that, she’ll be over the hill. Most all established stars, particularly woman, had their first critical or financial hit before age 30. They tried to do the same for Katie Holmes, she’s got a little bit of skill, not much, I just can’t see how anyone can think that Heard will do any better.

  12. sol February 7, 2015 at 1:11 pm #

    Johnny ends up marrying with the profile of woman who detested…

  13. Bob February 7, 2015 at 1:33 pm #

    On Jan 7 there was a post on Blind Gossip, titled ” Mean Spin”, which was obviously reference to these two, stating that A was seriously trepidatious about marriage due to Js addiction problem. Something about this quick wedding now really seems more about publicity than anything else…. considering the timing being immediately after a horrible career crecedindo of flops for J, coupled with the rumble of addiction problems. This appears as though it’s all just a smoke and mirrors publicity stunt, nothing more, which I find sad. I would think there would be photos published from the ceremony at his home, even just simple pics from an IPhone, you know, an overt display of happiness about this joyous occasion in his life… allegedly, there’s no marriage license on file even. I realize that being a public figure, one has to manage their image, but when anyone, actor, politicians, etc,are more smoke and mmirrors based, for me personally, it comes across as so lame and ultimately works against that person. I’d really like to see Johnny pull it together and come out of this….

  14. lifesigns64 February 7, 2015 at 4:00 pm #

    Fairytaleginewrong your assessment is so true!!!!!

  15. Strange February 8, 2015 at 9:00 pm #

    Even Crazy Days and Nights seems amazed that this wedding supposedly happened: “If you don’t think there’s something sketchy about this, then I don’t know what to tell you….Have you noticed that one of Amber’s ex-girlfriends is with her all of the time? I’m not sure if Johnny knows it’s an ex or he thinks she’s some sort of an assistant or something. Interesting.” http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2015/02/johnny-depp-and-amber-heard-got-married.html

  16. Strange February 8, 2015 at 9:21 pm #

    I’ve been wondering a lot lately if Johnny and Tim have had a falling out since around Dark Shadows time. You never hear about them hanging out together since about that time. Johnny seems to have a lot of new best buds: Gervais, Bettany, the vulgar comedian from Target. And his comment above I originally took to mean that Tim didn’t expect to be invited since maybe they’re not friends anymore. I HOPE it means Johnny wouldn’t marry the tramp, though.

    • jambernews February 8, 2015 at 11:48 pm #

      Yes. Curious. Last photo they took together was November 2013 in London. Didn’t seen any for the new AIW2

  17. Lara February 9, 2015 at 4:47 pm #

    As crazy as it seems, we’ve got to agree to the point Johnny has been doing all out of his own will. He’s been acting more than stupidly lately, completely stubborn and immature. A bird told me The Carters and Tim Burtom and not fond of the latest love of his life.

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